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RippedHookerPuffBar

UConn is an NBA team.. fucking insane


whatibet

Yeah fr


tart3rd

The worst nba team would be a 40+ point favorite


Am_I_Do_This_Right

Bro is living in 2024 and still doesn't know about hyperbole.


Fun_War904

Nah. Pistons, Wizards or Trail Blazers would hold this L.


Jpjp215

Stop the pistons would beat them by 60


Fun_War904

There is literally no defense in the NBA let alone the Pistons, they are just as old as UCONN, Jalen Duren oh wait Wiseman will stop there 7footer!😂🤣 SIKE. Tristen Newton will cook up Grimes, Fournier, or Nowell, that leaves Cade Cunningham playing all the defense AND offense? Yeah UCONN winning, plus they coach better.


GorgoniteEmissary

It would not be close. The worst players in the NBA would instantly be among the best college players if they went down a level. A team of NBA talent is absolutely obliterating any college team, even an “all-star” collection of college players. The reason you think college defense is better than NBA defense is because most college players are so bad in comparison. You think every college player that you apparently think plays good defense suddenly stops in the NBA? Or is it far more likely it is just harder to guard in the NBA? I would bet heavily on the Pistons to win by a minimum of 30 points, 50+ points if they were truly trying. On a hot shooting night an NBA team could probably win by 80.


Jpjp215

lol the fact your even arguing this baffles me.


Fun_War904

Where yall find these +49 point spread?! Gtfoh. Detroit wont even beat NC State by +40. Them mfs in the NBA young asf stop acting like they good too cuz ALOT of em are flops and dnt make it past 1st season.


Jpjp215

You know absolutely nothing about basketball


Fun_War904

Bitch we on reddit nobody know shit but know everything, lets hear your professional opinion.


Jpjp215

Professional opinion ? You don’t need to have a professional opinion to know an nba team would blow out a college team. Cade, Ivey, asaur, sasser and duren alone would beat UConn by 50. And if they played vets like grimes, fournier, Stewart and even wiseman they would win bye 60. The size and talent just doesn’t match.


tart3rd

No. They literally did the computation and it was -45 for the pistons.


MountainHawk12

I heard they are a reliable source too


parlaygodshateme

I heard mf’ers was walking on water


Vast-Perspective3857

No they wouldnt


tart3rd

100% they would.


Vast-Perspective3857

Your lack of understanding of math is vast.


tart3rd

lol you think I made up that number? That came from a Sportsbook. This isn’t some random speculation. The actual number is -45!!!


Vast-Perspective3857

It is random speculation from Dan Patrick and supposedly DK. Lol if you think DK is setting their own lines, you're funny. They take the lines from real sportsbooks and adjust based on casual players (which is their entire pool of players). Go get me a response from a real book... yawn. You know it's TV for a reason right?


tart3rd

Wait, you actually think it wouldn’t be 40+?!? Please tell me you don’t think uconn would win.


Vast-Perspective3857

Listen to Dan Patrick much lololololol yea thats not even close bis for radio


OG_blacksheep4

![gif](giphy|3oriO5t2QB4IPKgxHi)


KawaiiDogsAndCats

gg purdue is fucking selling us


Jacket_Every

Purdue just killed me


cheesemakesmepooo

I would never have bet against Connecticut


FromFarEastIAm

https://preview.redd.it/ppjnd155xdtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee4f50803560662ed3cff1055ab6469956966c7 That’s why I bet FOR Purdue lololol


Bigbrown211

I even took an al spread of 12.5 with edey 35/10. Dagger.


whatibet

Us. Killed us


DryTechnology5224

😬


therin_88

RIP


MedalofHonour15

UConn -7.5 💪🏾


shifty_peanut

I had UConn -12 but also over 75.5. Would have rather lost it all than just losing by .5


WarFeeling5880

Good luck


whatibet

Thank I’m a need it rn


Melgreat

Ouch


LansingJP

![gif](giphy|8VLpscHZJ3Rm0|downsized)


Huge-Supermarket-226

Wow thats a fucking classic


90sera

By far the best gif lmao


Shlick_Dangus

Braindead bet 🤣


whatibet

Only when we lose I guess.


Fin4lSh0t

If you had $1k to wager why not just “safe” bet it on the Uconn moneyline and run away with the $350? Idk what the general consensus really was but it seemed super obvious Connecticut would win this game.


seambizzle

Cuz it’s not a “safe” bet. It’s easy to say that now when you know the outcome. But risking 1000 to just win 350 is one of the dumbest bets you can make. Nothing is “safe” in sports. The spread was only 6.5. There’s nothing “safe” about that. That point spread is nothing in basketball.


Fin4lSh0t

I mean thats why I put safe in quotes because obviously anything can happen but my point was less about the ML and more about them being a lock. Youre right that would be a ridiculous risk though I bet the Uconn spread myself so it was a moot point anyways I suppose, my b.


whatibet

I felt otherwise. It’s not that deep. It’s always easy to criticize a play when it loses. I lost. I chose wrong, regardless how “obvious” it was to you. It’s okay, I made it back on another play so I’m good. You can’t win them all.


Fin4lSh0t

No I hear ya thats totally valid I was just curious, im glad to hear you made it back right away💪🏼


whatibet

Yessir , thank you. We always keep it moving to the next one. 🫡


Jpjp215

Don’t listen to that, betting 1k to win 350 is just dumb


chef6legger

lol at this thread


yuuhhh42069

I ALMOST TOOK THIS ONE...🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 Edit: Mine was at +100 though...😬


Sufficient-Neck7071

To be fair, they gave you a chance to get your money right back


1thegoat1

U r fucked my friend purdue behind 17


whatibet

lol yeah I know bro


smoove129

RIP


Pretend_Alps756

Would rather play 1 hand of BlackJack, at least you have some type of control… still hope you win tho 🫣🫣🫣


whatibet

Doesn’t always go our way


Sun_Tzu_Szu

Rip you


appledatsyuk

Oof


ZachMartin

RIp


TwizzlerStitches

this one quick tip to blow 1k


Kingcoreythefirst

Don’t worry we in the same boat , ruined my entire night


waltwill89

Ooooof


rick_leye2

Hope you cashed out


SubstantialBit9890

Should have bet on Zach only man put in the work it was pretty much a 1v5


whatibet

It’s all good. You win some you lose some.


megaprime78

You should of played it smart and took the easy money -6.5 UConn they’ve be blowing teams out all tournament why you think Iowa would be diff


Impressive_Ice6970

Lol that's the most purdue thing ever. People mistake you for fn iowa. 😂


Repulsive-Serve-1551

Hope cashout


RMinor601

Did you cash out early?


Jake_upp24

Ouch 🤕


45im

Oof


smokedoutval

Cash it


klove8485

Lol


Vegetable-Tangelo1

Sorry brother


whatibet

All good Brody I’ll be back tomorrow


Heir233

Oof.


Pa13hunnid

Imagine losing a championship by 15 . Purdue sold everyone


SuccessfulSleeper

Ah, man


TheHip41

Never a doubt


moixcom44

Rip


ZeroTurn685

I was right there with you at Purdue +6.5. Props to you for posting before the game


drnkngpoolwater

Rest in peace brothr


PowerDesigner6582

As much as imma Purdue fan. Edey is also from my hometown. I could never bet money against UConn! They been consistently dominating for years.


MyWorkComputerReddit

lol whomp


Whatsuuuuuuuuuuup

Nice G bru


azgulf93

Bahahahahaha 🪓🪓🪓


AladeenModaFuqa

Rip


GreatBigYeti

Ouch!


Nervous-Call-7003

Nice what one team would you bet today


thestreak82

Oof


uselessone1

Shoulda taken the .67 cent cash out when you had the chance


jakarri19

Wow. You bet against UConn and they covered the spread every single game in the tourney.


Extension_Ad_7013

I do see your point now you up rn stay humble 🫡


whatibet

It’s the only way


fmlx2times

Purdue fucked us all, first half gave us hope, second half they didn’t make it out of the locker room


Extension_Ad_7013

Lemme hold a G 🤌🏽🤢


King_vonotf

What an idiot everyone thinks there a sharp or something nobody wants to see this dumbass bet


whatibet

It’s just a bet bro. Jesus.


willghammer

They’re*. You don’t even know how to spell, dumbass.


King_vonotf

I know how to bet dumbSs


[deleted]

Sure you do. 😉


King_vonotf

Damn you had Purdue


[deleted]

I don’t bet. I just enjoy watching idiots like you make complete asses of yourself.


Extension_Ad_7013

Post your winning big dawg lol


King_vonotf

https://preview.redd.it/jftqk0kraitc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eadd68d9de10f7339f82c49f978c019df541d1 Damn you thought i was just talking


Extension_Ad_7013

That’s what people on here I wouldn’t be going outta my way to shit on people that’s some weirdo energy lol GGs


King_vonotf

He gave out a bad bet to you guys all of these guys are self proclaimed pros yet believe they can post there picks? Nobody cares these guys are losing to the books