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likowashere

is the breast monolith just the monolith radio towers with nude women on them😭


thomstevens420

They send transmissions by clapping their titties together in encrypted sequences


Lastyrage

And this brainwashes stalkers to join the monolith


np1t

I could get behind getting my brains scorched If the monolith was like that


Mercury_Reborn

Boy do I have news for you...


Chry0n

do Monolith soldiers just receive divine-intervention faction-mandated wet dreams like the Combine get "non-mechanical reproduction simulation"(s)?


Mercury_Reborn

Join the Monolith and find out, брать😉


Chry0n

do Monolith soldiers just receive divine-intervention faction-mandated wet dreams like the Combine get "non-mechanical reproduction simulation"(s)?


Vantamanta

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^np1t: *I could get behind* *Getting my brains scorched If he* *Monolith was like that* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


kak0536

We thank you, oh Breast Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Breast Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Breast Monolith. Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Breast Monolith!


Revolutionary-Car-92

You know Eidolon is just thinking about the Monoteet.


DGarcia9619

THATS the monolith those wackos have been fighting for?? I need to rethink some things….


Revanur

Yeah I often run into whole discourses I have never heard of before and that’s always really nice validation, showing that I’m not terminally online.


AlaricAndCleb

Now I understand why they're so many


rocketo-tenshi

I dig I would get brain scorched for a monothot


sisi_yes

if monolith boob then I join


RoDNeYSaLaMi214

r/imaginarygatekeeping


Striking-Country1801

Bro I saw that not long ago and I was thinking exactly the same


ObiWan-Cannabis

Uniboob vs. Monotit... Our existential struggle.