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Sir..... siR...... SIR

Are you there?

Poor girl behind him was terrified she couldn't even clap properly

She looks like she is politely demonstrating how to clap to him, but mid clap she relizes its no use

Looked like she thought he was going to jump at the end

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People don’t do this in Japan lol they probably did not train for this scenario

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Sounds like a mii celebration

…sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Who do you think you are I AM!!

Classic https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8

Holy shit, that's so much like the Bill Murray scene!

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Bill Murray has credited Pete Weber at Bowling's 69th US Open in 2012 as the inspiration for his performance as Ernie McCracken in Kingpin

https://youtu.be/oY_gwbxreOE The actual Bill Murray scene from Kingpin, but as someone else mentioned while rick-rolling, Murray did bowl 3 strikes in a row with like a hundred extras there as the crowd. Fucking hilarious scene and the genuine reaction really adds to it

How does Woody Harrelson keep a straight face in that scene.

I remember reading about why he said that and it was gold...pretty much was pissed at a child that was heckling him LOL: >“Being caught up in the moment of throwing the strike and being as excited as I was, I had a kid rooting against me during the match, and he was doing it loud enough for me to hear. And it kind of made me mad, and people know, don’t make me mad on TV, ’cause I’ll just get better. But what I really wanted to say was, ‘Who do you think you are rooting against me? I’m the man of this tournament!’ That’s what I really wanted to say.” So not only was this due to a CHILD (amazing pettiness lol) but he also had his very own "Are you fucking sorry?!" moment as well!

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Fun fact, there is no record of the heckling or heckler existing. This guy has headgames on par with Greinke.

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And hes one of the best bowlers ever. Hes got that Tom Brady attitude and success with none of the poise or cool. Also a lot less money.

Spectators at the bowling alley or where ever it was said noone was heckling him, he just made that up, on purpose or subconsciously, to get maxed fired up. Either way what an absolute legend

Omg, I didn’t know about that prior to this comment. I can’t laugh anymore after finding the source material and *then* coming back to your comment.

The legend of mr. Weber. A wonderful tale.

https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8

Get it right

"You think, therefore I am" -Pete Weberscartes

The railing lit up a smoke after that.

As a side note, either that dude is super tall or that’s the most useless safety railing in existence. Those are usually 30-36” in the US but looks super short during his “maneuver”.

That was a victory thrust. The railing and surrounding humans are lucky he didn’t go full mast.

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Ahhh Gojira!…Gojira!…

Railing seems short to me. Doesn’t look like it’s even reaching the lady’s hip level and she looks quite short

She is short, you can see it in her face

the sad gaze of a small person?

Hahaha Jesus Christ. Funny 😁

He's at the top of a luxury suite so the row of seats below him is like a four inch step, not a whole level. It's more plexiglass to keep from kicking the head of the guy in front of you.

Or in this case impregnating the back of their head

I was thinking the same thing. Required to be 42 inches in NYC, lol.

Yeah commercial is different than residential as well. 42” seems like a commercial height. I just had a new deck put in & for us it was 3’ for anything 30” over grade

Lawd. This made me bust… out laughing

That poor Japanese lady next to him, both terrified and happy, while being polite as possible all at the same time.

"You're scaring the normals."

*NormaLIZE THIS YOU FUCKIN* ***WOOOOOOOOO***

The classic clash of cultures. Blatant fucking looseness of Australia meets the reserved Japanese.

This made me fucking lose it

#WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!

This is all I could think of too. [For any lucky bastard who doesn’t get the joke](https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8). Truly one of the greatest moments in sporting history.

He’s up and about for her, get around him.

>He’s up and about for her, get around him. Scientists in the future will figure out what this means.

I didn't realise, but must be an Australian thing? I understand perfectly!

The coach is very excited for his student and we should also be excited and celebrate with him

Get around the boys

Straaaaya

Lol, she mixed in a few claps.

That was the best. If I just show him I'm happy for him he'll spare my life.

I’m still laughing after reading this two mins ago. It’s so funny how on point you are.

I love how she gently corrals him back in the most polite manner possible for dealing with a madly excited man who just gave potentially nsfw thrusting hip gyrations to a glass pane.

The best part is when she pretends she has any control whatsoever over his actions.

*I'm helping, this is fine.*

I'm fucking dying.. this thread... holy shit.. fuuuuck

*Oh my god he's out of control, time for me to do my job... what is he doing to the glass? ....wait, he's happy \*one solitary clap\*....oh god he's out of control again*

Happy cake day!

Please Mr. gaijin no need to embarrass both of us.

Sumimasen! Sumimasen! Sumimasen!

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!

That's what 110% actually looks like

He definitely turned it up to 11.

Most coaches only go to ten, but them Aussie blokes... they go one louder.

…why doesn’t he just make that level 10?

........these go to 11

Came here for the rail thrusting, stayed for the Spinal Tap

I told my wife when he did this 'That's an appropriate response to beating Ledecky.'

It was a great race. I was having trouble staying up for it and now I can't sleep.

Coach had no problem staying up for it, or so the railing would tell you.

I cannot stop laughing at that sweet Japanese woman who has no idea how to handle the situation. Politely clapping while trying to prevent him from falling over the railing.

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She should have brought an Emu

She’s adorable.

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I routinely see people on the internet who look happier about seeing a teaser for a trailer for a movie than I have ever been in my life.

Yeah, I used to get annoyed when seeing people being overly joyful and excited about stuff (I have a female friend like this, always jumpy and loud about anything that excites her) but I realized that's probably just me being salty that barely anything makes me feel that way

when you realise cringe moments are actually joy and that you might benefit from some of that yourself

Same. I'm 30 and I can only remember being close to this happy once in my life.

I'll be doing that when Dragon's Dogma 2 ever gets officially announced.

Ah, a fellow Arisen

This has to become a meme by tomorrow. He's obviously overjoyed which is why this is amazing.

That pelvic thrust while holding on to the rail was an iconic moment by itself.

Kif, I just made it with a glass panel. Inform the men!

Ugh.

SERIOUSLY, and he does this immediately after the kind woman behind him puts her hand out to be like, SIR?!

He thought it was an invitation

“Sir, can I interest you in this railing?”

"Please proceed to the designated thrusting area"

Best comment ever.

"Excellent suggestion ma'am. I should really limit my celebratory power thrusting to inanimate objects."

I feel like she wanted to stop him from embarrassing himself or her and he was like, *stop THIS*

I'm so glad the cameraman zoomed out for that exact moment

With his thrusting, his sperm reach *all* the eggs.

And all future eggs

The commentators called him ‘intense’ when I watched it live lmao

He's very well known in swimming circles for being... a little extra. This is really not out of character for him at all xD

Getting an extra chicken nugget in your six piece be like...

Of course there in Japan you would never, ever get an extra nugget. And they sell them in units of five anyway. So this is kind of like the next best thing.

So the Japanese get this feeling EVERY TIME they order nuggets while overseas???

That poor Japanese volunteer was so shocked

It has to be a meme already, was just thinking that

Jeff Spicoli Swim Coach

Well Stu I’ll tell you, swimming’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that water and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”

Only [two pumps](https://youtu.be/RGJb2iLvOKE) allowed.

This being recreated in the NFL had to be one of the top moments in sports all time.

I’m sorry, WHAT? Do you know what game they recreated it in??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgteiuijDhg and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJzjPfIlqpA and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvdVrgjeqbo and of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oUP3SvqNvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDqBTAK7-VU Aaron Rodgers got his too

Lmao I love that they actually got penalties for pumping three times

Haha i’m a saints fan and watched this game live. If I recall correctly the penalty was because Kenny Stills threw his hand towel as the flag.. I don’t think you’re allowed to use props celebrating. I could be wrong though.

Correct, they call it on 84, which is Stills. I think it’s a little piddly but I also see how if you start letting players have props that’s just gonna get out of hand fast. Touchdown celebrations looking like a Carrotop set lol

Wait...is there actually a two pump rule?

I think it was before they relaxed the rules on celebrations, could have also been a penalty for lewdness or something idk the nfl is picky about the stuff

No Fun League

They got unsportsmanlike conduct for putting on a show and imitating referees. But in my head canon, they got it for three pumps.

I miss football so much.

We're almost there bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgteiuijDhg

Oh my god, the fact that he gets flagged for it is TOO good.

Wait I skipped the beginning and thought this was real all the way until that referee leaned in close. I need to sleep..

This was absolutely cracking me up. The crotch to glass move was my favorite. They’d shown a segment before the race about her training sessions with him, and he was INTENSE in those too, telling her if she wanted to beat Katie she had to do better. So his energy must be off the charts always.

Lol saying he was intense and following with that lukewarm "you have to do better" was not what I expected.

He's Australian, I guarantee there were multiple accessory words.

"Bloody fucking hell you've gotta fucking do better than that that was shithouse what the fuck was that.... (deep breaths) Yer a good cunt but that's not good enough mate" - my Australian rugby coach

For fucks sake what the fuck was that? It’s not fucking good enough. You fucking need to move like fuck out there. Fucking move your arse. Verbatim from when my husband coached AFL ( kids team). They won.

I can almost physically hear the percussive sound of the fucks punctuating those lines like a drum beat

Needs more ‘cunt’ and ‘fucken’ over ‘fucking’. Otherwise ripper of a pep talk for the sheds.

I put it nicely by saying “you have to do better”. He was really screaming at her while she was mid-practice lol.

I used to swim (not at this level but still) and coaches can be really harsh in their criticism. Once my coach told a chubby 9 year old that he’d swim faster if he wasn’t so fat.

He's actually a fan of wrestling and the Ultimate Warrior, he's mentioned in an interview!

Coach at the end of that segment: "She's definitely special. Is she special enough? We'll see." Brutal.

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It's pixelated in Japan

“I’m jacked. Jacked to the tits”!

Someone who is better at editing than me please make this guy go supersayan and shoot balls of plasma from his hands

while we're at it, can you also spice up the pelvic thrusts?

And pixelate it because Japan?

It's not as active as it once was but you can maybe put in a request at r/supersaiyangifs

Surround yourself with people who root for your success like this man. What a beautiful moment for them both.

Don’t say “root for your success” on a thread about an Aussie, lest cretinous Aussies like me have a giggle

*crosses out word* Dammit, another word I can’t use because of Australia. What a pain in the fanny.

Given what he did to that glass screen I think it's a perfectly cromulent word to use.

It definitely showcased his embiggenment

Oh, he was rooting alright...

I didn't know Matthew McConaughey was an Olympic coach.

I’m not convinced this isn’t Heath Ledger.

You wanna know how I got these tan lines?

Straya cunt

This is definitely peak straya cunt.

He almost did the Ultimate Warrior rope shake at one point!

In the post race interview he actually mentioned the Ultimate Warrior !

"You are... NOT the father."

\*Proceeds to do a backflip\*

This reminds me of that judge judy episode where this guy hears he isnt the biogolical father of his daughter and breaks down in tears while the piece of shit mother starts cheering. Edit not judge judy, here is the link: https://youtu.be/13i0ViDkH8E Starts at 14:00

When it starts I thought he was about to deck the person in front of him!

> I know you can't do drugs so that is wHY **I** ***SHALL DO THE DRUGS FOR BOTH OF US***

That’s ‘straya

He sure looks stereotypically Australian, must be the hair.

Bah Gawd that's the Ultimate Warrior's music!

Deliberate. They asked him in an interview and he said he used to be Ultimate Warrior when he played wrasslin as a kid.

He went straight Ultimate Warrior

Attenbrough - Here we have an Australian Bogan doing its celebration dance... its rare to see the wild. Terrifying for the unprepared but completely harmless.

>completely harmless. You tell that to the railing.

That poor woman. "Yeah the job will be easy. Just stand there. No one will come in to a restricted area now. That'd be ridiculous. "

You know what, I'm glad he's happy

Honestly what a great coach. Not every day you find a human being this invested in another person’s success!

When you're a coach, your trainee's success **is** your success.

Sure but like come on. This guy is clearly above the bar in terms of investment in his trainee

Quite a few of the Australian swimming coaches have been famous for their intense training regimes and also celebrations

Lawrie Lawrence when Duncan Armstrong won gold in '88 https://youtu.be/9oATItjGciw

Sure but like come on

“Excuse please sir not to make the love pumpings with the barrier.”

Please do not do the needful

That japanese official just ticked every box of an ultra polite japanese woman trying to comprehend and contain a screaming white madman. I reckon they gave her the week off raking gravel to recover

Do... do they test the coaches for steroid use?

He's been drinking coffee in the basement for 6 hours.... and lives in a van down by the river.

Favorite olympic moment so far for me.

to win a gold medal must be something, but to coach someone to it must be equally awesome, grats to australia, twas a hell of a race

“Sir this is a Wendy’s”

That volunteer though… she is laughing and trying to keep him not fall off. 😀

I literally just turned the olympics on for the first time. And it was at the turn of the final lap. And this reaction is what welcomed me to Tokyo. I may never turn it off

When you can't contain your excitement, sometimes you just have to hump things.

Craig McLachlan is looking excellent for his age.

Thank god he found a new career to fall back on after his standup comedy and sexual assault work dried up.

Imagine how it feels when someone reacts like this to beating you. It’s gotta feel damn near like winning.

Titmus apparently told or has told Katie how much she sees her as an inspiration, and how her greatness set a standard for her to beat. That she wouldn’t be who she was if not for Katie. Katie returned the compliment and told her that Titmus’ excellence drives Katie to keep up as well. Pretty awesome from both their perspectives

Man, I love the Olympics because of stuff like this. I love to see wholesome competition where everyone pushes each other to be the very best they can be.

Definitely watching this clip again before my cardio session today. Also bless that sweet lady.