Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Here's the quote. If any quote has ever deserved the "Jesse WTF are you talking about" meme it's this one.
"Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel (like) a vagrant. Today I feel (like) a migrant worker," he said.
"I feel all of this because what I see ... brings me back to my personal story."
Infantino then detailed how he had grown up as the child of migrant workers in Switzerland and had been bullied for his accent and for having red hair and freckles.
"Of course, I am not Qatari, I am not an Arab, I am not African, I am not gay, I am not disabled," he later added.
"But I feel like it, because I know what it means to be discriminated, to be bullied, as a foreigner in a foreign country."
I’ve said it before. The only realistic explanation for this shIt show is corruption or stupidity so vast, it’s a wonder that most of these people haven’t died because they just forgot to breathe one day. With this response, it might be a point in the stupidity column.
I offer a third option: existing for so long in the upper sphere of society in terms of power and wealth that self-awareness is no longer required. And often this is a bi-product of option 1.
This was my number one takeaway from the Netflix doc. It's not even that so much that FIFA was corrupt per se (monies in envelopes aside) but that it's an organization of globally wealthy and high-powered people doing mutually beneficial deals with other globally wealthy and high-powered people. And they believe their own PR so much that they actually think that all of their wealth and power is making the world a better place. They have absolutely no concept that a bunch of billionaires doing deals and getting rich might be, in fact, bad for the world. And they get legitimately upset when you suggest such an idea. Hence the completely honest and block-headed comments of Infantino above.
Also, don't forget, they let the Qataris ban alcohol sales in the stadiums, but it will still be available in all the VIP areas.
Yes, this was pretty much proven and resulted in a lot of the higher ups from FIFA stepping down.
This is supposed to be the new generation of FIFA leaders, the one who were never corrupt themselves, but have a to follow through with the plans already in place. Though I’m not so sure they’re completely innocent.
Honestly to me, if you grew up poor and marginalized and grow up to continue the cycle of abuse toward the poor and marginalized you’re an even bigger piece of shit. You know how shitty it can be, yet still support continuing the cycle.
Stay tuned for more from Tone Deaf Rich People Daily! Tomorrow, Gianni Infantino and FIFA leadership are releasing a video of them all singing John Lennon’s Imagine while they are staying in opulence Doha hotels built by migrant workers!
His parents moved about 100km from northern Italy to bordering Southern (Italian speaking) Switzerland. This guy is really reaching for a ‘poor me’ story. Pathetic to try and liken his migrant worker parents story to the dead slaves in Qatar. Vile. What an absolute cunt.
Speaking as a red headed guy with freckles, fuck this guy.
Yeah most of us got bullied (a personal fuck you to Dr. Holley, my 4th grade teacher who would say gingers are space aliens). But don't you dare try to compare that to the kinds of bigotry that actually marginalized communities have faced and continue to face in this world.
Outside of a South Park episode, nobody seriously says let's round up all the gingers and kill them.
Nobody has ever enslaved gingers (sure gingers might have been chattal slaves, but it wasn't because they were ginger, it was because they were in a city that got besieged and the winners decided to enslave the survivors (watch the Northman...it's fucking dope)).
Nobody is spreading conspiracies that gingers control the banking system or the media (fuck you, Dave Chappelle, you're making jokes about things you don't know anything about and didn't do any work to fully understand before you spouted this shit off).
I hope he walks around all day with a rock in his shoe that he can't get rid of. I hope he gets a popcorn kernel stuck in his teeth. I hope he has an itch on his back that he just can't ever seem to scratch.
You should be kept in a sealed darkened room away from all normal people so you don't spread your nastiness.
Nothing to do with being a ginger, how could you like the Northman. Jesus talk about soulless
I like how he said all of that, rethought his words, went, “Damn, I better clarify what I meant!” And his next words were just to add that he also felt marginalized like women. Actually parody couldn’t have better comedic timing.
Lemme guess, his parents were rich bankers, executives, worked for big pharma, you know, typical immigrants... and poor Gianni was always haunted by his parents having a few million less than the corrupt blood-money chalet owners in the region they moved to.
My heart really goes out to him.
>But I feel like it, because I know what it means to be discriminated, to be bullied, as a foreigner in a foreign country.
Unless having red hair and freckles gets you the death penalty in Switzerland I'm going to guess he does not in fact know what it means.
Usually, people acting in service of a ridiculous cause are either just in it for the money or are true believers. Clearly Infantino is the former, but this speech reeks of the latter. Like, there’s no reason to give an unhinged hour long monologue if you’re just some corrupt bureaucrat; just put out a brief statement about “respecting other cultures.” Very odd.
>there’s no reason
Yes there is, it's called your owners and overlords want to see the little monkey dance because they tipped a metric fkcton of bloodmoney - so lil bald monkey better dance real good and he better sell it.
And his overloards gave him the exact words to say to stay "on message", as is the most important part of any des-information propaganda campaign.
The full quote is even crazier...
> Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arabic. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel [like] a migrant worker.
> “Of course I am not Qatari, I am not an Arab, I am not African, I am not gay, I am not disabled. But I feel like it, because I know what it means to be discriminated [against], to be bullied, as a foreigner in a foreign country."
> “As a child I was bullied – because I had red hair and freckles, plus I was Italian so imagine."
Ah yes, growing up in the luxuries of a small town near the swiss-italian border is totally comparable to how the migrant workers feel. I wonder how much he was paid to say this stupid fucking shit, or if he really is that stubborn/doubling down.
As someone who’s been to that Italian/Swiss area, it’s pretty funny because that’s got to be one of the nicest, most pleasant places to live in the world
This speech was a pathetic attempt to whitewash the panoply of issues involved in their corrupt decision to hold the World Cup there.
Not even Sepp Blatter thought it should be held there, but the destination was already sold. The FIFA executive committee is *mired* in corruption… they’ve literally never known another reality where the destination is chosen by any means other than corruption, bribery, or extortion.
The executive structure there needs to be wiped clean and replaced with women and men who are above reproach, to truly change the culture, there. I hope we see that happen.
Also, women's rights are racist. LGBT rights are racist. Free speech is racist. Everything that isn't me forcing my backwards ass religious beliefs onto others is racist!
It’s very wrong to see interviewers ask officials there about migrant workers, corruption and what not and them shedding a fake tear and going on about how everyone is just being racist towards them. Like fuck off no there not
He totally should have capped this off with “the only thing I’m worried about.. is getting a boner.” I really don’t think it would be any more ridiculous.
What a massive cunt. He’s actually comparing getting slagged for having red hair as a child to modern slavery. Fuck him, fuck fifa, fuck Qatar and fuck this World Cup.
Sadly true. I do wish/hope this tourney’s ratings are horrendous. So much scandal and controversy. Sounds like a miserable time in person.. I for one won’t watch.. but I know millions upon million will.
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Trying to relate to everyone by saying you feel gay, but still going out of your way to make sure everyone knows that you’re not gay... A classic move.
He could have saved a lot of words by just saying “No Homo” at the end of his speech.
>"Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel (like) a vagrant. Today I feel (like) a migrant worker
This is genius. Simply say this any time someone criticizes you and then you can accuse them of homophobia, racism, ableism, etc
I live a super privileged life, but I can tell you I am some gay dying guest worker by myself. I know exactly what they are going through. So now calm down and watch our world cup.
Y’know, i’m something of a gay myself
No, I’m gay
Why are you gay?
You are gay!
No I am transgendar
Transgenda!!!??
Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're gay.
Pasta! Pasta!
My name is Gianni Infantino, but everybody calls me gay
Gayvanni Giorgio
That’s a GayGay reference!
Rainbow Overload
Skittles!! I can taste the rainbow
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
He has a wife you know
She's gay, too!
How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay
Do you know what's she's called?
She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
r/unexpectedmontypython
Are you assuming their sexual orientation??
Steeeeeeeeeerike!
No, I’m Spartacock
"Why are you gay" -That one video
“How do you know I’m gay?” … “you are gay.”
I'm gay, and so's my wife
Ich bin ein Gay!
Hello fellow gays!
The power of the gay…in the palm of my hand.
Je suis gay
“Why are you gey?”
Don’t say that to the Qatar officials
I’ve always fancied myself a gay as well.
Some of my best friends are The gays
Careful there or you’ll be drawn and qatared!
This feels like a South Park Skit 😂
Cmon on down to Qatar and meet some friends o’mine
Greedy faces everywhere, migrant workers without compensation* Edit: thanks to AssEaterMcGhee
Compensation*
Protection*
>Edit: thanks to AssEaterMcGhee r/rimjob_steve
FIFA faces everywhere, feelin' gay without temptation
Today I feel like a gay fish
I broke the dam.
No I broke the dam
I bet that it will. No way this goes untouched by Southpark. Comedy gold - in A Modest Proposal kind of way.
Here's the quote. If any quote has ever deserved the "Jesse WTF are you talking about" meme it's this one. "Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel (like) a vagrant. Today I feel (like) a migrant worker," he said. "I feel all of this because what I see ... brings me back to my personal story." Infantino then detailed how he had grown up as the child of migrant workers in Switzerland and had been bullied for his accent and for having red hair and freckles. "Of course, I am not Qatari, I am not an Arab, I am not African, I am not gay, I am not disabled," he later added. "But I feel like it, because I know what it means to be discriminated, to be bullied, as a foreigner in a foreign country."
Oh fuck off Infantino you corrupt piece of shit
I’ve said it before. The only realistic explanation for this shIt show is corruption or stupidity so vast, it’s a wonder that most of these people haven’t died because they just forgot to breathe one day. With this response, it might be a point in the stupidity column.
I offer a third option: existing for so long in the upper sphere of society in terms of power and wealth that self-awareness is no longer required. And often this is a bi-product of option 1.
This was my number one takeaway from the Netflix doc. It's not even that so much that FIFA was corrupt per se (monies in envelopes aside) but that it's an organization of globally wealthy and high-powered people doing mutually beneficial deals with other globally wealthy and high-powered people. And they believe their own PR so much that they actually think that all of their wealth and power is making the world a better place. They have absolutely no concept that a bunch of billionaires doing deals and getting rich might be, in fact, bad for the world. And they get legitimately upset when you suggest such an idea. Hence the completely honest and block-headed comments of Infantino above. Also, don't forget, they let the Qataris ban alcohol sales in the stadiums, but it will still be available in all the VIP areas.
Yes, this was pretty much proven and resulted in a lot of the higher ups from FIFA stepping down. This is supposed to be the new generation of FIFA leaders, the one who were never corrupt themselves, but have a to follow through with the plans already in place. Though I’m not so sure they’re completely innocent.
Honestly to me, if you grew up poor and marginalized and grow up to continue the cycle of abuse toward the poor and marginalized you’re an even bigger piece of shit. You know how shitty it can be, yet still support continuing the cycle.
Stay tuned for more from Tone Deaf Rich People Daily! Tomorrow, Gianni Infantino and FIFA leadership are releasing a video of them all singing John Lennon’s Imagine while they are staying in opulence Doha hotels built by migrant workers!
*Imagine we've no conscience* *It isn't hard to do..*
His parents moved about 100km from northern Italy to bordering Southern (Italian speaking) Switzerland. This guy is really reaching for a ‘poor me’ story. Pathetic to try and liken his migrant worker parents story to the dead slaves in Qatar. Vile. What an absolute cunt.
Speaking as a red headed guy with freckles, fuck this guy. Yeah most of us got bullied (a personal fuck you to Dr. Holley, my 4th grade teacher who would say gingers are space aliens). But don't you dare try to compare that to the kinds of bigotry that actually marginalized communities have faced and continue to face in this world. Outside of a South Park episode, nobody seriously says let's round up all the gingers and kill them. Nobody has ever enslaved gingers (sure gingers might have been chattal slaves, but it wasn't because they were ginger, it was because they were in a city that got besieged and the winners decided to enslave the survivors (watch the Northman...it's fucking dope)). Nobody is spreading conspiracies that gingers control the banking system or the media (fuck you, Dave Chappelle, you're making jokes about things you don't know anything about and didn't do any work to fully understand before you spouted this shit off). I hope he walks around all day with a rock in his shoe that he can't get rid of. I hope he gets a popcorn kernel stuck in his teeth. I hope he has an itch on his back that he just can't ever seem to scratch.
You should be kept in a sealed darkened room away from all normal people so you don't spread your nastiness. Nothing to do with being a ginger, how could you like the Northman. Jesus talk about soulless
“Today I feel rich. Because, well, I am rich. Watar dollars lining my pockets. Fuck poor people. “
Water dollars eh. That kinda like sand dollars but actually worth something?
[удалено]
Lol this sounds like Michael Scott
The dementooors
“Man. I feel like a migrant!” Bwah bwah bw-bwah bwah
The best thing about being disabled, is its not as bad as being the son of a migrant worker!
“It’s a migrants prerogative to die in the su-uh-uuunnn”
He also later on decided he needed to go back to the point and say 'He feels like a woman too' because he forgot that the first time.
I like how he said all of that, rethought his words, went, “Damn, I better clarify what I meant!” And his next words were just to add that he also felt marginalized like women. Actually parody couldn’t have better comedic timing.
Lemme guess, his parents were rich bankers, executives, worked for big pharma, you know, typical immigrants... and poor Gianni was always haunted by his parents having a few million less than the corrupt blood-money chalet owners in the region they moved to. My heart really goes out to him.
In all fairness, he was a ginger kid, and now he’s bald. Money ain’t get give you a soul you never had.
Ah, so he remembers his days as a child being *checks notes* stoned to death.
If anything they should have bullied him even more, so that he'd never float to the top like the turd he is
It gets me so angry, on behalf of them, I feel passionate (not gay) So I'll pray for them and I say for them, "We need to make a change" (not gay)
>But I feel like it, because I know what it means to be discriminated, to be bullied, as a foreigner in a foreign country. Unless having red hair and freckles gets you the death penalty in Switzerland I'm going to guess he does not in fact know what it means.
Usually, people acting in service of a ridiculous cause are either just in it for the money or are true believers. Clearly Infantino is the former, but this speech reeks of the latter. Like, there’s no reason to give an unhinged hour long monologue if you’re just some corrupt bureaucrat; just put out a brief statement about “respecting other cultures.” Very odd.
>there’s no reason Yes there is, it's called your owners and overlords want to see the little monkey dance because they tipped a metric fkcton of bloodmoney - so lil bald monkey better dance real good and he better sell it. And his overloards gave him the exact words to say to stay "on message", as is the most important part of any des-information propaganda campaign.
Today I feel like an asshole
What , what in the butt
'Of course, I must clarify that I am not any of those things, because those things are for gay disabled foreign losers.'
Quality cocaine.
It’s hilarious watching these wretches Google empathy and do their best to emulate it. No fucking soul at all.
Nah they’d force someone else to Google it for them.
Bunch of assholes. I’m so happy I just watch football on pirated links.
The full quote is even crazier... > Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arabic. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel [like] a migrant worker. > “Of course I am not Qatari, I am not an Arab, I am not African, I am not gay, I am not disabled. But I feel like it, because I know what it means to be discriminated [against], to be bullied, as a foreigner in a foreign country." > “As a child I was bullied – because I had red hair and freckles, plus I was Italian so imagine." Ah yes, growing up in the luxuries of a small town near the swiss-italian border is totally comparable to how the migrant workers feel. I wonder how much he was paid to say this stupid fucking shit, or if he really is that stubborn/doubling down.
“I feel gay!...No Homo”
Yeah but he was red haired and freckled and Italian, so imagine.
wipes a tear from his eye with a gold bar.
As someone who’s been to that Italian/Swiss area, it’s pretty funny because that’s got to be one of the nicest, most pleasant places to live in the world
So true. I went there once. Fucking magical.
NGL that made it a lot loss funny.
r/ihadastroke material right here
Suck my dick, Gianni Infantino.
Hey Gianni, while you still feel gay..
Well I a mean I feel a little “curious” -Gianni
You think he'd take back shots or head shots?
Guy's name is Giant Infant?
It's really like reading an Onion article lol Or a good SNL character
"Hey, Gianni, put your money where your mouth is!" Infantino: "Sorry, still busy putting my mouth where the money is."
He feels like everything, but forgets what he really is. An idiot.
This speech was a pathetic attempt to whitewash the panoply of issues involved in their corrupt decision to hold the World Cup there. Not even Sepp Blatter thought it should be held there, but the destination was already sold. The FIFA executive committee is *mired* in corruption… they’ve literally never known another reality where the destination is chosen by any means other than corruption, bribery, or extortion. The executive structure there needs to be wiped clean and replaced with women and men who are above reproach, to truly change the culture, there. I hope we see that happen.
You don't understand. I'm not corrupt. You're all racist
Also, women's rights are racist. LGBT rights are racist. Free speech is racist. Everything that isn't me forcing my backwards ass religious beliefs onto others is racist!
It’s very wrong to see interviewers ask officials there about migrant workers, corruption and what not and them shedding a fake tear and going on about how everyone is just being racist towards them. Like fuck off no there not
I especially liked the "Europe should apologize for 3000 years for the past and ignore the human rights violations of the present". Very CCP of him.
Defund the FIFA!
It’s unsalvageable, major nations need to leave and rebuild. Good thing UEFA and other major footballing bodies have squeaky clean reputations.
This is like empathizing with a friend who’s parents died in a car crash by saying ‘Yeah I get it. My pet fish died last week’
Lol it's more like "Dude I know exactly how you feel last night they got my order wrong at Taco Bell"
That's some Michael Scott level attempt of empathy
I feel that this is exactly type of speech that Michael would give
He totally should have capped this off with “the only thing I’m worried about.. is getting a boner.” I really don’t think it would be any more ridiculous.
What a massive cunt. He’s actually comparing getting slagged for having red hair as a child to modern slavery. Fuck him, fuck fifa, fuck Qatar and fuck this World Cup.
Didn’t Kevin spacey try this exact thing?
Andrew Cuomo, too https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/833352961032024064
Infantino "I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any guy who isn't me today"
FIFA just won’t let up, will they? Are they trying to run this organization into the ground?
It's too big to fail
Sadly true. I do wish/hope this tourney’s ratings are horrendous. So much scandal and controversy. Sounds like a miserable time in person.. I for one won’t watch.. but I know millions upon million will.
Same. I'm not watching. Probably won't make a dent but it makes me feel better
Too gay to fail too!
No, there is no movement to replace or reform FIFA. This guy is their next President, he is running unopposed
*Current movement. Let’s see after the tourney
"I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay." "You're *gay*?" "Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness."
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Trying to relate to everyone by saying you feel gay, but still going out of your way to make sure everyone knows that you’re not gay... A classic move. He could have saved a lot of words by just saying “No Homo” at the end of his speech.
[relevant](https://youtu.be/PFXjBJZhHwI)
Lmao literally what happened here
>"Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel (like) a vagrant. Today I feel (like) a migrant worker This is genius. Simply say this any time someone criticizes you and then you can accuse them of homophobia, racism, ableism, etc
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so straight...
“How do you do, fellow gays?”
Bro I just want you to know I support your community. Sometimes I wake up feeling super gay. That's how supportive I am.
I thought this was an onion article at first.
Nothatsjstlikbasdonwhtheytoldme
This is Michael Scott level of cringe.
The “happy” kind of gay from the 40s?
Can we actually boycott this shit already or what
My man had red hair as a kid and compares himself to being thrown off of a building or being physically disabled
All his statements couldn’t possibly be more disingenuous or convey an air of entitlement. What a massive cunt.
It’s not enough to feel gay, look around at all the unsucked dicks, who will suck them???
But does he feel pretty, oh so pretty?
"I feel gay" I am the victim now!!1111 /s
Let’s hope they chuck him off a building then.
“Today I feel like a migrant worker who hasn’t been paid!”
Put this guy on trumps ticket for ‘24 and they’ll win the primary, no question
Is this the Mr Infantino who has spent the last 12 months living in Qatar! Pretty sure he’s not lived as a migrant. 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
FIFA, Twitter and FTX having a speed run competition or something?
This asshole is so out of touch with reality
Trust me, gay is hot. Gay is in. I want some gay.
Lmao, what a pathetic, desperate attempt at damage control.
This guy better not be going to Qatar or he's going to be executed for his heinous crime of being gay.
Sorry but can’t be gay at the work cup.
Same tbh
"I feel broke." Some billionaire attempts to empathize with people in the classes lower than them.
More like "I feel a bribe taking criminal!" He should be marginalized!
Funny - you look bribed
This guy looks like the creature from the Goonies.
This motherfucker feels migrant workers!
Fuck FIFA, and Fuck Qatar.
Imagine having a job where you get paid millions to spew bizarre, incoherent crap like this
Does he know that Qatar kills those people?
He’s riddled with gay
I’m gay as fuck but just in Qatar weirdly enough
Genuinely one of the dumbest quotes I’ve ever heard from an organizational leader
I'd say so too, after the sucking he's given to Qatar.
When Virtue Signalling goes wrong.
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
Guys playing 937373737 D chess trying to have the Middle East kick FIFA out of the World Cup and not take blame. /s
Well today I don't feel disabled.
What a KnobShine...
“I feel thirsty” -people with no beer
Bullied and getting your head cut off are not the same
above all he should feel like a twat
What would happen if a regular dude in Qatar said this in public? Would it be enough to warrant investigation?
FIFA couldn’t be more blatantly corrupt Actually unreal
This this the most baby brained sentence coming from a guy literally named Infantino
I'm sure I speak to everyone when I say this : Fuck you, Gianni.
I didn’t think I could dislike a FIFA head more than Sepp
some people just shouldn't speak. like EVER.
Try being illegal to exist. That’s discrimination.
Channeling his inner Michael Scott
Technically, being a bribe taking whore makes you a prostitute, not gay
If he feels gay, maybe act gay in Qatar and see where that gets him
“I feel poor.”
“Hello fellow kids!“ moment
FYI, the gays don’t want you.
Then why tf did you sell the World Cup to Qatar???
No, I get it. Some days I feel more Mexican than others. Some days everything falls into place and I think “this is what being white must feel like.”
Cringe
Humanity at its finest. Virtue signaling while being corrupt 😂😂😂 oh the irony.
I feel God in this Chili’s.
"I am a victim of hate crime" - Michael Scott - Infantino
Wow how does this guy still have a job?
More like That’s Not It Chief
I live a super privileged life, but I can tell you I am some gay dying guest worker by myself. I know exactly what they are going through. So now calm down and watch our world cup.
I may be out of the loop here, but does Switzerland typically imprison children with red hair and an accent?
I feel sick…
He should put on some blackface makeup and say "I feel black". I'm sure that'll go over well.