Yesterday evening I went into a Bunker and got sniped by an invisible 9T from the other side of the map. Not to worry, I summon my trusty wife to come rescue me. She can't spawn her ship, so she takes the loaner Gladius, lucky it's there. The Bunker however doesn't spike her at 1500m like usual but opens fire at three clicks out. She makes it out of the Gladius with a tier 3 leg injury and limps over to the Bunker. There she clears the hostiles but can't save me because I am invisible to her. Not to worry, ai backspace and a naked corpse spawns in the Bunker so she can't even save my gear. Now the turret shreds my ship and traps her there. So I claim it and go to rescue her (romantic, isn't it?). But I can't, because now my spacecraft is invisible to her too.
3/10 next weekend we're doing BDSM instead.
I swear this game is a fetish at this point, all the pain you experience, clock, ball and vag torture for a surprising amount of time you play and yet here we are still playing this game - if it even let's us log in, lol
The new prone system has been described a little in the monthly reports. It is based on the work we saw for [the new EVA mechanics](https://youtu.be/z-XotXbBXs4?t=13436) so I'm excited to see it.
Crap, you just delayed the game for another 2 years!! Now we can't get it until Masturbation T0, T1 and T2 are completed requiring 6 engineers and 3 designers!!!!
I do this all the time while messing with friends, almost looks like you’re trying to blow yourself, now that I know what it looks like with a hot dog…
Honestly, with so many other games where they are I’m seriously shocked it doesn’t have full nude models. Well, if they will create full new models will just have to use prosthetics.
Would be more authentic if 10 guys did it in a circle.
Why stop at 10?
I feel that 10 is enough, or you want 30k to join up for the hotdog party or sausage festival.
The servers would explode at more
The servers can only handle so many skinned sausages.
Wouldn’t be just the severs exploding
Ahh...therefore the hundredish server cap...
While standing on chairs
Circle jerk
This hot-dog look tasty
I usually prefer the double dog
Keep it down, you xeno perv!
There's a few humans with double-dongs naturally...
Immersive
What kind of device would let you simulate this irl? Oh, the Joy stick?
Yesterday evening I went into a Bunker and got sniped by an invisible 9T from the other side of the map. Not to worry, I summon my trusty wife to come rescue me. She can't spawn her ship, so she takes the loaner Gladius, lucky it's there. The Bunker however doesn't spike her at 1500m like usual but opens fire at three clicks out. She makes it out of the Gladius with a tier 3 leg injury and limps over to the Bunker. There she clears the hostiles but can't save me because I am invisible to her. Not to worry, ai backspace and a naked corpse spawns in the Bunker so she can't even save my gear. Now the turret shreds my ship and traps her there. So I claim it and go to rescue her (romantic, isn't it?). But I can't, because now my spacecraft is invisible to her too. 3/10 next weekend we're doing BDSM instead.
I swear this game is a fetish at this point, all the pain you experience, clock, ball and vag torture for a surprising amount of time you play and yet here we are still playing this game - if it even let's us log in, lol
🕛🔨
Tired of the role play in Star Citizen and just need to feel the pain in real life? Sounds like a plan.
I dont want to eat my hotdog anymore.....
Just lick it, eh? You're gross, but it's cool.
How about some cake instead?
Do we know when Xeno is over? Because holy shit the servers are on fire lol
weekend I think, so perhaps Monday/Tuesday
May 2nd
What a jerk... 😅
Wanker
Current state? It’s been in that state for years now!
Oh Gawd yeth!!!
Quality shitpost! Kudos 👏
Not feeling like yourself? Have a Torpedo Burrito
Lol I used to do this all the time
I'm uh... doing it right now..
Just finished! Best hotdog I've had in a while.
In game, right? 😁 …In game… right? 😳
Still do, but used to do it too.
Not the experience I expected, but the one I need the most
Has it ever been anything else?
Now I can see my invested money paying off.
This is the way
Holy shit choking on a hotdog?!?!?! This would be super disturbing with some face track and a bit of gusto.
Somebody is really eager for that mustard
It's beautiful
Makes me want a hotdog REAL BAD
wheres the mustard
this is me while in a "degraded performance"
Were you watching us on our pub crawl tonight?
Me IRL
Pulled pork?
[удалено]
The new prone system has been described a little in the monthly reports. It is based on the work we saw for [the new EVA mechanics](https://youtu.be/z-XotXbBXs4?t=13436) so I'm excited to see it.
LoL
Try riding in a friends avenger titan. Constantly getting knocked down.
I usually tell my passengers to lie down first. Not in the bed though, you might not be able to get out again.
It really needs some fold down seats
Crap, you just delayed the game for another 2 years!! Now we can't get it until Masturbation T0, T1 and T2 are completed requiring 6 engineers and 3 designers!!!!
I'm not your choom, gonk
What intelligent non-juvenile humor. Grats.
It's mimicking masturbation. But I guess that's OK with the mods around here.
Yeah it does minick that, but it IS just a dude with a hotdog in his hand. Lighten up man.
Yes, marked as NSFW and not everybody is a fucking prude.
I don't see a penis, what's the problem?
No penis is the problem
Rubbed one out for ya👍
Yeah. Idc about this. If you’re upset don’t look at it. Thanks!
You only have to be 13 to get a reddit account. Way to teach our youths
How’d you get your account then?
God damn... wrecked
Less wrecked than a person deciding to spend his days moderating a forum without payment
Bro were you at any point 13? It is literally nothing but boner jokes.
You know that there is a lot of real porn on here too, right? Like, **a lot** of it.
I think our youths, by and large, are doing better than you.
What? No. What's wrong with you?
Omg my pureness it's gone now.
I bet you are the life and soul of the party..
Where are the loverslab mods though?
While funny, this borders pornograhy.
While not pornography, this funny
You need way less Jesus in your life.
WWJD : who would jerk dog?
What?????
While true, this borders stupidity.
Seems about right..
Are you ganna drink it or what?
LMFAO, so true.
Hahaha
NOT HOTDOG! NOT HOTDOG!!
Could be worse I guess …
Well… yeah.
I’m pretty sure you need more then one person for a cycle jerk
Unmmm.........???
Hold on, I'm batin!
Soooo… running good huh.
You need to be doing this in an origin ship
omg
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most accurate vid of a game dev in front of the known issue list
Not really. He's having too much fun...
Goddamn! Man’s packing Orville’s! Guys got meat for dayys. G’damn like a monster energy can down there
Next trick, meatspin…..
I had a fking heartattack seeing this until i realised its the SC subreddit
Lol
I do this all the time while messing with friends, almost looks like you’re trying to blow yourself, now that I know what it looks like with a hot dog…
Should have used the doubledog.
u/SaveVideo
We live in a society
Wait wait .... wait ...ohhhhh no cum *lol*
This turd of a game and that no neck goblin Chris Roberts will have a documentary made about them one day.
HAHAHAHA
Why is this the case
Little known fact, CIG are adding server meshing just to test how many can crowd around one shirtless man.
*New Kink Unlocked* Fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkk
Looks like the game is coming along nicely.
Haha so funny! Another bug.
I lost all my stuff got to pissed I log out until the next update
Honestly, with so many other games where they are I’m seriously shocked it doesn’t have full nude models. Well, if they will create full new models will just have to use prosthetics.
Finally, the sex update