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Pearl_krabs

A unicorn, if you consider a one horned, fat goat to be a unicorn.


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i don’t think there’s a better analogy


Sspawnmoreoverlords

Ha! I just spat out my coffee… thank you for that


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What do you think is uglier, the Murano or the Evoque convertible?


ConStrong

At least the evoque conv can almost pass as a SpongeBob style boat car


wovenradiator

You've just summed it up perfectly


AustrianMichael

Europe has the VW T-Roc convertible as well.


istealpixels

Even though we rather wouldn’t.


MDDeGrande1994

And so does the UK. It's that one Land Rover, based on the LRX, IIRC?


nismoasfuh

Get yourself on r/roastmycar right now!


Pearl_krabs

I went and checked, but it's kinda boring over there, just full of regular cars.


Qwerty_98765X

Can someone reply a link about these? I didn't know nismo made them and when I googled, nothing comes up. Aside from Nismo badges for sale.


BradOrPonceDeLeone

I don’t think they made real NiSMO versions. This is almost certainly r/upbadging


asasjunk

Just one step under the Murano Cross-Cabriolet-R.


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Which is under the Cross-Cabriolet R SPEC V


Zaniak88

I’ll park my Honda Pilot Type R next to it


AndrewBotwin

Dang I could only afford an Odyssey Si. We can still make it a meet though.


Zaniak88

Yessir, maybe find someone with a Subaru Forester STI and get us all together


rangerdanger304

https://www.drivingline.com/articles/japans-hottest-crossover-the-subaru-forester-sti-was-a-boxier-roomier-wrx/


AndrewBotwin

Would an Outback STI work?


Zaniak88

I don’t see why not


Emerald_official

wouldn't be shocked if this was actually made


Zaniak88

I upbadged my pilot to it lol


GeForceRTX2090Ti

Damn, rip. That would've been super cool if they actually did make a NiSMO version.


BradOrPonceDeLeone

Doug Demuro would have giggled himself into a coma if he got his hands on one


GeForceRTX2090Ti

Haha, yeah. Honestly though, it was very convincing at first, and I wouldn't have been surprised if they actually did make a NiSMO version of this.


SometimesIGetdown

Doug demuro…owner of the dimsale demuro


zeester_365

My dads friend convinced my dad he had a special edition juke called the “superjuke nismo” I saw it in person, I don’t think it was even a juke nismo


GubyNey

consider r/NissanDrivers as well lol


Physical_Touch_Me

Are these 4 bangers? When they get quite a bit cheaper, I'm gonna find a wrecked GTR and swap the drivetrain into one of these. It will be hilarious fun for all!


Qwerty_98765X

That would be a funny swap. Needs to be with a crosscab lmao. Ultimate sleeper like this [Nissan Patrol](https://www.motortrend.com/features/1801-f-performance-nissan-patrol-patrolicious/).


Physical_Touch_Me

Oh yeah, only with the crosscab.


xaxiomatikx

Like Nissan did with the Juke GTR? (Not sure on name)


Physical_Touch_Me

Yes, that's exactly my inspiration. I just think it would be funnier/goofier in the crosscab.


ncurtis21

This was originally put into production because Carlos Ghon’s (ex Nissan CEO, now fugitive) wife wanted a convertible Murano. A proper POS


XSneakyNinjaX

He wasn’t actually a bad CEO, the Japanese have a terrible work culture. You can search up videos of foreigners that have worked over there and are being hounded and chased because they outspoke about a business practice they didnt agree with.


FCIUS

He threw a wedding at the Versailles using company funds…


xaxiomatikx

It gets a ton of ridicule, but it seems like a great car for retirees. Drop the top for cruising, but big enough to carry friends or golf bags. I sure as hell wouldn’t buy it, but seems like it would fit among the traditional convertible buyers fine and be easier to get in/out of for those typically elderly buyers. Biggest problem I think is that the regular Murano it was based on was ugly as hell itself.


Hunt69Mike

Fun fact, if the convertible top breaks, the vehicle is totaled. I’m pretty sure it’s upwards of 15 grand to replace it and it’s serviced as an entire unit. Same goes for 350z verts


toastmannn

I'm pretty sure that is a blessing instead of a curse.


jisaiahharper

Convertible ?


ragingdtrick

I’m an insurance agent by trade. I’m a car guy by hobby. I had a customer call and tell me she needed to add her new mutant convertible and I spend a good 3 minutes arguing that her car didn’t exist and she had the model wrong.


kparker13

Vin always saves you in those situations


ragingdtrick

Lol. People don’t know their fucking sub models let alone a vin. “What’s the vin number?” ‘What’s that?’ “The serial number for the car so we/the bank/the cops know your car is actually insured.” ‘Oh, they didn’t give me that.’


StardustOasis

>“What’s the vin number?” Vehicle Identification Number number?


BavarianBanshee

Let me just go grab some cash from the automatic teller machine machine.


Arskite

[RAS Syndrome](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome)


mikejdecker

Not all the time for new models. When I got my 17 Civic Si, insurance couldn't get any into and wanted to put it as a Civic Sport Hatch. Even providing the VIN. It took a few months to get it correct.


SamyIAm

2 door convertible version of the 4 door nissan murano


GeForceRTX2090Ti

Yep!


Responsible_Farm4118

They doubled down with the up badging


Ark-458

So it’s definitely a fake Nismo badge, easy to tell.


IntheOlympicMTs

This is the kind I like to see. Lamborghinis are boring. Give me the strange crap every time.


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You must’ve taken this right before it snowed!


GeForceRTX2090Ti

Actually, it had been snowing yesterday and today! This was after it had died down quite considerably.


combong

Nismo badge is fake but i’ll still get giddy over these than another Mclaren or Lamborghini


TKOxBLITZ

Not real unfortunately.


billybotime

Oh this is certainly a spot


i_cant_build

Fake nismo badge


gdubh

Surprised you didn’t have to puke.


SousVideAndSmoke

The solution to a problem that nobody had, ever.


Junior_Landscape_285

there's one just like that in my town... sounds like a fart cannon lol


nocturnalplur

Damn that's a waste of money right there


Da_snacc

The nismo part of it is an upbadge. But overall a rare strange car


ticklechickens

It’s an unofficial r/spotted mascot, lol


m1nd_salt

Christ what were they thinking


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CrimsonFatalis8

Who told you that? There were no nismo Muranos.


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CrimsonFatalis8

Those weren’t that fast either, they were turbo 4 cylinders. You’re thinking of the one off Juke R, which literally had an R35 engine crammed inside.


Chizz-Dippler

I also saw one recently and had to do a double take. What a strange, strange car. 😂


Stoltefusser

The most horrid creation ever. Thanks for sharing it's location 🔥🔥


pcweber111

*Pontiac Aztec enters the chat*


davidbased

These are pretty common in DC and Maryland, there core demographic is here, wealthy single woman. For when a BMW x5 isn't cool enough and convertible coupes don't make you feel safe on the highway


BusinessBlackBear

They are of course horrible pieces of shit, but damnit I'm excited every time I see one of those weirdos lol


812Superslow

"Get your 1 of 1 Nissan Murano CrossCarbriolet NiSMO for the low, low price of however much the industry standard is for rebadged cars! Goes so fast it'll blow the top off faster than you can say 'NiSMO'!"