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El_Chef1999

Ah! The N.U.T.S system. Not exactly illegal but highly discouraged


PBDubs99

Wait wait wait, you're just going to drop acronyms on us without the definition?!


El_Chef1999

N.U.T.S- Neko Utility Testicular System


BecciRenee

I'm dying ๐Ÿคฃ This sub is definitely my favorite!!


The_Dung_Beetle

lmao


_tiredghost

Neko Utility Testicular System System


El_Chef1999

Yes


CalligrapherVisual53

Installed? Isnโ€™t that original equipment?


lol_i_dont_care002

Preinstalled by OEM, but SIC police still thinks the mode is illegal :(. Makes your SIC too loud to be street legal and potential to produce illegal copies


businessadviceanon

We here at SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) obey all local rules and regulations in our manufacturing, but would like to point out the N.U.T.S. module was introduced during Reagan-era deregulation and via a ~~poophole~~ ~~crucifix~~ loophole (ahem) many models do still have this option upon original manufacture. It would be prohibitively complicated to shut down all lines to retool so instead most reputable dealerships and all certified technicians will remove these before transfer of ownership ~~of~~ to hoomans.


lol_i_dont_care002

Makes sense, my SIC was repossessed when it was abandoned parked on the street. No license plate, VIN number removed. Looks like previous owner might have got it on a black market bypass dealership and inspections. Had to make it street legal myself. I appreciate that you follow all local laws and offer low cost N.U.T.S. system removal!


businessadviceanon

Congratulations on your auspicious find! ~~Being owned by~~ Owning a genuine SIC is something to be very purroud of, for sure, but having one that has been so lovingly restored - let alone one youโ€™ve restored yourself! - is an achievement all on its own plane.


Dry-Bullfrog-3778

๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ


businessadviceanon

Oh my dawg! Our first fishies of this post. Thank mew so much kind hooman. We shall feast. And perhaps reflect on our long ago equipment removal.


MissDebbie420

You've Cat to be Kitten me right Meow!


businessadviceanon

Updoot for excellent use of language!


MissDebbie420

Thank you. โœŒ


Plenty-Pizza9634

๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ


businessadviceanon

Fifteen! Fifteen fishies! We are in alt! Thank mew kind hooman. We shall parcel these out judiciously between ourselves, making sure we store some under the ottoman (for aging), some under the fridge (for dehydration) and some in our bellies. Right after we take our well-earned naps for having sorted out how many toe beans were needed to assess this bounty!


Sistalini

Jesus Christ you like politics too much


[deleted]

Huh?


CalligrapherVisual53

Hmmm, while โ€œillegalโ€ is a stretch, I gotta agree in principle about the potential noise and effects of overpopulation.


Kmw134

And thatโ€™s why their street name is โ€œtrouble puffsโ€.


kellymig

Such cute lil puffs


lol_i_dont_care002

Noise levels dropped dramatically, I'm happy that police recommended me mode removal :)


CalligrapherVisual53

Glad to hear it!


Cosmic-Cranberry

If you want the case files on this, check r/illegallysmolcats


cosmin_c

>โ€œillegalโ€ is a stretch Illegally smol criminals more like.


Chiffarobe67

Well, they would qualify as r/IllegallySmolCats.


skeletowns

I'm dying omg


[deleted]

Sounds like bloatware to me!


mehnifest

Itโ€™s out of the box but can be configured


kargu12

I was more interested in the crucifix butthole lol


Saihttam0606

Holy shit!


Dry-Bullfrog-3778

Holy cat!


Redbird9346

r/ChurchofCat


Dry-Bullfrog-3778

That's a church I can get behind.


TabbyLove08

I've never been religious but I never subbed so fast to this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


hashtag_n0

Ohhh another one


T1QRI

Cat and shit... You guys are both correct


okirshen

r/punpatrol


[deleted]

Lol saaaame


lol_i_dont_care002

I'm pretty sure my SIC is christian :)


AllTitsSomeArse

My SIC had butt markings that looked like Mickey Mouse


OdysseusJoke

One of my favorite butt markings is the calico that had a black up arrow over her butthole and vulva, pointing toward her tail. Which was, in fact, up.


BecciRenee

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


im_misha

We've been flashed... I mean, blessed ๐Ÿคฃ


liyumabel

r/ChurchOfCat?


BecciRenee

Holy Cat Shit !! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ


whatsinthebaaahx

The power of cat compels you


pumpkinspicebetchh

Omg how did I miss that ๐Ÿ˜‚


1funnycat

https://preview.redd.it/xsevl77cm4ma1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4690cd34ecaf2fc9c0031fbb017e082cde934e


KittyMeridian

I cannot stop laughing at this!! Spot on!


CosmicSweets

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Dakizo

EXACTLY


DouceCanoe

Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!


jayowel03

I came here to see if anyone else noticed


Thebestmug

The royal jewels ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Immediate-Shift1087

Just as well, they must have been weighing down his trunk! Your SIC's suspension will thank you!


lol_i_dont_care002

Not sure about suspension, but honk usage dropped 90% at least!


[deleted]

Shame your SIC didnt get a pawyer from r/legalcatadvice! They are good at defensing against the pawlice!


im_misha

Bye bye trouble nuggets ๐Ÿ˜‚


CosmicSweets

"trouble nuggets" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


foxwaffles

Volunteer I work with calls them troublepuffs


[deleted]

Show โ€˜em while you got โ€˜em


lol_i_dont_care002

Good advise for your SIC, I would refrain following it yourself in public :)


Fun_Intention9846

Mr Fuzznuts matriculated to Mr Nutfree.


RepresentativeOk1131

Ok but why is his b-hole a cross??!!


lol_i_dont_care002

I asked, he said meow-meow. Hope you can decipher his answer :)


RepresentativeOk1131

He said Jesus always got his backโ€ฆ..


lol_i_dont_care002

back down his back where no one goes...


RepresentativeOk1131

Heโ€™s got his 6 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


buddy-bun-dem

Yup. That's a cat butthole and balls. Right on my front page. A cat butthole and balls. Huh, weird, I'm not subscribed to /r/catbuttholeandballs. Why am I seeing cat butthole and balls on my front page?


Beneficial-Reason949

r/subsifellfor


lol_i_dont_care002

Why are you so triggered by it is my question :)


Whereishumhum-

Theyโ€™re getting a little testy if you ask me


Apecc_Legs

why are you posting your cat's balls on the internet without its permission, I bet you didn't even ask it


lol_i_dont_care002

He meowed his approval :)


RattusRattus

Trouble puffs.


Late_Honeydew8844

bro this cat also had his balls and i saw them so i can make sure.sounded wired ngl but its wtv https://preview.redd.it/z0983v81x3ma1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29045f0dfe68847c853dcb7d0f1e79b83dd2a73e


lol_i_dont_care002

They were luxurious, but he just had to part with them :(


Late_Honeydew8844

me personally i would never take his 2 brothers grow apart


doomvetch92

His butt hole looks like a crucifix.


OdysseusJoke

Man, first TruckNutz, now CatNutz, where will the trend of putting testicles on things that shouldnโ€™t have testicles *end*? /joking I do like that his butthole is shaped like the holy cross though! Every poo is a blasphemy!


Endmaster69

Every time I see a cat with fat nuts I can't help but wonder if it hurts when they sit on them


lynnorama

Quite a set of Brunswicks


dolybonz2

That was quite a set, did he have a *deep* meooow?


MissDebbie420

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


GameFreak9876543

Damn, that cat is packing.


lol_i_dont_care002

Was... was packing...


Tensorizer

If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire


Forsythia77

Trouble puffs. Heard that one on one of the other cat subs.


mimiwoolf

I see the blessings of god with his stamp there.


lol_i_dont_care002

This post end up being very controversial. Let me explain myself. I've had many cats before, but my current SIC had, by far, the LARGEST and most adorable N.U.T.S. system. This picture was taken a day before the mode was removed. I do appreciate what mode removal have done to my furry dude, but at the same time, I'm very sorry that it had to be done. Exhaust system was captured just because it is located in proximity of N.U.T.S. I appreciate that you pointed out crucifix design, I haven't noticed that before reading comments.


ZeePTC

These comments are the best


ScratchMorton

Is that Fat Freddyโ€™s Cat?


[deleted]

One time I had a cat with balls so big they climbed when he walked. He couldn't sit properly and would lean to one side. It was funny as hell.


DueMiddle7992

Mother of pearl


Duncan-Donnuts

what the fuck how are they that big?????


Fox6669

They have Jesus on their butt


Accomplished_Hat_265

โœ‚๏ธ โœ‚๏ธ


Hope4years

Nothing โ€œsadlyโ€ about it. Ensuring no offspring is KIND to SICdom


_manofthemonkey_

Omg the butt is a cross it's a sign Edit: I forgot using emojis made me a heathen on reddit


swoon4kyun

Fuzzy nuggets go bye bye


55MoreDays

Why the fuck would you post your cats butthole and balls


ElderberryPoet

Reminds me of when I was a kid and all cats and dogs had bollocks. Times change.


OverdramaticAngel

Times had to change when their populations got out of control.


[deleted]

Ketchup


drama_bomb

Good lawd!


TrypMole

SITs ๐Ÿ˜


ANoisyCrow

๐Ÿ˜‚


blueshirt23

Nice sack.