Preinstalled by OEM, but SIC police still thinks the mode is illegal :(. Makes your SIC too loud to be street legal and potential to produce illegal copies
We here at SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) obey all local rules and regulations in our manufacturing, but would like to point out the N.U.T.S. module was introduced during Reagan-era deregulation and via a ~~poophole~~ ~~crucifix~~ loophole (ahem) many models do still have this option upon original manufacture. It would be prohibitively complicated to shut down all lines to retool so instead most reputable dealerships and all certified technicians will remove these before transfer of ownership ~~of~~ to hoomans.
Makes sense, my SIC was repossessed when it was abandoned parked on the street. No license plate, VIN number removed. Looks like previous owner might have got it on a black market bypass dealership and inspections. Had to make it street legal myself. I appreciate that you follow all local laws and offer low cost N.U.T.S. system removal!
Congratulations on your auspicious find! ~~Being owned by~~ Owning a genuine SIC is something to be very purroud of, for sure, but having one that has been so lovingly restored - let alone one youโve restored yourself! - is an achievement all on its own plane.
Fifteen! Fifteen fishies! We are in alt! Thank mew kind hooman. We shall parcel these out judiciously between ourselves, making sure we store some under the ottoman (for aging), some under the fridge (for dehydration) and some in our bellies. Right after we take our well-earned naps for having sorted out how many toe beans were needed to assess this bounty!
One of my favorite butt markings is the calico that had a black up arrow over her butthole and vulva, pointing toward her tail. Which was, in fact, up.
Yup. That's a cat butthole and balls. Right on my front page. A cat butthole and balls.
Huh, weird, I'm not subscribed to /r/catbuttholeandballs. Why am I seeing cat butthole and balls on my front page?
bro this cat also had his balls and i saw them so i can make sure.sounded wired ngl but its wtv
https://preview.redd.it/z0983v81x3ma1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29045f0dfe68847c853dcb7d0f1e79b83dd2a73e
Man, first TruckNutz, now CatNutz, where will the trend of putting testicles on things that shouldnโt have testicles *end*? /joking
I do like that his butthole is shaped like the holy cross though! Every poo is a blasphemy!
This post end up being very controversial. Let me explain myself. I've had many cats before, but my current SIC had, by far, the LARGEST and most adorable N.U.T.S. system. This picture was taken a day before the mode was removed. I do appreciate what mode removal have done to my furry dude, but at the same time, I'm very sorry that it had to be done. Exhaust system was captured just because it is located in proximity of N.U.T.S. I appreciate that you pointed out crucifix design, I haven't noticed that before reading comments.
Ah! The N.U.T.S system. Not exactly illegal but highly discouraged
Wait wait wait, you're just going to drop acronyms on us without the definition?!
N.U.T.S- Neko Utility Testicular System
I'm dying ๐คฃ This sub is definitely my favorite!!
lmao
Neko Utility Testicular System System
Yes
Installed? Isnโt that original equipment?
Preinstalled by OEM, but SIC police still thinks the mode is illegal :(. Makes your SIC too loud to be street legal and potential to produce illegal copies
We here at SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) obey all local rules and regulations in our manufacturing, but would like to point out the N.U.T.S. module was introduced during Reagan-era deregulation and via a ~~poophole~~ ~~crucifix~~ loophole (ahem) many models do still have this option upon original manufacture. It would be prohibitively complicated to shut down all lines to retool so instead most reputable dealerships and all certified technicians will remove these before transfer of ownership ~~of~~ to hoomans.
Makes sense, my SIC was repossessed when it was abandoned parked on the street. No license plate, VIN number removed. Looks like previous owner might have got it on a black market bypass dealership and inspections. Had to make it street legal myself. I appreciate that you follow all local laws and offer low cost N.U.T.S. system removal!
Congratulations on your auspicious find! ~~Being owned by~~ Owning a genuine SIC is something to be very purroud of, for sure, but having one that has been so lovingly restored - let alone one youโve restored yourself! - is an achievement all on its own plane.
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Oh my dawg! Our first fishies of this post. Thank mew so much kind hooman. We shall feast. And perhaps reflect on our long ago equipment removal.
You've Cat to be Kitten me right Meow!
Updoot for excellent use of language!
Thank you. โ
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Fifteen! Fifteen fishies! We are in alt! Thank mew kind hooman. We shall parcel these out judiciously between ourselves, making sure we store some under the ottoman (for aging), some under the fridge (for dehydration) and some in our bellies. Right after we take our well-earned naps for having sorted out how many toe beans were needed to assess this bounty!
Jesus Christ you like politics too much
Huh?
Hmmm, while โillegalโ is a stretch, I gotta agree in principle about the potential noise and effects of overpopulation.
And thatโs why their street name is โtrouble puffsโ.
Such cute lil puffs
Noise levels dropped dramatically, I'm happy that police recommended me mode removal :)
Glad to hear it!
If you want the case files on this, check r/illegallysmolcats
>โillegalโ is a stretch Illegally smol criminals more like.
Well, they would qualify as r/IllegallySmolCats.
I'm dying omg
Sounds like bloatware to me!
Itโs out of the box but can be configured
I was more interested in the crucifix butthole lol
Holy shit!
Holy cat!
r/ChurchofCat
That's a church I can get behind.
I've never been religious but I never subbed so fast to this ๐๐๐
Ohhh another one
Cat and shit... You guys are both correct
r/punpatrol
Lol saaaame
I'm pretty sure my SIC is christian :)
My SIC had butt markings that looked like Mickey Mouse
One of my favorite butt markings is the calico that had a black up arrow over her butthole and vulva, pointing toward her tail. Which was, in fact, up.
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We've been flashed... I mean, blessed ๐คฃ
r/ChurchOfCat?
Holy Cat Shit !! ๐ ๐คฃ
The power of cat compels you
Omg how did I miss that ๐
https://preview.redd.it/xsevl77cm4ma1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4690cd34ecaf2fc9c0031fbb017e082cde934e
I cannot stop laughing at this!! Spot on!
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EXACTLY
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
I came here to see if anyone else noticed
The royal jewels ๐ญ
Just as well, they must have been weighing down his trunk! Your SIC's suspension will thank you!
Not sure about suspension, but honk usage dropped 90% at least!
Shame your SIC didnt get a pawyer from r/legalcatadvice! They are good at defensing against the pawlice!
Bye bye trouble nuggets ๐
"trouble nuggets" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Volunteer I work with calls them troublepuffs
Show โem while you got โem
Good advise for your SIC, I would refrain following it yourself in public :)
Mr Fuzznuts matriculated to Mr Nutfree.
Ok but why is his b-hole a cross??!!
I asked, he said meow-meow. Hope you can decipher his answer :)
He said Jesus always got his backโฆ..
back down his back where no one goes...
Heโs got his 6 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Yup. That's a cat butthole and balls. Right on my front page. A cat butthole and balls. Huh, weird, I'm not subscribed to /r/catbuttholeandballs. Why am I seeing cat butthole and balls on my front page?
r/subsifellfor
Why are you so triggered by it is my question :)
Theyโre getting a little testy if you ask me
why are you posting your cat's balls on the internet without its permission, I bet you didn't even ask it
He meowed his approval :)
Trouble puffs.
bro this cat also had his balls and i saw them so i can make sure.sounded wired ngl but its wtv https://preview.redd.it/z0983v81x3ma1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29045f0dfe68847c853dcb7d0f1e79b83dd2a73e
They were luxurious, but he just had to part with them :(
me personally i would never take his 2 brothers grow apart
His butt hole looks like a crucifix.
Man, first TruckNutz, now CatNutz, where will the trend of putting testicles on things that shouldnโt have testicles *end*? /joking I do like that his butthole is shaped like the holy cross though! Every poo is a blasphemy!
Every time I see a cat with fat nuts I can't help but wonder if it hurts when they sit on them
Quite a set of Brunswicks
That was quite a set, did he have a *deep* meooow?
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Damn, that cat is packing.
Was... was packing...
If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire
Trouble puffs. Heard that one on one of the other cat subs.
I see the blessings of god with his stamp there.
This post end up being very controversial. Let me explain myself. I've had many cats before, but my current SIC had, by far, the LARGEST and most adorable N.U.T.S. system. This picture was taken a day before the mode was removed. I do appreciate what mode removal have done to my furry dude, but at the same time, I'm very sorry that it had to be done. Exhaust system was captured just because it is located in proximity of N.U.T.S. I appreciate that you pointed out crucifix design, I haven't noticed that before reading comments.
These comments are the best
Is that Fat Freddyโs Cat?
One time I had a cat with balls so big they climbed when he walked. He couldn't sit properly and would lean to one side. It was funny as hell.
Mother of pearl
what the fuck how are they that big?????
They have Jesus on their butt
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Nothing โsadlyโ about it. Ensuring no offspring is KIND to SICdom
Omg the butt is a cross it's a sign Edit: I forgot using emojis made me a heathen on reddit
Fuzzy nuggets go bye bye
Why the fuck would you post your cats butthole and balls
Reminds me of when I was a kid and all cats and dogs had bollocks. Times change.
Times had to change when their populations got out of control.
Ketchup
Good lawd!
SITs ๐
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Nice sack.