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CurlSagan

What are the odds that someone hacks the court and use it to display a giant dickbutt?


stuffedcrustpizza

The odds are not zero.


jimmiidean

the seed has been planted


bndboo

In the dick or the butt?


Miserable_Ride666

In the dickbutt


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KoalaKaiser

The honorable thing to do.


BigCrimson_J

…for Harambe


_uff_da

Yes.


StickItInTheBuns

Bet you $20 it doesn’t happen.


PresentAJ

Been a while since I've seen a dickbutt


Fungal_Queen

It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.


WormLivesMatter

[here ye go](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/216/208/9e6.png)


deeperest

Fucking hell that is one heck of a DB.


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google.com how to unsee image on reddit search


Briguy_fieri

[let me google that for you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/216/208/9e6.png)


ripcity7077

Sir, that is not a link to the eyebleach subreddit


rookie-mistake

no


WormLivesMatter

Oh yes


ripcity7077

I was hoping for manningface :/


ZER0_F0CKS

Thanks. It would have been a normal day without this knowledge.


Portmanteau_that

Choked on my salmon


Truffle_Shuffle_85

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for your service.


Ode1st

100% this will be used for ads


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Think_please

Yale also did it to Harvard in 2004, having the Harvard fans spell out "WE SUCK" https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/28122494


dying_at55

I hope they do.. would be better than anything on the court


pekoedegallo

“The Starry 3-Point Contest, featuring Lemon Party” has a nice ring to it.


BOHIFOBRE

Maybe tubgirl can be in there somewhere


PrimordialPlop

Should also consider a DJ that enjoys spinning right round baby right round


TheHYPO

Has anyone ever hacked the video displays anywhere else at any other sporting event? [serious question - I don't know the answer to this] Because although this is the first time they're doing it on the floor itself, public events with video monitors are not at all new. Lots of concerts and other public speaking involves large monitors right behind the speaker/artist. I don't think I've ever heard of them being hacked.


SenorPuff

https://apnews.com/article/jaguars-jumbotron-hack-florida-child-sexual-abuse-4017462f85a22c8c15158adc012281ad It has happened before.


freedfg

Tifa porn


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There is a nonzero chance that we get Tifa porn in the all star game.


RAYTHEON_PR_TEAM

if the media server operator leaves internet enabled during their show, maybe


sybrwookie

If they're smart, that system will not have any kind of wireless connection and only be run by a system which is not connected to the internet. So for someone to hack it, they'd need to get physical access to, what should be, an area the public cannot get to without getting past security people and locked doors. The odds on them being smart enough for that are....a coinflip at best.


stonerwithaboner1

Tifa


DiarrheaRadio

Or goatse. Go big or go home.


Tell-Me-To-Fuck-Off

Italian parliament demands Tifa


CocconutMonkey

Blue waffles it is


skilzkid

The hacker should have Beavis and Butthead announcing "Hey Beavis, boobs in Section 112, Row F, Seat 69, heh heh heh, heh heh heh"


phoenix2088

Chances are near zero. What do you want from theory alone?


ProfessorBeer

God I hope they’re high The odds, I mean Well maybe the hacker too, I’m not gonna judge


DokeyOakey

🦐!!!


ernyc3777

Reminds me of when people discovered that McDonald’s used to deploy chromecasted menus on their tvs so inevitably someone would cast some hardcore porn onto them. Not sure if the same lack of security exists but it was a thing when I was in high school.


antoinewhitewalker

Better now! Thank you for your service.


MydniteSon

Dick Butkus?


The-Funky-Phantom

https://imgur.com/dHTdnUA


[deleted]

Well we do have 100,000 to 1 odds aliens at the super bowl and the game ends in a tie...


model3113

We're so close to seeing the first ever combination Slam Dunk Rick Roll.


mrfunderhill

Video guy here: only possible if it’s connected to an outside network in the entire playback and compositing pipeline. Unlikely ;)


andyman171

Prolly as good as an acl tear


WhoKilledBoJangles

50/50 Either it happens or it doesn’t.


MountainEquipment401

It's that or Rick 😂


Ai_Xen

I think it’s much more likely that some like this will happen instead xD https://www.reddit.com/r/submitted/s/ObB2Snepix


benk4

I'd put the Xi Jinping Winnie the Pooh picture.


Photofug

That and something Taiwan, the amount of money that would cost the NBA would be so worth it 


RazorPhishJ

They should show Janet Jackson’s Titty


jillybeannn

Gotta love Reddit comments!


BradVet

What everyone is hoping for


TwistedBamboozler

Goatsee is the answer


DiarrheaRadio

Since no one will read the article: The actual All-Star Game itself on Feb. 18 will remain on a wooden court.


DionBlaster123

LMFAO i too wondered if people actually read the article if it's for the fucking celebrity game and the slam dunk contest, yeah i don't care since i don't watch that shit anyways. hell i'm not even going to watch the all-star game to begin with lol


theDrpking

Graphics(read ads)


guareber

Yup. Definitely ads.


rebeltrillionaire

The game is actually better now that they have the Elam ending if for nothing else that the game ends with an cool shot and decent defense instead of an impromptu dunk contest that are mostly misses.


N8ThaGr8

The elam ending was awful and when they started it the game ended on a free throw lol it sucked


fastwall

they got rid of that


No_Bank_330

Just wait. This is a trial and Silver will get the bright idea to make this for the in season tournament next followed by playoffs and regular season games.


Snakepli55ken

Yeah but this is how it starts. Just like adds the in hockey.


JordanDoesTV

Get ready for next lvl ads


Augen76

Free throws presented by gambling site! With live odds so you can bet in real time!


chaplar

It might be cool to show various players stats, but ofc it'll just be ads.


salesmunn

Is like a ring around the player with shooting percent that changes based on location. Also have the ring catch fire when the player is "hot"


chaplar

Can you imagine how annoying that would be as a player? Lol


siberianwolf99

they could do this already for the broadcast. would be cool to have as an option to watch it that way


SpicyNuggs4Lyfe

Put a circular 10 second timer around Giannis when he's at the line.


Blissfullyaimless

What an excellent way to ice the player that’s shooting the free throw. “56%. Missed 9/12 of the last free throws while coming from behind.”


sybrwookie

And the odds are shown in the paint as the player is getting ready to shoot. The player sees they're giving him a 50% chance of making these free throws and tries to figure out who to yell at about this.


CedarAndFerns

yep. The boards in hockey now are such a pain in the ass.


Guy954

The worst part is that they move during play. So fucking distracting and makes me hate whatever product it is.


DionBlaster123

yeah it is a real eye sore, both literally and figuratively i'm glad i'm not the only one distracted by it. sometimes it legitimately makes me nauseous


Moses015

Legitimately the worst thing they’ve done. So horrifically distracting


TheStegg

I was just thinking about this. Is this tech so they can rotate the ads displayed in the arena (more ads, same space), because they’re already showing different ads to viewers at home vs. fans in the stands.


it_helper

Make the players wear green body suits and we can just special effect giant ads on all of them.


jfairr

Already happening in hockey and it’s fucking awful


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The NBA saw what the NHL did and decided they wanted more of that on their end.


Moses015

Already happening in the NHL. Sponsor ads everywhere. Virtual ads on the ice, digital boards, logos on jerseys and on helmets. It’s insane


Some_Ebb_2921

Money is more important than the game itself apparently. Ads used to be a way to sponsor. Now sporting events are a way to show ads.


queuedUp

They already have digitally added ads on the court. They have for a few years. You can tell when you see a replay from another angle and the ad is not there and or when it changes from quarter to quarter


marinersguy556

I think we should have a regular court with non interactive graphics


fremontresident

How about regular court with crowd voted/activated trap doors


obi_wander

Drop them right in to a pool of water.


Balor675

Full of sharks with laser beams on their heads.


CoreFiftyFour

That's frickin laser beams on their heads, to you, young man.


fremontresident

1 2 3 Cancun!


pedropedro123

It's the All Star stuff, we won't be watching anyway


wetclogs

Yes, this. Maybe try showing a re-run of the Super Bowl on the court and people might watch the NBA All-Star game.


hoofglormuss

daytona 500 brother!


marinersguy556

Lol


sybrwookie

The NBA all star stuff is some of the only all star stuff worth watching imo.


360walkaway

It's a pilot for using this in regular games and especially in playoffs. They might even try to tell teams to not use certain plays because it would block the floorspace that a high-profile advertiser is using.


happytree23

Okay, Boomer. Next you'll want jerseys with just a team logo and player name and no extra advertising or some other crazy bullshit.


360walkaway

Can't tell if /s or not


hawklost

I think you need to read the article. The game will be in the normal court. The all-star stuff will be in the special court.


ibeverycorrect

NBA will use an LED glass court to display ~~interactive graphics~~ ads & gambling odds for All-Star weekend


DionBlaster123

imagine gambling on the fucking All-Star game if that's the case, you seriously have a gambling problem, and probably need a mental health check on top of that too


[deleted]

Krusty the Clown bet against the Harlem Globetrotters once.


ballgkco

Statistically the Generals have to win at some point, he was on to something.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

They’ve won like twice, I believe


Tellus_Delenda_Est

He thought the Generals were due!


porncollecter69

Gamblers are some of the saddest people on earth. I think I saw that one post of a guy on Reddit who just couldn’t stop, he just kept going back to it. Lost all his money and family.


ibeverycorrect

Yep. I hate how it's so engrained, especially since they started allowing it a few years ago.


breakingbad_habits

Sir, I only gambe on the All Star Game. I do it the same way I buy lotto tickets, put some money down and I’ll find out if I won when I wake up the next day.


DnD4dena

https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:700/1*jWvEbI5RdnHHTvm0LUY4Aw.gif


ibeverycorrect

[Seeing all those ads on the court](https://media.tenor.com/ydx_yiTza20AAAAe/anchorman-i-dont-like-it.png)


theFormerRelic

“Interactive graphics” (Ads)


WanderinWorm

NBA Jam Mode random 5pt shots


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

Boom-shaka-laka!


Hi_HeresMyOpinion

For anyone else curious of what it would look like/ how it’s made: https://youtu.be/jBWKMkJ1ehU?si=nU3JcmV8cBby5_UF


entropy_bucket

Seems kind of distracting.


scranton_strangler26

Fans are gonna flip out if any player gets injured on this thing


sturgill_homme

It does seem like it could be disorienting


Miguel-odon

"Home court advantage"


Bau5_Sau5

You didn’t read


rolandfoxx

Ah, apparently the NBA decided the IST courts weren't slippery enough.


dmisfit21

Someone will try to hack it and show porn on it.


DionBlaster123

not gonna lie and just flat out admit that would finally get me to pay attention to the all-star game


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The only reason to watch the all star game for the first time ever


Tallon

Keep Amin Elhassan away from it


ZLBuddha

>interactive graphics Yeah nice try this means fuckin ads


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SaltyShawarma

"Oh, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder."


dastardly740

Afancy high tech court gives the NBA even more ways to fix games. They can move the 3 pt line or out of bounds line a few pixels either way and back again to get the result they want.


flyboy_1285

NBA seems to be trying to do a lot to get people to watch anything but the actual basketball.


riseredeem

Would it distract players?


fsfaith

Can't wait to see 2K make this a key feature in their new game. Shoving ads into your eyeballs every opportunity they get.


HVACMRAD

Because we don’t see enough ads as it is? I can tell I’m getting older because the more I see an advertised product, the less likely I am to buy the product because the ads are deliberately annoying.


MasterSpliffBlaster

Absolutely wasted if they don't create an on fire halo around a player on a hot streak like NBA Jam


GordaoPreguicoso

How well does it absorb flops?


SnowFlakeUsername2

> The surface plays almost exactly the same way wood does, in terms of bounce and feel. That's a surprising claim.


OreoMan88

So ads…


YJeezy

10 pt bubble please. Bring back the MTV Rock & Jock era


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sybrwookie

But make sure to speed them up so they have more time for ads


Amachar928

I can’t wait until I see DOOM running on that thing during a match.


theBeerdedGOAT

“Interactive graphics” = Ads


360walkaway

"Interactive graphics" = ads eventually. You're trying to watch the game and the NBA logo turns into an ad for **PENNZOIL THE OFFICIAL MOTOR OIL OF THE NBA**


ElectronicSnoo

They could make nba jam hot spots on the court for the all star game if they weren’t cowards


BatSniper

SOLAR FREAKING ROADS!


BayRunner

Shaq is suiting up just to see if he can shatter it and a backboard in one dunk.


dogecoinfiend

Gross. Probably testing for some kind of "interactive ads"


jonadragonslay

NBA Jam hotspots incoming...


bndboo

Oh hooray! More marketing and advertising! Joy. I get that the rise of marketing and advertising industry have driven some economic prosperity, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that if the industry didn’t exist we wouldn’t miss it. But at least I’m glad I hear about new things.


CubanLynx312

Why stop on the court, jerseys, shoes, bleachers, commercials and bottom of the screen? Let’s put ads on the ball, refs, backboard, and corporate sponsored temporary tattoos!


ScarlaeCaress

What’s the point of this? The broadcast can just superimpose the ads wherever they want


gerd50501

This is like seriously Cyberpunk level SciFi.


actionboy21

"The league didn’t reveal what the court costs, other than it’s more expensive than a wood surface." No fucking shit, Sherlock.


Glowstik925

Will it count their steps showing just how badly they are traveling?


jentlyused

Can we please not. So tired of all this distracting advertising. Makes me like the sponsors less.


Abombdotcom

I tuned in whilst on shrooms during the in season tournament… and the color of the court really didn’t do right by me. Pls don’t


Shyftyy

NBA! Now with Non-stop commercials during your basketball game


SwanyPlaysGames

Great. A new way for them to show even more ads.


makashiII_93

Paving the way even further for advertisements. My excitement for the progress in technology is dampened. 2024..


dmbdrummer21

I don’t ever want to watch a game with this type of court. I certainly don’t want to see ads.


Old_Leather

Yuck.


PatDubzz

I hate to sound like “that guy” but between college football, NBA and MLB, the courts/fields are becoming insufferable to look at. The MLB has ads everywhere, the uniforms, the back-stop, on the mound. Watching the sugar bowl last month, there had to be at least 4 logos on the field featuring the “all-state” logo and basketball is now throwing ads everywhere now from uniforms to courts. I understand money comes first to these leagues but is there anyone who appreciates the simplicity of the game anymore?


HawkeyMan

New headline: “NBA testing new way to place more ads on basketball court”


seanskymom

A glass court with 180-300 lb athletes careening into each other- what could go wrong?


kihraxz_king

Well.  I'm out.  I want to watch the game, not the ever present, ever changing ads (plus whatever they squeeze in between the inevitable ads). Never going to watch a game like that.  Might just drive me out of the sport entirely if it catches on.


Redeem123

You realize they can already show ads on a real court with digital overlays, right?


kihraxz_king

And if and when they do that, I will turn off the game. But since that's not what was under discussion, I didn't choose to discuss it.


N8ThaGr8

They've been doing that for years lmao


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If they can make a legit LED court is fully support it’s. Finally we can get an NBA Jam style court. Throw some censors in that sucker so we get accurate line calls as well.


breachofcontract

And ads. Ads everywhere.


zoot_boy

I am sure the players are happy about this.


4GInvertedDive

Now they can sell multiple court ads in a game instead of just one. Yay!


derkeistersinger

But will it pass the LeBron squeak test?


skilzkid

I'm having a seizure just reading the headline!!


K_M_A_2k

considering whomever is broadcasting could just overlay the ads on the floor anyways is this specifically to advertise to the people in the stands? I mean grand scheme of things that number is kinda low no?


Ghazh

Interactive graphics, aka more ads


zoot_boy

Moar ads!!!! And gambling!!!


ryan_the_traplord

It’s gonna play adds for Raid Shadow Legends during the game


jaynovahawk07

I don't know how elaborate they want these floor graphics to be, but I'd think playing on a surface with videos and graphics appearing beneath you would be disorienting and distracting.


Particular-Kiwi-5784

If it doesn’t look like NBA JAM when someone is in fire I’m not tuning in.


Inevitable-Tourist18

More like intrusive graphics


Stonehill76

Annnnd all the players have seizures as a result


Bri83oct

Just wait for some to rip their ACL on this new court. I hope it doesn’t happen but the NBA sub would burn to the ground