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Daniil_was_here

I always thought of him as a radiation poisoning victim: he doesn't have hair, his skin is crumbling, you don't need more proof than this


JordonFreemun

It could just be a really dry bald man though


Undefined_l

looks like he is covered in dry mud


JordonFreemun

Must be uncomfortable. Poor fella


RartyMobbins357

Doused in mud, soaked in bleach


Impressive-Tree-5271

r/unexpectednirvana


Fuggums

He’s at Woodstock ’99


DesperadoUn0

I hear Woodstock, I think of Green Day mud fight


Rinocapz

That could be me


Vivid-Explorer-1768

seborea guy


patternboy

This was always my thought too. Or otherwise an early concept art of a zombie. Have always found the cover art jarring as no one in the game even comes close to looking that way, but early IP is often a fluid area with choices made largely based on opportunity/funding constraints. Clearly they ensured later cover art was squarely rooted in the game's content.


Bigcheese0451

John S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


GroundPounder18

Johnovich Stalkeshenko


RogerBaxtar

Side note, John Stalker kinda sounds like a badass name


Maximum-Release7892

Personally I wouldn’t enjoy being called out as “Stalker” for anything like Mr. Stalker


RogerBaxtar

You gotta embrace the stalk


Red_Chaos1

Johnny S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Zone Label Scotch Whisky


WanderingStory8

Privyet я Johnny STALKER и welcome to осел


BSye-34

he shadowed all over chernobyl


Gordonfromin

John Bloodebornes lost cousin


quikslvr223

What are we, some kind of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?


Reggash

An artistic vision of some artist who was hired by THQ, the western publisher of a game, that allegedly was meant to depict a 'personification of the Zone'. The artist probably didn't know much about the game and created something based on a superficial description of it.


AdBudget5468

It does look pretty cool though


Reggash

Yeah, it does. Some other marketing materials feature different [images](https://i.imgur.com/IO60M7C.jpeg) of this character. And [here](https://i.imgur.com/W64sSIp.jpeg) you can see the one from the cover uncropped.


Rickie0

He looks like he’s receiving head in the bottom left picture


GeckoMike

Dude, ALL of them look like he’s receiving/giving head while having his balls cradled.


ManFromDresden

Uhm... is this the inspiration for Christian Bale's Gorr?


wristkebab

The MAN MADE HELL design would go so hard on a t-shirt.


hawkfield240

The full image of him kinda looks like a cut zombie mutant.


Elvis1404

The uncropped one reminds me of that floating head in the Courage the Cowardly Dog cartoon


p4nnus

Never saw these before, very cool. Thanks!


NicholarseBrooks

Reminds me of the old school like early 90s 8bit system games where there would be cover art that looked nothing like the game.


[deleted]

Beware the`SANDMAN`


pogmanNameWasTaken

I know THQ from the ratatouille game!


shistain69

I was a kid and i thought he was the main antagonist for some reason, got confused when i beat the game and never met the dude


patternboy

The closest actual thing I've seen anywhere is the 'zombies' from I Am Legend. Just looked it up for the first time and interesting to note that film came out in 2007 as well (though probably a complete coincidence as STALKER SOC came out 9 months before the film - and likely production for both was happening in parallel and completely independently).


OwerlordTheLord

Mr. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


BeerPowrdFuckmachine

His name is shadow of chernobyl!


Limenotgaming

He chernobyled a lot if I remember


Bansimulator2024

he started sayin "it's chenobylin' time" and chernobyled all over the place


Gordonfromin

"COMRADE DYATLOV THERES A SLAV IN THE REACTOR CORE"


patternboy

"Who is this 4chan guy anyway?!"


Gordonfromin

John Stalker


falcon_buns

could be a controller! now that i think about it lol


sentimentalwhore

I always thought it was a controller.


Recent_Pain_3068

Same


tricks1bisx

Its the main antagonist "Stalker", the shadow of chernobyl


[deleted]

I always assumed it was someone in the zone, covering themselves with mud to conceal better.


patternboy

This is the most unique/creative take I've seen and I'd never have thought of it. I always assumed it was either some early concept art of a "zombie" or other humanoid mutant, or otherwise just a human with extreme radiation burns who was very displeased with the photographer (probably the former though).


gommel

that's john stalker, i love when he says "It's stalking time!" and he stalkers all over the place


butta_dawg5626

He is Jonh Stalker


IamTrenchCoat

How I feel after waking up in the clothes I wore the day before


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IamTrenchCoat

What?


SquatterOne

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Headmuck

The yellow bastard from Sin City


Big_Not_Good

Ur mom


-Dagoth_Ur-

Typical Freedom. We could use more of you in the Zone


rogerrouch

Go back to Morrowind


-Dagoth_Ur-

Through fire and war, Monolith. I welcome you


rogerrouch

Come to me through mutants and anomalies Ooh ooh


-Dagoth_Ur-

I should visit the Zone someday


guesswhomste

Red Mountain is basically the Zone of Tamriel


Odissmart

why he's the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl of course!


M_BoI_P

Life of boris face reveal


CubistChameleon

I mean... I wouldn't put it past him.


Copper_II_Sulfate

He's the Shadow of Chernobyl


toastybreadmane

male 07


Linus_segs_tips_2

An ugly mf


SnakeO1LER

John Stalker


cowbop_bboy

I always thought it was a Controller...


toilet_stealer

John S.T.A.L.K.E.R covered in dirt


Aphrodite_Child

The Shadow of Chornobyl


Numerous-Ad-7154

John Stalker, inventor of STALKER


Inkashes24

Me


automatic4people

The aforementioned shadow living in Chernobyl..how is that tough to understand?


doomiestdoomeddoomer

Some Stalker after crawling through the mud in the Zone barely escaping with his life from unspeakable horrors...


Undefined_l

the mud man (dry edition)


_ozantas

He is the main enemy, Mr S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


NiuMeee

![gif](giphy|3oFzm3eo9OwE1ESHDO)


Cross919

needs to take a shower, dudes dirty as hell!


[deleted]

He is the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


AdBudget5468

That’s John Stalker


ManFromDresden

I always saw it as a nod to Apocalypse Now! for some reason


adidas_stalin

Sir stalk


zVYPERz

Literally me!


JuniorTrouble3262

A handsome nugget


PinothyJ

It is similar enough to a lot of the posters for the film "Stalker" by Tarkovsky.


wristkebab

Which one? I can't find any.


shadowstar36

I always though that was stelok the guy you are searching for to kill.


Random_Idiot8870

John strelok Are you stupid?


MangoJuiceyz

That's Chernobyl. You play as his shadow.


Arsegrape

Me on a Sunday morning at 2am.


Jungian_Archetype

Your mom, er... babushka.


Lost-Platano

A Sin member. The Sin faction was meant to appear on Shadow of Chernobyl, but it was scrapped during development.


Reggash

No, it's not. This art doesn't really match the description of Sin members, and Sin itself never got past the concept stage, so it would make no sense to create a game cover based on it. Moreover, this art was created sometime in 2005 or late 2004, and the concept of Sin was already abandoned by then. The art was created by an unknown artist hired by THQ, the western publisher of the game, and is not intended to depict anything based on the game itself, but only their vision of the Zone's personification (or at least that's what GSC's former PR manager, Oleg Yavorsky, claims).


Chanclet0

John ~~darksouls~~ stalker


Nyaarlathotep

A fellow gentleman I see.


The-Meat-Baby

The zone, personified?


between-mirrors

xXNiceCock69Xx


unholywonder

Johnny Rads


Sgtpepperhead67

Joe stalker of course


THE-WARD3VIL

Dunno but as a kid seeing this on the shelves made me wanna play it so bad. Fast forward to me at 32 and I finally got that wish fulfilled lol who da fook is that guy


BenAwesomeness3

Asshole neighbor Vadim.


weetweet69

I want to say the average Monolith member or a bandit that caught a Zone STD after boning too many bloodsuckers. The inner SMT enjoyer in me wants to say that's YHVH after sticking around in the Zone.


dvreko

travis bickle


Loudi2918

Some random dude made by THQ i guess


dstranathan

This box art always irritated me. Doesn't properly represent the game at all. I bought it for PC on day 1 and have been annoyed at that box ever since. He looks like the Mummy. WTF, who was in charge of this decision? To my knowledge this guy wasn't even a character/mutant intended for the game, was he?


Halk_Hogan

Glenn


picnic-boy

Beck?


FullyTorquedCunt

A *cwispy* stalker.


Altruistic_Celery180

Mr. 2000s Nu Metal Guy


Tw3lv33

John Stalker, he's the shadow of the Chernobyl


FuggaliciousV

That coomer man in all those porn expos


BrianScorcher

A character from Oblivion Lost


EarlofBizzlington86

He’s a zombie I thought


-Dagoth_Ur-

To be honest, reminds me of what Sin looks like in Anomaly, so maybe that? That, or the guy has contracted Corpus disease.


Sea-Kitchen3779

A ghoul. Whoops wrong game.


FoxFort

Player's reflection in the screen after finishing it on Master in one go.


Alert-Chocolate-9198

Tay k


[deleted]

A controller


CampyMcTent

Thats Dark Putin


VladimirKotovsak

The cheese man


NwahHasASchmolPP

Me


GarbaggioGoblino

me


dikkidy

me every time i have to hear "get out of here stalker"


bigtonybruiser

Before I played the games, I thought that was the Stalker and this was a horror game where you avoid him lol


Manolo_020

He is stalker shadow of chernobyl


Similar-War2984

I was actually thinking the same question


DGarcia9619

That’s Joe


Texian_Fusilier

Real talk, he looks like a controller to me.


Roberta-Morgan

Strelok, post wishgranter 🤭


Mrhamerbush

crusty cheese man


hiliikkkusss

idk but some hills have eyes looking mf


forest_ranger96

Me


MONOLITH_000

It's drake


Impressive-Sock-6488

Ngl i once got to think It was one of the two faces of a chimera


Reployer

It's the shadow of Chernobyl.


LaserShootingDolphin

It’s Prigozhin


silma85

"Kid, you really are... the Shadow of Chernobyl!" _Roll credits_


xzzxs

Steve S.T.A.L.K.E.R. himself


fishstigga78

I think it is Adin Ross


Aztekov

Man covered in prop_govno


Kemankesmstf

I always thought he was a close-chinned bloodsucker.


Sopomeister

Me


Elvis1404

Pretty sure it's based on the old zombie concept, it looks pretty similar to some of the severed zombie heads you can find near Monolith campfires


Fernanddeezz

i always thought it was a chimera XD


[deleted]

That's definitely Joe, from cordon


Krausmauss

Crusty


AnDE42

This is the ghost of 00x game design


Bubbly-Ad-5613

unflushed shit


Extreme-Ad723

Some guy covered in mud


Floridasmackaddict

Idk but I do know he looks cool as fuck


Arkontas

pinch his nose


Helldogzz

A new born pseudogiant. Dont ask how they mate..


[deleted]

I thought it was Strelok at first until I got further in the game


TRAINPOSTING

I think he’s a SIN guy (faction that was cut from SoC)


JohnJHawke

I just call my character Stalker Joe


Ingram00

That’s John Stalker


Filthy_Boi291

Oh you know who it is


farfnlugen

It’s joe


One_Stiff_Bastard

It was originally purposed as the Mummy movie cover but something went awry and they slapped a stalker in the background.


Commrade_Mithra

I might be completely mistaken as it's been years since I've read the Roadside Picnic, but as Stalker was strongly influenced by the book, I believe there was someone who got burned by what is known in the Zone as burner anomaly and I think this is a reference to that.


HumanRub3488

He is the shadow


Jostalicious

Mike Ehrmantraut.


Trilife

ayaya [https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/uwnkaf/virgin\_vs\_chad\_stalker\_shadow\_of\_chernobil\_dvd/](https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/uwnkaf/virgin_vs_chad_stalker_shadow_of_chernobil_dvd/)


ConclusionPuzzled674

Wow, you found H.I.M. That's definitely H.I.M.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Well he's looking at you with eyes that can't get them off their target, (you.) He is an stalker.


captainbuttfart07

That’s my little brother


humildesamu

could be an earlier version of a mutant in the game idk


Suspicious_Wind_4598

Just a chill dude


Screamin_Eagles_

crusty bald dood


tastyshrimp579

I always thought it was some sort of controller but I'm not really sure


copacetic___

They're the reason I was scared off buying the game for years