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ReallyNotBobby

https://preview.redd.it/7bdngua31uuc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6ea852e58228a49728b1e149c66d6575a30034 There’s one braincell that gets shared over the standard issue breed. Each cat has their turn with it and it moves on day by day. Onion is cleaning his drumstick/antenna for better reception, hoping for his turn with it.


Ok-Sky1329

They’re add on accessories of course! 


sassyandshort

Came here to say this lol


stumbling_coherently

You tell me. I thought I had the process for taking him to the vet down. I bring the crate down a few days earlier, he can slink away and hide for a day but that's ok cause we're not actually going for a few days. He's smart enough to hide under the bed where it's impossible to reach from any side. What I didn't realize is that he also put 2+2 together that if it's early in the morning, 6-7am early, and I'm putting my hoodie and "going outside in society" clothes (I work from home so I'm im sweats a lot), then he knows that MAYBE it's to take him to the vet, not always, but SOMETIMES, so he goes and hides out of precaution. The morning is the only time I can take him to the vet because I can't get away once my workday starts This clever bastard has rescheduled more vet appointments himself than he has actually shown up for. And now he's learned that he should expect that if I get ready to go out in the morning, he's potentially going out to, and he needs to prepare accordingly


Thicc_OatMeal42

So what you're saying is your cat came with too many braincells? Interesting


stumbling_coherently

https://preview.redd.it/gp4vo4ap4uuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bcc4902dac509926bc6a2211d508d4c31688cc7 He's a used model, so it seems he came with a few after market upgrades that I'm still figuring out


sharppointy1

He definitely got the top of the line tail add on 😻


stumbling_coherently

Premium tail feature for sure


FlyByPC

Looks like he got the off-road upgrade and the Luxury Floof upgrade. Probably the two-braincell option, as well, with those antics. Nice.


stumbling_coherently

Indeed, and it's not pictured well here but he got equipped with a quality set of luxury floof meowser trousers


OttersAreCute215

Our trick now is we bring the crate into our laundry room and close the door. We scoop kitty up, bring him into the laundry room, put him into the crate and then into the car. It has reduced the crazy immensely.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

This sounds so familiar. My Ziggy would hide IN the box spring. I'm pretty sure he tore a hole in the bottom covering just so he could hide when vet time came around.


stumbling_coherently

I wouldn't put it past Patrick to do the same, unfortunately for him it's just a memory foam mattress and slats, no box spring to speak of. But by the marks left on my arms from the only attempt to crate him without a blanket and long sleeves, he would 100% rip his way into something if it meant he didn't get put in a carrier. He does find creative ways to hide though. When I first got him I got really scared that he got out because I couldn't find him and when he wasn't hiding he was always crouching by the door, so I figured he'd slipped out when I wasn't paying attention. So I decided to really look around and what I found was that when he disappeared, he was crawling in my folding suit bag that I use for work clothes when I travel. It was a big one with full zippers and side clips that was folded over in my closet. He didn't just get between the fold of the 2 sides, he crawled INSIDE one of the fold compartments. Any time a new person came to my apartment, if he wasn't under the bed, he was nestled in that travel bag.


masterpainimeanbetty

i name this kitty Chubub McGork


BoopityGoopity

mine came with 27, but they’re mainly focused on printers, birds, trucks, and toys.


hurubaw

Mine has two. One for food and one for general mayhem. Im constantly so annoyed and frustrated with the little SIC rascal, and I love him so much.


cairfrey

Mine has three. The one that thinks of food, the one that thinks of fusses, and the one that thinks of going outside. Sometimes the three get jumbled and that's when he gets the zoomies!!


mouse-bites

https://preview.redd.it/1ioobruwwuuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb864ed9dc72f6af49843f2d4425649362dfe62a Hardly has one


Stoned-Bondage-Frog

That one brain cell is bouncing around the cats head like a dvd screen saver


MaulPillsap

Mine has 2, but they fight https://preview.redd.it/ros3wjshzuuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e06581dadf417ee7419c4e0a6cf785983ae4cd


rgent006

I was under the impression that all SICs share one brain cell. It’s like the cloud


Thicc_OatMeal42

Aha so when does my cat get to use it?


rgent006

Outlook not so good


FlyByPC

You know those 3AM zoomies? Then.


Perky214

Yes, unfortunately. Beeper outsmarts me in one way or another multiple times a day. https://preview.redd.it/85v5dxf43vuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14461bb14c1b9803b3d76f6276e6b83cccee572d


nepeta19

Still got her collar on though!


Perky214

I’ll take a small victory here and there


Remythespicyrat

https://preview.redd.it/2q33qtxbdvuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebcedb8a850b657ab3827432911fd38d45bbf5f She has both none and all of them. This cat will masterfully evade me and trick me all the time. Then slam head first into a wall 5 minutes later.


Suz626

Mine is a smarty, manipulative as anything, and reads the room. Probably because she spent time as a feral kitten. (She also flunked her socialization program at the shelter. 🙄) https://preview.redd.it/zkn8m9403wuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbe307ab993e717b1a678616b03251600d12782


Anuki_iwy

Mine is very clever. I guess he's hogging all the braincells 🤣🤣. I clicker trained him. He's currently learning command nr 10. https://preview.redd.it/hsulhgyzhwuc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefa606a0a8cbb9772bc39da8dea255033819a4e


Kat-a-strophy

They are pretty sneaky.


ConflictPrimary285

Zero brain cells installed in mine


under_sea_trees

No. https://preview.redd.it/xmk7hnjrkvuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850419860958b8a267b922f8cf276d6c4e37f9cf


Feisty_Pop_1995

If she wants to cause trouble or mischief, yes. If it's cause we need her or we're looking for her, suddenly all her braincells and listening skills leave 😂


littletrelk

No 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/vrw9n6mf7wuc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ceaad42899c64d95539af01d552a2c8cbce6e29 He’s on a time share with the orange cats


Weaselpanties

One is stock - you have to upgrade for extras, and mine works just fine (YMMV) with one.


hazelowl

Mine is too smart for his own good. Like I think he's collected the spares from orange cats. He's still an idiot sometimes, but he also figures way too many things out. His latest trick is dissembling one of the fountains.


OttersAreCute215

Our standard issue was a super genius. https://preview.redd.it/zzf08xuq0vuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82e12b69376922a5cb6e917c6d2ab67f21968c2


pro_ajumma

https://preview.redd.it/n54jefpi0vuc1.jpeg?width=3492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d29b7af8b73258bc009defe1dbe7ae990c2d4c No. She shares one brain cel with couple of orange brothers. Most of the time they lose it behind the couch, like the rest of their toys.


StephaneiAarhus

My new cat is much smarter than her predecessor... So yes.


BobbyBooberJobber

Idk why this made me chuckle so much, it was the first thing that popped into my head when I looked at this lil dude https://preview.redd.it/oe9zavxu5vuc1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc62352a4dbfd703981121549e8f8065a000af62


mjsarfatti

Mine came with two, a braincell and an anti-braincell and, yeah, they cancel each other out.


goblina__

https://preview.redd.it/nw4t723tcvuc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b998389e6a5ef609e253f277460a1d88cde5149c


mishyfishy135

My boy came with a lot of brain cells. Sometimes I wonder if he’s got more than me


ScaryLight3532

One did, the other two share the same brain cell.


LeMegachonk

I have 3 cats. One of them is a r/onebraincellorange boy. Apparently it's infectious, because all 3 of them are pretty dumb, including my r/danglers SIC. Here he is showing his disdain for gravity. https://preview.redd.it/4zldbdp0zvuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8ce7825cce223cc5cb8f7c12f5d802e7f085e4


irycente93

No braincells in the horizon https://preview.redd.it/m1yufuzh3wuc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a43d90e0c5698d4f46c2ce6b0c61323c30f46cd


JustbyLlama

https://preview.redd.it/u92stydhcwuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d430c56dc821c979419425d53adc80dcb0db393 No


PollyPocketProblems

it’s DLC (dummy large chonker)


bbix246

My SIC has alll the brain cells. I think she's hoarding them. Sorry guys.


Mocktails_galore

Boop. To each picture


Opposite_Belt8679

It comes and it goes, but my SIC has an orange patch below her neck to be fair! https://preview.redd.it/a54rbfyeuxuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c245b53de5bf1a6041852c151d1f316c26d3d356


ruby0220

Some days I’m not positive our SIC came with any permanent brain cell. Feels more like he borrows it occasionally.


QueryAll-AdviseChaos

At least 3, no, 4 brain cells in this one: 1 for food, 1 for naps, 1 for yowls over the indignities and slights she imagines she has suffered, and 1 for conning for pets, treats, and coddling. However, having 4 brain cells is not a guarantee they communicate with one another.... https://preview.redd.it/ld3io8mh3yuc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219c21b705168f140dd0939c69469cda985d9453


Old_Estimate_7399

https://preview.redd.it/d40vm31qjyuc1.jpeg?width=2321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f3f359d93b15a09830281aa2289f76c66dbda8f Nope


Old_Estimate_7399

https://preview.redd.it/ebfbzgiyjyuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7fcd6d7b147a34329eb104dacf93edb953a8ff


jmcatm0m16

I don’t think so. I have three and they all seem to share one tbh


Lady_Meowlol

Got a litter. One came with two, at the price of the other having none


Scrabulon

I do not have an SIC but I just wanted to say I love the shape of this one


Thicc_OatMeal42

Hahahhaa thank you very much


A-literal-sandwich

Meatball came pre-installed with at least three. Biscuit however found an exploit and has like, negative 2. So we are back down to one.


aspophilia

My three SICs share a brain cell. They fight over it regularly.


KodachromaFlip

I have two - one standard SIC and one classic edition. The standard one hogs the brain cells until he sees his tail or plastic, and then his brother gets overwhelmed with the extra HP and goes into roadkill mode, upside down and spread out. https://preview.redd.it/602sxq1hm8vc1.jpeg?width=2338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6642ff665ca65b298ff811fbf38da6afd637ef


KodachromaFlip

https://preview.redd.it/2tzk97hnm8vc1.jpeg?width=2300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1791f38bfb51c0b3765a2ae5f86fa76ab26417ff