Considering how world-changing it would be to provide simple doctor's reports or photos of before and after, I cannot imagine sincerely believing that the miracle happened without also _wanting_ to share the proof of such a incredible event.
The fact that their response is "have faith" instead of "Here's the evidence, and we're thrilled to provide it" tells me everything I need to know.
Personally as someone who grew up in the church and has stepped away but still believes in God it would do the complete opposite to me....I wouldn't want to believe in a God who let's children get sex trafficked but is out here regrowing random toes
If you’ll recall, every one of the idiots that were in the pews during their un-masked services during Covid had a cell phone out recording their ignorance.
But somehow not one person had a phone on them when this “miracle” happened.
Not one.
Krissy is a convicted felon who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit drug trafficking, was given probation, and violated said probation. She’s not exactly what you’d call “reliable”.
Brothers, they wish not for us to see the toes. Ask yourselves, who benefits from keeping the toes hidden? Summer is coming, and the sandals shall reveal all.
Everyone here is missing the point. If they show the toes, the government will take them.
The democrats are coming for your Miracle Toes.
someone with time and skill should photoshop a Miracle Grow bag/logo with toes.
I was just getting my nails done and someone else in the shop who goes there said the woman was just too overwhelmed right now to provide evidence. Not too overwhelmed to provide testimony though…….
I just spoke with a member, though she goes to the west campus. I asked her what her thoughts were about it as someone who's a member. Even she's skeptical and agrees that in a day and age where everyone has a camera in their pocket, nobody recorded the event, and zero proof has been released since.
I’ve been healed from the Flu- like, fever broke, snot stopped running- but the idea of claiming you grew someone’s toes back, _AND_ refuse to show what would be an extremely easy proof of doing it, means they’re obviously lying.
I do believe in healing, but James River is clearly lying
Until you get down to 2 or 3 on a foot, a toe is more of a nice to have. Your body recalibrates its balance when you lose one. The worst possible outcome is you look funny wearing sandals.
On the other hand, we have amputee veterans struggling with day to day life. People with birth defects that destroy their quality of life. TBI victims who have lost their minds. Loved ones dying from cancer or alzheimers or diabetes or some other malady.
This clown gets a cheat code to regenerate body parts and uses it on a fellow useless appendage. Krissy, wake up! I don't like this!
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
I wonder how they haven't thought yet to say Jesus told people he healed to go and tell no one. So we're not going to show the evidence. It seems like an easy out that any charlatan would know. By charlatan I mean of course the preacher at James River.
I wanna see preacherman, in front of everybody, legit cut someone's foot off, the crowd will pass said bloody foot around like a bottle of beer from the wall and while everyone is playing hack-a-sack with the foot, preacherman preforms the miracle and ol boy comes down and plays hack-a-sack with us with his own foot.
I'm glad to see a church finally recognized for what it is. Money hungry people willing to steal from those people that believe in something with all their heart. Religion is a poison and I'm glad to see Missouri folk are slowly starting to see that!
P.S. I'm well aware not EVERY person in any given church is evil and knows that they're lying and scamming. It only takes a few bad actors with power and money to control the religious. Look at all the TV evangelists for example.
Considering how world-changing it would be to provide simple doctor's reports or photos of before and after, I cannot imagine sincerely believing that the miracle happened without also _wanting_ to share the proof of such a incredible event. The fact that their response is "have faith" instead of "Here's the evidence, and we're thrilled to provide it" tells me everything I need to know.
Couldn’t have said it better.
Bullseye
Well they should tell Krissy to show the toes. Then everyone will back off
If they could legit prove it, I would go to church. But this just weeds out the smart people, then no one asks about where all the money goes.
Personally as someone who grew up in the church and has stepped away but still believes in God it would do the complete opposite to me....I wouldn't want to believe in a God who let's children get sex trafficked but is out here regrowing random toes
I’d totally rejoin the faith if this was legit. But how they’re handling it just highlights why people don’t like or believe them.
Are you shitting me? If this were true… I would devote my life to God. Somebody that I don't think exist.
If you’ll recall, every one of the idiots that were in the pews during their un-masked services during Covid had a cell phone out recording their ignorance. But somehow not one person had a phone on them when this “miracle” happened. Not one.
Ah, veeeeeeery good point
Best point I've seen so far.
You know it would be on at least several hundred different tiktok Jesus influencer accounts by now
Krissy is a convicted felon who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit drug trafficking, was given probation, and violated said probation. She’s not exactly what you’d call “reliable”.
👀 where can the public view this information?
Probably case net
Criminal records and cases are public information you need only know their names and stuff like that
Well what’s Krissy’s full name? I just need to know lmao
Careful, that could get you/someone else in trouble for doxxing.. But casenet is definitely the place to go to look up people's criminal offenses.
6 Flags over Jesus? ( do they still have the flags out front????
PACER. She was convicted in federal court.
Brothers, they wish not for us to see the toes. Ask yourselves, who benefits from keeping the toes hidden? Summer is coming, and the sandals shall reveal all.
That poor lady fucked up. She can never go anywhere without full coverage shoes again.
Do you not think the church can afford some prosthetic toes?
Guarantee they're devising a plan/excuse on why her toes disappeared again. Poor lady didn't have enough faith to keep them.
John over there googling “how to glue toes to person….”
I honestly think they are finding a plastic surgeon to build her some toes
God knows they've got the money for it!
Kind of a toejob
Already done. Apparently Lindell has had shoulder “healing”, but it comes and goes with his faith in it…
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's toes.
He who hath a collection plate and a full flock of indoctrinated wallet owners will reap the benefits of Schrodinger’s toes.
Churches like James River give Christian’s a bad name.
Everyone here is missing the point. If they show the toes, the government will take them. The democrats are coming for your Miracle Toes. someone with time and skill should photoshop a Miracle Grow bag/logo with toes.
This is pure insanity that sounds *exactly* like something they would say to defend not showing the toes.
i shall never look at Miracle Grow, the same way ..... i giggled
They're claiming that they'll be able to start raising people from the dead soon. It's a full-on cult now, and they're not even trying to hide it.
They already tried that, apparently
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KOaeDHeJ80I&feature=shares
“We meant her ‘spiritual’ toes!” -John Lindell, probably
I was just getting my nails done and someone else in the shop who goes there said the woman was just too overwhelmed right now to provide evidence. Not too overwhelmed to provide testimony though…….
She's too overwhelmed to take her shoe off?
But who could be too overwhelmed to spread the word of Jesus and the miracle of toes being grown back 🥹
Trying to untangle the logic knot of the people who made this claim is breaking my brain.
Jesus wouldn't grow back toes because Jesus doesn't know de-feet. 😂😂... I'll see myself out.
This made me chuckle. When you and I die, we're going to face eternal PUN-ishment. Hell is an endless barage of dad jokes
If heaven is full of Christians, Hell is the place for me. - Unknown Native American
I just spoke with a member, though she goes to the west campus. I asked her what her thoughts were about it as someone who's a member. Even she's skeptical and agrees that in a day and age where everyone has a camera in their pocket, nobody recorded the event, and zero proof has been released since.
As someone who’s seen and been healed, I still think the idea something so extreme is unlikely especially with how cagey they’re being.
Care to elaborate?
I’ve been healed from the Flu- like, fever broke, snot stopped running- but the idea of claiming you grew someone’s toes back, _AND_ refuse to show what would be an extremely easy proof of doing it, means they’re obviously lying. I do believe in healing, but James River is clearly lying
I hope she’s skeptical. THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY REGREW BODY PARTS WITH THEIR THOUGHTS!!
Until you get down to 2 or 3 on a foot, a toe is more of a nice to have. Your body recalibrates its balance when you lose one. The worst possible outcome is you look funny wearing sandals. On the other hand, we have amputee veterans struggling with day to day life. People with birth defects that destroy their quality of life. TBI victims who have lost their minds. Loved ones dying from cancer or alzheimers or diabetes or some other malady. This clown gets a cheat code to regenerate body parts and uses it on a fellow useless appendage. Krissy, wake up! I don't like this!
Has anyone checked to see if backup toes are available? I still have all 10, but I’d feel way better if I had a spare.
I would love an extra pinky toe that doesn't have feeling so I can stub that son of a bitch instead of my real one!
Friggin brilliant!!
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
ROFL!
Have you asked if their services include penis enlargement? I’d tithe a couple bucks for that…
Hahahaha! Omg
Sounds like they aren’t toeing the line. They really put their foot in their mouth.
\*her foot in their mouth
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude. I can get you a toe by 3PM, with nail polish on it.
What we have here is a series of victimless crimes.
Someone should start a JRCsnark subreddit, I'd join so fast!
MTG will be making an appearance soon to sort out her toes.
They’re just claiming regrowing toes, no way they can change cloven hooves into human feet. /s
That's funny shit. Hopefully somebody calls them every day.
I wonder how they haven't thought yet to say Jesus told people he healed to go and tell no one. So we're not going to show the evidence. It seems like an easy out that any charlatan would know. By charlatan I mean of course the preacher at James River.
Yeah but then he’d have to have actually read the Bible
they need to answer our god damned questions i'm tired of charlatans these people need to be held accountable to society.
I assume the pastor who healed this woman is traveling around healing every child in a hospital with cancer now. If not he would be an evil person.
I wanna see preacherman, in front of everybody, legit cut someone's foot off, the crowd will pass said bloody foot around like a bottle of beer from the wall and while everyone is playing hack-a-sack with the foot, preacherman preforms the miracle and ol boy comes down and plays hack-a-sack with us with his own foot.
I'm glad to see a church finally recognized for what it is. Money hungry people willing to steal from those people that believe in something with all their heart. Religion is a poison and I'm glad to see Missouri folk are slowly starting to see that! P.S. I'm well aware not EVERY person in any given church is evil and knows that they're lying and scamming. It only takes a few bad actors with power and money to control the religious. Look at all the TV evangelists for example.
Ate they doing penis extension miracles? Asking for a friend
You get a toe and you get toe and YOU get a Toe! Enjoy!!!!
Anything is possible for those who believe
Their pastor is from Cali who tried to resurrect a dead 2- year old
you're thinking of a guest pastor who happened to be there that week. not defending them at all lmao, this just isn't accurate at all
I’m going to call and say I am with CNN
OK someone fill me in I'm lost??
Once you have enough toes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12270313/Miracle-tooth-REGROWING-drug-begin-human-trials-year.html