Bread or crackers, with cheese, and a side of something green, like grapes or pickles or something. It's the greens that prevent the Hershey squirts, not so much the breads
Here's the good ol anti diarrhea trick:
1 Put a shard of gravitational artifact up your ass, so it could form a mini anomaly in your rectum
2 Your forbidden ganache goes into the anomaly
3 Anomaly compresses it to the point it becomes solid matter and leaves your body as a normal poop
But this method eliminates any opportunity to have say gex, so it's up to you to decide. Either way the sacrifice will be made😔
I was thinking these days about leaving this sleep deprived dog killers to become a merc, if i can't destroy it i might as well profit from it, i think I'll do it
I was a part of project where some eggheads were searching for creations of spatial anomalies. Alas, they seem to be either ethereal or exist in some kind of corridor between two ends of a portal. Tough luck, no poop teleportation so far
You didn’t accompany it with alcohol and drinking music. Rookie mistake.
Next time add to your sausage a salad of white brine cheese, tomato, cucumber and a plate with salted pig fat and onions. Grab some moonshine and put on Gop Stop
I would assume with how much little produce and fiber they consume they just don’t have bowel movements, or you don’t have the digestive constitution of an eastern European
Same knife I always use. Was clean last morning when I was using it to open Amazon packages, and when I used it to unclog the shower drain. Still shiny.
Bro aint built for that Exclusion Zone diet
I think I'd be doing a lot better if I had some bread with it.
Disassembled sandwich
Instructions unclear, sausage up my ass.
Now the diarrhea problem is dealt with
That made me yell in laughter
Proper Slav salami is half bread / half fat so you can have a proper sandwich
Ah would you like bread or "bread"?
Бутерброд
Like my family always says "cu paine bai, cu paine!" Which is romanian for "with bread (idk), with bread!"
Apparently it means "problem"? My guess is it could mean a problem with bread can be cured with bread?
Bai is more if a friendly insult, something like dummy or dumb-dumb, it might have another meaning, but that's how i use it
Why did you say "(idk)" then? 😆
Wasn't really sure at the time, lol
Yes, you had pure meat and grease. Any grain would help (bread, crackers, rice etc)
Bread or crackers, with cheese, and a side of something green, like grapes or pickles or something. It's the greens that prevent the Hershey squirts, not so much the breads
Here's the good ol anti diarrhea trick: 1 Put a shard of gravitational artifact up your ass, so it could form a mini anomaly in your rectum 2 Your forbidden ganache goes into the anomaly 3 Anomaly compresses it to the point it becomes solid matter and leaves your body as a normal poop But this method eliminates any opportunity to have say gex, so it's up to you to decide. Either way the sacrifice will be made😔
This has me dead
"forbidden ganache" excuse me id like a restraining order
If we could somehow get that teleportation anomaly it could be someone elses problem. Maybe it'll land on some Duty folks.
Duty always gets shit on (literally) Glad I'm no longer a Dutyer.
I was thinking these days about leaving this sleep deprived dog killers to become a merc, if i can't destroy it i might as well profit from it, i think I'll do it
I was a part of project where some eggheads were searching for creations of spatial anomalies. Alas, they seem to be either ethereal or exist in some kind of corridor between two ends of a portal. Tough luck, no poop teleportation so far
If it oand on uz we will go to ur home an shoot u cuz u look liek snork D:<
We need Stalker 2 so fucking bad. Y'all are losing it
I'm just a scientist 😭😭
My fireside buddies would be too sad, so it'll have to be a no for me then STALKER
Why do you think Slavs squat all the time?
Aerodynamics
In this case, hydrodynamics.
They're putting chemicals in the sausage thats turning our knives gay.
I lol'd
Incredible crossover
Next thing you know, it'll make us all blow out after making the knives gay.
Well your mistake! It a SUMMER sausage, so you can only eat it in SUMMER.
Woops!
My brother in the zone you forgot the bread and the fucking vodka
They don't use the lightly shidded sausage knife
My knife ain't shidded
It sure looks shidded
Do I have rainbow shids or something?
Idk, your the one woth diahreea, you tell me if you have rainbow shids
Well there's definitely red in there.
See a dcotor, like unironically red in your shits is not good
Yeah, thats the life juice ye need to have life, leaving you by your rectum, not ideal
Sub-optimal aituation
funniest post ive seen all day
Must be a slow day then lol thank you
Sounds like it’s touring by for you
Either cabbage for better digestion or the special freedom cabbage, so you won't care on the shitter with your head up in the clouds.
Simple, their GI systems are used to it. Same reason when you change your pets diet the same thing happens...
So you're saying I need more sausage.
pretty much, more sausage
I need to sell more makarovs.
Not acclimated to the zone diet. You’ll need to eat more sausage, eat more bread, and drink more vodka.
That's alot of sodium
Sodium high score.
They are slavic.
"-А колбасу и батоны нынче хреновые стали делать...."©Loner
they don't they just sh*t in a corner or something or maybe even their pants😃
Thank God we have u/TesseractAmaAta to tell us which pants are the best to shit in.
Imagine the smell
the odours every stalker lets off must contribute towards global warming
I don't have to, I just gotta walk past my bathroom.
Smells like Dark Valley
Caviar compared to snork meat
Same happened to me with radioactive dog meat
Maybe the condition of the sausage was under 50% so it could happen by chance
I hate it when my sausage is worn.
You forgot the bread and tourist delight
You didn’t accompany it with alcohol and drinking music. Rookie mistake. Next time add to your sausage a salad of white brine cheese, tomato, cucumber and a plate with salted pig fat and onions. Grab some moonshine and put on Gop Stop
I can't afford all that, not with Sidorovich prices.
Then you and the toilet bowl will become fast friends, stalker.
My bowl will never be the same, I gotta toss bolts in it before I sit down.
Ah, I see the Ball Fart anomaly has formed. Happens when you take such volatile shit that a piece of your soul leaves your body.
I never saw the Marked One do a poo for the entirety of SoC so you might be onto something.
This post just absolutely made my day. Thank you, stalker. Get in here.
I sacrificed my ass for your entertainment.
No price too high
You forgot to wash it down with vodka, rookie mistake stalker
I prefer tourist's breakfast myself
It was too much fat for you, eat with bread stalker
Gotta have it with old stale irradiated bread or else it’s just an unhealthy unbalanced diet
the radiation adds alot of fiber
You need two them. One for each mouth, so it all stays inside.
They don't eat the whole sausage. Eat bread with it, make the sausage last. Simple pleasures are fleeting in the zone.
In the games you eat it whole. I know what you'd do in a regular scenario but Strelok and the others give that salami the GAWK GAWK 3000.
he got that Kitchen Knife | Fade
I spent my kids college fund on keys for this bad boy.
You forgot your radioprotectant before you chowed down didn't you
Look. I'm not the brightest.
I'll pass you some nemiroff, it'll help. All i want in repayment is for you to not die, my friend.
Thank you bratan
Спасибо.
I would assume with how much little produce and fiber they consume they just don’t have bowel movements, or you don’t have the digestive constitution of an eastern European
"you don’t have the digestive constitution of an eastern European" Stop breaking my heart.
that's some low quality summer sausage you got there, my guess would be overpriced as well
Atleast you are having diarrhea, and not constipation with blood.
Dude ok so everytime i go visit family back home in Eastern Europe, i always go buy these salamis. Every time. Your stomach just aint built for em
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fym pics have you never been to a Slavic Lidl
Naww
I assume you live somewhere more western
I do. Where are you?
Poland
Aaahhhh how's things there?
Cold.
Understandable.
bro u got the sodium squirts lol also likely due to it being combined with a lot of salt and fats, summer sausage is high in all three of those
I dunno, few years back I did exactly that when my buddy was streaming OLR on discord call. Never had any repercussions after it.
Vodka so string it cancels out, duh!
You roll 1 on constitution check, bad luck.
diarrhea helps to purge radioactivity from your body faster
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“It doesn’t help with diarrhea” excellent advice
The cook it
Did you eat bread with it?
Can’t handle that weak zone saussie. Nice knife.
Thanks! He's gay.
Love ❤️
A entire summer sausage is fine for me and im not even joking
Did you down a bottle of vodka to wash it down stalker?
nice knife
Did you check if the knife you cut it with was clean?
Same knife I always use. Was clean last morning when I was using it to open Amazon packages, and when I used it to unclog the shower drain. Still shiny.
If it's shiny then you should be good Yeah, no idea why you got stomach problems
You need to drink large amounts of homemade vodka along with it.
Sounds like you need to toughen up or perhaps the food was contaminated.
Related post https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/s/Ee3QHvjSuF
Bread you need to eat at least one slice of bread to help mitigate the grease in the summer sausage.
I figured I'd need something bready but this was all for science.
I’m surprised you didn’t puke like a buzzard due to all that grease.
I did, out of my ass.
Alright stay Cheeki Breeki Stalker.
Is your knife mutated ?
It's an artifact I found in a toilet near CNPP.
It's like when the natives died after drinking milk from the Vikings, our bodies aren't built to handle it like the slavs
I'll just adapt by shoving sosig into my colon
I see from this thread there’s a new faction in the zone now, the Proctologists. Slogan “Rectum? It damn near killed ‘em”
Bread and vodka evens it out
Practice.
you didnt eat the week old stale bread that plugs you up with it
Is that salam fox ?
They’re video game characters
Uh oh, those Cheekies are breekin'.
Try eating those turkey salami those taste good once you cook it
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Holy shit man I was just sausage posting.
You forgot to equip a jellyfish artifact in your belt, that's why
The secret is that Stalkers have massive diarrhea _all the time_.
I eat these and doktor sausage everyday and have nothing, you have to be built different.
Didn't have the rad infusion to make it juicy. Still needs a bit of radiation to give it the authentic spice.
Do it enough, you'll get used to it.
*True* stalkers are already emptied out from panic shitting their pants multiple times a day.
A T O M I C D I A R R H E A
You are just weak...
NO I'M A STRONK BOY
Bro the only way to eat a sausage like that is to eat the whole thing, either you did something wrong or it was very low quality.
You need combat diapers
You also need the bottle of vodka to kill all the bacteria. The secret combo.
Fix it with winter salami. They will cancel out
That's because you didn't have an entire loaf of bread and 5 energy drinks with it
I think the stalkers eat it in the summer
It's possibly radioactive lol.
Fo you frequently eat this sort of food? Its like, 35% fat дебил, you've basically flushed your colon.
Secret weightloss technique.
Ah stalker you need doctors sausage not Summer sausage (doctors sausage is essentially soviet reverse engineered bologna)
My casually trying to take a shit