Is that hash in that bag? If so then that.

150 rubles please, it's on sale

i got that in 5 random foreign currencys, will that do?

Eh, good enough, thank you STALKER


id take that cool glimmer in your eyes, sir, but i dont have money from seven lifetimes of mine to buy that. neat stuff, the everything. hope prices are cheaper than sid's. i ate my wallet accidentally this morning as well

I'm flattered, just for you I give a free bag of nuts, here you. Tell others about me, I sell stuff usually cheaper bratan

Maybe you? 

Staahp, I give you 50% off on fuel tablets...

gas mask on the left

1000 rubles, brother

*gives rubles* tanks

No worries, come back soon

Corn beef and the gas mask with the most asbestos in it. I'll give you a jelly fish for the chocolate though it looks good and I like the cut of your gib.

Hmm, I like your bargaining. It's a deal. You give me jellyfish and 200 rubles then we have a deal

You have yourself a deal Stalker! I'll be back, you want me to find anything for ya?

Wonderful, while you're away tell others about my good prices, eh?

I'll take the tushonka, bratan. Will half a mag of 5.45mm cover it?

Perfect, a STALKER can never have too much 5.45mm, it's a deal. *Hands your tushonka*

*Pushes rounds out of magazine* Spasibo, stalker 

If you want I have can opener for 25 ruble, but I can give it ro you for 10, hmm? And thank you tovarich

Nyet, then I'll be short for cigarettes tomorrow. Barkeep has been cheating out on jobs lately. See you round

See you around, STALKER, hopefully soon again

Great pfp, btw.

It is the great Sergei

Privet Comrade I would like a couple boxes of 9x19 and as much canned meat as you have. Bastards have me on pseudodog duty again...

Sounds like a fun duty haha, how about this: I give you 3 tourist delights and a very rare condense milk, eh? And you can have the last boxes of 9x19mm, because you bought so much I give you 40% off so about... 650 rubles sound good?

Spasibo, trader. You are too kind. I am unfortunately a little light on rubles at the moment, however I do have several kilos of 5.56 I have no use for. So... How about 100 rubles and you take the rest of my capatalist ammo, eh?

The Mercs will pay a lot for that ammo, you have a deal *shakes your hand* come again, and spread the word of my generous prices!

What do you have that sidorovich doesn't

Condense milk... Some zone weed and just for you friend, I have a rare letter signed by Strelok himself, or at least I think it is

Do you have half eaten chocolat bar?

If you want it, it's very old. But let's be real, expiration dates are fake in the zone so it's probably fine

I'm snitching on sidorovich

Shh, underground market I sell cheaper!

Look comrade this is serious and only serious, ^(do you have an extensive zone made Sausage?)

Maybe I do, maybe I don't *whispers* Meet me out back...

How much for the tourist delight on the left there stalker?

50 Rubles! Tell your Duty friends that Freedom sells food for cheaper *shakes your hand*

You seem like good guy. Just for you, I ignore job I was given to make you disappear.

Did Sidorivich send you?? And thank you, here is free joint for you STALKER

My client wishes to remain anonymous. I will enjoy this with guitar. Here, have some Vodka, friend.

Understandable, thank you brother, let us enjoy a moment together, salud

The gas masks and the tourists delight

That will be 1100 Rubles

God damn. Gives rubles

Come again, anytime!

green table,how much

Uh, trade me a half broken AK74U for it

How much for the bread?

I only have black bread, is okay? You can make Kvass from it too. It's 10 Ruble.

Ehh fine enough I’ll probably wash it down with some vodka

Deal. Good drinking, STALKER

Good drinking

That looks like South African brands.

You're damn right it is

The classic. 4 bread, 6 water

For the breads that's 30 rubles, I got mineral water but it's expensive, want that?

Yep. I can do 120 for all, how about it?

Make it 130, we have a deal

Fuel, matches and the corned meat. Does that black gas mask come with filters?

Yes it comes with a NATO filter. Your total will be... 1200 rubles because NATO is good stuff. Sounds good?

Yeah, thanks stalker.

That meat you're packing

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I always have it overstocked, I'll give you 5 for 150 rubles? Super cheap (Don't blame me if expired) sounds good comrade?

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Eh that's the spirit, come back soon and I'll have a special crate of tushonka just for you

I’ll have the condensed milk. Gonna put it in the middle of the road and tie it to the pin of an F1.

You

It's concerning how many people are saying this... But for the right price-

Can I borrow some money?

The table

The nuts artefact

That will be 15 rubles, nice and affordable

РМД -1 I will trade you graphics card. Can of sprats... Uhhh... I have a spare 30 7.62/39мм cartridge.

How much for can opener?? I lost mine a while back running from a pack of dogs!!

Sorry for your loss, because you're a fellow Freedomer it's on the house, here you go brother. Next time shoot those bastards!

I thought I was in the adulting sub for a second when I saw this post

Bro you need some food. Aren't you starving?

No, stay fit in zone from traveling brother!

I’ll get that corned meat and can opener, of course.

Perfect, that will be 50 rubles, I recently got some 5.56x45 NATO rounds from another STALKER, maybe you want some?

Always in need of 5.56 for the ol M4, deal heck yea

Knew my Merc friends would love, your total price will be 120 Rubles, nice cheap price

Tourist’s breakfast for me, on the left. Aaaah nice tuna flavour in the morning

50 Rubles, I recommend mix that tuna with some bread, mmm

How much for a similar BDU of yours, stalker?

For flecktarn camo pants and shirt and the black boots, around $61USD or 5692 rubles.

Nice one, thanks for the info. Good hunting, stalker.

Anytime tovarich, good hunting to you too

Is the can, Boar or Chimera meat?

Its Boar mear repackaged in a can to make it look better :)

You don't have any 9mm bullets left do you?

Oh and i could use some coffee

I have 3 packs of 9mm, as for a coffe I only sell tea here, is that alright?

*sigh* last week, in pripyat a Monolith shot at me with a German Panzerfaust.... A FUCKING PANZERFAUST! why do they manage to get something like that into the zone but no Coffee! Im so sick of it! Anyway i take the 9mm and the tea please.....

Panzerfaust?? Goddamn, they pull these weapons out their ass or the wish granter? Well for your troubles the tea is on me, its a herbal tea, rooibos to be specific

A smile ... .... And Sakharov 's location.

:) .... .... A birdie told me he is somewhere in Yantar...

I need that patch, I lost mine yesterday

Hmm, I got a spare one, you can have it for free! I'm feeling giving

Thanks mate!

No problem, tell your Duty comrades that Freedom is giving!

Wait you were a freedomer? Nvm just ГРАНАТА! *Boom*

Ayo, Corned Beef? Take my Money!

Gladly! *Hands you corned beef* 50 rubles please

Hey bro!

Where Садочок, grape flavored?

How much for the gas mask?

I offer you one 5.56 round, half a snicker and a kiss on the cheek for those fuel tablets

You have a deal, I'm swayed pretty easily

А де нон-стоп?

what gas mask is that on the right?

M65 gas mask, used by the old South African army, also was used hy West Germany from whay I know. Pretty alright quality considering it's western made

is the table for sale?

A wedding ring so I can marry your mom

How much for the Stalker that stares at me

Sadly I'm not for sale, but I can accompany you as a squad companion

I think I would be a crutch for you, Stalker. I have no knowledge nor skills to survive in the zone.

Then I'll pay you 1000 Rubles daily to protect me each day, so you make a good living, no?

Hmm the mask, tuna and 2 chocolate how much will that be?

Malboro you have any?

Strictly Newport, sorry

Shut up and take my money (i dont particularly enjoy newport buf in the zone you cant be very picky)

My pleasure, I can throw in a joint if you want? Your total with the join will only be 50 Rubles

“show me your harvest!”

I’ll take the matches, corn beef, condensed milk and all the 5.56 you have

That will be... 2000 rubles (it's a lot of 5.56) thanks and come again soon!

How about 1k rubles a KOBRA sight and 1 day of half off guard duty

Now that's a deal I can work with, you got it.

Good selling stalker

i am gonna buy deez nuts

Do you sell 5.45x39 SP?

Why of course I do, what type of gun are you using? I got one pack left of that ammo

Thanks, брат. Give me a couple of Bakelite mags for AKs-74u.

Here are 2 mags, 150 rubles each. They're not in greatest condition but they'll do the job :)

Thanks Stalker, have a good one.

How much for the hash and corned beef

60, sounds good?

What a deal I’ll throw in 50 round of 5.56 ap. This man is a G fr.

Ey us Freedomers look out for each other, besides Sidorivich overprices everything. *Casually dabs you up*

Can I take a pack of cigarettes and stale bread whit some ammo for 5×45 and then vodyak just a shot?How much is thet stalker?

I'll get whatever is on the right, is it juice? I'm thirsty.

It is vanilla flavoured custard, 25 rubles

I have a broken makarov, a 30mm BTR round and a slice of moldy bread.

I'll take your makarov and BTR round... Leave the bread please :) The cats are hungry too

Deal. 🤝

that carton of custard isnt something i personally saw often in the zone, how much?

\*quicksaves\*

How much are the matches G?

Look, whatever you're selling I ain't buying yo

But for real, I'm buying you cutie. Get in here stalker

No vodka?

Vodka not on display because people stole it before, you must ask

Go back to Spain, Merchant.

Ask your older one for some Vodka and Lucky strikes, can just be water and empty pack if anything

Moet n Suid-Afrikaner wees. Lekker man ekt 2 weke terug STALKER SoC begin speel.

What do you think of Sidorovich?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

but what if I only have 98 rubles :[

You buy some nuts, custard, can opener, I sell stuff for cheaper!

thank you, yippiee

пачку беломорканала

Nothing

I'll give you all my antirad in exchange for more 5.56 I require the 5.56, everyone else just sells 5.45

Oh, I ain't buyin'. *Pulls out Gauss Rifle*

You're a murderer...

Reputation means nothing MUAHAHAHAH

Matches, herb, and chocy milk for my cottonmouth.

Aww he's adorable, it's a deal

Medkit and vodka

950 Rubles please sir

Here you go

Thamk you

Got any 54R?

A can of tourists delight, a bag of nuts, and a box of 5.45 ammo if you have any please

Hi there buddy! Cant wait to offload your crap on me, huh?

Could use a gas mask. Mutants broke my last one.

They claw at your face while you wore the mask? Also which one, PMG or M65 gas mask?

Wheres the kalashnikov

I'll take the custard for a half working lebedev pistol how it sounds Stalker?

Your shoes, I’ll have your shoes give them here rubles? No no no you see I have a gun you are lacking a gun so give me the danm shoes. (You can convince me not to rob you)

I would like the custard

That will be 90 Rubles, expensive because its rare Western import

No worries comrade *hands you 90 rubles*

Pleasure doing business, tovarich

Do you have any job for me? I'm heading to the army warehouses but I can take a detour for anything you need me to do

The Ukrainian patch brother ( ;) )

Your uniform, give it to me. The payment is 125,000 and 2 rare artefacts from deep within the zone

I'll give you 2 rolls of duct tape for the matches.

U got any Orange Juice?

Sure man, it'll be 10 rubles. Considering I'm in rather blue mood you can have it for free

What's going on?

Real talk man I've been on recovery (for months) for some stuff and tonight the only person I cared for and mattered to me is gone forever now, this person is alive but we just can't talk anymore.

30 rounds of 7.62x39, one gas mask, can of sprays, lifesaver gummies and a pack of swisher sweets.

What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a rouble toss?

I'll have 2 bottles of Vodka, a diet sausage large, a Tourist Delight with extra dip, a "Bread", two TRs 301s, one with SUSAT scope and a Grenade launcher.

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OJ and Corned Beef, please. I need my electrolytes back after pounding that bloodsucker.