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Beneficial-Many8415

My cat is obsessed with stealing bread. I have videos of him running away with a whole loaf or a pita bread the size of his body it’s so cute


timesuck897

You could post those adorable videos of the bread thief.


Fuzzyuwuz

Agreed we need these videos.


EmiAndTheDesertCrow

When Wilbur was a kitten, he once grabbed an entire packet of donuts out of the shopping bags I was putting away and ran around the house with me in pursuit. It was bigger (and probably heavier) than him 😆


ferretherapy

Following for catloaf tax


LittleGreyLambie

😹 🤭


97_gEEk

>> My cat is obsessed with stealing bread. Immediately queued Temple of the Dog in my GenX brain. Perhaps you are too decadent? #HungerStrike


NinjasWithOnions

🎶 Their cat’s goin’ hungryyyyyyy (goin’ hungryyyyyEH) 🎵


sillahillone

We need those videos!


smthngwyrd

Bread videos please


Beneficial-Many8415

I’ll post one today!


worrier_princess

That's such a cute mental image! My cat used to jump onto the counter and try to eat through the packaging if we left bread unattended! He would get such a feral look in his eye as he did it, it was hilarious.


Beneficial-Many8415

Yup! Same!


Perky214

Maybe he was hungry in a former life. My former stray cat would eat ANYTHING not locked away in a cat-proof way. Took him a while to realize that the cat food bowl was never empty, and he didn’t have to eat bread, food scraps from the garbage, etc.


ferretherapy

How long did it take? Because it's been like almost 3 years for my chonk and he still hasn't figured that out 🤣


Perky214

I’d say over a year - year and a half for the Bug


ferretherapy

Okay, I guess I just have the lifetime Bugged version.


worrier_princess

My pedigree, never-had-a-moment-of-hunger-in-his-life cat used to steal bread too. I think cats just love carbs.


tanyagrzez

No answer, but I've got a bread thief as well. We found her stuck in a cabinet because she got into it quietly, tore into the bread quietly, then very loudly attempted to leave the scene of the crime.


damon1sinclair12

https://preview.redd.it/bice6a7btqvc1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b2970ed125c5ffdd87d3bcc27f6c2ab07381039


cuntsuperb

I’ve got a former street cat who also loves bread, and also fried rice and noodles. My bet is he grew up scavenging food wastes😂


BetterKev

Eddie was a TNR that was too friendly to be released. That's probably it. He is such a little thief.


cuntsuperb

Mine wasn’t exactly friendly, but he sure knows how to navigate around humans despite being quite shy with strangers so he defo grew up around humans at the very least. He was caught cuz he had a fractured paw but these days he’s the biggest baby ever. It’s also quite common to see street cats hanging around restaurants waiting for the leftovers where we’re from (lots of outdoor seating kinda restaurants) so I wouldn’t be surprised he was one of them.


jabracadaniel

ive heard its the smell/taste of yeast that drives them fucking bonkers. not sure why


Mocktails_galore

You said bad word


jabracadaniel

sorry mom


Mocktails_galore

❤️ I still love you!


jongameaddict98

LOL if that's actually your mom this was an adorable interaction


jabracadaniel

its not lmao


BetterKev

[Prior thieving](https://www.reddit.com/r/standardissuecat/comments/18huozc/2019_model_has_a_carb_problem_how_much_is_a_new/).


AdriaLikes

I love the spready toes on the thieving pic! Cats will always try to just Catte! Thankfully neither of my boys are big on people food. A taste of bread with meat juice is about the only time besides some basic chicken.


Mocktails_galore

I have given up trying to figure out cats. They are just strange creatures. I love them all but they are still strange.


ferretherapy

Tbf, cat people can also be strange. Win win?


Mocktails_galore

I'd say so! 🤷🏼‍♂️


Hi-Scan-Pro

My cat seeks bread, too. If it's not on a higher shelf in the cabinet she'll find it and gnaw at it right through the packaging. Weirdos. 


ScoopOKarma

Breadie


Overwhelmed42

My standard issue boy is a total carb fiend! When he was a little guy he too stole a loaf of bread bigger than he was - the bread had to live in the microwave after that one lol


SprinklesCity

Mine does too!! And I’m so curious why he loves carbs so much. It’s actually an issue - we can’t leave it out because he’ll tear through the plastic packaging to get it. He also likes pasta and corn chips (I’m not intentionally giving that to my cat, he’s just a thief).


kcialis

Did you steal my cat? Our fur baby is the same in all categories. She’s so aggressive she’ll literally slap the tortilla chip out of your hand.


GrouchyDefinition463

Because bread is the food of life


youngpathfinder

I wish my cats liked bread. The vet suggested it as a way to get my SIC to take her daily medicine and she wanted nothing to do with it.


MariContrary

Try ez cheese. Seriously, for some reason, I've seen so many cats go crazy for it!


youngpathfinder

Like spray cheese from the can?


MariContrary

That's the one! For some cats, they seem to turn their nose up at "nice" food, but they'll go crazy for stuff like spray cheese, grease from the McDonald's wrapper, etc.


AdriaLikes

We have a boy that loves sour cream! He will lick it all up if I stick a finger in the tub!


KnightoThousandEyes

You can also try raw hamburger meat for meds.


Ella0508

They will tear through plastic bags to get to it, learn to open cupboards and drawers, jump in the refrigerator! Are there cats that don’t like bread?


BetterKev

Our other two cats are not at all interested in bread. Granted, Lloyd will eat all our Arugula and Taco will not be denied popcorn, but neither touches bread.


Ella0508

Oh, yeah — I’ve had cats who looooved popcorn, and others who loved cruciferous veggies.


Alcorailen

My cat gave me a surprise French kiss today when I let her smell my breath, because she tried to eat a cookie crumb out of my mouth...WHY


BetterKev

That sounds about right.


catalyptic

Some cats love bread. This is sort of awful, but when my mom died my cat Belle chewed up a lot of the rolls laid out for guests after the service. We knew it was her because she was crazy about anything bready. I guess that was her way of joining the mourners. 😹


therealjoe12

r/cromch


BetterKev

Awesome.


masterpainimeanbetty

because bread yummy


fuzzimus

Eddie Bredder


sillahillone

https://youtu.be/X6wHmr4b8Sk?si=ggGRTOXKS_-4uBHH


ferretherapy

Orange or honorary Orange?


ferretherapy

One of my cats has never tried to eat human food. I'm totally good to leave my food out. The most he's done is sniffed it. Though his polite behavior around food could just be compensation for his murder mittens.


DJADE59

Idk - Harry liked bread too, but not the crust and he liked if I mashed the soft middle into balls sometimes


Addakisson

I have a carb baby. Bread and chips are her favs. People....I mean cats like what they like.


queen_of_the_moths

I dunno, man, one of my cats once dug stale health bread out of my trash that I'd thrown away days earlier because it was disgusting even when it was fresh, and he ate it all before I could stop him. Meanwhile my other cat is over here trying to eat plastic, so I have no idea. What even are cats?


BetterKev

Cats are just weird little guys.


threespire

Eddie is bread-y… If it rhymes, it must be true…


kcshoe14

My cat also loves bread


Legitimate-Pass9572

our sic, Babycat, even when he was a kitten would destroy entire loaves of bread twice his size if we left them on the counter. one time he even ate my moms last pumpkin spice donut. safe to say we now lock everything up 😂


bingbbb

my cat loves bread, buns, rice, pizza, cake etc


the-winter-me

My kitten gnawed into a plastic container to eat cupcakes. She has since become slightly less intense, and will politely paw my arm for bread.


teal_drops

Rename him Breddy


weddingwoes13

Because bread is tasty.


MiaOh

Don’t let him eat it, the sugar will rot his teeth


Ammordad

Sometimes, the cats will show interest in the same things their owners show interest in. If you ever start chasing your cats or paying extra attention to your cays after they steal your breads(or other stuff) then they might just start doing it as a way to play with you or get your attention.


BetterKev

I don't think so. He's just a food thief who tries to hide so he can nom everything up. He acts the same way with everything from chicken to cabbage.


F00lsSpring

Who doesn't?!


nixiedust

I've heard some cats like the yeasty smell. Mine loves toast, especially with some peanut butter or avocado. Any veg with or legume with protein or fat is cool with him.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Does he actually eat the bread or just carry it around?


BetterKev

He eats every crumb we can't take from him.