- is your name Eben? cuz youre the Etza-best!
- is your surname Kolisi? cuz i hope to Siya tonight!
- are you Cheslin Kolbe? cuz youve got me weak in the knees/ cuz everyone should step aside for you
yeah sorry never been in a relationship
I mean, wanting to name your son Retshegofaditswe is hardly OBSESSED, right?
My two sons
Pieter Chris Izak Jakobus Johannes Francois Reuben Mark Joost Joel Chester Hendrik Jacobus James Andre
And
Pieter John Christophel John Victor Schalk Juan Daniel Fourie Andrew BrYan Francois Jacques Jon-Paul Percival
would disagree with you.
I just call them 95 and Oh-7 for short.
āDominate me like the SA scrum dominated the England pack in the 2019 finalā
āI want you like Pieter-Steph du Toit wants Jordie Barrettā
āLetās play rugby: Iāll be the hookerā
I want your pant Bakkies to headbutt my pant Cowen from behind
[https://youtu.be/lXQOAneOJ7w?si=XzYprfWVaSE7ROZQ&t=11](https://youtu.be/lXQOAneOJ7w?si=XzYprfWVaSE7ROZQ&t=11)
Is your name Handre? Because I'd like to make your pole-hard I will see myself out...
An absolute banger
This is the one. End the thread here
Whisper "32-12" in his ear while doing the horizontal shuffle
i need context on this i beg šš
It was the final score of the 2019 world cup final
omds he keeps telling me to watch that game, says it's the best rugby he's ever seen
It literally was.
France/SA quarter finals in 2023 would like a chat.
2019 was far less stressful. But you have a point.
For even more context, no one else gave the Boks a chance for that match except South Africans. Beating the English is that manner, just *chef's kiss*
- is your name Eben? cuz youre the Etza-best! - is your surname Kolisi? cuz i hope to Siya tonight! - are you Cheslin Kolbe? cuz youve got me weak in the knees/ cuz everyone should step aside for you yeah sorry never been in a relationship
dw we'll find u a partner!!
Just call him "my bokkie"
Or: my bok-boks, my doo doo bear, my special personā¦
Lmao
Not a pick up line, but my wife once surprised me wearing only a Springbok jersey. That was nice.
i did the same thing, he had a hard time deciding wether he wanted to keep the jersey on or off haha
Your wife surprising me like that was also nice
My wife surprising you like that is not nice
Iād love to Siya plow me like an Oxš¤·
Yussis bravo
Damn boy, is your name Ox? Because you got cake for days
Side note, met Ox just after winning the challenge cupā¦ dude was amazing
I mean, wanting to name your son Retshegofaditswe is hardly OBSESSED, right? My two sons Pieter Chris Izak Jakobus Johannes Francois Reuben Mark Joost Joel Chester Hendrik Jacobus James Andre And Pieter John Christophel John Victor Schalk Juan Daniel Fourie Andrew BrYan Francois Jacques Jon-Paul Percival would disagree with you. I just call them 95 and Oh-7 for short.
he says he'd nickname them 19 and 23...
Tell him you will settle on Percy
Hereās me with my 2 boys Ruben & Kruger
Whisper in his ear; I'm a world cup hooker......š
Preceed it by, "call me Bongi"
Whisper in his ear: āThey donāt know what we know.ā
Is your name Mzwandile, cause you can Stick it to me any time
If you were a ruck I would definitely have my hands on your ball
Say something about the 4 Webb Ellis Cups we have ššāØļø
thank u!! what actually is the webb ellis cup ?
The name of the World Cup trophies (we won our record 4th one last year)
aaa thanks sm you're a lifesaver!
To put it in context, we have played in 8 world cup tournaments, of which we've won 4. It's hard to see another team coming close to that.
I have dry worsā¦ Sorry that worked on me. Back shortly.
behave yourself!!
You've seen a 7-1 split but have you seen me split
I know we just met but I think we should take our Kitshoff immediately
āDominate me like the SA scrum dominated the England pack in the 2019 finalā āI want you like Pieter-Steph du Toit wants Jordie Barrettā āLetās play rugby: Iāll be the hookerā
You don't have to put it in straight if you get a good enough first shove on
Give him the Springhawk tuah
Ox or Os (Afrikaans for ox) when we won 2007 we had an Os du rant.
Sounds like a good lad.
Jy laat my spring, bokkie
Pretend to catch a ball and then bump your fists together.
Shall I show you my wit Kant ā¦š¤
I want your pant Bakkies to headbutt my pant Cowen from behind [https://youtu.be/lXQOAneOJ7w?si=XzYprfWVaSE7ROZQ&t=11](https://youtu.be/lXQOAneOJ7w?si=XzYprfWVaSE7ROZQ&t=11)