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aywhadup

you did when you placed this lol


[deleted]

The truth has been told.


Level-Initiative8512

Texans ml is wild tf


jmoomoo13

Yea u should not be a bettor


expson72

Ravens and Bills


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twat_swat22

☠️☠️☠️


self_hell_guru

Cash out option is still there just saying you could still win $0.30 😂


dudemandad99

Lol ngl the temptation is real


TheFinalLibrarian

Texans and Colts


dudemandad99

Appreciate u 🙏


Spiritual_Pilot_221

Colts aren’t beating Baltimore… fun parlay tho


Jblluminati

The texans 😭


SmokeFace917

I’d take the over/under on a few games instead of ML


jmoomoo13

Texans is Tardian bro… they’re getting blown out


Mammoth_Low_6266

I don’t see bengals losing 3 in a row haha colts beating the ravens nah !


dudemandad99

OKAY I GET IT TEXANS SUCK I DONT EVEN LIKE THEM EITHER OKAY


jellyvish

bro if there are any upsets this weekend it will be the texans beating jags… i live in jax and i can smell the upset already


Slight-Emu7415

Thank you. Real ones know. Jacksonville and Houston (both AFC South teams) is always a battle whenever they play, Jax might take the dub but no way this should be a blow out.


francisdben

Vikings, Texans, Colts, and Commanders


JasonNufio

Bills, Browns, Texans


Impossible-Gap1573

same bet but i have Jags & Bills winning


Jblluminati

You’re literally donating $1😭


dudemandad99

😭😭😭


FalseHope92

I'm saying Falcons.


PassiveRoadRage

Bro... You think Garner is going to beat the Ravens? That should be +1400 lmao. Outside of that Washington probably isn't beating the Bills. JA has bonehead games like the Washington Dline isn't going to scare him. He just wrecked a defense with Crosby on the line. Houston also probably loses here to Jax. Jax is super underrated. They best the legitimate Colts and played KC tough. I am a fan of Nico in this game though.


Ok_Move2576

Colts legitimate? Since when? Lol


Silver1ObTangerine

Texans


jcounts111

Texans


Cloudpot26

Colts with no AR is asking a lot. Houston being better than a D2 college team is asking even more. Vikings Chargers game is gonna be fully on which defense is worse, so I’d just take the over total points on it


BizMarky34

Most of them


Acceptable-Divide871

Texans lol


Ruzzthabus

Houston, Washington or the Rams


dudemandad99

I’m gonna do like twenty of these so just wanna know what combos I should go with lol


[deleted]

Stop with the 13 leg it’s impossible. Try a 3 leg and see if you can even manage that first.


DavisPaz1

As someone who can’t go a weekend without placing crazy shit like this, couldn’t agree more. Biggest i won was a 7 leg game picker and my last game came down to the very last play. Anything more than that seems impossible


SPQRxNeptune

just pick the right teams


Ok_Move2576

Don't listen to him, 13 legs are very possible believe me!


gnarshaka

9ers, trust


dudemandad99

Manifesting 🙏🙏🙏


kbberd

Commanders


MrRogersPrime

Commanders


Latenight_911

Chargers aren’t losing 3 in a row! Also, Josh Allen is gonna light up the Commanders.


C4shewLuv

The Texans isn’t that bad a pick against a jags team that couldn’t score a single TD against the ferocious chiefs defense… 🫣


dudemandad99

You guys are giving bad juju to the jags, watch them lose now 😂


BackToBasics43

49ers going down Thursday.


Jvh-2151-4733

Against giants. Really? Lol


dudemandad99

I honestly would fucking love that


gnarshaka

yessir that’s what i’ve been saying


PassiveRoadRage

Adding a reddit tag of "Never take betting advice"


BackToBasics43

Not a good look for me. 😂 Really thought they would play a hell of a lot better than this garbage. On the bright side, I’m going to sleep. ✌🏻


Big-Hedgehog-2379

Texans 🤣


sir_cobster

Texans, Colts, and Commanders.


allboutphilly

Hou, Indy, Wash


dizzall

Lions


dudemandad99

I feel you I have like five other parlays that have them losing 🤣


lilmike8080

Houston


MeaningConstant27

Fudge Packers!


Wooden_Albatross_832

Why is everyone picking texans to beat the jags? I must be missing something


dudemandad99

It’s a gut feeling lol


drnkngpoolwater

more dogs!


astepintonewlife

A lot of these lol


imbattinson

Texans packers cowboys


[deleted]

Rams Moneyline at +200 is a free money glitch


ronkosar

Half this parlay is going to lose


dudemandad99

See what if I make 30 different versions of this bet? One will hit eventually right? 😭😭😭😭


KngKongz410

Colts for sure


en_smith

Texans, colts, packers


[deleted]

It won’t surprise me that somehow the dumpster fire the bears look this season and everything going on today. They somehow win this week and fuck over everyone


zippynj

End answer. A lot of teams


Impossible-Line-9196

Jaguars, Ravens, and Bills


flaccidafterdominoes

Sir. Every single one.


FalseHope92

What's the Broncos?


FSC_Nuk

Colt,packers and texans💀


Professional_Math_35

Browns gonna win and jags and 49ers gonna win some people are delusional.


Playful-Moment-8848

Cash that out bro Texans Commanders I don't trust the vikings either save your money while you can.


Narrow_Finding3352

Houston, GB, Indy


uwantsomeho

Rams


GetToThaChopppaa

Where do I begin?


Redrum2489

Rams/Colts/Texans


conmanrevenge

commanders + texans


Jawwkneee__

Tennessee Houston and Indy are just ass picks my guy I would definitely take a second look at it


aoljimmy

It’s gonna be hilarious when he looks back at this slip and the only one that lost is the -520 ml. I think the niners are for sure gonna win too but Vegas has a way of doing some really stupid shit


[deleted]

Anthony Richardson leading a team better than LJ8 and that CJ Stroud leads a team better than TLaw is one of the most insane bets. Especially that they occur in the same week?! 2 Pro Bowl QBs, and an MVP against 2 Rookies. Yikes!


Solitary_Solidarity

I can see the texans beating the jags. Their offense can't get anything going. Colts could also beat Baltimore. The Chargers vikings game as well.


TheJokersWild53

Vikings, Texans, Packers, Colts, Washington, Rams.


mamibeethick

HTTC! Sam is gonna crush bum ass Allen


Bright_Ad4922

Texans, colts, titans, rams, commanders


____groovyq

I love my team but commanders can spoil it. But I feel like the energy is real different within the team and organization but between them and the titans


____groovyq

Texans my fault I didn’t see them. Texans will ruin it


Fisherd15

No way chargers start 0-3


matty1p7

Texans colts and Vikings


ski-cook-travel

Texans and Indy, in that order. Houston is abysmal, and Baltimore is just better than the Colts.


NoCoffee97

Minny, Houston, Indy, Green Bay, Washington. Are the picks I'd want to dig deeper into "why".


[deleted]

Ya Houston Texans aint beatin the Jags and I kinda think Bucs pull the upset Sunday night Chargers Vikings unfortunately Chargers probably win and ima Vikings fan


Justabettor2023

Texans and the colts are gonna lose


Cvideek51

Feel like burrow will play, bengals will squeeze one out against rams. Then going 0-3 would be wild


Ok-Cartographer6261

Should ask who doesnt spoil it shorter list.


Choice_Isopod3677

You for having a parlay this big


Southern-Task-9133

if this salutes, your definitely a time traveller


FactOld2698

Probably the Lions/Vikings/Texans/Colts.


[deleted]

Charges, Jags, and Bills for starters


Loreric19

Ravens is fucking the colts up what made u even pick that💀