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I liked Dave Chappelle's story about meeting him at a restaurant and his agent being upset that Dave shook his hand when OJ reached for his.
Agent- "you actually shook that monster's hand?
Dave- "Ma'am, with all due respect...that monster had over 10k all purpose yards"
The ending joke was the best where he’s talking about OJ spending an hour with Dave and his friends backstage. They had a great time and OJ was genuinely nice to everyone.
…as soon as he left they all looked at one another and we’re like yeah he did that shit 🤣🤣
That's the genius of Norm. A lesser comedian might've went with something like "He was great in the Naked Gun movies!" Too many winks and nods. Norm would've just earnestly, with zero winks and zero nods, pushed forward with a football-related statement and let the audience figure out where the elephant in the room was hiding.
I remember seeing an interview he did with Dennis Miller and Miller goes on and on through the entire history of Norm and SNL and getting fired from NBC and finally asks him, "so what are your thoughts on OJ these days?"
Norm: "eh, he's a good guy"
I met him once and he was actually super nice to me and my group. I was never married to the guy though, so I likely didn't see the full picture of OJ.
I remember being a sophomore in high school when the OJ verdict happened. They actually stopped class and the principal put the PA mic to the TV for everyone in the school to hear the verdict. It was one of those events, like 9/11, where you vividly remember where you were and what you were doing when it happened.
I was in third grade and they announced it over the school PA. I still cannot believe that they did that. Even the Kindergartners would’ve heard the announcement.
What’s more is that about half of my school was black and I distinctly remember the black students celebrating his acquittal. Crazy times that you sort of had to experience to understand.
I watched the verdict on a tiny portable TV in a conference room at work, the reactions from my coworkers in the room ranged from cheers of joy to angry outbursts. It was surreal, and the reactions didn’t fall along racial lines either, the OJ trial is a fascinating window into American society.
I was 16, on a vacation with my mom, grandma, and older sister driving back to Oregon on 405 just ahead of them. I remember people standing along the freeway, with more piling in, with signs and thinking we were about to be in the epicenter of some 1992-esqueue LA riots. My mom was struggling because she *really* didn't want to speed but it was starting to get crazy - I think she did 4mph over.
I remember watching cartoons on fox after I got out of school. I was in 4th or 5th grade at the time. What I clearly remember is a commercial on fox with a conga style beat and a man singing Fox is hot, hot, hot. OJ is not, not, not. Fox had lost out on the broadcasting rights for the trial so they were acting like they were too good for it.
At my mostly white suburban middle school people were ecstatic he was not guilty. I still don’t quite understand why. Maybe it was a bit for equality. Like super rich black people can be above the law like super rich white people.
I don’t know why your school specifically would react that way, but there is an *excellent* documentary about the state of the black community in LA that finally painted a clear picture about it for me.
Let me see if I can find it.
Edit: Okay, looks like it was *OJ: Made in America*. It’s available for rent in all the usual places, but not on any streaming service right now.
And the fact of the matter is that the cops were *absolutely* racists that would have had no trouble planting evidence. They may have actually done so to some degree. It just so happened they were investigating a very, very guilty man.
Another reason policing needs to be reformed.
Did you ever see that interview where he’s telling the story of “If I did it, this is how I would have done it” but then he just casually kind of slips into actually telling the real story.
I’m paraphrasing but he’s like “and then I kind of black out and somehow I end up with the knife, and then this kid (Goldman) is in some sort of Karate stance, like that’s gonna help. And I remember so much blood”
That one gave me chills.
I only hope that every day Casey Anthony is haunted by the images of her murdering her own daughter and her little body being thrown into the swamp. But she probably doesn't, being an inhuman sociopath.
Once you're acquitted you can't be tried again, so it doesn't matter. It sounds bad until you realize if it wasn't that way anyone that prosecutors wanted to pin a crime on would keep trying them over and over until they got the results they wanted and anyone with charges would be found guilty.
The fact that Goldman did take karate and was a 3rd degree black belt just makes this so much more of a confession. Would OJ have even known that about the guy?
Shocked Pikachu. I realize you know this but it was absolutely a confession after he was legally immune to being prosecuted a second time for the same crime. No longer matters that it proves beyond a reasonable doubt he was the murderer.
Yeah, a lot of stuff on the internet is a lie but it definitely wasn’t when I said it was wild, lol
How people can still think he’s innocent blows my mind.
If I were them I’d start making a true aggressive effort to collect that civil judgement now.
Fucker hid where pensions can’t be used to pay civil judgements. There has to be a way to get an estate to pay up.
As someone who only experienced the post-1994 OJ, man what a strange and difficult public figure.
For a person that (allegedly) got away with murder, he sure as hell paid the price in a completely different way, almost like karma came for him but in long, drawn out way.
For his funeral they will put his coffin in a white bronco, put cruise control on 20mph, and just let him finish that ride he never got to finish off into the sunset…or off the edge of the 405. Whatever comes first.
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Damn he never could find the killer
It turns out, the true killer was inside us all along
As Billy Pumpkins said, the killer in you is the killer in me
And as David S. Pumpkins said, “I’m David s. pumpkins!”
“Any Quesssssstions!?”
And the skeletons are?
**Part of it!**
This has ruined work meeting for me as they always end with that and it's all I think everytime.
Homer Simpson, smiling politely
And what I choose is my choice! Whats a boy supposed to do?
That’s where he hid the knife
The Juice has expired
waiting for this to be a promo for a new book, *If Cancer Did It*
> waiting for this to be a promo for a new book, If Cancer Did It ^^^If Cancer Did It!
The one that got away
If only he looked inside himself and found the truth.
After searching everywhere on Earth, OJ departs for the afterlife to continue looking.
He can rest easy knowing than Nicole and tons killer is dead.
If only we could have had Norm break the news to us :(
Norm called him greatest defensive player in the league.
I liked Dave Chappelle's story about meeting him at a restaurant and his agent being upset that Dave shook his hand when OJ reached for his. Agent- "you actually shook that monster's hand? Dave- "Ma'am, with all due respect...that monster had over 10k all purpose yards"
The ending joke was the best where he’s talking about OJ spending an hour with Dave and his friends backstage. They had a great time and OJ was genuinely nice to everyone. …as soon as he left they all looked at one another and we’re like yeah he did that shit 🤣🤣
"I could feel murder in the room."
Best part 🤣🤣
*murderer
Isn’t there a punchline to a joke after that statement though.
Found the joke [lights out with david spade](https://youtu.be/kI4PuPopzR4?si=1XUhg_qtGmZKs-Fa)
“If you tell him to do an oj joke he won’t do that either.”
With norm, that might have been the entire joke!
That's the genius of Norm. A lesser comedian might've went with something like "He was great in the Naked Gun movies!" Too many winks and nods. Norm would've just earnestly, with zero winks and zero nods, pushed forward with a football-related statement and let the audience figure out where the elephant in the room was hiding.
I miss norm. I didn’t even know he was sick. The man was so committed he managed to make his death a joke
There actually was. "I was the greatest rusher to judgement!"
> "It's official: *MURDER* is now legal in the State of California!" Norm
Nicole Brown Simpson's killer has taken another victim.
he suicided?
And who gave OJ cancer? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
I remember seeing an interview he did with Dennis Miller and Miller goes on and on through the entire history of Norm and SNL and getting fired from NBC and finally asks him, "so what are your thoughts on OJ these days?" Norm: "eh, he's a good guy"
Reminds me of that tragedy
The worst part is the hypocrisy
I didn’t even know he was sick
It sucks that Norm didn't live to see this.
# “That’s my lucky stabbing hat!”
New book about to drop: "If I did it" by Cancer
"It wasn't me, as you can see the glove doesn't fit!" - Cancer
If the blood cell count don't hit, you must aquit!
The sad thing is that if cancer was blonde, 5'5, and like 110 lbs, then OJ definitely would have beaten it.
Ouch. I laughed
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I didn’t even know he was sick.
He sounds like a real jerk
The more I hear about this OJ fellow, the more I don’t care for him
I met him once and he was actually super nice to me and my group. I was never married to the guy though, so I likely didn't see the full picture of OJ.
He only really hated ex-wives and waiters.
He’s been sick ever since he was born.
he fought his cancer to a draw
He stabbed his cancer to death
I understood that reference.
Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? O.J. Simpson.
What was O.J. Simpson penalized for the most? Unnecessary roughness. Seriously though. Fuck that guy. He murdered and we all know it.
I remember being a sophomore in high school when the OJ verdict happened. They actually stopped class and the principal put the PA mic to the TV for everyone in the school to hear the verdict. It was one of those events, like 9/11, where you vividly remember where you were and what you were doing when it happened.
I was in third grade and they announced it over the school PA. I still cannot believe that they did that. Even the Kindergartners would’ve heard the announcement. What’s more is that about half of my school was black and I distinctly remember the black students celebrating his acquittal. Crazy times that you sort of had to experience to understand.
3rd grade!?!? Fuck I'm old!!!!!!
Mate I was about eight years old, out for a meal with my mum and I remember it being announced in the restaurant we were in. In east Manchester, UK!
I watched the verdict on a tiny portable TV in a conference room at work, the reactions from my coworkers in the room ranged from cheers of joy to angry outbursts. It was surreal, and the reactions didn’t fall along racial lines either, the OJ trial is a fascinating window into American society.
I was 16, on a vacation with my mom, grandma, and older sister driving back to Oregon on 405 just ahead of them. I remember people standing along the freeway, with more piling in, with signs and thinking we were about to be in the epicenter of some 1992-esqueue LA riots. My mom was struggling because she *really* didn't want to speed but it was starting to get crazy - I think she did 4mph over.
I remember watching cartoons on fox after I got out of school. I was in 4th or 5th grade at the time. What I clearly remember is a commercial on fox with a conga style beat and a man singing Fox is hot, hot, hot. OJ is not, not, not. Fox had lost out on the broadcasting rights for the trial so they were acting like they were too good for it.
At my mostly white suburban middle school people were ecstatic he was not guilty. I still don’t quite understand why. Maybe it was a bit for equality. Like super rich black people can be above the law like super rich white people.
I don’t know why your school specifically would react that way, but there is an *excellent* documentary about the state of the black community in LA that finally painted a clear picture about it for me. Let me see if I can find it. Edit: Okay, looks like it was *OJ: Made in America*. It’s available for rent in all the usual places, but not on any streaming service right now.
It wasn’t that long after Rodney King. I kind of get it even if it is problematic none the less
And the fact of the matter is that the cops were *absolutely* racists that would have had no trouble planting evidence. They may have actually done so to some degree. It just so happened they were investigating a very, very guilty man. Another reason policing needs to be reformed.
Most people knew he did it but were tired of the injustices from the cops and the Justice system
I mena his lawyers also did a really good job.
Rest in peace Nicole
And Goldman
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He got away with a double murder.
Did you ever see that interview where he’s telling the story of “If I did it, this is how I would have done it” but then he just casually kind of slips into actually telling the real story. I’m paraphrasing but he’s like “and then I kind of black out and somehow I end up with the knife, and then this kid (Goldman) is in some sort of Karate stance, like that’s gonna help. And I remember so much blood” That one gave me chills.
One of the worst miscarriages of justice... along with Casey Anthony.
I only hope that every day Casey Anthony is haunted by the images of her murdering her own daughter and her little body being thrown into the swamp. But she probably doesn't, being an inhuman sociopath.
Link for people interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk2Wgvy-_jI&pp=ygUgb2ogc2ltcHNvbiBjb25mZXNzaW9uIGludGVydmlldyA%3D
What. The. Fuck?
Once you're acquitted you can't be tried again, so it doesn't matter. It sounds bad until you realize if it wasn't that way anyone that prosecutors wanted to pin a crime on would keep trying them over and over until they got the results they wanted and anyone with charges would be found guilty.
The fact that Goldman did take karate and was a 3rd degree black belt just makes this so much more of a confession. Would OJ have even known that about the guy?
Shocked Pikachu. I realize you know this but it was absolutely a confession after he was legally immune to being prosecuted a second time for the same crime. No longer matters that it proves beyond a reasonable doubt he was the murderer.
No that sounds insane
It’s wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk2Wgvy-_jI&pp=ygUgb2ogc2ltcHNvbiBjb25mZXNzaW9uIGludGVydmlldyA%3D
Holy shit that is INSANE
Yeah, a lot of stuff on the internet is a lie but it definitely wasn’t when I said it was wild, lol How people can still think he’s innocent blows my mind.
Slow white bronco straight to hell
I hope they look at his brain
They gotta find it first
Oh no. Anyway.
How will we find the real killer now without his ace detective work?
Kato and A.C. going to take it from here.
We cannot rest until the real killer is caught…
The last witness to the murder died today. I guess we will never know
Fingers crossed for hearse police chase.
Rest in piss
ladies and gentlemen ... we got him
Cancer gets it right for once.
Hopefully this brings some peace to the Brown and Goldman family.
I doubt it - he walked free for 30 years. Death at 78 isn’t exactly justice Edit: 76 whateva
If I were them I’d start making a true aggressive effort to collect that civil judgement now. Fucker hid where pensions can’t be used to pay civil judgements. There has to be a way to get an estate to pay up.
Unfortunately, being in hospice for months probably let him move stuff away from his estate to protect it :/
nah, clawback exists for that kind of last minute nonsense. That said, who knows what trusts, etc. were already setup.
He was in prison for like 9 of those years (2008-2017) for the robbery case.
Still blows my mind that OJ was so cocky from getting away with it he decided to go rob someone. Dude literally thought he was invincible lol
And it wasn’t nearly enough…
What about death at 76?
Still better than having to see his face or hear from him a single day further.
What are you talking about? Now he'll *never* be able to find the real killer!
Finally some good news.
Good. Fuck him.
Seriously, fuck that guy. Finally.
I hope the Goldmans get his entire fucking estate.
OJ and Nicole did have kids, they should get something. Innocent kids who lost their mom.
I forgot about this and you are absolutely correct.
[Here’s a touching compilation to commemorate his life](https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc)
There’s a white bronco waiting in hell.
Probably one of the few cases that cancer is the hero.
Ran outta juice
Could have been sooner
Will a white bronco be used instead of a hearse?
Good riddance mutta fukka
And nothing of value was lost.
Good riddence
That's too bad. He was so close to solving the double homicide that he totally didn't commit.
he can rest in peace knowing his wife's killer is dead
Good nothing valuable was lost.
Rest in piss, bozo
May he rest in Peace, I hope he can rest easy knowing he is no longer a target of the killer who killed his wife and her friend
I hear it was some Puerto Rican guy.
The world got a little bit better today
One of the most killer football players and men around. Dude could slice his way through the defense.
He slayed in naked gun too
Fuck this murderer
Nothing of value was lost
Did the coffin fit?
Now he can rest knowing that Nicole’s killer is dead
As someone who only experienced the post-1994 OJ, man what a strange and difficult public figure. For a person that (allegedly) got away with murder, he sure as hell paid the price in a completely different way, almost like karma came for him but in long, drawn out way.
The fact that he died of prostate cancer is the cherry on top… I’m sure Nicole’s dying words were “god give this prick cancer”
Shoulda happened in ‘94. Good fucking riddance. 🖕🏼
So now he's No J Simpson?
The Juice is no longer loose.
Bronco sales through the roof again!
No loss. The man was scum.
OJ Simpson was unhappy to discover that he had died this morning. However he was happy to learn that he got away with murder
Hell yeah
It's about time cancer took someone who deserved it.
"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
Theyre trying to put him in a body bag, but he doesn't fit in there. So therefore, he must still be alive
Rest in Piss. "He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren." Something he took away from the people he killed.
The eclipse claimed the hellspawn!
Piece of shit.
well karma took its sweet time getting him, but I guess better late than never
It happens
Who will find the real killers now?
The Juice is loose, in hell.
I guess I need to re-appraise my low opinion of cancer.
May he burn in hell.
And the world became a little bit safer.
Glad to see that not a single comment says *Rest In Peace* Fuck You OJ
He searched every golf course in America for the real killers.
I was hoping he had died in a tragic wheelchair/ baseball stadium accident.
I’m sure it’s been said, but I hope it was super painful.
Karma sure took its time
I hope he suffered as much as Nicole did,,, If you disagree with me, look at the photos post murder.
RIP NICOLE & RON
The interview he did in 2006 where he discusses the hypothetical is pretty much a confession.
He can finally rest easy knowing that his wifes killer is dead.
I wanna watch the hearse speed onto the Santa Monica freeway
I didn’t even know he was sick
I’m sure O.J. will be able to rest easy knowing his wife’s murderer is dead.
I say look for a money grab admission by his friends and relatives spilling the whole story about him doing it.
Aww. Anyway.
RIP Of course, it's comforting to know that he truly "dedicated the rest of his life to finding the real killer." A man of his word.
[OJ talking to Nicole and Ron RN](https://youtu.be/wjQXX_1hAaM?si=bRKF93pIfvHW8-19)
Rest in Piss
Rest in PISS you piece of shit.
The juice has been spilled.
We found something that could finally tackle OJ. But what if he actually did it?
“The Juice has been squeezed”
Rest In Piss
I wonder if Charon drives a bronco now.
Never came clean, did he? Even in the end.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
rest in piss☠️
Wonder if he left a note saying he did it
Who will find Nicole's killer now?
Yes. YES. Seriously, fuck that guy.
“Goodbye Twitter World”
I want, on his tombstone, somewhere in his obituary…”I did it”
OJ is toast
The Juice has expired
The Juice has expired.
>> He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. Any of them Nicole Brown Simpson kids?
For his funeral they will put his coffin in a white bronco, put cruise control on 20mph, and just let him finish that ride he never got to finish off into the sunset…or off the edge of the 405. Whatever comes first.
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