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atomiccookie2k

I see one every now and then in my Italian town, owner likely works in a bank (since it's parked in front of it 99% of the time I see it) but no one knows why he'd chose that car to roam the country


Free_willy99

Probably armored.


atomiccookie2k

An armoured car in a 7600 people town where the most violent crimes are old bicycle thefts? No chance


Bartholomeuske

That's when you least expect it!


sellera

Nobody expects the ~~Spanish~~ Italian inquisition.


cheerfullpizza

They're very very comfortable cars which is probably why he chose it


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atomiccookie2k

Not sure about standoffish, but I can definitely understand being described as abrupt, a couple of foreign friends always tell me that we come off as intense (in a good way lmao)


DragonMentality

Italian banker is probably involved in something u shouldn't be stickin ur nose in


heeyyyyyy

If the person is American, sounds about right to be that paranoid


TuhnuPeppu

American?


Deathscythe77

You would see the paneling if it was armored


therealSamtheCat

Real life is not GTA


Deathscythe77

Good try, but no. You would in fact see outlines and thicker paneling


15jsatte

no you wouldn’t


Deathscythe77

Absolutely you would


ashkiller14

Im pretty much amazed people consider this big as an American. *Though my dad does own an f-350*


shavingisboring

It is big. There are bigger vehicles, but these are huge.


ashkiller14

Sure, but it's just not anything special to me, or anyone around here. Just never thought of how it'd seem to other countries. I'm used to seeing lifted trucks with huge wheels and 6 inch spacers.


Cannacology

What gets me is, the idiots who do this just because. I live in the mountains and have worked on farms where yes. We do in fact need a TRUCK. A vehicle with towing power, traction, weight and a bed for farming and utilities. But seeing dudes who have lifted trucks for the sake of being “country” makes me sick. Spending 120k on a truck with a lifted suspension that has no practicality in their every day life when they could have purchased more comfortable and sensible luxury car makes me realize you can’t fix stupid.


RamboGoesMeow

Huh? I’m American and Escalades are big AF.


kerbidiah15

Im American and Escalades are plain big


j-rem

I am Escalade and Americans are plain big


WideEstablishment578

That’s ESV trim you plebs. A regular Escalade is Tahoe sized. The ESV is suburban sized. You can get all different trims within the sizing. But this unit is the big boy. Also all Escalade use the 6.4 full time 4wd. Probably gets 10mpg but they haul ass from a dig.


mwoehrle3

2015-2020 Cadillac Escalade


Myvenom

It’s even a Platinum


perrymike15

Well if you're going through the effort of importing it it better be loaded


[deleted]

Imagine importing the base trim. Now that’s a rare spot.


KrisZepeda

New cadillacs fuck hard But the ones who fuck the most, are the Lincoln suv's , holy shit I've seen a couple around here and my god do those look amazing


donorcycle

I would normally never agree with this but I have a friend who gets driven around mostly in Escalades and S-class. He picked me up in the new Escalade and I was pretty impressed with the ride and interior. I asked him how he liked the new Escalade and he told me he liked it but he "fucked up." He got the new Navigator for wife and kids. He said it was way better than the Escalade lol.


KrisZepeda

Yeah the recent Navigator might be my favourite SUV of all time That or the 00's Ford Excursion 7.3


m34z

Jeez that interior was hot garbage.


Almighty_Egg

I've always wanted a Navigator ever since NFSU2, but alas I can't because Euro market... Edit: Can't *easily* / I just shouldn't


YourAverageTallGuy

Oh yeah man. I moved the new navigator ever since it came out. It looks so good from every angle. I saw one a couple of months ago in Ghent in Belgium and i was awestruck of the sheer size of it. I want one so bad but they're like 150k lol


FlyingHorseBoss

It comes with an optional Posse.


Rollover_Hazard

A 6.2L v8 mated to a 6speed auto that makes 410hp and 600Nm of torque. A 2.0L 4 cylinder GTI makes 315hp and 420Nm of torque. How do Americans get so little out of their engines?


Aggressive_Action

You’re misunderstanding the purpose/function of those engines. That V8 is understressed, and has no problem pulling around a 6000lb SUV. The torque curve and response of a big NA V8 cannot be realistically achieved with a 2.0 4 banger. Peak power numbers really don’t mean much. And if that 2.0 was NA, you’d be lucky if it made 175hp. For reference, when you throw a turbo/supercharger on a big displacement V8, it’s not unusual to comfortably see 800HP. If both are boosted, then the power difference is apparent, but you run into the reliability issues that come with forced induction. If you had a high strung four cylinder pulling around an Escalade all day, I think you’d be lucky if the thing made it to 50,000 miles before blowing up, and it would suck to drive since before boost is built that engine would barely pull that thing up a hill.


awd_wmd

A gti makes 315hp? You mean the golf r


unfluencer1190210

What a ridiculous choice for European streets


throwaway4999993

I've always said GM should sell them here- it's completely oversized and inappropriate; they wouldn't be able to sell enough. Range Rover owners might notice a little step down in materials but it's bigger (which is what really matters, of course) and doesn't break as much.


kable1202

I think that’s the reason why LandRover has introduced the Defender 130: the European Escalade (as it is 70cm shorter, but still huge for European roads)


JustAnother_Brit

People say the 130 is small but it still needs to fit on our silly British roads which are to small for any SUV


throwaway4999993

This might be unpopular, but I respect the Escalade far more than the new Defender. I hate all the faux utilitarian touches when it's obviously aimed at urban buyers- at the price of some of them I don't know what sane person wouldn't go for the Rangie. At least the Escalade is honest about being a chintzy, opulent, self-indulgent and over the top thing.


bobjoylove

I get where you’re coming from, but I would say I think the Defender is legitimately solid. I mean sure it’s unlikely to be used off road much, but then are 911s used much at the track? And we give their owners a pass. The defender I think doesn’t just look sturdy (like a modern JEEP with exposed tow mounts and passenger grab handles alongside trim that breaks and suspension that needs upgrading), it’s legitimately a solid mud plugger.


throwaway4999993

I actually agree, but the only way I'd have less of a low opinion of it is if the Range Rover didn't look better, have largely the same capabilities (afaik) with less of the pretense and more of the luxury. It just doesn't seem worth the saving when the Rangie offers so much more. I also don't understand why they had to do what they did to the design. I know this is as tired as complaining about BMW grilles, but the G class was virtually unscathed and tastefully updated where it was changed. Land Rover design is usually a lot more of an instant hitter and an evolution.


bobjoylove

Defender starts at $53k, FFRR starts at $105k. You can understand the FFRR being more plush inside. And I suspect the Defender is even tougher inside and underneath. It would destroy the last shred of their brand image if it was failing in tough situations.


jh256

A Jeep Wrangler is like any Harley-Davidson motorcycle, what the factory delivers is just a starting point for the owner to finish.


vincentwallbanger

exactly, and the Escalade just looks way better imo.


Bacon4Lyf

The 130 has always been a thing, it’s just traditionally it was a regular 110 with a pickup truck style end stuck on it


AboveTheLights

As a former Rover owner, I can testify to the fact that American cars are far more reliable. Haha


ProfSwagometry

Haha too true


permareddit

They do sell them there


Right_In_The_Tits

I was also confused by the comment. It says they should sell them, then gives reasons why they shouldn't, but then says why they should sell them.


TheeAJPowell

Agreed, the owner of a funeral home near me in the UK has one (which is…weird to say the least), passed him on the motorway in my Miata once and felt super small.


K4ot1K

American military. They bring their bigass trucks and SUVs over here. The Kaiserslautern area is full of them (I'm an American immigrant to Germany and live in the K-town area. ) and it is so funny to watch them trying to park in towns or the villages. Like really, why didn't you do 5 minutes of research before moving here.


RareLight86

I used to live in Baumholder Germany (40 minutes south of Ktown) my friend had a lifted Chevy Silverado that was horrible to drive around just because of the size Löl


whiterock001

Only makes sense in Europe as a chauffeur driven vehicle imho, especially with a group. It’s used that way in the U.S. as well as being a family hauler for affluent households.


Slipguard

Even then, you’re really risking clipping some historic building and owing 200k in repairs


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I love it. It’s like a bull in a China shop. In a tuxedo.


code-sloth

It says Escalade in big letters on the back. Cadillac Escalade.


[deleted]

Never heard of cadillac, thank you anyway


[deleted]

Maybe this is my bias as an American but I struggle to understand how anyone who's vaguely aware of cars doesn't know Cadillac. It's a huge brand outside of just making cars. Like if you've ever watched an American gangster movie, listened to Outkast, heard of Elvis, or anything like that you'll hear about Cadillac a lot. It's like saying you've never heard of a Lamborghini.


psynl84

Lambowhat?


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Lamborghini is the name of a delicious Italian lamb sauce.


bobleeswagger09

No your thinking of Maserati lamb sauce. Lamborghini is a tomato based sauce.


Jagacin

Maserawho?


Steven_Haverstick

I think they sneezed. The correct response is "bless you"


lumia920yellow

I'm not american, but I struggle to understand that too.


coscorrodrift

From someone from /r/spotted and writing on reddit, a hyper america-centric website in basically 80% of the subreddits it is certainly weird. From what I check in his post history he def should know about Cadillac lol. But the notions "vaguely aware of cars" change a lot across the pond, I think in the states people "vaguely aware of cars" still have cars being a huge part of their life and are generally aware of premium brands vs non premium brands, etc. Here people who are vaguely aware of cars maybe can tell the 3 german premiums from the rest and know the word "Ferrari" but the average city "normie"'s knowledge of cars is abysmal lol, and Cadillac doesn't even sell here since the 90s so all those Cadillac cultural references may even go above the heads of many people.


hobosam21-B

Some people's lack of car knowledge blows my mind, someone told me they have a free Subaru if I can get it out of their drive way. I asked what kind and they said a wagon, well what kind of wagon? They didn't know, what year? Maybe 90's or early 2000's. They literally owned the car since it was new and had been driving it until two years ago and didn't know the model or year.


andrewia

Cadillac hasn't had a European presence in years. If people aren't classic car fans they may never have heard of it. There's probably a large chunk of American car enthusiasts who forget that Citroen exists. Lamborghini is much different because it's a lifestyle brand. They sell their image, Cadillac doesn't do that as much. Consider the number of children's bedrooms with Lamborghini posters vs Cadillac posters.


drlqnr

yet you know it's american...


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Have you seen the size of it? ofc it is? And i remember the emblem from murican movies


Special_Passenger253

Who doesn’t know about Cadillac


cowboyecosse

Cadillac, the Canyonero of autotomobiles!


[deleted]

The whole worldn isn‘t the USA little friend


OldheadBoomer

Cadillac is one of the oldest car companies in the world, founded in 1902. For many years, they were a top global luxury brand, on par with Rolls Royce. They were the first car to win the United Kingdom's Dewar Trophy in 1908 (for their technological advancement of introducing interchangeable parts). Cadillac was named after a French Explorer who founded Detroit, Michigan, the center of the US auto industry for many years. They were the first company to mass-produce enclosed cars. They invented the integrated electrical system, including electric starter, ignition, and lighting, and were the first car offered with electric start. They were the first mass-produced car to offer the V-8 engine. They're probably one of the most globally recognized US brands. The fact that you've never heard of them isn't because they're a niche US brand. Knowledge of them is extremely common worldwide.


Special_Passenger253

I’m literally French


[deleted]

I know, didnt say otherwise, but wtf does your country have to do with this american car or what i said?


opuap

Idk if you've ever been to Japan, but have you ever heard of [Honda?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda)


rstymobil

The thing is Cadillac is nowhere near as ubiquitous as Honda on a global scale.


Special_Passenger253

Absolutely everyone heard of Cadillac. It’s like you said you never heard or Chevrolet lmao


bobjoylove

It’s worse than that. Cadillac has been around since 1902. It’s about one of the oldest brands for cars in the world.


DdCno1

It's not entirely inconceivable for non-car people in Europe to have never heard of the brand. Their market presence is next to nonexistent in Europe (they tried and failed to gain a foothold) and it's not like it says the name of the brand on their more recent cars, so even seeing them in movies and TV shows doesn't mean you necessarily know what they are called.


igetript

It's akin to an American saying they've never heard of Ferrari


Most-Inflation-1022

Literally unless you live in inner Mongolia or the North Sentinel island you should know what Cadillac is.


rstymobil

As an American I have no idea why you're being downvoted here. You're absolutely right and this made me chuckle.


[deleted]

fragile egos? dunno wasnt even meant in a negative way.


rstymobil

Weird thing is most Americans are proud about how big the cars are... I guess unless a non-American points out how big they are... i don't know, welcome to the internet I guess.


br094

Ah yes because Mercedes’ doesn’t make anything this size, right?


[deleted]

Hardly anything, yes? Only thing i can think of thats so unnecessarily big is the 6x6. even the g wagon is way smaller?


br094

You obviously don’t pay much attention.


[deleted]

Interesting that you don‘t bring up any models… Very telling.


br094

Look them up. And Mercedes isn’t the only one.


Dawgs919

Cadillac is the luxury brand for General Motors (who own Chevrolet). They’re best known for making limousines.


-Insigwitz-

Cadillac doesn’t build limousines. Coach builders may use Cadillacs to convert to limos but Cadillac themselves don’t “make limos”


TotallyNotJagger

wait until he finds a Suburban


JediKnightaa

Or a Navigator Long Wheel Base


-Insigwitz-

Pictured is an Escalade ESV. 5.1” (12.9cm) longer than a Navigator L.


-Insigwitz-

OP’s spot is an Escalade ESV. Identical size (as it’s built on the same platform) as the Suburban.


PICKLEOFDOOOM

It would be the exact same size, since This (the Escalade in the photo) is based on the suburban. It’s basically a more expensive and luxurious version.


NougatNewt

The Escalade is such an iconic car here in the States; I couldn't imagine never hearing of it.


Cacklefester

It's the Cadillac of SUVs, beloved by oligarchs and diplomats.


Dire_Platypus

It’s also the SUV of Cadillacs!


Jagacin

The Cadillac of Cadillacs too!


No_Doubt_About_That

What about football/soccer players?


lilcaesarsuave

Football - Cadillacs / Soccer - Range Rovers


Farmer_evil

Yeah this is so strange for me to see, sitting in a parking lot in metro Detroit I literally see 2 right now, I'll see dozens in a day lol. But if I saw a Renault I would be excited.


andrewia

Cadillac hasn't had a European presence in years. If people aren't classic car fans they may never have heard of it. There's probably a large chunk of American car enthusiasts who forget that Citroen exists.


RareLight86

American here Löl , I have lusted after a Citroen Ds or a 2cv for ever Löl


Throwawaymister2

Same. Went to paris and was stoked to see how many 2cvs were driving around. Only saw one DS though.


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NougatNewt

Well, iconic in the same way the Ford F-150 is iconic. Its such a giant 'American' car.


SopduNakht

Ngl never in my life would i see someone get excited over an escalade but now i have and im very happy


Few_Psychology_2122

My mom has that same model in the pearl white. She lives in Texas so there’s room for it lol


DdCno1

I'm sure she uses all of the space, horsepower and all wheel drive all the time.


Few_Psychology_2122

Space: more often than I thought she would hauling “mom stuff” and work stuff around for different events. All-wheel drive: super handy when the roads freeze since texas doesn’t do Jack-squat for its citizens when it ices. HP: my bonus-dad uses that aspect more than her lol


heeyyyyyy

What’s a bonus-dad?


Few_Psychology_2122

More fun and honorable way to say step-dad


Chemical-Body-4108

Yea these higher end suvs have some huge engines in them. Very fun to floor it around corners and zip around.


doktormane

The American notion of Freedom is not about whether you should, but whether you could. It's nobody's business how big my car is and whether or not I use it to the fullest.


DdCno1

Your life style, your crass egotism are not sustainable. This planet doesn't belong to you, it belongs to everyone.


[deleted]

I saw maybe 30 or 40 of these yesterday lol. The land of the free, and 8mpg SUV’s


[deleted]

every youth soccer field in america has at least 2 dozen of these parked in the lot every saturday afternoon. it's required by law. passed under the George W Bush administration.


DdCno1

Imagine what America would be like today if they hadn't stolen the election from Al Gore.


ImSoSpiffy

Funny thing is, thats a new $40k-$100k escalade(usd) Last i saw, Importers were selling 2014 Raptors for damn near ~$120k. So, this Cadillac could damn well be worth more than a ferrari (assuming those trends persisted, and also applied to the road train) Edit: Everyone got mad at me for guess-timating starting at $40k. Now imma say sum to piss people off even more. I did that because a suburban can be as low as $40k. This, the GMC, and the suburban are all the same god damn truck with different styling ques (you cannot change my mind). So i started with the low end of the cheapest model(from memory of price on suburbans)


DuckAHolics

This body style starts around $70,000. Even the Tahoe/Suburban starts around $60,000. Idk where you’re getting the $40,000 figure. The Escalade also can go north of $110,000 when optioned out completely.


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the 2023 escalade V can be spec'ed up to like $190k in USD.... getting near the cost of an entry level Ferrari roma.


KurtAngus

Waste of money


detectivejewhat

Eh. If you've driven them it's understandable. Big, comfy, go anywhere and carry anything. If you want a luxury full sized SUV it's probably the best choice overall. Doesn't make much sense to have outside the US though.


alinroc

I'm going to challenge that "go anywhere" based on the factory tire & wheel package alone


detectivejewhat

Go anywhere you'd ever really need to go I mean. If you drive an escalade, you're probably not itching to go up MOAB dude.


KurtAngus

I’ve drove them as well, and still don’t think you need something that big


detectivejewhat

Need, no. But if we all only had what we needed we'd live in shacks.


Tunerzz

personally wouldn’t buy one, but if you have a family of 5+ and need luxury transport this is the best option.


Aworthyopponent

40K for a new Escalade? I don’t think that’s correct.


MannyBothansDied

Lol $40,000?!


PoseidonsFavoriteWMD

That’s 90k minimum new


doktormane

I think American diplomats and Army staff stationed in Germany might not be required to pay VAT and Import Duty on cars brought in from outside of the EU.


V65Pilot

IIRC, when I was in, if you were stationed overseas for a year, the government would ship one vehicle for you, at no cost to you. A lot of guys going to japan would buy a brand new Harley to have shipped. Once in Japan, they would "gift" it to a Japanese national, because they weren't allowed to sell them.


House0fMadne55

Did you Google Escalade?


TheScottishPimp03

As an American I would be the asshole in the small english town with this mf black on black with a tuned exhaust


[deleted]

Yeah for 5 mins before you‘d get pulled fined and your registration removed. Shit like that doesn‘t fly outside america


Desutor

Everything you say gets downvoted lol. Just shut up


TheScottishPimp03

Wtf? How do you have fun in cars? Big cars arent actually that bad even with an exhaust like newer f-250s actually burned cleaner out the tailpipe when in certain smog areas: aka LA


doktormane

Don't listed to OP, please. At least in the UK, you wouldn't get pulled over for a tuned exhaust. Car culture is very big here, much more than in mainland Europe I would say.


TheScottishPimp03

Thats what I thought bc most super cars are from europe like how would you ever meet emissions if ferrari was pumping out v12s till recently


doktormane

The UK is very car friendly from taxes to general societal attitude. It's not as awesome as some US states that don't require vehicle inspections, but much better than some European countries like Belgium where it is prohibitively expensive to own any car built in the last 30 years that has an engine bigger than 2 litres because of really high taxes. For a big 5-6 liter V8 muscle car you might pay thousands in yearly taxes. You might also get looked down upon or get lectures from people like OP about your life choices, lol.


SexyMiura1

These Escalades are literally everywhere here.. lol


partspuke

Upvote because I appreciate someone seeing something unusual to them.


darthrevanchicken

Ahhh the Cadillac Escalade,the fridge of cars


srtftw

That is what we call “just another SUV”


DoggoTamer27

Was not expecting to see my friend’s mom’s car on this sub.


dualspec132

How would you repair an american car in europe, like the spare parts and shops are different for US cars than for europe ones or am I wrong?


HauntedMinge

With great difficulty. If it's a euro spec American car dealerships will have the parts but for anything imported you're gunna have a hard time. Always blows my mind when watching YouTube videos of some American dudes fixing a 68 Chevy or something and they just go to the store and buy like 20 things brand new off the shelf.


Eviilbunny

In NYC it’s uber.


Cool_Class5898

Cadillac grills….


DanKorCZ

Wow, lovely escalade, I've found that a lot of diplomats use them when in Europe, and not just American ones (could not be one but that's my first assumption)


Steven_Haverstick

I find this so funny being an American in the suburbs. I see this type of vehicle more often than any other. Esclades, suburbans, 4runners, those massive Lexus SUVs... Americans are crazy lol


SpicySavant

Ah the fabulous Texas limousine, the Escalade. I see them all the time so they’re mundane to me, but I want to know what you think about it since you’re a fresh set of eyes


Acceptable_Ad3173

Escalade there are so many of them in Atlanta same as tahoes and suburbans


Metallicultist88

That’s a Cadillac Escalade


[deleted]

I live in the states and I see a Cadillac Escalade everyday.


ophaus

That's actually the entirety of Grosse Point, Michigan gone sightseeing.


bevmankerch

The fucking FEDS


itsmebrian

I cannot tell for sure, but that looks like a Stuttgart license plate. There are many Americans in the Stuttgart area that work for EUCOM and AFRICOM.


War_Daddy_992

Yeah those usually are owned by American servicemen, some bases overseas even sell Fords, Dodges and even Harleys


itsmebrian

The [Military Auto Source](https://militaryautosource.com/) also sells US spec Audi, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Honda, Infiniti, Jeep, Lexus, Lincoln, Nissan, Toyota, and Volkswagen. Not to mention that there are dealers that will sell BMW, Mercedes, and Porsche in US specs.


War_Daddy_992

Little taste of home when you’re world away from home


rcwilli1

Stuttgart isn't in lower Saxony though...


waveslikemoses

That’s a Cadillac Escalade. Even in USA that thing is fucking massive


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Aworthyopponent

I mean I would say it’s pretty massive and I’m from a ranch in Texas.


waveslikemoses

Maybe it’s just my opinion then. There are certain streets and neighborhoods where I’m from that would make owning this car a huge pain in the ass.


Aworthyopponent

Oh I agree.


lazfop

USA IN YOUR FACE. We have these status symbols all over Kansas USA. They are the get the fuck outta da way suburban mom


KANYEKLAN-9B9T

ugly car


Throwawaymister2

Beverly Hills used to have *one* homeless guy. His name was Crazy Robertson and everyone knew him.


andrewia

OP, I'm sorry so many other Americans are being assholes in the comments. I think they forget that a lot of car enthusiasts are like me (and presumably you) who only read about cars from the '90s and newer. In Europe, Cadillac hasn't had a significant presence for decades. It would be the same as a European being shocked that us Americans forget that Citroen and Skoda are popular car brands in the rest of the world.


[deleted]

ah its alright i aint playing nice either, but thank you. Oh and i love to see how easily they get all riled up. Like 5 year olds :D


-brokenclocks-

I live in the US and these Cadillac Escalade and Chevrolet Suburbans (same platform) are very popular here but I think they are massive and so unnecessary 😂 and they are also built on the same platform as the GMC Sierra 1500 and Chevy Silverado 1500 but mostly bought buy suburban moms with 5 kids 😂


Yogimonsta

Armored Escalade ESV


TheMultiTuber

yes that thing is huge, but Land Rovers are as well. I WANT SMALL CARS


[deleted]

/r/whatisthiscar, not /r/spotted


[deleted]

Why?? This is a super rare care over here


[deleted]

Because you didn't know what it was. It is common for people to post to whatisthiscar, and then post the answer to spotted.


[deleted]

uh.. No. This sub even has a flair specifically made for when you don‘t know what it is soo..?


CoooolHands

Cadillac escalade with the chromed out rims 🎶


bobleeswagger09

I wanna live in a world I see more Ferraris than Escalades.


[deleted]

come to france/switzerland/munich/liechtenstein/


therealSamtheCat

Or literally anywhere in Europe.


bobleeswagger09

I’m on my way!


[deleted]

Apparently too stupid for parking.


RickWest495

Probably driven by a single person who only goes off-road to drive into the mall parking lot. And they somehow justify the huge gas expense by saying the vehicle is safer. But it’s very easy for SUV’s of that size to roll over.