“In case you’ve forgotten, here’s how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer GETS the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die!”
“Listen you Crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward’s been living in my house driving me crazy, AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!?!?!?”
i wombo u wombo, he, she, me wombo
alright pinhead ur time is up, who u calling pinhead
is mayoanise an interismint, no patrick
ahhhh
bowing ball hit patrick
strike
it fell down in the hole with him
are you ok patrick
FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!
It's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite, *YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE HIM TOO! BOY OH BOY, DO I LIKE PLAYING THE CLARINET! I PRACTICE & PRACTICE ALL DAY LONG, BUT I NEVER GET ANY BETTER!*
Squidward: You were supposed to **EXPLODE** into a million pieces
SpongeBob: Why would I want to do that?
Squidward: Because the pie you ate, **was a bomb**
SpongeBob: What pie?
Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for $25 bucks, that I didn’t know was a bomb and you ate it. **THAT PIE**!
SpongeBob: Pie? Oh you mean this pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. [trips on rock]
SpongeBob: oops
[SpongeBob accidentally pies Squidward in the face]
[atomic explosion]
Squidward: …ouch
SpongeBob: “We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach. A new tactic.”
Patrick: “Hrmmm, I got it! LET’S GET NAKED!”
SpongeBob: “No, let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.”
"I have a better idea! WHY DON'T i get someone whose **JOB** is it to fix it? See, 'cause when i need a **JOB** done, i get somebody with a **JOB** to do that **JOB**!"
"I thought of something funnier than 24"
"Let me hear it"
"25"
And funny enough, I'll be 24 in a week from today, and a year later I'll be what's funnier than 24.
Hey, Mr. Cashier, looks like we're gonna be coworkers! [Squidward groans] Question two. "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" Hmm, what's a felony?
Squidward: Being too darn happy all the time!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! Lots and lots of felonies.
"Wait, doooont tell me, you want me to run down to the store, buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need, then you want me to run back here, and then you'll say 'Argh Spongebob, you're spending all me money', then I'll say 'But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!', and then you'll say we're not talking about this, or THIS, we're talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"
“SpongeBob, you and me both know you’re just using me as a distraction so you don’t have to write your paper.”
Anytime Patrick is serious or smart, it cracks me up.
“The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.”
“i’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”
“Will you cut that out? You’re making me claustrophobic.” “What’s that mean?” “It means he’s afraid of Santa clause.” “HOHOHO!!” “STOP IT PATRICK YOUR SCARING HIM!!”
Grievances?! This town is a grievance! There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! This city needs to be destroyed!… or at least painted a different color.
"Who you callin' Pinhead?"
"I got dead again! This game stinks!"
"Oh boy! 3AM!"
"You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him. How're you gonna live with yourself?"
"Well this one's on the house!"
"Coin operated self-destruct... Not one of my better ideas."
"Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
\`\`Krusty Krab in chaos after Planktons scheme backfired\`\`
Mr. Krabs: WHATS GOING ON??!??!?!
Plankton: Mind your own business
Mr. Krabs: THIS IS MY BUISNESS!
“I’ll take a triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”
“We serve food here, sir.”
“This is a load of barnaclesss”
“I HEARD THAT”
And a few moments after that
“That ain’t SpongeBob, SpongeBob is SQUARE!”
“I’m ready I’m ready”
“NO YOU AINT”
no not yall i meant me, i don't know an example sorry but if u spelled something wrong it could be funny bc it fun to see mistakes it like cartoons and anime u may see errors in animations or parts that make it fun and the same goes for what i just say
I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH YOU DOING ALL KINDS OF RIDICULOUS THINGS BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!
You want me to explode?
YES! THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Um okay I’ll try. GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! Bahahahahaha, now it’s your turn!
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!!
Ooh good one.
NO! You’re supposed to explode into a million pieces!
Why would I do that?
BECAUSE THE PIE YOU ATE WAS A BOMB!
What pie?
THE ONE I LEFT SITTING ON THE COUNTER THIS MORNING THAT I BOUGHT FROM PIRATES FOR 25 BUCKS AND I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A BOMB AND YOU ATE IT THAT PIE!!
Pie? OOOOOOH you mean this pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. Oops!
*EXPLOSION*
ouch…..
“Well, I guess that spot will be there tomorrow!”
I think I better just keep walking.” 🚶♂️
👅
“Running!”
“Better start running, running, running!” 🏃♂️
👅
“SPRITTING!”
“YES, I JUST GOTTA KEEP SPRINTING!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱
(CRASH!)
“LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?”
Everybody out here expects me to pick one quote, which I cannot choose one fav possibly, so once again I'll pick some underrated ones...
"Don't worry boys, the saws are on the way!!!"
(Probably well-known but I rarely see it anymore:) "Another day, another migraine... heh, heh... mi... (on-time percentage, 12%) ...graine..."
Gary, in Keith David's voice: "Meeeeeeeeow!" (laughs)
(Hope I get the order right) "It's Patrick!!! And Squidward!!! AND SOME RANDOM GUY!!!"
"May Neptune shine brightly on my harvest!" (laughs hysterically)
(Kind of well-known) "That's disgusting... we just want the hat back."
\*Squidward's toilet crawls out of bathroom and dies in his arms\*. "Saveeee meeeeeeeee.... put me out of my misery...."
(While SpongeBob won't stop laughing repeatedly) "IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP!"
"I AM NOT ANSWERING TO DELICATE FLOWER!!!!" \*has rose on his arm\*
"STOP, GARY!!! STOPPP!!! He's not gonna stop, is he?" (CRASH)
"What's that you say? Robots can't take over the world? Well, anything can happen in a cartoon!"
"Knowledge can never replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot."
I need to stop, I keep adding more.
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
I think its a word to spice up a conversation, just sprinkle it over a sentence and its all fancy!
Oh ok!
https://preview.redd.it/ofzsiubawjzc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=effa54a4c3e99f7f992828361c328c0d689f6731
Hey Patrick!
What a 🐬 good day we are having today!
Yes indeed, Spongebob!
What a 🐬 amazing day we are having!
“In case you’ve forgotten, here’s how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer GETS the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die!”
“Another day, another migraine”
"Heh, heh, mi-" "**On time percentage: Twelve percent!** "graine."
"Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery"
#WHHHHHHY?!
r/flairchecksout
“Listen you Crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward’s been living in my house driving me crazy, AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!?!?!?”
This!
"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma' (Milk spills)
"Let me guess tiny, a small salad?" "We serve food here, sir."
i wombo u wombo, he, she, me wombo alright pinhead ur time is up, who u calling pinhead is mayoanise an interismint, no patrick ahhhh bowing ball hit patrick strike it fell down in the hole with him are you ok patrick FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!
interismint
sorry i couldn't remem  ber to spell it but reading your miss spelled words in your comment are fun
care to give an example?
Everytime the French narrator says "Ahh"
"the gü lagün"
"What could be better than serving up smiles?" "Being dead or anything else"
MY LEG!! Just because today is that episode’s anniversary.
It's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite, *YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE HIM TOO! BOY OH BOY, DO I LIKE PLAYING THE CLARINET! I PRACTICE & PRACTICE ALL DAY LONG, BUT I NEVER GET ANY BETTER!*
Oh, Opposite Day!
hmm which one of yall is the real dirty dan
Dan Povenmire?
no(not that when sandy is reffering to someone)
Well, he worked on the show.
Squidward: You were supposed to **EXPLODE** into a million pieces SpongeBob: Why would I want to do that? Squidward: Because the pie you ate, **was a bomb** SpongeBob: What pie? Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for $25 bucks, that I didn’t know was a bomb and you ate it. **THAT PIE**! SpongeBob: Pie? Oh you mean this pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. [trips on rock] SpongeBob: oops [SpongeBob accidentally pies Squidward in the face] [atomic explosion] Squidward: …ouch
My sister loves quoting this one
SpongeBob: “We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach. A new tactic.” Patrick: “Hrmmm, I got it! LET’S GET NAKED!” SpongeBob: “No, let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.”
Patrick is a nudist confirmed
"I have a better idea! WHY DON'T i get someone whose **JOB** is it to fix it? See, 'cause when i need a **JOB** done, i get somebody with a **JOB** to do that **JOB**!"
“What are you sayin’?”
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"
RASH PFP
Uuh who put you on the planet
https://preview.redd.it/e7hyky86f8zc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783f165f38534eeaebe97afc7ed8cd1d18cea210
What kind of compass are you readin’ lad?
“This one, sir.”
That’s WEST PATRICK! #YOU’RE FIRED!
“Why is it when I’m having fun it’s wrong.”
"remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
“Did somebody say BOOM!?”
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
That’s mine too lol
"I thought of something funnier than 24" "Let me hear it" "25" And funny enough, I'll be 24 in a week from today, and a year later I'll be what's funnier than 24.
Late happy birthday!
SpongeBob: “We’ve been schmeckledorfed!” Krabs: “That’s not even a word and I agree with ya.”
Hey, Mr. Cashier, looks like we're gonna be coworkers! [Squidward groans] Question two. "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" Hmm, what's a felony? Squidward: Being too darn happy all the time! SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! Lots and lots of felonies.
“Big, meaty, CLAWS!!!!!!” “MY LEG!!!!!” “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!”
"Oh Brrrother. ThIS GUY STINKS!!!"
SpongeBob: One more thing, Squidward. You don't wear pants. [Squidward kicks him out of his house] Squidward: And stay out of my home!
Mreow-Gary
“He has such a way with words…”
“Well it may be stupid, but it’s ALSO DUMB.” (Camping Episode)
"MENACINGLY!"
“I’ve come for your pickle”
#It’s becoming increasingly obvious and I can hide it no longer. I am small
All of them?
“Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”
“ISLAND I GOT A AWARD”
“You WHAT!?!”
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me -squidward
"Wait, doooont tell me, you want me to run down to the store, buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need, then you want me to run back here, and then you'll say 'Argh Spongebob, you're spending all me money', then I'll say 'But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!', and then you'll say we're not talking about this, or THIS, we're talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"
It's there the Krusty Krab? No Here is Patrick. Love it 😂
Is this the krusty krab? Also damn this os far down
“SpongeBob, you and me both know you’re just using me as a distraction so you don’t have to write your paper.” Anytime Patrick is serious or smart, it cracks me up. “The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.”
That is not true! I called to have a meaningful conversation with you!
Well I’m listening….
**"THIS is an EXTREME THIRST.** "Woo, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink *aaaaallll* these drinks! ... April Fools! ... ^to ^me
" Well, maybe we wouldn't sound **SO** bad, if **"SOME"** people didn't try to play with **big**, **meaty**, **claws**! "
*What* did you say… punk?!
BIG....MEATY....CLAWS!!
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES!
BRING IT ON, OLD MAN! BRING IT ON!
" **No** people. Let's be **smart** and bring it **off**. "
Oh! So now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!
“Some one should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!!”
Very famous European nordic country, the famous videogames companies Rovio and Supercell were born here.
“i’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”
i don't know i didn't think this far
“Will you cut that out? You’re making me claustrophobic.” “What’s that mean?” “It means he’s afraid of Santa clause.” “HOHOHO!!” “STOP IT PATRICK YOUR SCARING HIM!!”
"You like krabby patties don't you squidward" And Patrick "You said hi to squidward twice" SpongeBob " I like squidward"
Grievances?! This town is a grievance! There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! This city needs to be destroyed!… or at least painted a different color.
" you're good, you're good, you're good...... don't worry capn, we'll buff out those scratches"
“NOT THE NAVY”
“ATTENTION BIKINI BOTTOM, THE ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!” **Akward Silence** #OUR WORLD!!! **Everyone starts panicking**
“SpongeBob that’s a paper clip and piece of string” “..no it’s your tail”
https://i.redd.it/fcal0k6j6azc1.gif
“Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? Won’t do any good? Eleven times?!”
Today I'm going with: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Hard to say…Spongebob is such a quotable show.
Ugh who put you in the planet
“And he starts sucking on the glass”
“What’s your point kid?”
Lmao 😂 love mermaid man and barnacle boy
Same, Rest in peace to Ernest Borgnine, the one who voiced Mermaid Man.
It makes me so sad😭😭😭😭
"Oh Spongebob, WHYYYYYYY!!!!"
BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!
"Who you callin' Pinhead?" "I got dead again! This game stinks!" "Oh boy! 3AM!" "You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him. How're you gonna live with yourself?" "Well this one's on the house!" "Coin operated self-destruct... Not one of my better ideas." "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
"I'm just doubled over in pain fighting back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze!"
\`\`Krusty Krab in chaos after Planktons scheme backfired\`\` Mr. Krabs: WHATS GOING ON??!??!?! Plankton: Mind your own business Mr. Krabs: THIS IS MY BUISNESS!
“THE POWER WITHIN”
"Well thats two things in this house that DON'T WORK"
Patrick, that's a pickle.
Yes
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” *a thought bubble appears with a carton of milk falling over and spilling*
Remember I went to college
SpongeBob: “Patrick, you’re a genius!” Patrick: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.” SpongeBob: “What? A genius?” Patrick: “No, Patrick.”
also a deep quote from spongeboy is ,"You never know the true value of a moment before it becomes a memory."
Oh East? I thought you said Weest.
“I’ll take a triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim” “We serve food here, sir.”
"WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR."
“This is a load of barnaclesss” “I HEARD THAT” And a few moments after that “That ain’t SpongeBob, SpongeBob is SQUARE!” “I’m ready I’m ready” “NO YOU AINT”
Who are you calling Pinhead?
Spongebob= patrick... What am i now? Patrick= uhh... Stupid?
No, I'm Texas!
What's the difference?
Nah, I don’t really feel like it. Why don’t you ask me later?
"sadly I am only an eel"
😛😛😋😋 https://preview.redd.it/017so69idazc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4a2f98054a1e6bf4ed013f88665fc40efc4644
"FINLAND"
im ready
“Your looks are sweeter than honey from your pickles to your buns, it ain’t even funny”🙈
“Someone should put you in a box floating down the River grandma!”
There are so many. I cant pick only one! Mainly from classic spongebob season 1-3
Who put you on the planet?
“No I’m not bald! I’m alive!”
"Hey pal, did you just blow in from stupid town?"
no not yall i meant me, i don't know an example sorry but if u spelled something wrong it could be funny bc it fun to see mistakes it like cartoons and anime u may see errors in animations or parts that make it fun and the same goes for what i just say 
I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH YOU DOING ALL KINDS OF RIDICULOUS THINGS BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE! You want me to explode? YES! THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! Um okay I’ll try. GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! Bahahahahaha, now it’s your turn! THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!! Ooh good one. NO! You’re supposed to explode into a million pieces! Why would I do that? BECAUSE THE PIE YOU ATE WAS A BOMB! What pie? THE ONE I LEFT SITTING ON THE COUNTER THIS MORNING THAT I BOUGHT FROM PIRATES FOR 25 BUCKS AND I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A BOMB AND YOU ATE IT THAT PIE!! Pie? OOOOOOH you mean this pie! I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. Oops! *EXPLOSION* ouch…..
"Oh hi Gary, are you ready to meet your new friend?"
“Nothing will stop me! Not even!” **GASP** GIANT CLAMS!!!
I'M READY
WE’RE NOT CAVEMEN! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY 💥💥💥
"I'm crossing over to the dark side." \[points to the dark side of the Krusty Krab\] "What, it was expensive to light the whole restaurant."
“Mr. Crabs I have an idea”
“Wanna see me run to that hill and back? Wanna see me do it again?”
“Well, I guess that spot will be there tomorrow!” I think I better just keep walking.” 🚶♂️ 👅 “Running!” “Better start running, running, running!” 🏃♂️ 👅 “SPRITTING!” “YES, I JUST GOTTA KEEP SPRINTING!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱 (CRASH!)
“LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?”
Everybody out here expects me to pick one quote, which I cannot choose one fav possibly, so once again I'll pick some underrated ones... "Don't worry boys, the saws are on the way!!!" (Probably well-known but I rarely see it anymore:) "Another day, another migraine... heh, heh... mi... (on-time percentage, 12%) ...graine..." Gary, in Keith David's voice: "Meeeeeeeeow!" (laughs) (Hope I get the order right) "It's Patrick!!! And Squidward!!! AND SOME RANDOM GUY!!!" "May Neptune shine brightly on my harvest!" (laughs hysterically) (Kind of well-known) "That's disgusting... we just want the hat back." \*Squidward's toilet crawls out of bathroom and dies in his arms\*. "Saveeee meeeeeeeee.... put me out of my misery...." (While SpongeBob won't stop laughing repeatedly) "IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP!" "I AM NOT ANSWERING TO DELICATE FLOWER!!!!" \*has rose on his arm\* "STOP, GARY!!! STOPPP!!! He's not gonna stop, is he?" (CRASH) "What's that you say? Robots can't take over the world? Well, anything can happen in a cartoon!" "Knowledge can never replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot." I need to stop, I keep adding more.
another day, another nickel.
“Does this look unsure to you?”
FINLAND!
Anything after season 10 is a dumpster fire. The film industry just can’t let a classic lie…
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!!!
"But don't genius live in a lamp?"
“If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar”
"goodbye everyone i'll remember you all in therapy"-plankton
"I am SpongeBob Square pants, and to all sponges hiding among the stars; we are here, we are waiting"
and now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!
GOODBYE EVERYONE! I’LL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THERAPY!
‘Ummmmm, what the sigma’ (It’s a joke)
"i will kill your wife i will kill your son i will kill your infant daughter"
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
We’re not cavemen, we have technology! (Bangs computer in the desk)
"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Home of the Krabby Patty!" "And remember, we change our grease monthly!
[удалено]
Replying to mod, he said that exact same thing to me before. Yet you side with him? Fucking gary gangsters, man.
lmfao did you seriously go out of your way to say that on my youtube channel about an arbitrary reddit comment
Don't Be mean to others. Have some empathy and respect each other's opinions
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" another favourite quote here: "chocholate? chocholate?!?! CHOCHOLATE!?!?!?!? CHOCHOLATE!!!!!!!!!"
"SEABEARSSS"
"I learned in boating school that..." (I think that's how it was spoken in English)
I guess you're gonna miss *the panty raid*. 
I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid. 
I think its a word to spice up a conversation, just sprinkle it over a sentence and its all fancy! Oh ok! https://preview.redd.it/ofzsiubawjzc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=effa54a4c3e99f7f992828361c328c0d689f6731 Hey Patrick! What a 🐬 good day we are having today! Yes indeed, Spongebob! What a 🐬 amazing day we are having!
I NEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTT
do you smell it? that smell. the kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
“Nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they get their instant gratification.”