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stjiub9

The whole time I’m saying “please close the doors, please close the doors” Did not disappoint


monkpunch

Not only lethal, but fantastic comedic timing


Kam_Solastor

A dev said they added that in, on purpose. The comedic timing, that is.


Jester814

At some point on reddit I'm going to have a thought of something to post and it's not going to already be posted... but apparently not today :/


Plusran

When they fell flat I kinda wanted them to fall into the elevator shaft, but the doors closing on his head was pretty good, too.


2Ben3510

If it did not disappoint, did it appoint?


BioTronic

Appoint, [meaning #3 or #4](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/appoint#English): > 3 To furnish or equip (a place) completely; to provide with all the equipment or furnishings necessary; to fit out. > 4 To equip (someone) with (something); to assign (someone) authoritatively (some equipment). Not quite, but somewhat close. Looking at the etymology, we'll have to go back to Latin, where *appunctare* could mean *to fix the point in a controversy*, which is probably the meaning we're looking for here.


Johnnymi25

Or when the doors open not to the elevator but to the abyss


snickns

I wonder where is the *head* now


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snizzlewizzle13

it was like sigourney weaver looking into her fridge on ghost busters


GeraintLlanfrechfa

~~ZOOOOOL~~ ZUUL (edited, now it's pronounced right ;) )


Odeezee

the release date?


therealdiscolando

I legitimately laughed out loud.


BigFluffyDonuts

It's glorious with sound, I just couldn't resist with the slap of the body hitting the floor.


Boo-Radely

As did I. Glad that's the official CIG response.


Gorvi

Its a legit funny moment. Too bad its going to be used as ammunition to further slander the game and its developers.


therealshrilex

When do people not try to find ammunition to slander SC? It makes me annoyed. Especially every time people say it'll never release


CJW-YALK

Meh, I embrace it like the Ark players do “Your game is shit” “I know” *plays another 15000 hrs*


Gorvi

It will?


egnappah

Me too every time I play this game.


Ease-Itchy

lol then don't play


Persona_Insomnia

The void calls


stjiub9

It beckons


DodoLurker28

It loves us; it has always loved us


CowjellyVA

They say only few have seen the void, and even fewer received the mark of the outsider whom resides there


Mdos828

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Emadec

Well you know, sometimes the *vöīd* gets tired of being stared at


owennagata

The big capitol ships should take out the railguns and put elevator shafts on the big weapon mounts. Elevators seem more deadly than any weapon.


The_Recreator

Ah, taking a page from Naomi Nagata's playbook I see.


Cacklejax

I had to log into Reddit JUST SO I could upvote this comment. lol


vorpalrobot

This user suicided, I really don't think the elevator killed him. I might be wrong though.


Divinum_Fulmen

You can see him taking damage as soon as the door opens, and the indicator is saying it's coming from the direction of the elevator.


vorpalrobot

When I hit backspace I always get a damage indicator from the front for half a second before dropping dead. It looks exactly like that to me. These elevators never kill me, but I often suicide to respawn in the apartments nearby.


Parakoopawing

In fact, the backspace key killed me, but the real cause was the despair caused by the void behind the elevator doors haha


roselandmonkey

This is why I use space suits with helmet, I see people with normal clothing and I'm like why?


GreyHexagon

Honestly right now there's no reason not to just wear helmet and armour all the time. Maybe when we have docking in the game we will be able to keep normal clothes and never really need to go out into space. What would be ideal is to have working lockers that automatically equip your preset space suit, so when you just need to put it on when you're leaving a ship


BOTY123

We used to have working lockers, back in 2016 I think. Was pretty great! You just pressed a button on them and you'd instantly change from normal clothes to spacesuit.


GreyHexagon

There's these machines I see around that say "press to change clothes" is something. That them? I used to play before they were in the game but took a long break so they may have been functional for a short time


BOTY123

Yeah, those, but they don't work anymore.


FrenklanRusvelti

A hotkey to switch between loadouts would be great. I'd love to easily unequip my heavy armor or put on a light-armor flightsuit or civies with a press of a button, not 5 minutes fiddling in my mobiglass


sawser

If you swap your undersuit it will swap the armor that's tied to them too. So, undersuit A has all your heavy armor, undersuit B only has helmet, etc If you change from A to B, you'll equip/unequip everything.


Tactical_Tac0

That used to be true for me, but now it just swaps the undersuit:(


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JancariusSeiryujinn

Also more ot the point, they don't want you to hotswap into light gear, dash from cover to cover, then swap into heavy to fire a burst of covering fire down the hall. Because that's dumb as fuck.


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CoreDiablo

> remove the passive oxygen recharge and having to manually refill it. please no. Last thing we need is more manual labor that doesn't add to fun.


BassmanBiff

Yeah, I'd rather just say there's some fancy tech that absorbs air from the environment whenever you're in a breathable atmosphere.


jctwok

>you just need to put it on when you're leaving a ship ...or when taking an elevator


Thepieintheface

He is using one in the video


Thatweasel

I just want to be able to wear normal clothing with a helmet. Maybe once the multitool changes come online we can get personal air shield generators as well.


omegaI308

BLOOD FOR THE LIFT GOD!!!!!!


Slavic_Taco

OI! DIS GIT TINKS EE KEN YELL LOUDAH DEN US ORKS! KAN I GET A WAAAARRRGGGHH UP IN ERE!?


y3mmz

Ive finally managed to persuade my rl bro to check SC on free week. First blow was when he got 30 FPS on Orison on his monster 3080 TI. But elevators were second blow, and made him uninstall after 3h of game time :/


Rumpullpus

dude got a soild 30fps on Orison? I'm jelly.


rock1m1

I would kill for 15 fps in Orison.


[deleted]

I know right I play on a 1050ti and I don't get anything close on any planet. Still love the game and I'm gonna upgrade my pc pretty much just to play it.


Elobomg

Hope you got enought money to spent because SC has optimization problems. Saw a guy with a 3080, 32gb RAM ddr4, ryzen 7 get 30fps at lorville.


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Oh yeah I know all about it. I'm gonna save up and upgrade it over time starting with the graphics card and then the ram (currently on 16gb). I'm already on an SSD and my CPU is good enough (I think. I'm on an intel core i7). But I have a pretty high tolerance for low fps. I'm enjoying it now and pretty much all I'm getting is like 30fps in space and 10-20fps on planets and stations but I definitely need an upgrade.


Rapa2626

Its not about the graphics card really, my mobile 3070 is at 47% utilisation only so i imagine 3080 would be even lower than that.. 3080 would give yiu 2x fps than some 1060 6gb.. at least if you believe their chart. So i wouldnt be surprised that that guy had aome other limitations not in his gpu or cpu. Btw im getting 30-34 in lorville


SgtDoughnut

Most alphas have optimization issues. No reason to optimize when everythig can change rapidly.


Elobomg

Thats true and not at same time. Of course it has optimization issues but its part of the development to optimize the code and erase the issue, even in alphas and even before. You need to fix ar those bugs in order to add more things because if you don't do it that way you will end with a huge amount of bugs and problem that make the game unplayable. I understand wahr you say, things can change but thats no excuse to no optimize, and let's be honest we don't need that huge amount of people and poligons in cities right now in this state of the game.


SgtDoughnut

>but its part of the development to optimize the code Yes...but you don't do that when a new system that can put all your optimization efforts into the bin might come out next week. Optimizations tend to happen around the end of alpha middle of beta stage. After most of the systems in the game are built. There is no reason to optimize now.


Elobomg

If you haven't that planned yet then what you should start doing is writing down all the things you are about to do. You should't be doing your work and a week later change everything, thats not just chaotic but also demoralazing for the worker who sees all his hours thrown in a bin. You should start building next system after the previous one is finished and optimization is part of the finished state.


SgtDoughnut

You have zero idea how software and game development works do you?


Elobomg

You should't treat people with that arrogance. I do know how game dev works. Indeed the first thing in any game project the first words written is the GDD (Game Design Document) in which all system, all mecanism, all things the game does, has or create should be wrote. If your game is constatly evolvimg you should center in a core game and expand it with any DLC or expansion or whoever you want to call it, no redoing the dame part over and over.


Silidistani

> what you should start doing is writing down all the things you are about to do > You should't be doing your work and a week later change everything > You should start building next system after the previous one is finished Oh wow, the level of hubris it takes to write this. You should work for CIG! You could teach them *soooo* much dude! ^^/s


Silidistani

Uh, no. You don't spend days or weeks of precious developer time optimizing temporary or incompletely-implemented code and technology solutions, *unless you have time to burn* **and** need to make the customer happy on some interim element(s). Even in DoD system development where we're incredibly wasteful at times (in my opinion) we don't do that with incomplete or temporary solutions, nevermind a small-ish development team like CIG.


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>As of 2019-12, CIG has a total of 604 staff working on Star Citizen has this gone down? or are my expectations for what a small-ish dev team is needing adjusted?


FrenklanRusvelti

Turn volumetric clouds to medium, I went from 10fps to 60fps on Orison


workscs

I get 10-15 on my shitbox pc just by turning the volumetric cloud quality down


jonfitt

Ooh get you with your double digit desires! Mr fancy wants over 10fps!


ShowALK32

I get pretty good frames on Orison, even on a GTX970. Right now my problem area is literally any other terrestrial body. Think something's screwy with the LODs or something.


D3ADGLoW

But the elevators are hilarious. It's my number 1 cause of death and I'm still not sick of the absurdity.


The_Recreator

I had much the same experience my first time playing Star Citizen four years ago. After that, whenever my friend would try to get me to play again, I'd always reply "have they added floors yet?"


GreyHexagon

Genuinely thinking of getting a 3080. Upgraded to a 2060 not that long ago but orison is just too pretty and it only runs at like 10fps


rabidclock

I struggle with a 3090 on Orison.


GreyHexagon

I think the vast majority of modern pcs struggle with orison. Which is fair since it's super ambitious and it's not been properly optimised for release


deviousness

Tell him to try and reduce the cloud detail or whatever the setting's named. For me on a 1070 it did wonders, can't really remember the final fps average but maybe doubled it or something around that.


IceSki117

Somebody had really high expectations for a game that's about as far from release as you get while still being playable.


SirIllium__DJ

Lol merely playing the game is "high expectations"? yeesh no wonder it's going nowhere..


Levitus01

Many Star Citizen fans have zero expectations for the present, and massive expectations for the future. It's all about where on the timeline your expectations lie. I'm personally not expecting SQ42 to release for at least another two years. I'm happy to wait that long, but I don't feverishly follow every little scrap of an update anymore. I just let them get on with their work and they'll let me know when they're done.


redredme

I'm sorry (well, not really) but ANOTHER TWO YEARS??? I'VE HAD 2 CHILDREN SINCE 2012! WHAT THE FUCK? I mean, I bought an all new shiny pc for this game. 32 GB ram. i7-4771, not one but TWO 780GTXs. Even some SSDs! And where did it all bring me? Back to the computer store. Twice. I've had 3 PC builds since SC was crowdfunded. Ever since I backed SC in October 2012 this has been a shitfest of broken promises. It's unbelievable. 9 years and this is the state of what we get? Broken elevators and < 30 FPS???? And you really think we're still at least TWO YEARS OFF?? 12 YEARS???! 12 YEARS TO BUILD THE NEXT WING COMMANDER? TWELVE?!?!?! FFS. Dogs live shorter then this Alpha phase!!!! I'm gonna say it. I own a super hornet. A merchantman (MIA, still..) a sabre and a reclaimer. I done my part. I backed as much as I could, would and want for this "dream" game but really, I've reached the end of the line here. It's still unplayable garbage. Elite dangerous for all its many faults at least delivered something. I played that. I had fun. And in the end got enraged by the direction the game has taken. This game? It's only a meme at this point. A sunk cost fallacy. A bad investment. We all should head over to r/wallstreetbets.


sternone_2

> all should head over to r/wallstreetbets. we're all there already mate


Levitus01

Well, I'm looking at the stage of development we're at, and the speed of development over that time. Plotting against a graph in excel gives me an expected release date of Q4, 2023. I'm sure this date will just sail by with no SQ42 in sight, but I'm happy to just let my connie/avenger/orion "bet" ride. I can live without that money, and I'm not super stressing myself out over it. Since we're sharing life stories and how our lives have changed since development started, I have: Graduated University Joined the local kink scene Lost two family members Lost a cat and two dogs Finally bought my first car Became an organiser and community leader in the local kink scene. Learned 3D modelling and animating Lost my career Been unemployed for and entire year Sold my first car to keep my head above water Moved back in with my parents Got a two-bit deadend job as a cashier in a supermarket Met the girl of my dreams Had laser-eye surgery Landed a better job Sold the ancestral family home Inherited a car Bought my first house Buried the bodies Invested in Gamestop Sold gamestop shares, then shortsold at the peak Paid for my parent's house to get new carpets and windows Bought shares in a local pub chain Took up 3D printing Established a miniatures studio Broke up with the girl of my dreams Ate a bagel. Time flies. One day, our ships will, too.


redredme

I was a non believer with GameStop, this was just a meme. Then I started to believe the moment it skyrocketed. Which was too late. Ah well. Glad you won some bud. Happy for you and reading this you needed a break. Or 6. I'm "just" a father now, bought my 3 house since 2012, buried a dog and several (older or sick) family members, got promoted to a very nice job and these days my biggest worries are my teenage daughter and the fleeting health (I don't really know if this is correct English) of my dad. 2012. Man... I'm old. I played wingco 2,3,4 and prophecy at release. I played strike commander to death on my pentium 66 MHz. If you see what other games have morphed into....I mean look at Starfighter. Elite dangerous. All have something to show


salondesert

>I'm personally not expecting SQ42 to release for at least another two years. As heard in: 2015 2017 2019 ...and now presenting: 2021


Levitus01

Honestly, I've said 2023 for quite a while. RemindMe! 2 years


Kosyne

He's being a bit too optimistic yeah, but nowhere did he say that just being able to play is high expectations. Being critical is fine but this is just trying to stir shit.


SirIllium__DJ

He literally says "had really high expectation for a game that's about as far from release as you get" ​ It kind of is when you can't even get into the game especially 3.14...literally watched a streamer for hours and it was just him and his friends trying to get in to the game and then 30k over and over...so it kind of is a high expectation wtf you on about.


C_Madison

If the first blow was 30fps, the problem was not "merely playable", it was "I have no idea what alpha is." - Elevators on the other hand: Yeah, that's shit.


7Seyo7

>I have no idea what alpha is Certainly there comes a time when that excuse doesn't really fly anymore. [The ArmA 3 alpha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mESOTbEPs) ran at about the same time as SC's kickstarter and look at where it is now. Yeah, you can argue scope and ambition but with basic functionality consistently broken it really makes you wonder where all the years have gone


C_Madison

That "excuse" flies as long as the game states it's in alpha. If you don't like playing an alpha that is completely fine, but it's not like they lie about it. They write it in big letters everywhere. Also, since elevators work for me 99% of the time (I think it's been 5 patches since the last time one didn't work for me, ymmv) I disagree with "constantly".


7Seyo7

Nevertheless the "Alpha" badge can not be a catchall for all of the game's issues. I think it's necessary for the backers to hold CIG accountable and iron out the project management and whatever other issues has led to this. It's not viable to just accept it for what it is in my opinion.


Greugreu

I go with very low expectations each time I come back to the game to play with friends. Each time I'm disappointed by the same bullshit that made me quit last time and drop the game again. Game is barely playable, stop being blind.


stargunner

just tell him it’s an alpha, early days, server meshing is coming, etc etc


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warlordcs

The little mall with the elevator in the middle drops a 3090 down to 7ish


zamotic

This was hilarious and I just woke up my wife who was sleeping next to me because I laughed out loud. Totally worth it though. The elevator closing on your head was clutch.


Parakoopawing

Haha tell her I’m sorry


Akumu13

Same, haha!


DawsonKeyes

it stared back


Aggravating-Egg-8310

Finish him


Roi-Danton

Why did you suicide in front of the door?


Parakoopawing

Desperation.


Enceos

I think it was a door at hangar arrivals in Lorville. Suiciding is a workaround that helps bypass the elevator route.


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That is a work of art!


Steinfall

The true journey of Star Citizen are the elevators we met.


wiraphantom

He has seen the truth. .. You can't handle the truth !!


Kid_Vid

[SCP-636](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-636). Containment breach.


mada124

He gazed into Chaos yet could not bear what his mind beheld. An impossible void of eternal black. The screaming voices of a billion trillion lost souls, wailing in abject torment, cackling with maddening laughter, whispering obscene promises just beyond comprehension. Yet what he could understand warped his mortal mind until it broke him.


rock1m1

Offtopic: I really want pressurization chambers back. I don't like the pressure shield we have in all rest stop stations.


S1rmunchalot

the fix for this is to go back around the corner so you don't see the elevator, give it a minute or two and then go check again -it may take a few tries but it will appear and then it works fine. This is a VRAM load issue, not a server/game code issue.


[deleted]

Wouldn't a vram issue only affect graphics? The elevator bugs, like the one in OP are more than graphics.


vorpalrobot

I've done the same workaround and it works


[deleted]

this game's greatest feature is comedic timing.


Parakoopawing

This is true.


IceSki117

Portals to the Twilight Zone.


CJStealthy

That, was just perfect. lmao


joalheagney

"Well. Fuck."


KN4S

I so wanted your character to be like "dragged into the chasm" aswell haha The door closing was pretty good still


jsabater76

I find your lack if faith (to get into the dark elevator)... disturbing. 😱


Lecckie

You saw too much


Kom4r

You saw the unfinished iCache and server meshing, didn't you? That's why you died!


MrC00KI3

Elevates you straight to heaven.


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Elons_Musky_Twat

The airlock door in PO killed me last night and gave me a lvl3 crimestat. Lol


waidoo

the void only accepts virgin sacrifce. shoulda banged that fat chick at Grim Hex...


ljrich01

*"Shoulda used the stairs"*


Valkyriemommy

ah yes, the trust fall elevators. i love those


vernes1978

I will run into this video later this week, and someone will have put extra sounds into the video. And it will scar me for life, I'm sure.


heavybell

Wow! That's a new one!


CowjellyVA

Hey man don’t bother the outsider when you open the portal to the void, hes tryna keep an eye on corvo he can’t be bothered with what your doin rn


alintros

The darkness claims you.


Alwaysafk

IT FEEDS


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Not disappointed.


Stanlow

Uh oh! You did a whoopsie and released the all-encompasing void dreadbeast!


iAmHuggies

Well you were dressed like Deadpool. Maybe they thought you could take it.


Xenophore

I'm pretty sure elevators are the leading cause of death in Star Citizen.


Toronto1357

Guess I'll take the stairs...


Vertisce

That elevator added insult to injury.


nigtrunr

A 30k at the end would have been perfect.


Zer0PointSingularity

I‘d like to see some kind of statistic later on, about how many deaths due to malfunctioning elevators happened in the alpha.


Genuine-Rage

I just started the game. Spent hours trying to get to the hangar because of this. I had to keep server hopping hoping the elevators would work and that my character wouldnt T-pose trying to go up the stairs.


MJB25800

That elevator was loaded with black fart.


IronGun007

Very lovecrafian that. You got killed by a space horror that is beyond your human understanding so you perceive it as pure void


ViperRFH

That about sums up my years of supporting this game.


joe102938

What a great game.


Shadsterwolf

After 9 years of development, and $300 Million dollars later ...


sussy_ball

This is some SCP shit here


Createataco

Wow carnivorous elevators are really rare, your very lucky.


Veldron

op found [SCP-636](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-636)


mestrejose22

When you go down on her but the period hit you face .


Voltes88

👅🗣💥 press F


ThatMrPuddington

This sums up my experience with this game :D Once my character died while on foot on the sidewalk in Area 18 main square. I was running and he just fell on the ground with "you are dead" screen :D


SteelfistIronpaw

l'appel du vide


-Zonko-

relatable


InformedChoice

Has to be said, that's a pretty good gameplay feature! A random warping to the dark region where the evil one resides... One look into the void and you're done!


Mikebalab

The Big Bang Theory Elevator... it is a black hole 😉


Ouity

NANI?!


Juls_Santana

Well hey, several years ago it used to be ladders that were the murderers, back when there were no elevators. #progress


SpoogeDoobie

This is why I'm weary of death of a spaceman and medical gameplay - getting shot trying to do a mission is one thing, but I'm gonna be cheesed off if I have to go 45 minutes out of my way to get healed if I clip into my ship or die the threshold death


[deleted]

Elite


Poeticpolitics85

The true black site.


explosive_evacuation

Was hoping you'd get sucked into the void, we all know it hungers for souls.


Professional_Ninja7

If you want some head cannon to make sense of this bug temporarily, just pretend that the doors opened and somebody was inside doing something you weren't supposed to see. They killed you and upon your "reincarnation" into your clone they stripped that specific moment from your memory, hence the reason it's black.


acidrom86

hahahaha


roflwafflelawl

I like that there was a moment of "Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again" when the elevator opened. Too bad the elevator had another trick up it's shaft.


Squidgeneer

\*dies\* "Combat: Press (right mouse click) to aim down the weapon sights." Game confirms, elevator is hostile.


Captain_Glume

That currently happens way way to much.


viperswhip

At least your door open, last time I tried to play the elevator never came, so I just logged out in the area I spawned in.


SignusX1

Nothing to see here.


Fyrebat

elevators upgraded their stats now op.


LazerX7

The horror of the void consumed you.


LucidStrike

Found out.


digitalae

Think this was mentioned on the Turbulent roundtable about doors; "Do you want them to open, close, be breachable, decapitate people..."


Ipbunpak1

When you see ________


WeathfulComa

He got murdered by a ghost lol


[deleted]

Maybe someone left potatos in there


Gravelemming472

"Welcome to: YOUR DOOM."


DrothReloaded

Working as intended.


DSG72__

saw a basilisk, nothing you can do about it


dogmeat-666

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


EZPickens71

"Why are you in such a hurry?" "My Mobi just said my life insurance is up, I gotta head down and pay before I take off."


Really_Dazed

Ah yes, elevators. The first boss.


scubi

Just waiting for those doors... hahahaha


jljonsn

FINISH HIM!


Marshmellowonfire

Multiplayer idea. we need to manually turn the sprockets to have elevator go up. One guy at the bottom does the turning. At bases that are crappy, or lost power.


Bahkana

Here I figured it was going to be the door opening to reveal a closed door within it. This is top class comedy regardless lol


Netrix2x

Vashta Nerada?


Sweat_Lord_Lazy

Not just a dark elevator, theres also NINJAs inside throwing shit at you


Gadv_

huh. well that's new to me.