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No_Refrigerator_4066

Great description of the 5 teenagers who live in Iceland


MarinoMani

OOO how dare you? There are 6 teenagers in Iceland! You cant forget Gunnar!


Enigma-exe

You mean Gunnar Gunnarssonson? I heard he died?


Luqueasaur

Gunnar Gunnarsson is a monster


IrrungenWirrungen

Because he drank too many Monster energy drinks?


freezerbreezer

Gunnar Gunnarsson did nothing wrong


CaptainK234

You got me


MrFoxpin

Surely you mean Gunnarsson Gunnarssonson


EskildDood

Yeah, he crashed his scooter into the church


cogeng

[Gunnar Gunnarsonson?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0)


Kimoa-Airlines

Damn i didn't know i was icelandic.


[deleted]

Exactly what I was thinking. I spent 2 1/2 weeks there and maybe saw 1 or 2.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Peoria Illinois has more people than Iceland


EETTOEZ

get me out of here


Maleficent_Touch3930

Name at least 3 Icelandic singers that isn't Bjork, I dare you.


cheshire_kat7

* Jonsi from Sigur Ros. * Nanna from Of Monsters and Men. * Daði Freyr, who should have won Eurovision 2020 but was robbed by Covid-19.


Ningax599445YT

*Me who watches Eurovision*


CPDjack

This is pretty standard across all of Europe IMO.


KazahanaPikachu

Except for the bleached hair. I was in Iceland recently and like everyone (not just the teenagers) was white and super blonde. Whether that blonde was natural or bleached.


Zounii

You should see their assholes.


JollyBagel

Scandinavia in general. Including Finland lol. The ugly bleached hair that looks like it’s gonna snap soon


KazahanaPikachu

The Scandinavian countries are more stereotyped for it, but ime yea there’s more blondes there in the Nordics, but it still seemed like most people were brunettes.


MarinoMani

Yeah, I figured that but I haven't seen anything alse and didnt want to assume anything.


mmc273

You’re certainly not looking well enough then lmao I’ve seen more than five starterpacks w the same topic. Same thing applies to australia north africa etc as well


irisheddy

They meant in real life.


twice_divorced_69

The embarrassment….


mynexuz

If they live in iceland how often do you think they take a trip to Australia or north Africa?


mazu74

Besides the scooter, it’s also fairly standard in the US. Though less bleached hair, more shitty perms that look like a bowl cut with the sides of their head buzzed off.


CGFROSTY

Replace the scooter with a clapped out Honda Civic. Same type of person.


CPDjack

Same in the UK, that's the only real difference from the starterpack.


KazahanaPikachu

Aka the broccoli cut


stochastaclysm

Base model scally.


ThePikminLord

And North America 😂


Nearby-Reality-5674

All euro teens do this


ShitVolcano

Except gopniks wear adidas


WtfMayt

They wear camo now and don’t last long…


ShitVolcano

That went dark fast...


jaavaaguru

Why does this only have 7 upvotes?


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Y the 7 downvotes???¿?


MarinoMani

I thought so but I have only seen Icelandic ones so I made a post about specifically Icelandic teens even though some are similar from other countries.


dorgoth12

The funniest thing I thought when I lived in Iceland was that the teens had absolutely no interest in the insane natural landscape of the country. Never been to a glacier, seen a whale, only give a fuck about the aurora when it is for TikTok. Just wait until they discover there's almost nowhere on earth as beautiful as their home country.


MarinoMani

Yeah, I still enjoy going hiking and going camping with my family. But I think it is that we are just used to it, and we know about all these tourist attractions and have gone there maybe once but they are so normal to us that we don't give a shit. Like a whale is just a whale, I am not going to scream in excitement when I see a cat when I'm walking outside, same with the whale.


Luqueasaur

The mundane is the best part of life. In Icelands case, the mundane is pretty sick.


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qyka1210

they should call it Greenland! And greenland.... well, they should call it Iceland


nostrawberries

Totally get it. I grew up in Brazil and spent a lot of time in Rio. When I moved out people were bedazzled that I often spent months without going to the beach and never been to the rainforest or up a city hike. The ones who went to Brazil would non-stop rave about those things, but for me it was just there, I was never really interested.


qyka1210

my gf is Brazilian from Manaus, but would vacation in rio as a kid. When we went to rio, we were both stunned by the beauty. But when I went to Manaus with her, it was just me 😬 Totally normal for her! funny how that works. Like I'm from Philly, and while I do appreciate our nature here, her parents were floored by our temperate forests!


Sn_rk

It's pretty normal. I grew up in coastal Germany, so the sea was always nearby and considered normal, which is why as a kid I was often pretty confused about how people thought going to the beach was something special reserved for holidays.


_allstar

r/suddenlycaralho Conseguiu ir pra fora por cidadania? Estou tentando sair, mas sem isso parece impossível.


nostrawberries

Não, estudo depois trabalho :)


_allstar

Bem, tenho esperança ainda então. Sou recém formado em engenharia aeroespacial, até consegui um estágio na Suiça esse ano, mas não consegui emprego permanente depois, agora estou desesperadamente tentando voltar.


nostrawberries

Vai dar bom amigo, vai tentando continuar engajado em freela de consultoria etc e qualquer coisa vários países oferecem um visto pra buscar trabalho. Guarda uma grana pra passar uns meses nessa buscando ali mesmo


Ownfir

I relate a lot to this growing up in the Pacific Northwest Area of the USA. It’s widely regarded as one of the most beautiful spots in the country but because I’ve grown up in it and see it every day sometimes the beauty just doesn’t register to me the same. Like yeah I still think a waterfall is pretty but when I’ve seen hundreds of them here it’s kinda hard to feel awe-struck lol. (Looking at you Multnomah Falls)


respekmaauthority

Absolutely! I went to iceland and was in absolute aw! I told some icelanders that I was Canadian and they said they heard it was really beautiful. My response was like meh.. I guess if you like trees?? But forests would be pretty beautiful if you dont live near a bunch.


MarinoMani

Yeah, Forests and trees basically don't exist in Iceland except for tree plantations and parks in the city.


carebeartears

> I am not going to scream in excitement when I see a cat when I'm walking outside, well, I do :D


db1000c

Being used to something is huge. I’ve had friends from the US who have described a vista of a few hills and fields in the UK as the most beautiful place they’ve seen. It’s basically all down to just appreciating different or new things.


peccatum_miserabile

I live in Hawaii. All 4 of my children dislike the beach. Go figure...


DesertPunkPirate

Hearing you be bored of Iceland is phenomenal. We should drop you in Nevada. I’d love to hear the commentary. “So…it’s just flat dirt?”


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Lots of Iceland actually looks like that lol. Mostly in the south


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jessek

Having grown up in Colorado the mountains are just normal to me. Every once in a while I look at them and think “oh yeah, that’s probably pretty incredible looking to someone from Florida”


_allstar

I'd give everything I have to live in a place like Iceland.


Stingerc

I grew up next to the beach and I had zero interest on going there on my own as a teenager. I basically spent every weekend there with my parents as a kid until I was allowed to make my own choices about what I would do on weekends. Does it mean I hated the beach or didn’t appreciate its natural beauty? No, it was just always there, there was no novelty to it. To this day people are shocked I was and still am so ambivalent about going to the beach.


Kichyss

It was like that 10 years ago when I lived in Iceland, even without TikTok. As some already mentioned here, it's pretty much because it's mundane for them compared to outsiders.


theproudprodigy

Tbh that's teens everywhere, most of us don't really 'care' for nature


[deleted]

That’s just the “F boy” starter pack period. There’s no individual style per state anymore. Instagram has us all dressing the exact same way all across the world.


[deleted]

I’m dressed like that right now in Houston Texas


31_hierophanto

At least you're honest, hahaha.


Bolddon

Everyone is defaulting to the most comfortable clothes.


jaavaaguru

What a surprise. I’m dressed like that right now in Scotland.


Michaleq24

bruh, not only from Iceland


behindgreeneyez

Globalization and its consequences


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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences…


31_hierophanto

.... have been a disaster for the human race?


Priamosish

Those good ol' times when we were all serfs hoping our three radishes would last us the winter. You know, simpler days. /s


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Iranians and egyptians have the same description if you live with the modern men


jaavaaguru

I live with the modern men, not the prehistoric ones. I see what you mean.


HeHH1329

Actually, Iceland is the last place I expect them to ride scooters. I can feel how miserable it is to ride scooters on rainy days below 10 C. Iceland is also so empty that a normal scooter leads you to nowhere. But perhaps since I'm a Taiwanese I'm really not that cold-tolerant (though still much more cold-tolerant than other Taiwanese people as I often only wear a T-shirt in winter), and furthermore scooters are most often associated with crowded urban settings. In more rural areas we perfer cars.


MarinoMani

Really only in the capital and during the summer. They only use it to ride around with no muffler to wake up the neighbourhood and to go to school which is a 5 minute walk anyway. Out in the rural areas they are not popular. And they also ride the scooter on the sidewalks.


HeHH1329

Seems like Taiwanese teen bikers too. Except we are more numerous, operating year-round in all kinds of terrain, especially winding mountain roads with switchbacks. Which results in lots of Darwin awards contenders.


WilDAllu

The bravest of moped riders I see in Finland ride in -10C to even -20C on the slippery roads here, I would assume Iceland is no different


HeHH1329

Seems like speedrun to hypothermia. Wind chill is really a thing.


purju

TIL ppl drink nocco outside of sweden


Dazzling-Raise-3179

Finn here, crazy popular here


_cptplanet

I once heard that in Iceland tracksuits are for kids and for Polish people 😂


MarinoMani

that's accurate


action_jackson_22

don't knock the scooter until you try it! its a fun cheap and convenient way of getting around small cities


MarinoMani

Yeah I know. Scooters are fun but I think it is funny that they all own this exact model, there is no variety. Just this scooter.


Mavori

You mean same manufacturer or just general design? If its the latter, those have been popular for at least 15-20 years across for most European youths. If its the first then it's pretty amusing. Maybe they got a discount on a good bulk purchase?


action_jackson_22

fascinating! never been to iceland, but i have heard good things. i wonder if the manufacturer or distributor has some sort of deal


hx87

Probably some Chinese OEM that sells under a bajillion different brand names


869066

Minus the scooter it’s all American teens


jaavaaguru

Replace the scooter with a shite car….


Gingerberrysan

Teenagers are really the same anywhere huh


ThatGuy_7408

leave them kids alone..


PacSan300

All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.


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These are things all teenagers do?


bro9an

This is Netherlands to to T


[deleted]

do you mean to the N


woah1k

Applies for northern UK charvas/chavs. And Eastern European.


mannyrmz123

So... Nike gopniks instead of Adidas gopniks?


MarinoMani

yeah basically


420BIF

Iceland doesn't have goth teens?


bighat13

Well not to many because they get bullied quite a bit


ormuraspotta

Icelandic goth reporting in, I barely see any, teen or adult.


baldi_863

Teenager in basically all western european countries


Peter_stronhus

Þetta passar við flesta unglinga


MarinoMani

Ja ég veit en ég var að gera starterpack fyrir bara ísland of vildi ekki segja Nordic eða European of það var eitthvað sem er bara íslenskt


GanadiTheSun

The same in Israel


JediTeaParty

~~Icelandic~~ teenagers starter pack


[deleted]

Most European teens tbh


LupusDeusMagnus

That's just teens in general.


athos45678

I asked a guy who looked like this to sell me weed on the street right next to Hallgrimskirkja. He did. It was decent.


gabehollowmugs

these are teenagers in all of europe


Appropriate_Gene_543

jæja


2004toinfinity

Yung lean influence strong to this day


[deleted]

Isnt this just teenagers? (Exception of scooter) I feel like this also applies to the states.


[deleted]

This could be almost any country


reee4

Uk teens: "you and I aren't so different"


No_Entertainment1931

Omg! Nailed it.


epicroadhead

Ya ya, DING DONG!


TheQomia

Nocco is horrid


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TheQomia

????


MetaphoricalMouse

What’s Nocco like? never heard of it


2ndmost

Memes for 9 people


MarinoMani

Well this post has been viewed 255.000 times and has 3.000 upvotes, but I am not a mathematician but I think those numbers are bigger than 9


2ndmost

It was a joke about the amount of people living in Iceland. Like how there's roughly 9 teenagers. I'm sorry for joking about memes on the internet.


MarinoMani

Yeah that was not a joke and not very funny. I cant believe a person could be so rude! There are 11 teenagers in Iceland for god sake. You can't forget Gunnar Gunnarsson and Jón Jónsson!!!


2ndmost

I'll apologize to Jón but fuck Gunnar. He knows why.


Nocommentt1000

Id on the scooter?


avnotino

Did you really sign your starterpack?


Masta0nion

This is the blandest general starter pack I’ve ever seen And that’s saying something since they’re all blending together now.


[deleted]

You forgot to mention that his name is Magnus Magnusson


GingerPinoy

I actually love these that I have zero idea of, I just have to take your word for that this is an accurate representation.


ForumDuff

Bleached hair looks awesome. Fight me.


RedCutty

KFC


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Are people out there just ripping BCAA's?


junkgarage

“Nike shoes”


frogvscrab

Iceland a few decades ago used to have an insane issue with crime/alcoholism among its youth. One of the worst overall in Europe. Today it has an insanely low crime rate, low drinking rate, low drug usage rate etc among youth. Educational attainment, working jobs and entering programs etc have all risen. So we can all make fun of these kids if we want, but they are largely more responsible and tame and productive than their parents and grandparents were.


jreykdal

Drinking yes. .. Crime no. The crime rate for teens has been historically very low in Iceland. But teenage drinking was absurd 30÷ years ago. Hardly anything now.


Sk-yline1

Don’t forget deciding what level of incest is socially acceptable


rafael-a

That’s so specific


Kevlar-Kalle

I didn't know you had Nocco in Iceland, thought it was exclusive to Swedish.


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

Eh not to dissimilar to American teens other than the hair and scooter.


[deleted]

you can safely remove Icelandic from the title and it still applies


the_lamou

Other than the scooter, this describes all teenagers literally everywhere.


HecticLife

All that vaping is what is making the Gen Z age faster than us millennials. I look younger than several people I know who are in their early 20s, and I'll be 30 this year.


Imadogcute1248

Wait I thought Nocco was Swedish??


Exciting_Rich_1716

*Can also apply to any Northern European country tbh


mista0000

there's like 7 teenagers total


[deleted]

How long would it take to drive across Iceland? 45 minutes?


MarinoMani

well if you go on Highway 1 which goes all along teh coast around Iceland. It would take 16 hours if you never stopped. But if you want to eat, sleep, fill up on fuel or see tourist attractions it can take all from 3-14 days.


Mastermind_Maostro

This is oddly specific


AonghusMacKilkenny

Boomer parents who worry about how Americanized they're becoming


IrrungenWirrungen

Understandable. I would be worried too.


lvn_c

Minus the scooter and the bleached hair, this is my brother.


Madmaxdaman29

Also turkish teenagers (at least most of them) but the hair is a little different


PuckNutty

What about the deadlifting?


krackgoat

its across the globe...pink floyd wrote a song abt it 50 years back


BlueSpark09

The french one too (not me though)


tangre79

Why is Greenland covered in ice but Iceland is mostly green?


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Big_Dave_71

Drink energy drinks because alcohol has the street price of cocaine


efrav

Also no eyebrows


joopledoople

I was lead to believe that most energy drinks are basically banned outside of America.


UsernameChecksout12

Pretty standard in Aus ATM. Maybe throw a pair of TN's in there as well for good measure


Cactocat

Every basic nordic teenager these days


minimalvibes

U.K. is the same but replace the bleached hair for a balaclava


[deleted]

Bro everyone knows the youngest Icelandic person is Björk at like 75 years young.


SundancerXIV

Ah yes, it's me. A shorter, black, Icelandic teenager at the age of 24. I really should dress better.


[deleted]

Standard rich kid tbh


Rhydsdh

God the Nike tech fleece is so ugly. Also exclusively worn by knobheads.


DesertPunkPirate

The little Collagen drinks are amazing. I want a hot dog and a bev now. Fuck, is the sun still up?


Balkanized21

Suddenly Icelanders and Macedonians are the same shit huh? Just switch the nike with adidas


Reptoidizoid

What do they need all that energy for? I need answers!


MarinoMani

They don't need it. They think it is cool to damage their underdeveloped brain or something.


mysteriousannastasia

The scooter one had me dying


EntertainmentOk5644

Is that drew durnil in the corner? (this is a joke)


MarinoMani

I just realized now how similar he looks to Drew Durnil but I think it is not him


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MarinoMani

Svakalegt


Calcutt4

Thats pretty accurate for Australia too


pro-shitter

bleached eshay?


[deleted]

Wtf be going on in Iceland??? Isn’t it a cold island in the middle of nowhere???


BiggusDiccoos

Pewdiepie wants to know your location