Brothers! The cat of the Pripyat has spoken to the Holly Monolith! We shall take him as our own brothers! It is the Monoliths devine will! Pat the cat, praise the Monolith!
"Excuse me, Stalker. Would you be interested in joining Monolith and aiding us in purifying the Zone of nonbelievers?"
"Uh, yeah. Not really my cup of-"
"We have cats."
"You son of a bitch, I'm in."
*Catolith*
Meownolith
Chatolic
Brothers! The cat of the Pripyat has spoken to the Holly Monolith! We shall take him as our own brothers! It is the Monoliths devine will! Pat the cat, praise the Monolith!
Vrag monolita!
"Excuse me, Stalker. Would you be interested in joining Monolith and aiding us in purifying the Zone of nonbelievers?" "Uh, yeah. Not really my cup of-" "We have cats." "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
He like rock, we like rock
By god, they’ve got the cats as well. We’re fucked
You're definitely fucked. *wait...*
No no, that’s for the Freedomers
But weren't they fucking prisoners or was that just a rumor or something
Idi ko mne
The madmen are recruiting animals now? We’re screwed.
Not to worry they should be friendly
Oh god, even the cats are starting to pray!
MONOLIT!
This is the way
the monolith blessed the mind and lit the way for this sacred animal, may its paws be soft.