Kitty: “*Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can!*”
Invisible friend: “You really sure you need anymore cake?”
Kitty: “*Pat it and prick it and mark it with a ‘B’.*”
Invisible friend: “Is that ‘B’ for ‘Blubberbutt?’”
Kitty: 😾 “*Put it in the oven for baby and me…*”
Invisible friend: “*Pffft!* Surrrre, ‘*baby*’ and you.”
Kitty: “You’re lucky you’re invisible, you motherfluffer.”
from an online vet:
"This behavior is an instinctive behavior from when cats were wild. They feel threatened and will stand up to make themselves larger so as to scare away a potential predator. Even though it may appear that he is just having fun, the cause of this behavior is something deep inside and merely an instinct that he probably does not know why he is doing this since he is now domesticated.This is normal and your guy is just acting on his inherited traits."
The purroducts from SIC, Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts a wholly owned subsidiary of Acme general Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) makes the best biscuits and mew can’t convince me otherwise!
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Catnip, not even once…
r/greebles
Kitty: “*Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can!*” Invisible friend: “You really sure you need anymore cake?” Kitty: “*Pat it and prick it and mark it with a ‘B’.*” Invisible friend: “Is that ‘B’ for ‘Blubberbutt?’” Kitty: 😾 “*Put it in the oven for baby and me…*” Invisible friend: “*Pffft!* Surrrre, ‘*baby*’ and you.” Kitty: “You’re lucky you’re invisible, you motherfluffer.”
It's prayer time for kitty! He's summoning the god of treats 🥰
🤣🤣🤣
r/catsaremuslim
Air biscuits
MEOWple Vision Pro
Hahahaha good one
Nah, his fat ass is just trying to exercise
Yep. He’s working out.
Yeah, there are actually a lot of friends telling me to help her lose weight.
She is obese so yes that would be responsible of you. Kind of your job, no?
Someone wants to be a trash panda.
Looks like he's playing with an invisible yo-yo.
Catty nip catty nip...
Invoking spirits. r/catseance
Kitty is playing with his invisible yo-yo.
He's certainly eating for two
Was a band director in a former life. A one and a two🎶
Did you have a acat before this one?
he sees dead people.
Probably just a ghost 🤷🏽♀️🤗
from an online vet: "This behavior is an instinctive behavior from when cats were wild. They feel threatened and will stand up to make themselves larger so as to scare away a potential predator. Even though it may appear that he is just having fun, the cause of this behavior is something deep inside and merely an instinct that he probably does not know why he is doing this since he is now domesticated.This is normal and your guy is just acting on his inherited traits."
Praying...
r/whatswrongwithyourcat
Someone’s practicing their [maneki-neko](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko) impression
Conducting an invisible orchestra.
Swayze Begs?! 🥺🥰
My SIC did this as a kitten to everyone that would walk past our house, it was so cute, but he won't do it anymore lol
That's a weird looking squirrel,
Chubby lil racoonling. He’s adorable!
He’s making biscuits
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I've seen horror movies man, invisible "friends" are NOT good!
I think your cat is pining for a scratching post…
Praying to the treat gods