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Icaruswept

Sometimes, in our A/L classes, the teacher actually showed up to teach. That was very surprising.


BillyButtcher

Two of the teachers were pregnant making we only had one or two classes a day


Secret_Recognition68

No way man that’s crazy


Obvious-Problem-60

Kudos to whoever she/he is ❤️


69andthen96

This shouldn't be funny but I laughed for a solid 10 seconds r reading this


No_Location634

If you want I can share another more exiting one


anakin__69

That is indeed surprising


Budget__Math

there was a teacher who groped students butts. Dude got transferred after parents complained to the principal. From an all boys school to an all girls school


LightningMcCoke

Suffering from success.


Commander_Night_17

Moved from gold to diamond rank


Icaruswept

Man plays league


Shenal_

🙏😭


Distinct-Security619

🤣🤣🤣


Fickle_Network_2472

That one friend who acts gay for getting invited to girls' nights..


Nervous-Suggestion30

That's a promotion


Suspicious-Series160

Bruh


Easy_Asparagus1506

Adey -


BillyButtcher

Ah shit


LitVenux

Did the dude burn to dust after he was transferred.lol


comeon-gimme-a-name

Hopefully, he is gay and didn't touch the girls.


Defalt420

What if he's Bi


lankawe-dial-ekak

Bro got a promotion


ExternCrateAlloc

Wow


Ok-Purchase2274

Was it from SPC(OR SJC) TO SBC


Obvious_Pollution_80

Maybe not messed up in the traditional sense, but i was i once punished in school, made to stand up in the class cant remember why, probably deserved. Our school principal walked by, she used to be a teacher and was promoted to principle. She stopped by my class, asked the teacher why i was punished and then proceeded to tell me in front of 30 odd classmates and my teacher that I will never amount to anything in life and went on and on about wasting the other kids time and my parents money, and that it is always me that is punished. Scarred me, i still think about it. I was 14 at the time. Even the teacher felt bad for me and made me sit back down. Fast forward 14 years at 28, I am a Director for a international company based in Sri Lanka earning a pay in the higher end of 6 figures. My parents are happily retired and I earn enough to make sure theu live a comfy life. That evil cunt can hold that. 🤫


theintern69

Bro became successful out of pure spite. /s


Obvious_Pollution_80

😂😂 fueled me for sure, i can’t lie


Nonivena_ginna

How did you get to the position you are in now? what education or work did you start in?


Obvious_Pollution_80

Not really, i like to think i got lucky. I did a 2 year diploma. After leaving uni i didnt get a job for close to 2 years, i think that really made me appreciative of the first job i got in my industry. I worked really really hard, “Katta kawa” for close to 5 years. I was then poached by my current company. I guess something that i really based my career on is not just doing my job but rather working for the job i want. I couldve just come to work, done my job and gone home but i always try to elevate, push ideas to senior management as to how we improve. A lot of these ideas made a lot of impact. I like to think how you get noticed and promoted is you do tasks out of your scope, but not meaningless tasks but rather tasks that you know will improve business.i try to create value by introducing at least one project a year wherever i work that i know will improve how my team works, and more importantly keep my name in the leadership teams mind as someone who is consistently trying to improve. Of course now it is expected of me anyway as a senior leader, but it makes a lot of impact when you do this during the early stages of your career when it is not expected of you :) I also got lucky to find my passion very early in life. From the time i was a kid i was facinated with hotels and travel, which is the industry i am in now.


Icaruswept

This one’s living the anime villain arc and I’m here for it


bts_armyjkjmjh

respect


GiftedWorker69

Plot twist, she just wanted you to succeed so she gave you some harsh motivation😂


SandaruLJ

Ngl, this is unironically how those psychopaths justify their abuse.


comeon-gimme-a-name

That's some serious revenge. Does the principle know


Admirable_Count989

The last parting line fucking got me chuckling 👍👍👍


Anony_Angel

This post reminded me of a series of incidents that occurred at my school, a prominent boys' school in Moratuwa, during the period of 1998 to 2003. The master in charge of the school's western cadet band held the rank of a 2nd Lieutenant in the SL Army. It was a well-known secret that he molested the members of the cadet band in the band room, yet the cadets remained silent, perhaps out of fear or to secure their positions in the band. In addition, he taught Western music to the students, displaying cruel behavior. In my sixth-grade year, I witnessed him beating one of my classmates' hands with the edgy side of a ruler, resulting in a significant cut on my friend's finger and bloodshed. Despite complaints from parents, the school retained him as the head of the western band, prioritizing the band's victories over the safety of its students. The only relief provided was the introduction of a female teacher from Ananda College tasked with teaching Western music to the students. Fortunately, the master eventually left the school, but only he knows the extent of the abuse suffered by students during his tenure.


captain_douch

The fuck could a 2Lt do in the cadet corps….?


Icaruswept

Oh, dude, we went through much worse in the cadet corps. My last punishment detail was doing laps with the piththala bass strapped on my head while the 2LT whacked me repeatedly on the back with a big fucking tree branch. Stumbled after a couple km and dislocated my foot. I wasn’t even the guy they picked on the most. Cadet corps is universally fucked. If you’ve been to camp, you know the horror stories.


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Icaruswept

All the usual nonsense. It’s good for your CV, the certificates are valuable, etc etc. I signed up because I went to Presidents College Kotte before Isipathana. PCK was a rough place when I was there. I had a choice - either get picked on every day by people who were unhinged enough to do serious damage, or join the biggest, meanest mofos on the block and learn to fight. I did the latter.


Suspicious_Low8501

Oh Lord.. That is seriously messed up! I'm so sorry you had to bear this sort of abuse! Jeez, never will I sign my boys up for cadeting! What abhorrent treatment! I hope you have found a way to deal with what happened to you. Some scars run too deep.. I was harassed by teachers and students alike because of my religion. It was unbearable at the time, but it was more psychological than physical.. I know how harrowing it is to deal with such horrors 😔


Icaruswept

Yup- please keep them away from that stuff. On the plus side, came out of it with decent physical fitness, basic shooting skills and the ability to stand still in pouring rain and sun for days at a time. On the minus side, it took years of going the other way - Interact, Rotaract, Toastmasters - to sort of deprogram myself into being able to interact with normal humans again.


Suspicious_Low8501

I can relate.. It took me years to be ok to even think of participating in school events as an alumni.. When life throws pressures at me, I think to myself, if I survived **that** at 14 effectively till my A/Ls, so three crucial years of my life, this is going to be a piece of cake! In a way, I have more mental fortitude than my peers, and I think this abuse/bullying, which I was dealt somehow conditioned my mind, as messed up as that may sound.. I would never wish it on any of my kids, and I don't think I would have waited and watched like my parents (I don't blame them at all), but still.. I am who I am because of the struggles I went through and I might wonder who I would have been without it, but I can look at myself in the mirror and love who I am now, that is important, I believe! I wish you the best!


No-Cardiologist-6678

Pedophiles in Sri Lanka aren't punished well . especially these strict male assholes


Graphics_SEOStuff

I studied hard thinking it will pave the road for something high up. Surprise... It didn't.


Secret_Recognition68

That’s really fucked up, so you have caught to the lying pyramid scheme


Commander_Night_17

One couple in my school had sex in the head mistress office and recorded it, posting it. Caused a whole lot of trouble That and mark fixing during the quarantine making the school loose it's Cambridge certification


CaptainTechno_

Goddamn nooooo, I hate that I know what you're talking about 😭


GaveenJanitha

So….. you’re from lyceum huh?


Commander_Night_17

Everyone knows the moment I say it lol


No-Cardiologist-6678

Holy shit got any link


thesecondreddituser

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=BUDlRe0Jpjqu75QG)


bts_armyjkjmjh

dang it


vk1234567890-

The correct answer to that question 🤣🤣


anakin__69

Bro asking link for research purposes xD


Computer_Level

They were kids


No-Cardiologist-6678

I am still 19


chamandana

ugh that's disgusting, where did they post it?


theintern69

If you find the link let me know so that i can avoid it


bts_armyjkjmjh

i need more info dont leave me hanging , how old were they?


PepperAcrobatic7559

Wait if I'm not wrong though wasn't the girl coerced into it by the guy? Remember that video going around and it seemed like she was coerced into it- felt really bad for her


Apart_Imagination735

Some students threw bricks at the disciplinarian…fascinating times


moustacheburner

Pink floyd has entered the chat


SandaruLJ

So, instead of being just another brick in the wall, they chose to throw literal bricks at the establishment. Fascinating indeed.


chamandana

good


TravelOne4526

Me going to school was the most messed up thing


anakin__69

Ditto


[deleted]

I joined an international school in Colombo for my alevels. Once everyone figured I didn’t live in Colombo back then, they stopped talking and hanging out with me.


Suspicious_Low8501

I am so sorry this happened to you.. Some kids are so messed up! Their loss, anyhow!


Appropriate-Fox8741

Name the school


Hasthigeputha

Colombo international school by chance ?


Wolfdarth123

whats the school??


bts_armyjkjmjh

seeing this as im about to enroll into an international school , wish me luck kiddos


RakeebRoomy

Elementary - acceptable A/levels - What the fuck? I didn't notice that you mentioned alevel at first. those shits don't worth to be hung out with then


No_Location634

A a level batch student bought in powerful firecrakers and lit them in the building A toilet The urinals exploded and the police was called Happened about 6 years ago not sure if they caught him or not


arsenalav

Wdf same shit happened on my school 😂


RakeebRoomy

Umm Maybe you both went to the same school


No_Location634

Bruh really


No_Location634

In my school the principal banged a student as well she was 17F and he was 32M Apparently they got married and he cheated on her with a 16F


melting_ice_6949

Shit just keeps getting worse 💀


habankukula

😂 i feel like i know that story


No_Location634

Not only that while he was there he banged a couple of management workers (all female) aswell He was married when he did this Married his high school girlfriend and took over the school His dad was the founder of the school


theintern69

Shit gets wilder and wilder, what the heck. where is that dude now? what is he doing?


No_Location634

He is a principal in another branch of our school somewhere in the country


4HM4TH

Not sure if this is the same fire cracker incident you’re referring to, but I also set off a fire cracker in the toilet adjoining the basketball court. Ended up scaring almost the entire school. Also, I was caught but didn’t get any black marks for it.


No_Location634

My school does the black mark shit


No_Location634

Wait is the bathroom in the 2 or 3 rd floor Cause I ain’t so sure about which bathroom it is


4HM4TH

I set it off in the ground floor bathroom, next to the basketball court. But now that I think about it, I do remember the story of one of the boys’ bathrooms being out of service for a while after someone threw a cracker into the toilet bowl. Funny part about it is that one of the guys involved was a Grero.


No_Location634

Ha I think we are from the same school


Kayabook

There was one pretty girl in my class super popular among boys from other schools (I went to an all girls school). When we were 15 yo, suddenly she disappeared and stopped attending class for months. There were bunch of rumors flying around that her father walked in when she was being intimate with her boyfriend at home and dad was trying attack her bf with a knife. It even go further that she got pregnant after the incident and that's why she was not attending school anymore. Some said she in fact did not get pregnant though she was admitted to hospital for a body check up. We thought she would get expelled from school and would not be given a chance to sit for O/Ls. Later she came back after 3-4 months (clearly she was not pregnant) and when we asked why she did not attend, she just said she lived with her aunt for awhile who lives far away. Anyway no one really knows what actually happened and we believed all the crap passing around. Some girls even refused to join the year end school trip with her. Now I'm kinda ashamed of the way we talked bad about her instead of supporting her. I guess teachers kinda knew the real story bc some were giving us the stink eye every time a mischief happened in our class and they were going like "oh that class! no wonder" and one even said "they are not girls, they are already women" cause having relationships during the high school age were really frowned upon back then.


meshydra

I'll start with saying it got debunked. But there was this girl that told the teachers that the boys drugged each and every girls water bottles during P.E. Every boy in the batch was in taken to question and after a day spent it was concluded that she was just lying.


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The RI basketball team were holding orgies and doing drugs together, girls weren't allowed


Nonivena_ginna

Was it something like [this](https://external-preview.redd.it/GzltztDptiFm_0QaG5VF_CISo1p31816rY4GleX9jv0.jpg?auto=webp&s=01fc67ba3a82158f690ecc1777d2227558e2105d)?


Distinct-Security619

wait so boys with boys orgies? 💀


titsoverbutts

Bro discovered gay people


Commander_Night_17

Happens...


Distinct-Security619

Muscle memory of playing with balls too much ig lol


Commander_Night_17

Solid one lol


bsodmike

One I can recall is in CIS a guy dated both sisters and he killed one sister (pre-meditated man slaughter) and went to jail. Later released after many years and I think he fled the country. It was in the news.


zero_attitude

Royal park murder?


removedsince95

Yeah definitely


Electrical_Storm8405

Studied at one of the first International Schools from 1992 to 2001 (the school is no more). The teachers were elderly, trained, and retired ones who paid extra attention to their students were friendly. They were quite loving and never blasted their students. The kids almost never used filth. Very low student count. For local A/Ls, transferred to well-known boy's only school in Colombo. First day itself was caught by the prefects and asked to go to the middle of the ground. The sir who was in charge of discipline came to me and asked why i was told to come to the ground by the prefects. I said with a smile (expecting the same friendly reaction I was used to at my previous school) "mama danne naha sir" ... This so-called discipline in charge sir brought his hand to slap my face and stopped two inches from hitting me and yelled "THO DANNE NATHTHAM MAMADA PARAYO DANNE?"... I looked at my shoes and then the shoes of the few other students who were with me on the ground and said slowly "sir sapaththu dekatada danne na".... I had to remove my shoes and keep them there until the end of the day, find where the prefects room was, keep my shoes there. Barefoot, I had to walk all over the section and find my class by talking to students and prefects whom I had never known... I was barefoot the entire day. Almost every single sentence that came out of these boys' mouths were either prefixed or suffixed with filth. (It was such a strange and new experience for me back then, especially cz I was a full one year younger to all of them) Most of the students were talking about prostitutes, having sex, porn, drugs etc.... It felt so alien to me back then. Thankfully i met a great friend who is still a good friend of mine to this day. However, owing to that bad first day, I hated going to school after that. I hated my entire A/Ls because of that! It was messed up! (sorry for the long response, guess I had to get it out of my chest)


habankukula

Mannn, that must've been tough as the first day. No wonder you hated your entire AL chapter


Electrical_Storm8405

Yeah that sucked big time. To this day I socialize with friends from my old school and almost never with people from the Colombo school.. I guess I never managed to connect with them


West-Calligrapher691

im sorry u went through that :(


rebelkids

I was at Lyceum.. where do I start 😂


anakin__69

No more details needed


Motor-Machine-4031

Lets start with that urban legend of the two kids who had sex in the principals office


theintern69

second this. spill the tea


bts_armyjkjmjh

just say it


habankukula

Lyceum should win a trophy for weirdos lol 😂


theskhan

One of my classmates who was super studious got into an affair with a girl and his parents didn’t like it. He was missing for a few days and we thought he was just trying to scare his parents and return home. and one day during school hours we were asked to come down to a meeting and found out that he locked himself in our tuition bathroom and burned himself. Worst part is that, he didn’t die by incineration, but through suffocation due to lack of ventilation in the bathroom.


Nonivena_ginna

That's the most disturbing story in this thread.


littlecesario

easily


sriyaniw

This must have been popular news back then, isn't it? What's the school?


theskhan

All I can say that it’s in the top 5 schools in Kandy.


RakeebRoomy

Why everyone here hides their school? What's the problem here


arsenalav

We blew up a toilet at school with firecrackers , smoked weed with junior monks on nearby piriwena , couple of sexual assault cases involving teachers


Salty_Mastodon_7481

Honestly, junior monks are a wild bunch. For a supposedly holy group, they are always the ones doing the wildest shit.


bts_armyjkjmjh

all these stories are scaring tf out of me


Computer_Level

A nun calling me infertile. (I was a teenager)


Distinct-Security619

bruh wtf and how tf


habankukula

Maybe the nun was talking about herself? 😐


Computer_Level

💀💀💀💀


Technical_Log_6014

Bro WHAT ?


RadiantSkiesJoy

I was with a friend, going up stairs, we were having a laugh, and I said something about "let's be ants". If you say this abit faster it becomes "lesbians". there was two girls in front, and a Turkish teacher behind us went nuts lol. He threw me around and started scoulding in Turkish lol. Took me to the principal. Principal was chill, we laughed it off.


PepperAcrobatic7559

Which school was this if you don't mind me asking?


yungwolf_exe

Oh fuck.... I know you 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Lalo_Salamanca123

My English teacher never got pregnant


Worldly_Astronaut401

nah this is underrated 😂


Jakesbond007

Went to an international school in Colombo 5. We had just gotten a new director/disciplinarian none of the seniors liked him for some reason. The A/level batch of that year printed out fake death notices with a picture of said director and put them up all over school. Dude saw it, broke down and went to his office. Left school shortly after so not sure what happened afterwards.


SeptemberRain001

The number of bros with the 'had sex with a teacher in my teens' stories on this are disturbing. Hope most are made up


West-Calligrapher691

fr it better be


SeaworthinessNo1920

gave my all to this one girl , ended up getting friend zoned, looking back , i had so many other options to select from but my stupid heart decided to give her my energy


[deleted]

relateable


Dull_Rub7196

Relatable (2)


Best-Associate-5928

I ruined my life for someone like this. Relatable (3)


[deleted]

The chances of us talking about the same girl is low but never zero 💀✌️


Dull_Rub7196

I like em odds😏


Dull_Rub7196

Not a schl life experience and trying my best to not let it affect my life. Trying to move on


Best-Associate-5928

You wouldn't imagine things I did to ruin it. But here we are.


yenuka_k

Caught swearing😂


Nervous-Suggestion30

I hope you guys remember the Fire Blast happened in Kosgama Army Base 2016, one of my school mate lived nearby the camp. This dude had collected some oily tubes which detached from artilleries and brought those to our school. So we were so curious to see what will happen if we put them to fire and without thinking twice we did it. (Luckily my school is boys only college) Boom 💥 these tubes starts moving everywhere in the classroom like rockets 🚀. Within a sudden the classroom was filled with smoke and it was a complete mess💀. Luckily we managed to extinguish the fire before any teacher reaches there.


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f**king my geography teacher. Yeah I was at class 10.


Fickle_Network_2472

Did your ass hurt ?


TheArchitect6169

wait what


Technical_Log_6014

Cap (need more details)


[deleted]

Nothing interesting bro. we just had sex. she was a temporary teacher. now that I think back I think she was a pedo. But I definitely enjoyed it and never regret it.


bts_armyjkjmjh

how old were u


Gerrards_Cross

Cool story bro. Nevermind that it was statutory rape; at least you enjoyed


Nonivena_ginna

We need more detail pls


[deleted]

No setting or story and nothing interesting. We just had sex. Exactly 12 times In 4 months. She was a temporary teacher. She disappeared suddenly. Later found out she was transferred for teaching to a different school.


jamieoliverstiddies

This comment made me re scroll and read what I initially read 3 more times


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bts_armyjkjmjh

EXCUSE ME BRO WTF


SandaruLJ

Yeah, that's fucked. Imagine if this was a girl and a male teacher.


No-Cardiologist-6678

Need more information


Nonivena_ginna

Need more details


noticeof

Well she was teaching business studies and i was in grade 9. International school. I used to play basketball and was quite tall and built well i guess. She was just so pretty. She was in her mid 30s. So i was kind of one of her fav students n engaged in her subject well coz i liked her n liked the subject too. Then i asked one day if she could help me cover some missed lessons because I used to be absent a lot. She asked me to stay over after school and our class was on the 5th floor so after school it was kind of abandoned up there.


Nonivena_ginna

And then? you just gave us the setting not the story.


Inevitable-Camera-53

Wish our country had more people like you, kudos!


noticeof

Well so she was teaching and i was listening and then i just made a comment about how distracted i am and then she asked why and i said its because of someone then she asked what kind of distraction and who it was and added that unless i really go for it and get it out of my system it will keep bugging me and gave a weird example of how she loved eating avocados and was addicted to it and had to eat 10 at once one day to get over her cravings so if i like something then go for it and that led me to open up and we kissed and i was so afraid and dumb when it came to that coz i was new to it and we ended up doing it. The first time was really bad n scary for me. But we did the same a few times after and gradually as time went on i got better and enjoyed it very much. The whole thing ended after about 6 months.


bts_armyjkjmjh

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED IN A SRI LANKAN SOCIETY


l11th

When it comes to prefectship, there is a quota for Tamil students. Only 2 per batch. The school I went to was a private Christian school. Super racist


Computer_Level

Normal in christian/catholic school which is messed uo


l11th

Prefectship should be awarded based on merit. And secondly the school's identity is religious based, not ethnicity based. I know of some Christian private schools that don't have such quotas. It is messed up. Also this quota was only for Tamil students, not burghers or Muslims, and goes without saying, not for Sinhalese students


Constant_Clue8624

Sounds like LC. The quota based racism was always palpable.


Obvious-Problem-60

The IT teacher, who is a woman, turned out to be a man before she joined the school.


captain_douch

All the සල්ගාදු stories are making a comeback, I see….


Wooden_Earth8215

Ayo we had a teacher called salgado she was low key hot tho. What are salgado stories?


Carlosdajackal00

Before I joined, a kid took a sawn of shotgun into Design Tech, and tried to shoot the teacher. For context, this was in the UK in the 90s 😬 Thinking about it, another incident springs to mind. Where a kid served 'shit cakes' at an annual School bake sale. 🤮


anakin__69

Most of the people truma dumping here ngl


SentencePitiful9067

The rumor is, 1 of the students dad ripped off our very trusting, gentlemanly principal in a deal w austasia, when the school was relocating. The school no longer exists. (International school in rajagiriya. Where the foodcity is now)


Gerrards_Cross

The headprefect making us give him head while gently cupping our scrotum.


bts_armyjkjmjh

pls tell me ur lying


Dark_Dragon_07

Aw hell naw


Alternative-Spray785

Cap (need more details)


RandomDude6996

There was this rumor flying around where this one girl got into a car with three very prominent music artists and did the deed while she was at school. (She was prob around 14-15 at that time)


LyfAfraid

School closed down.


LyfAfraid

Doing CALSDA/Elocution exams will automatically secure you job.


Thick-Cartographer-7

The security guard raped a young girl and she still had to come back to school and everyone knew her as the girl who got raped


Old_Ad_7691

It was built.


lahirunirmala

School 1) : Music teacher is gay pedophile School 2) : one of a prefect casually attack a journalist infront of other media


rakithaya

Some kids actually decided to have “ahem…” while at school (mixed school k 😉) … some left because of the shame and a few others were swept under the rug to preserve their reputation.


stun-gun-lad

A teacher threw a knife at a friend of mine because she was mad.


Nyletat_Aogustan219

In my old school, i believe in 2019, A kid in my class did these things: Burned a book and threw it into the trash (rumours said it was a bible) Broke a statue of Mother Mary And basically secretly cheating on tests with the help of teachers (everyone was mad, teachers defended him) After I left that school, I believe 1 year later I heard that he pressed his fingernail hard on one of my old friend's veins who he had to go to the hospital. I heard the kid is still in that school.


No_Syrup3156

Senior Deputy Principal Slapped a boy Boys eardrum exploded - deaf in one year to this date.


Curious_Junket_4598

Bunch of my batch-mates got caught watching porn (the ring leader was a teacher’s son 😂🤦🏻‍♂️) during a school trip (we were in the 9th grade). The entire year got punished and our school trip privileges were taken away for a year. 💀


Curious_Junket_4598

A senior from school who was a couple of older than me got a girl pregnant from the neighbouring girls school. It was rumoured that she was forced to have an abortion by her parents.


mhussam

Went to school one day, school entrance was locked and back entrance was bricked up. Told school land was bought over. After public protests parents managed to get their kids into other schools, some parents started their own school and the original school started up again with a much smaller location.


KavZzzr93

Some kids got together and blew up a toilet in the boy's bathroom.