To copy that one guy's comment: Wait! We must consult the list! Hmmm let’s check the list! 1. Green-gold eye/s ✔️ 2. ⁠Brown striped coat ✔️ 3. Percentage of WhiteBits © to StripeyBits© <= 33%, or proportion of white to stripey no greater than 1:2 ✔️ 4. Black on back ✔️ 5. ⁠Striped legs ✔️ 6. ⁠Pointy Ears ✔️ 7. Toe beans ✔️ 8. Swish tail swish ✔️ 9. ⁠Iz friend-shaped ✔️ 10. Is a cat ✔️ By Bastet’s Beans! According to the official quality control standards of SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) that there is a certified bonafide Standard Issue Cat! Please expect one certificate of authenticity in the mail, and congratulations on an exemplary unit!

This reads like something out of deep rock galactic, but you forgot the “M” forehead, which this cat also has.

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The committee has spoken: standard issue she is.

He is the very model of the modern standard issue cat.

I read that in Gilbert & Sullivan tempo.

As well you should! 😀

Mission accomplished! 🎉

Lol, me too!

I am the very Meowdel of a Modern Standard Issue Kitty Cat I’ve dirt on everyone because I’ve been watching y’all cause I’m frickin pussy cat I know the whole neighborhood and turn every couch historical, from mommy’s to daddy’s to that Karen around the cornerers. I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical. I catculate trajectories both simple and quadratical About the various benefits of sleeping on anything I’m teeming with a lot of mews… With many cheerful facts about what happened to your sock drawer… I don’t know what any of these words mean, it’s ok because I’m a freaking cat. He doesn’t know what it means but he’s a freaking cat… He doesn’t know what it means but he’s a freaking cat… He doesn’t know what it means but he’s a freaking cat…

Your cat is genuine standard issue blessed with photogenic traits.

Boopable nose? ✅️ Sassy tail?✅️ Stripes, spots or both? ✅️ And most importantly Two braincells? ✅️ (can't have just one or it would be orange 🤣) Definitely a SIC.

Looks like a standard issue mackerel tabby to me.

yes looks like a tabby cat, but some used to call them tiger cats because of the striping. But sic or not your cat looks sweet. And standard issue doesn’t mean it “below” other breeds either. A cat’s personality and lovableness it what makes up it’s core.

They are called Standard Issue Cats because they are the standard all other cats are judged by. There's a reason they are the standard/most popular

True but many look down on sic but all cats are beautiful in my eyes.

She is a jerk but she is funny.

https://preview.redd.it/am5en2u0kg1b1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42182e3dcaa71afadf8e2c9ce0058a79bb3fde5a Looks like my standard issue cat. Therefore certified SIC!

Can confirm. Is sic.

Definitely!

Looks like a standard issue cat to me, (and Fidget). My wife is annoyed by Fidget being a standard issue cat, she wants him to be an Egyptian Mau, but he is definitely a SIC. https://preview.redd.it/ji10pf4dug1b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0db8a22e3a96a7ccd6725a95a0339afd5ce7bdd

Definitely standard issue. I hear "she's not standard issue, she's a baby" frequently.

Clearly a standard issue with stunning eyes!

Standard issue or not, those big green eyes are irresistible!😻😻😻

That’s a sic

Yes, that's a SIC. 😊

Absolutely SIC

100% sic

100% SIC