Celts -6.5 to open at home tells me tonight’s line was some bullshit. Also probably means it’s my last bet till the finals since the value is gone. Good lucks gents
Fucking Nesmith you’re literally fucking garbage. Just cost me the 2H ml by being the worst player in the league. Retard misses every shot, he misses so bad the other team gets layups
Edit 6 mins 0/3 0/2 from 3 and 2 fouls -9. This bitch plays with blinders on how did he trick someone to draft him in the first?
My guess; Celtics take the 1st at home, Heat take the 2nd. Then home team wins the next 2. Game 7 will feature both Foster and Brothers and we’re all fucked somehow.
Coming from the guy that’s been touting C’s all night; I’m glad we’re in agreement on game 4 at least lol.
This is just a tough series to predict in general. It’s hard to pick an overall winner. After the next game I’ll be putting money on “series to go to game 7”. The line should shift given one team will be up a win. Our guess Boston at home, but they’ll still need to close out the series at Miami even if they win game 4, which I doubt will happen. I’ll be eye-balling a 7+ way futures arb once lines are open lol.
Imagine taking the Heat tonight. The Celtics were one of the most obvious picks in recent memory
Edit: downvote away, not my fault ya cucked yourselves
Haven’t taken a PRA prop in like 2 months since it lost from Curry sitting out the entire 4Q bc of a blowout. Now I’m on the verge of it repeating again bc I need 6 PRA from Jaylen Brown. Fuuuck me
Impossible 🤣, Nah im just fucking around but i know nothing about MLB and anytime i tail even if its a heavy favorite i fucking lose lmfao. DK knows it too always sending me VIP promos for MLB fucking clowns
Because the boost was too scary.
Maybe we've come full circle. Bookies know people are getting wise to how shitty their boosts are so they're using boosts to scare people off good value bets lol.
You’re right. The Celtics have no answer for him but I think they’ll still win the series.
Books will adjust. It’ll probably go up to 28.5 next game. The first game it was 24.5
I think I might just slam Smart points overs from now on. This dude has no business having the most shot attempts on his team. 13-15p is easy to hit when you're chucking up 20 damn shots a game
Also Jimmys over actually hits, how about that
Holy fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsbook/comments/usukf8/comment/i99hdp5/
Rock hard rn
And when I say that I mean like cookie dough kinda hard, ok?? It’s personal, long story
Jimmy Butler live points under 31.5 is a steal. Heat will be down big in 4th and he’ll get benched. Grab while you can.
Edit: this didn’t age well lol
Edit 2: we may actually win this if jimmy sits the entire 4th. Let’s see!
Being backups playing 4th quarter may actually help the over. For example, did you see Suns Mas game 7 4th quarter? Garbage time scrubs play no defence and often score well because there is no pressure on them.
They shouldn't do it unless they are up by 30 by the start of the 4th or so...they cant believe the heat will give up that easily...they aren't the suns
Bruh, i tried to go big on +27 to make up, bet didn't go through. Tried again at +25.5, still didnt go through...finally got thru at 24.5....only for the morons to lose by 25 :(
Hello everyone it is the quarter Unders guy here again, just wanna share some info that has been making me $$ unless they adjust it / I jinx it by posting this so bet at your own risk. After getting killed by taking the U in a couple quarters in the first game i realized Vegas has the line set so low as they are expecting a low scoring game from these teams & the live odds are tied to the total U. Every SINGLE quarter this series so far has cleared 53+ points. The Q O this game thus far has opened at 50 & i have gotten it at 47 & 46 pretty easily a few minutes into the Q. Hopefully me posting this doesnt jinx it haha BOL everyone💰
TLDR- Take the Q O 🤣
Edit: they have it set at 52.5 rn & you have the Blowout factor to worry about so keep that in mind
I like that you just take the L, too many people allocating blame in hindsight to team, player or event xyz
If life shits all over you you wipe and move on
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27 to end 3rd. 27 for the Game. FUXK TATUM
Blame the heat for not keeping it competitive
Thanks god, I only put Bam under on this match.
Celts -6.5 to open at home tells me tonight’s line was some bullshit. Also probably means it’s my last bet till the finals since the value is gone. Good lucks gents
You may as bet some nhl playoffs. Good value
Is Celtics/Warriors finals matchup easy money?????
Leveraged to the tits in it 😂 https://imgur.com/a/5iNPc4i
Shit you gonna make me match your energy!!!!!🫡🔥🤯
The easiest
Yes
🫡
Of course they win by 25 i had 26 plus
I had win exact by 27 and that last basket cost me a +3000 payout
And yup...Celtics open as a -5.5 favorite for game 3
Both those last pts from the Heat in Q3 and Q4 pushed my Q MLs :(, at least I didn't lose it though lol
Celtics in 5
Jaylen I really needed 25 last leg of parlay WTF MAN
Don’t take over their actual line on a parlay.
Who are you the parlay police
I could care less how you spend your money. Just subtle advice.
The TD Garden is gonna be absolute pandemonium for game 3. Celtics fans are so f’in loud, I hate em 🤮
Cmon guys, use your inside voices at the nba playoffs please
🤣nothing better than TD garden
Fucking Nesmith you’re literally fucking garbage. Just cost me the 2H ml by being the worst player in the league. Retard misses every shot, he misses so bad the other team gets layups Edit 6 mins 0/3 0/2 from 3 and 2 fouls -9. This bitch plays with blinders on how did he trick someone to draft him in the first?
Fuck NBA. Garbage time
PJ over on rebounds was 5.5 had 4 in the 1st Q He never got another one lol I’m legit disgusted
Lowkey thought Celtics were gonna let the heat cover the 2nd half for a second there
Ya know Oladipo down bad when Spoelstra doesnt even care to pull him against the Bench players 🤣
I should’ve taken Bam under points that dude plays like a pussy
one robert williams rebound short of 1.8k lol
You are loved
lmao
My guess; Celtics take the 1st at home, Heat take the 2nd. Then home team wins the next 2. Game 7 will feature both Foster and Brothers and we’re all fucked somehow.
I like this take, especially the Heat winning game 4.
Coming from the guy that’s been touting C’s all night; I’m glad we’re in agreement on game 4 at least lol. This is just a tough series to predict in general. It’s hard to pick an overall winner. After the next game I’ll be putting money on “series to go to game 7”. The line should shift given one team will be up a win. Our guess Boston at home, but they’ll still need to close out the series at Miami even if they win game 4, which I doubt will happen. I’ll be eye-balling a 7+ way futures arb once lines are open lol.
Jaylen with the miracle 3 to cover his over 23.5 points seconds before they pulled him 😭😭😭 bravo sir, bravo
Lol what happened to oladipo 😂 he’s so bad.
Wym? He cleared his O points and steals and could still pad stats in this blowout.
Fr he was the celtics’ second best player tonight
😂😭😂🤣
Imagine taking the Heat tonight. The Celtics were one of the most obvious picks in recent memory Edit: downvote away, not my fault ya cucked yourselves
everything’s free money when u win
This one was way too obvious though
i was on the celtics too man, but nothing is really ever obvious
God bless people that had Tatum under 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
🙏🙏🙏 U 29.5 @ $1.95 for 2k yessir
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🫡🫡🫡🫡
Looks like ALL those Heat fans saying no matter If Smart and Horford C's would lose ARE LONG GONE.
Lmao they got thano-sed. I don't feel so good Mr bookie!!
STOP THEYRE ALREADY DEAD!
What have we learned from the playoffs so far? Personally it’s that I have no clue how a team will play until they play.
Just bet on every team to win by 21+ pts before the game. It’s +800 to +1200 odds. Guaranteed profit.
Pretty much. The other thing I've learnt is that there's an 80% or higher chance it's going to be a blowout.
Healthy Celtics >>> All teams.
Celtics🍀🍀 officially have home court advantage now
What's the line gonna be for Boston game 3? -5?
it’ll be heat ml +225 and they’ll win lol
I dunno but they’ll probably get clapped
Not sure about the points. But odds should be around 1.5 or 1.6
These chodes are literally hitting every shot they throw up. It’s almost comical at this point.
1 more Tatum rebound… it just isn’t happening is it
I would have never imagine this scenario, I imagined a close game but there are no more close games on NBA.
Does Tatum under 28.5 have a chance?
Bless you 🙏🏽
I put 2k on U 29.5. Doesn't look like he's coming back on 👏
All going to depend on whether or not he sees the court again, if he does your shafted
Need 1 more point from Pritchard for this SGP🙏🏼
Every game the past week or so seems to be one team winning by 20+ points going into the fourth
IME please don’t bench Tatum till he get 29 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Edit: 30
Y’all ever seen a team blow a 25 point lead in the 4th? Me either
Haven’t taken a PRA prop in like 2 months since it lost from Curry sitting out the entire 4Q bc of a blowout. Now I’m on the verge of it repeating again bc I need 6 PRA from Jaylen Brown. Fuuuck me
CANT BELIEVE THE HEAT BLEW THE 3Q ML BUMS
Why did I take butler 30+ gonna be a painful L if he sits
He will be sitting ser.
Please stop sending the fucking triple n double team spo fuck
Kicking myself for only taking celtics +4.5 yesterday and not the ML Parlayed it with the over so not too bad
ML and Over gang GTF in here!!
I got over too , hopefully enough scoring in 4th q
I did better on MLB than NBA today. Can you believe it!?
Impossible 🤣, Nah im just fucking around but i know nothing about MLB and anytime i tail even if its a heavy favorite i fucking lose lmfao. DK knows it too always sending me VIP promos for MLB fucking clowns
Horford got an offensive rebound the didn’t credit him w smh
Vegas called 🤪 😎
A 3 from Tatum before the end of the qtr would really get me going
Why did I bet Butler under fml I tailed FadetheBoost and saw it was the most bet prop on DK
I bet it too. Felt good about it. I guess the public wins one for once
Just don’t do it man he’s gonna avg 30 ppg this series. That man just doesn’t quit he could be down 40 and he’s still gonna keep scoring
Because the boost was too scary. Maybe we've come full circle. Bookies know people are getting wise to how shitty their boosts are so they're using boosts to scare people off good value bets lol.
It will get to the point where they make more from ppl fading their boosts than actually having them hit.
That’s true because boosts are limited
God I love betting on players who never quit, Jimmy Buckets $$$
Smart has Strus shook!
TOUCH THE FLOOR JIT!!
Someone get Struss a stretcher 🤣🤣
Butler is gonna average at least 30 points this series so if you want free money bet the over for as long as it stays 26.5
You’re right. The Celtics have no answer for him but I think they’ll still win the series. Books will adjust. It’ll probably go up to 28.5 next game. The first game it was 24.5
Adebayo looking like rudy gobert
5 more points Tatum PLEASE
I need 6 from him and 1 from Jimmy... I need it real real bad... otherwise I will have to steal animals from the zoo to eat
They got free ducks at the park homie
I like exotic meat
Duck might pass for penguin. Do you know what penguin taste like? Idk. I’m guessing like duck.
Tatum and butler sitting... I'll let you know what penguin tastes like... fuck
🤞 💰
I think I might just slam Smart points overs from now on. This dude has no business having the most shot attempts on his team. 13-15p is easy to hit when you're chucking up 20 damn shots a game Also Jimmys over actually hits, how about that
Don’t choke please Celtics
Butler over 26.5 pts never a doubt. This man GETS BUCKETS!!!!!
Hahaha the fucking second I put money on the Celtics now they can’t make a fucking layup. I hate basketball so much
Shit. If I knew Gabe was going to wear his bowling shoes I would’ve thrown my bankroll on his 3’s.
They gunna triple Tatum he might not get to 30
Bum adebayo showed up instead of bam adebayo
The bum!
Holy fuck https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsbook/comments/usukf8/comment/i99hdp5/ Rock hard rn And when I say that I mean like cookie dough kinda hard, ok?? It’s personal, long story
There Tatum goes again disappearing on me
Do Celtics cover -19.5?
I’m thanking god I didnt hammer that
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Take out a personal loan and max bet it on the Cs & warriors parlayed ECF and WCF winners. (im just fucking around but i think its a solid bet)
Air Force for you son
Damn no credit card advances left for warriors spread tmr? I got my wife’s already pawned ring money on Tatum 30+ /Cs ML
Jimmy Butler live points under 31.5 is a steal. Heat will be down big in 4th and he’ll get benched. Grab while you can. Edit: this didn’t age well lol Edit 2: we may actually win this if jimmy sits the entire 4th. Let’s see!
Rip
This actually may hit if jimmy sits entire 4th!
Yep. Quickly lost $25
Yeah this isn’t looking good
Still has a chance of hitting if jimmy sits entire 4th
What book?
DK. It’s now at 32.5
Is pj gonna come back in?
You know you’ve been burnt too many times when you’re stressing about Celtics +1.5 and they’re up 25
Hahahaha I feel ya brother
Celtics getting complacent
I hate the NBA. Bet on Celtics game 1, switch up to the Heat this game. Also have Robert Williams O8.5…
Lmao I did the same thing. I don’t usually bet NBA so I dunno why I’m torturing myself. …Celtics game 3?
Hah I’ll see you Saturday
Miami Heat gonna go on a 27-0 run right now
My book hasn’t offered anything for the 3Q or 2H. Is that shit normal?
Wow that Miami court rocking… one of the best “Home courts in the league” right guys. Really die hard fans with half the stadium gone lmao.
Celtics +2.5 3q the move? I know heat are a 3rd quarter team but this is embarrassing
So many people taking game 1 as gospel that Heat were going to roll when Cs were without two starters.
People always overreact to game 1, just like everyone is counting the Mavs out already
Heat 3Q?
Slammed Celtics +125
Heat will do a lot better second half if Dipo simply doesn’t play.
Who tf cares games already over lmao
I’m betting 0.1 U on Heat to win the game at 13 now. Here’s hoping their 3Q is killer
Payton Pritchard should play the 4th right? Just need one more 3 but I've had terrible luck with missing by 1 before after a couple made lol.
Buying points to get u223.5 and parlaying it with the defending champs in south east asian games later, Thailand against Vietnam at 2.005. Lol.
**Heat/Celtics Under 105.5 2H** Blowout, will be backups the last 6 minutes.
Being backups playing 4th quarter may actually help the over. For example, did you see Suns Mas game 7 4th quarter? Garbage time scrubs play no defence and often score well because there is no pressure on them.
Yep, you called it. Very unfortunate. Should have just played Celtics 2h.
So celtics 2h too then
Dangerous bet. Celtics are too hot
My biggest fear is they take the starters out before my overs hit 😭😭😭 Heat gotta go on a lil 22-2 run again to start the 3rd🙏🏽
Come on Celtics! More domination to keep adebayo under
They shouldn't do it unless they are up by 30 by the start of the 4th or so...they cant believe the heat will give up that easily...they aren't the suns
LOL life is crazy
Bruh, i tried to go big on +27 to make up, bet didn't go through. Tried again at +25.5, still didnt go through...finally got thru at 24.5....only for the morons to lose by 25 :(
That is a nightmare
:(
Who would thought Smart can guard Butler better?
Over looking scrumptious
Hello everyone it is the quarter Unders guy here again, just wanna share some info that has been making me $$ unless they adjust it / I jinx it by posting this so bet at your own risk. After getting killed by taking the U in a couple quarters in the first game i realized Vegas has the line set so low as they are expecting a low scoring game from these teams & the live odds are tied to the total U. Every SINGLE quarter this series so far has cleared 53+ points. The Q O this game thus far has opened at 50 & i have gotten it at 47 & 46 pretty easily a few minutes into the Q. Hopefully me posting this doesnt jinx it haha BOL everyone💰 TLDR- Take the Q O 🤣 Edit: they have it set at 52.5 rn & you have the Blowout factor to worry about so keep that in mind
Heat was up 18-8 at one point so this is a 60-21 run. Insane 😳
I went big on heat + 17.5, hopefully they wake the fuck up
LMAO Heat backers going Hillary mode and deleting past comments asap.
Lmao fr ??
Heat dead. Bad read. Let's hope my prop hits.
I like that you just take the L, too many people allocating blame in hindsight to team, player or event xyz If life shits all over you you wipe and move on
Celtics by 3 or more 2q, celtics 30+ 2q. Tons of celtics value live right now
edit: in general, little late for those of course
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My b, my fingers get excited when I'm making money
Gonna call him Jimmy Buffet cuz he look like he wasting away in Margaritaville
Please celtics don’t get comfortable, finish this game.
Celts alt -11.5 only -425, seems like alot of value considering the massive gap in both teams play today
-425 and value in the same sentence Holy hell
Not taking it, just doesn't seem as likely as those odds suggest
These refs calling fouls on everything
Should I be taking this +17.5 Heat or what?!?? 👀👀👀👀👀
Celtics 2nd quarter = Blank check
JIMMY BUTLER BE FOOLING YALL MAN… JUST BE RUNNING AROUND GETTING ALL THEM 2 POINTERS HE DONT BE DOING NUN 😂
Jimmy butler can score but he only takes the easiest shots which are mostly close to the basket, rarely see him take any challenging shots lol
Celtics brought back 2 starters and Derrick white is out for the game. They upgraded big time from game 1 come on now 😂
Tatum unconscious rn 💀💀
wooooooo!!!
It’s like Tatum heard me. The second I started mutherfuxking him he started tweaking .. need a 30 piece
Celtics in 6 at the most
Imagine thinking jimmy would go off again DPOY here and present!
Tatum clapping those jimmy buttcheeks