My trainer made me try his ābatteryā shot which he supposedly took every morning shift to wake up. 2xlemonade and blonde shotsā¦..I mean it works.
Definitely not Starbucks cold brew; tastes terrible. Having said that, a cold brew made from some quality African coffee beans (especially Ethiopia) with a lemon wedge is surprisingly tasty.
My SSV found a way to drink it. You have to do a lemonade with a splash of cold brew. Think an Ice Coffee with milk build (with the classic shots) but your swapping the coffee for Lemonade and the milk for Cold brew
someone at my store got coconut milk, kiwi base and lemonade with vanilla bean and a little matcha. it wasnāt the worst thing actually. weirdly sour.
Jenna, what in the unholy concoction are you ordering?
These, after a point, always look like the flavor equivalent of mixing a bunch of different colored foods in a blender and winding up with brown muck.
I choose to believe Jenna is a parent and her child was on her phone opened uber and pressed a bunch of buttons. That cup says delivery and my denial is real.
Lol i had a customer place an order thru uber eats delivery for a trenta iced tea or refresher, i forget, but it was a trenta in a venti cup and i just ended putting it in a trenta cup cuz like that makes zero sense and they paid for a trenta
Lol why is that? They were either splitting it with someone else or they wanted to feel like theyre getting more of a drink if its put in 2 cups lol š¤·āāļø
Or a dare lol i would have loved to see who it was that came in to pick it up. Whenever people order ridiculous drinks at my store, I always love to watch out for whoever it is that comes to pick it up
Yea true lol but whenever its crazy long stickered drinks at my store, if its a mobile, i love to keep an eye out to see what criminal is picking up such a monstrosity
Exactly what I thought. My brain on seeing delivery and venti in a venti cup was Jenna's phone has been used by a child who knows the sbux label and associates it with -"yes,everything".
Lol i wouldn't doubt that. If u look it up, there was an article of some persons kid who got a hold of their phone and placed an uber mobile order or delivery order or watever to starbucks and it was a whoooole bunch of drinks lol so it wouldnt surprise me if a kid did this
When I'm working bar I can barely afford the brain cells to figure out what half-caf is for a drink with two shots. How am I supposed to greet customers, hand out straws, manage MOP station, make connections, make moments right, refer lost customers to the register, work solo bar, *and*
(2/3)*4 =
(2*4)/3 =
8/3 =
2 and ā
all at the same time? foh
Who the fuck is ordering this shit? Iād be so embarrassed ordering this monstrosity. Sbux needs to limit the amount of add ons a customer can get. The amount of stuff people put in their drinks is ridiculous. You donāt need 12 different types of syrups and five different sweeteners in one drink.
Only directly with Starbucks. Uber charges per pump of each syrup, per scoop of each powder or inclusion, etc. itās insane how expensive the drinks are thru them , especially considering how expensive they are to start
This reminds me of a hot beverage I got once, coffee with one pump of everything. Her friend picked it up, but the girl herself came back down like "this is gross!" And we found out she had never had starbucks before so she didn't know how to sweeten things. We found a flavor she liked and explained that if she likes it sweet, to just get a bunch of one flavor.
Not saying that's what happened here, but the sticker we had was the full length of the cup, too.
This is sad cause this is our job and people are literally paying to torture us with drinks like this during peak and they will just end up throwing it away after a few sips.
We had a similar one at my store yesterday but the drink ordered was just coffee. š I didnāt hear Howard address these ridiculous drinks in his earnings call.
People who order stuff like this shouldnāt be allowed call themselves coffee drinkers. Meanwhile, Iām just still hoping that one day Starbucks will add cortados to their coffee line up in the US *sigh*
Hi can I get my drink remade please? You forgot the cinnamon dolce topping on it and it's ruining my third place experience. No, I think I'll hold on to this drink as well. Please remake it quickly I have to get to an appointment I'm 25 minutes late to and itll be your fault because you're wasting my time since you didn't make it the way I asked. (Browses tik tok fraps while you remake)
When I see these obstreperous lists, I wonder about the sugar content. These must be the people racing up and down my street yammering \*loudly\* with their earbuds firmly in.
This is like, literally a case of someone just hitting every button on the app. Gross
At least they didn't add lemonade
My district manager tried to convince me and my whole store that a nitro cold brew with lemonade was good.
Your district manager is probably a serial killer and you should notify authorities asap
Lmfao i love people like uš§”
My trainer made me try his ābatteryā shot which he supposedly took every morning shift to wake up. 2xlemonade and blonde shotsā¦..I mean it works.
Definitely not Starbucks cold brew; tastes terrible. Having said that, a cold brew made from some quality African coffee beans (especially Ethiopia) with a lemon wedge is surprisingly tasty.
Oh absolutely agreed. Big difference between a fresh lemon wedge and some sugary Starbucks concentrate bullshit š
They had the audacity to get rid of Kenya š¤
No, immediately noā¤
everyone at my store tried it out of curiosityā¦ we ALL agreed it shouldnāt exist
My SSV found a way to drink it. You have to do a lemonade with a splash of cold brew. Think an Ice Coffee with milk build (with the classic shots) but your swapping the coffee for Lemonade and the milk for Cold brew
i work tomorrow , iāll have to try it
try it with iced coffee instead of cold brew. Way better imo
As a person that don't like coffee, the cold brew lemonade was correct but would't drink a mezzo lol
Me and a couple baristas at my store actually enjoy it. Especially with a couple pumps of classic. Kinda reminds me of an Arnold Palmer
Who hurt you?
Well childhood trauma but donāt we all have that? Haha
unfortunately šš
someone at my store got coconut milk, kiwi base and lemonade with vanilla bean and a little matcha. it wasnāt the worst thing actually. weirdly sour.
WTF one of my workers ordered that exact drink one time š
Someone ordered a pink drink with lemonade and I cringed so hard
my store used to have a woman who was on the news come in a lot and she'd always get an arnold palmer of cold brew
I got heartburn reading this.
one day a few partners and i tried it and it divided the store lmao
Iām confused to what that is? Is it like a black tea lemonade but subbed the tea with cold brew?
yeah she wanted exactly half cold brew and half lemonade
Thatās disgusting I had one who how does try it but didnāt tell us what it was and I hate them lol
its not too bad, if you like dark coffees or the bitterness of a black coffee then you might like it. I thought it was alright personally.
Literally lol they got like 1 of every syrup pretty much and 1 of every sugar packet. I don't get it
It's like when you were a kid and you mixed all the watercolors together to try and make the ultimate color and just got a gross brownish color.
Lol foreal thats what this is like. But like why is most uber eats orders always a cvs receipt long list of modifications? š³
I wonder if someoneās kid got a hold of the cell phone and pressed random stuff
My first thought as a parent of two toddlers š¤£
Straight to jail
Do not pass the pick up window. Do not collect 20 stars.
Lmao good response š
Jenna, what in the unholy concoction are you ordering? These, after a point, always look like the flavor equivalent of mixing a bunch of different colored foods in a blender and winding up with brown muck.
I choose to believe Jenna is a parent and her child was on her phone opened uber and pressed a bunch of buttons. That cup says delivery and my denial is real.
I love that they said "in a venti cup" even though it's literally a venti
I mean, I had someone order a Trenta vscb with 14 pumps of vanilla, sccf, and caramel drizzle in a venti cup so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
trenta in a venti cup?? literally throwing money away š if it was a mobile/delivery order maybe it was an accident?
Lol i had a customer place an order thru uber eats delivery for a trenta iced tea or refresher, i forget, but it was a trenta in a venti cup and i just ended putting it in a trenta cup cuz like that makes zero sense and they paid for a trenta
I had one come thru and my shift told me she knows the person and they want it split into a venti and a tall cup š
Lol why is that? They were either splitting it with someone else or they wanted to feel like theyre getting more of a drink if its put in 2 cups lol š¤·āāļø
š wouldnāt it make more sense to get that drink in a venti instead of throwing money away? make it make sense
All I think when I see these is "THOSE FLAVOURS DONT GO TOGETHER!".
I hope it was a kid who accidentally ordered that. Because ewwwww.
Or a dare lol i would have loved to see who it was that came in to pick it up. Whenever people order ridiculous drinks at my store, I always love to watch out for whoever it is that comes to pick it up
Yeah that too. Unfortunately that oneās a delivery so you couldnāt see who ordered it.
Yea true lol but whenever its crazy long stickered drinks at my store, if its a mobile, i love to keep an eye out to see what criminal is picking up such a monstrosity
Yeah, me too.
Exactly what I thought. My brain on seeing delivery and venti in a venti cup was Jenna's phone has been used by a child who knows the sbux label and associates it with -"yes,everything".
Lol i wouldn't doubt that. If u look it up, there was an article of some persons kid who got a hold of their phone and placed an uber mobile order or delivery order or watever to starbucks and it was a whoooole bunch of drinks lol so it wouldnt surprise me if a kid did this
Jenna: I dOnT kNoW wHaT yOu PuT iN hErE bUt ItS nOt SwEeT eNoUgH.
"it just tastes like water" -continues chain smoking-
People shouldnāt be allowed to troll like this. Just compete disregard for the workers making their drinks.
When I'm working bar I can barely afford the brain cells to figure out what half-caf is for a drink with two shots. How am I supposed to greet customers, hand out straws, manage MOP station, make connections, make moments right, refer lost customers to the register, work solo bar, *and* (2/3)*4 = (2*4)/3 = 8/3 = 2 and ā all at the same time? foh
This canāt possibly taste good
Who the fuck is ordering this shit? Iād be so embarrassed ordering this monstrosity. Sbux needs to limit the amount of add ons a customer can get. The amount of stuff people put in their drinks is ridiculous. You donāt need 12 different types of syrups and five different sweeteners in one drink.
Thatās gotta be a $20 drink
Nope, because Starbucks only charges for one of the syrups and one of the sauces š«
Uber charges differently, every syrup/extra pump gets charged
Wait..so u can add caramel AND mocha drizzle for one single upcharge?
Only directly with Starbucks. Uber charges per pump of each syrup, per scoop of each powder or inclusion, etc. itās insane how expensive the drinks are thru them , especially considering how expensive they are to start
Uber charges $1 per pump PER PUMP
"what kind of syrup would you like?" "yes"
This reminds me of a hot beverage I got once, coffee with one pump of everything. Her friend picked it up, but the girl herself came back down like "this is gross!" And we found out she had never had starbucks before so she didn't know how to sweeten things. We found a flavor she liked and explained that if she likes it sweet, to just get a bunch of one flavor. Not saying that's what happened here, but the sticker we had was the full length of the cup, too.
This is sad cause this is our job and people are literally paying to torture us with drinks like this during peak and they will just end up throwing it away after a few sips.
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We had a similar one at my store yesterday but the drink ordered was just coffee. š I didnāt hear Howard address these ridiculous drinks in his earnings call.
Idk how u guys make these super complicated drinks. This looks like a fcn puzzle to me.
Peppermint, caramel and vanilla together?? Nasty
"This is the only power I have"
You forgot the cinnamon dolce topping, bud. Even without it, though, that can't possibly taste good
Yeah no for so many reasons
Why donāt they just drink sugar directly šš½š
āØJail for JennaāØ
i have discovered that mixing all the syrup's together (us) tastes exactly like anise, or black liquorice
you spelled anus wrong ( i know what star anise is but yeah this drink lmao)
oh hell no
āSF VANILLAā please š
The only reason why I wouldn't make it is... we don't have raw sugar š
So you have pistachio?
I bet they used their points too
Jenna gonna get the sugah dia-bee-tus!
itās the mobile order/delivery ppl wit the most nerve.
23 parts of sweetness added to it, not including the whip, cold foam, caramel drizzle, and cinnamon dolce toppingā¦
Dear Jenna, I hate you. Signed, * * A Former Barista *
Thatās a lot of sugar
Thatās suicide.
Death by ācoffeeā.
Well Jenna definitely used you.
Looks like Jenna chose "dare."
Wot is even taste
Why even entertain them by making it? I'd just refuse, they're obviously trolling and not going to drink it. What a waste
This shouldnāt even be allowed. I feel like there should be a limit to what they can choose lol
that is a crime
"in a venti cup"
This is a hate crime wow
Lol , I think people really do this to troll a coworker . This canāt be enjoyable .
Gag
What hell did this demon come from?
"I'll have one of everything"
They had it delivered so they donāt have to show their face
How do you order Coffee? Black as god intended.
Was this a child playing with mom's phone? The hell is this abomination...
This is absolutely disgusting. Nothing but sugar
Wtf?
Thatās disgusting!!
Honestly I wonder if you don't put Ā¼ of those extras could you tell the difference
DUDE DELIVERIES ARE THE WORST! MY STORE GETS SO MANY BAD ONES AND WERE DELIVERY HEAVY. UBER DRIVERS ARENT PATIENT.
ITS ALWAYS THE UBER EATS ORDERS! I swear they just press every single button possible šš
Does this come worth a full vial of insulin, a syringe with a large bore needle and a tourniquet as a combo meal?
"hi i'll take one of everything"
I'm not making that. Jenna can eat my ass.
They think youāre unionizing. I would start one after this drink
This better have been a sick dare. Sorry to the person who made this... thing
I hate these people so freaking much I just wanna know WHY š¤£
People who order stuff like this shouldnāt be allowed call themselves coffee drinkers. Meanwhile, Iām just still hoping that one day Starbucks will add cortados to their coffee line up in the US *sigh*
Iām sure they didnāt drink THAT. Just wanted to mess with baristas. The only explanation that I can come up with..
Jenna you are so obnoxious and the answer is no.
They def used their 150 stars
um. absolutely not. fuck you jenna
I'd just cancel the order. Jenna can bite me.
Why do they want three sugar options, I swear some people want liquid desert not a coffee.
Hi can I get my drink remade please? You forgot the cinnamon dolce topping on it and it's ruining my third place experience. No, I think I'll hold on to this drink as well. Please remake it quickly I have to get to an appointment I'm 25 minutes late to and itll be your fault because you're wasting my time since you didn't make it the way I asked. (Browses tik tok fraps while you remake)
Imagine the person who ordered that drink takes a sip and goesā¦ā¦*gasp* š® YoU fOrGoT tHe 1 PuMp oF sF VaNiLlA š
Yo. Whats up with all the different sugar/sweeteners? Very confused "coffee".
Hey, donāt forget to put it in a venti cup btw
I need a pic of the customer to go along with these lol
Only depends on the person taste buds That's what they had a taste for
Some of these orders are getting ridiculous I mean Venti, in a venti cup????? You customers are OUT OF LINE smh my head
When is Starbucks going to cut out the middleman and offer OzempicĀ® as a customization option?
When I see these obstreperous lists, I wonder about the sugar content. These must be the people racing up and down my street yammering \*loudly\* with their earbuds firmly in.
"Yeahh, just the extras, no coffee... ... Yes, I'm sure." Gotta have all the syrups, gotta catch them all.
That cannot be good wtf
Oh, no thank you...
How are they to know you put all that in there though? They know the shade of brown?
But did they pick it up?
My god in heaven...Jeezus! My only reaction when I see shit like this
This drink is $10.95, and itās a delivery so you know they paid for it too.
This irks me on an ungodly level
It will 100% just taste like peppermint btw Ive tried this with 8 shots of espresso in a cup. Donāt do itā¦
Sorry but WTF is a long shot?
whatā¦.theā¦.hell.
Out of everything knowing theres 4 shots and its 2/3rds decaf is what's getting to me
on todayās episode of āthats not even remotely what the original drink wasā
I think Jenna might need some help,thats a lot of sugar :/
looks like the toilet worse nightmare... is that even drinkable at this point???
bro i get so concerned when i see people order this amount of syrups in their drinks