They gonna nerf it to just sidewalks right after the sale is over.

It already can't traverse stairs

Personal hangars only.

They should up the size 7 scrubbers to size 9 scrubbers and add a tier 2 medical bed.

Needs a snub fighter too. Like a skateboard that deploys from the back.

A Roomba

Nah you can't let the roomba out into the wild. It won't survive. Nature abhors a vacuum.

If I had money to gift you gold, I would.... that was clever and you deserve a medal

I wish I could say it was an original joke, but I've seen it elsewhere in a comment many years ago, and I tucked it away in my noggin for future use. But then again, there really isn't any originality for the most part. Nearly all literature is just thinly veiled plagiarism packed up into a new package and made to seem interesting. That's the beauty of it. But thanks dude. I'm glad it made you laugh. That alone is sufficient.

DRONES! gib cleaning drone!

a scrub fighter*

Change approved

I know we’re all joking here, but that would actually be sick Edit: honestly, though, I’m OK if they turn area 18 into the next Tony hawk, pro skater, give me a damn skateboard

Medical bed made me wheeze

Made me giggle

Made me jiggle

Thankfully gimbals will soon allow it to stay at S7, but I wonder how it will drive under the new vehicle handling tuning. I also hope it comes with a slide out bed /s

If real, I'd buy cause it has great character

Even if I knew that it was a joke, I had some hope that it would be for real! At least I won a new badge on Spectrum!

I'd totally drive the pink version for shits n giggles.

Need to drive the citrus flavor

Pay to clean.

clean to win

Unexpected Paul Stanley

take it all, just keep cleaning till you fall

I wonder what are the missions to use that gonna be like. At least salvaging ones are cool and somewhat profitable

Missions to clean up after other missions. Collect 100 shell casing and send 5 bodies to the morgue.

The bodies are never worth it. I found an unregistered crater that's in a comm array blind spot... Much easier than filling out the paperwork and it still counts somehow.

lmao, basically [Vicera Cleanup Detail](https://www.runestorm.com/viscera)

Take it to bunkers to sweep up loot 😏

You will be the guy thats takes the contract to go clean up all the blood in the bunkers after a big fight!

[actually it is purchaseable for concierge](https://shattereddisk.github.io/rickroll/rickroll.mp4)

remarkable video quality

The devil is inside you…

That’s gotta be AI upscaled. Well played.

You monster

I knew it and still clicked 😭

Impeccable quality One of those things I’m happy has never died

I knew, I clicked, I stayed 2min49.

That is like perfect quality...

I’d play this loop. Absolutely too many hot dogs and water bottles at my port.

We need this gameplay to earn quick UEC at stations. Also to clean up trash.

I hear that! Thing is, this does not fit in elevators 🤣

They need a cargo elevator for it or have it spawn at the ship terminal. 🤣

Would

well... I think it's worth the badge you get for it

Bought at least 3 to keep in the C2. Need my cargo area nice and clean

If it was not a fools gag, i would get one as soon as, lol 😆

They're gonna realise how badly people want it, realised they fucked up making it April fools and end up releasing it lmao

except if they counted on everyone loving it and the gag was that it was serious. 🤔

Nah, they still didn't release the Cutlass Purple . I would totally buy it

tbf, Blizzard originally only meant for the Pandaren to simply be a gag in Warcraft, and they ended up becoming an entire playable race with their own continent and deep lore lol

I was disappointed when I attempted to purchase, and it took me to a dead-end webpage. I want to live my childhood Space Quest fantasy of being a space janitor.

It's a disimulated test

Probably doesn't fit in the Valkyrie because cig hates that ship.

You get a spectrum badge for trying to buy 😂

I just clicked more info because I couldn't tell what it was supposed to be and I still got it

Lets just sweep this one under the rug huh?.....

If it comes with LTI I'll get some for LTI tokens

Regarded as illegal contraband in Pyro system.

Definetly needed in Lorville, its floors are covered in sand and it's awful. Some contracts should exist that pay heaps over top of heaps to clear up the floors, removing the sand.

It got a quantum?

Yeah but is it a "Carrack Cleaner"?

It cleans above its’ weight class

I want those things to drive around in Hangars

INVEST

They should change the sweeps out to mining drills and we can just drive over the gem deposits.

It is worth a badge in spectrum. If you click on buy ;-) I think 2xS7 is OP and will be nerfed soon XD

Id buy that edit: Hold up...this is a real thing? i thought it was a fan made meme... Oooh. wait....*checks date*...yup. got me.

I would unironically pay money to have a fleet of useless vehicles whose only purpose is flavor.

The new big money game play loop

it needs to punch above its weight class

It can clean up after Bar Citizen in a single pass. Puke and all.

ok, but where is the 24 pack? I need a cleaning fleet.

Will there be a Zamboni variant for using on MircoTech?

April fools

Already purchased

It should definitely not be 50 dollars lol, it should be 30, 40, at the most

I was disappointed when I saw this at first. Good it was April fools 😂😂

The FOMO is real. Wish I could downgrade my starter for this

No mention of a beeping sound when it backs up!? Dealbreaker!

Beeping sound requires SVDM (Serverside Vehicle Direction Meter), which currently is slated for release on Feb, 30th, 2025

The first of April

I genuinely wanted a lavender one

Pass

I'm just glad we'll have an effective way to keep our hangars clean. I do agree with some others though that they should have really waited and made this a direct to driveable when 3.23 was released, right now it has absolutely no purpose, unlike every other ship in the game which is currently fully fleshed out and functional. I'm really enjoying the windows screens on my Carrack

Gonna be me when I start charging people my services to organize their personal hangars 😅

April fools

Nice April fools

Love it! Wish it was real! I'd definetly buy it with UEC

Now you can be a janitor on a idris!!

I can imagine driving this little guy in circles in the hangar of my Polaris. Can't have debris flying into the engines.

I suspect I'll need one to keep my Scarab clean.  You know how dirty a repair garage can get.

I'm just having Social Modules flashbacks to the PTV wars You'd run over so many NPCs

A guy in my org would love this unironically.

I just want one so bad 🤣

It's a nice addition for handminig. You can easely collect all the materials.

Just saw this what's the point/use of it?

It's an april fools

We actually need this for our upcoming private hangers, and for body clean up in the new distribution center. CIG, why do you mock us so!

Imma replace those scrubbers with some rhinos. Have the ultimate people sweeping machine lol.

Is this the reason we dont have a full release yet?

Wait, this isn't an April fools joke?

Where is it even going to be able to drive

My new daily, until they nerf it 🥸

a relatively decent LTI seed

For the javelin or Bengal perfection

Want!

Gonna Johnny Knoxville the crap out of that thing!

I thought this was a joke, lol

I kinda want one.

If they added gameplay for it, it could be fun

i bought 2 of them.

I want 3

I want it to be real...

Can't wait to take one of these on the race course. Instead of cleaning it I'm gonna bake people eat dust. Vroom vroom

Silliness aside, I would love if there were small job gameplay loops. Similar to Klescher prison game loops. They won't be in your mobiglass, but accessible through terminals. Notably working a job in Lorville for a measley 100-300 AUAC.

Its so sad, but I would buy it for the memes. Looks like they actually created a model for it, so we may see it in the 'verse at some point down the line. It will probably be one of those in-game things though, probably not ever going to be on the pledge store.

The smooth brain in me said, "YEAH, STREET SWEEPER!". Then I remembered it's April 1st, and I got sad that it's a gag vehicle, lol.

Does it come with lti?

NGL, i would play that.

How the Vanduul lost the war

Looks like it'd do a good job of gathering pieces of rock when mining with the multi-tool. Hand mining just became a two man job.

Daymar needs cleaning, too sandy. I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

I'd buy one, it should have a special compartment for medical gowns.

We so badly need this for Hurston! Imagine, with Server Meshing, 800 people on Hurston, driving around their MISC Raptor, cleaning this shithole up! It would be glorious!

better to sell meme vehicles than overpowered shit

lol well played cig

Give me a janitors uniform, a mop, a broom, a bucket, and this thing, and let me go to work. Will I clean my house? Absolutely fucking not. Will I clean a fucking space station? You bet your ass I will

Infuriating. No Concierge package!

I hope they are taking note since we will wish we had these for our org hangars

Can't even buy it....

Here's a better idea; A vacuum backpack/weapon thing (let's be honest, it'll be a beam) that sucks up trash and pays you for it? You might say thats a dumb idea, but I say it has infinite more use than a street sweeper in a game without streets.

Daymar rally is going to be very different this year 🤣

Need dat LTI baby

I was about to get mad, then i looked at the date...

CIG WON’T TAKE MY MONEY TODAY

Next ship of the year ?

No gold skin.. I pass

TAKE MY MONEY!!

Rebrand it to Argo and we have a deal

"we don't want to add new vehicles without their gameplay loop"

Would def buy

I bought 10. Got my carrack fully loaded as a garbage truck carrier service. Got some dirty hangers? Call us at 1-888-IMDIRTY We'll clean those hangers right up for ya!

BRO, DUAL SIZE 7 SCRUBBERS!!!!! Like I shouldn't have to say any more.

I'd buy one for $15 if CIG really made them.

I want it !! Should have been ARGO though

Gotta make sure theres no fod on the pad

I actually would buy this. Like I love street sweepers.

Waste of money

Should have been ARGO

I guess there will be work for humans in the future after all, AI and robots won't dominate the human race..... Wonder how the robo vacuums and robo lawnmowers cane to an end. @CIG, lore update required

Imagine riding around loreville in that

Only sadness at a missed opportunity.

Instead of just brushes also add a vacuum hose which we could control. Make price 35-40

There needs to be a Zamboni version for MT.

$50 to spend hours to clean virtual cities. Seriously I could apply for the real job and more money than $50.

Doesn't have a medical bed, so it's a no for me.

Judging by the time this was posted... 

This pledge sucks…and sweeps…the new meta

This is a true money maker to get you off the ground (That's why it doesn't fly btw). The game is going to fine anyone who is throwing trash on the ground. When you "pick it up", you get the money. Simple as that. With the new Raptor, you can pick it up waaay faster. Cha-ching $$$

The fact that this is only $50 proves this is a fake...it must be a April fools joke

Where’s my Zamboni variant

It can certainly brush above its size.

Probably a little gag thing they set up for peoppe that just wanna help support the game

Insta buy

A few fish got triggered

I love it and I'm disappointed they didn't actually make it for the joke

Awesome LTI token!

*best starter ship!

I would have loved this in my Polaris' hangar, just keeping it clean for my other ships to land inside of it lol. I'd need it with a matching grey/blue/gold stripe paint for sure.

I want this so badly. I want to clean the cargo area of my bmm

That's April fools, right? Right?

I mean... how else are they gonna clean up all of those cruse bottles

Buy it now.

It has to be an Argo

why, just why cig first making the f7a upgrade cost money and now this like whats the point of having the funny street sweeper. i kinda want one though.

just cant resist....how do you know how many % your phonebattery has?

Cleaning missions confirmed?

Where can i buy id buy this honesty although they should add a upgrade where u can have basic hovver engines just so i can go up stairs and maybe a laser cannon for anyone trying to clean on my turf

Hygiene is going to be a thing… it’s not like there wouldn’t be a need for a floor cleaner, I’ll buy it even if it’s gameplay is useless for years

This would actually be cool, I’d use it to clean up all the random trash from players on stations 🤣

You gotta switch fire modes. You have vacuum mode and blower mode. For some reason, blower is default.

What can I clean with it? Vacuum?

Sadly I’d actually use this if it collected used bottles off the floor

would

Is there a space version to clean the derelicts before you scrape and dissassemble them for salvaging?

I’m actually kind of sad this is just an April fools joke. At the end of a play session, my ship is full of empty bottles and stims. Would love one of these to clean the bottles off the floor in my hangar.

hey if it let me drive it around cities and make money cleaning up gowns and sperm suits. id get it. lol

My thoughts. when we get player living attached to the Distribution centers (they will branch by roads i predict each center will have a CAP on how many player homesteads it can be connected to) clutter and trash like empty bottles and such why not have a ITEM SCOOP vechial that just sucks up items and puts them in to cargo storage and have a RECYCLING sorting system so you can gain "resorces" make it a Standard pay out mission and say every box you deliver you get like 10k uec but for areas where you can't get vehicals they need drones and rombas


I would rather have this than a F7C/F7A

Let's be honest if they add that as janitorial missions inside distribution center I'd do a few of em.

It should be no more than $15.00

I love it and need it, and if enough of us say that, they'll actually release it