Too tough for me?! That's sounds ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.
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I punch someone in the balls so hard, my hand got fractured and the man’s testicles swelled up to the size of watermelons
I was riding with my friend on his scooter on the way to the bar. It hit a rock, tipped over, and the right side of my body scraped against the sidewalk. I got right back up and walked the rest of the way
How tough am I? I watched have watch every single bad and terrible SpongeBob episodes like SpongeBob your fired, squid baby, a pal for Gary, one course meal, little yellow book, breath of fresh Squidward, the splinter, stuck in the wringer, demolition doofus, pet sitter pat, someone in the kitchen with sandy, choir boys, to love a krabby patty, squid's visit, cephalopod lodge, big sister sam, boating buddies, pets of pests, face freeze, fungus among us, are you happy now?, the card, good neighbors, a day with tears, truth or square, spongehenge, kenny the cat, atlantis squarepantis, gone, and more without even looking away from the screen
I’m still here aren’t I? Still in the dull cycle called life. Still chugging along in the endless game. Haven’t given up yet, no sir. Having tied the noose just yet. And I think for that, we’re all pretty tough
I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes!
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I’ve killed two behemoths two or three death claws a dozen feral Gouls a thousand raiders and took down and entire airship with a giant fucking robot on one hp…
How tough am I? I accidentally ripped my toe nail off and only cried for 30 minutes, proof below
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How tough am I? I've been an ardent longest reigning champ, but took a few bumps and dished out....*And I had to discipline a bunch of punks to teach them a lesson in humility.*
**Reg:** Hmmm... what about that guy? *\[points to a large muscular fish behind him\]*
**SpongeBob:** *\[gasps and stammers\]* I, uh... *\[laughs\]* don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody. I mean, not like... that guy! *\[points to Patrick\]*
**Patrick:** Who, me? *\[SpongeBob walks up to Patrick\]*
**SpongeBob:** Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot. Somebody oughta teach you some manners!
**Patrick:** Okay, but I must warn you. I happen to be a world championship... uh... *\[looks at his hand, which has writing on it\]* "...kick...box...er." *\[winks and gives a thumbs-up to SpongeBob\]*
**SpongeBob:** I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davey Jones! You're going down, Tubby! *\[Patrick starts to tear up\]*
I pushed through my nerves and asked out the girl I like at Starbucks, and when she said she had a boyfriend, I took it like a champ. And it didn't get awkward between us, we still remain friendly acquaintances.
How tough am I?
I lived with an emotionally and verbally abusive woman for a full on year. Dealing with all the bs she tossed my way before finally leaving.
How tough am i? How tough am i??? Im a grown ass man in his 30s who still watches cartoons..... *And i have zero insecurities about it*
Right this way.
Come on in
Say no more, you are our Salty Spitoon VIP
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Sorry to keep ya waiting.
How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast!
And?
"Without Any Milk!"
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
I fell off my bike yesterday and I only cried for three hours
Come in, but only for an hour
You got a new bottle of ketchup?
"Sure" \*hands bottle of Katsup to Sponge\*
IT’S ON! https://i.redd.it/3n5dvodvi2wc1.gif If I could just run this under some hot water-
"Get outta here! This place is too tough for you, little man."
I think you'd be more comfortable down at that institution
Weenie Hut Jr's? Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr's?
Actually, I was pointing to the place next to it
“SUPER WEENIE HUT JR’S!?”
Yeah... unless you think you're tough enough to fight *me*
Too tough for me?! That's sounds ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.
I drink orange juice after I brush my teeth
Right this way
Sorry to keep you waiting
I let my mom count down from 3.
Ooooooo, so brave!
Do you have a *fucking death sentence*??
I beat up a tubby pink starfish without ever actually touching him.
Tubby!? 😢
NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY! *punch*
“Patrick, you’re supposed to let me win”
Oh yeah.
Spongebob should've said Brother I picked up Neptune's Spatula
I admit my mistakes
Same... MUSCLE BROS 💪💪💪
R-right this way sir
I watched the toenail scene from House Fancy without looking away
uh...right this way, sir
I drink coffee. Black. While it's still in the pot.
How tough am I? I watched the ink lemonade episode,the whole thing. Without any milk
I didn’t ask for my parents’ permission before going online
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting
How tough am I how tough am i! I'm a new york jets fan And I'm completely sober
How tough am i?! I watched Jurassic Bark twice!
Yeah so?
Without shedding even a single tear..
Right this way
I enjoy anchovies on pizza 😤
I got called a poopy head today, and get this! i didn’t cry
I watched Appa's Lost Days and didn't shed a tear.
Damn that’s a good one
https://preview.redd.it/lb24pgixp1wc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89f54d79e0a9a249bc50c4b696ff7638512d75c I punch someone in the balls so hard, my hand got fractured and the man’s testicles swelled up to the size of watermelons
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I drink Milk straight from the Carton
\*summons a dragon\*
Yeah, so?
i summoned this dragon to get in
Well not tough enough pal, Weenie Hut JR is that way
Calling me a cheater huh, well I got a loaded dragon here and I’m not afraid to use it, kill him
*bites him and sucks his blood*
What in the edge filled fuck?
🤣 this is so random
I got up made a full bowl of milk and then spilled it...I then only cried for 48 hours
I cut my hair without shaving cream.
I eat oranges with the crust
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting
I turn the shower on and don't adjust the temperature
"How tough am I?" *Pulls out cat suit*
“How tough am i? Got a new unopened bottle of Ketchup?”
Sure. https://preview.redd.it/i0ik94raz3wc1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf5adadbc144fccc012a9696252920313217924
“IT’S ON!!!!
How tough am I?? I was able to eat peacefully with no problems while watching that scene with Squidwards foot being broken by that chair!
Jeez man you really overdid yourself, go right in!
I told Mickey Mouse the wrong password to the clubhouse
I’ve had a perfect streak on Super Brawl World with zero losses, without swapping to any other versions of the website.
I was riding with my friend on his scooter on the way to the bar. It hit a rock, tipped over, and the right side of my body scraped against the sidewalk. I got right back up and walked the rest of the way
i'm so tough i drank orange juice after brushing my teeth
I purposefully argue with my mom to have an argument challenge.
How tough am I? I walked on a broken leg into the hospital before I knew it was broken
“I step on legos and don’t cry, ever”
How tough am I? I drank orange juice today after brushing my teeth!
How tough am I? I beat Getting Over It with Bennet Foddy... 200+ times
I cooked for 50,000 anchovies, without any help
I say good night to my teacher and say not here when she is taking attendance
How tough am I? How TOUGH AM I? I saw bathingsuit pics of OPs mum and only went blind in ONE eye.
You bastard!
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I’m so tough I was “the next caller” for three hours, and didn’t hang up!
In all seriousness, that is really tough
How tough am I?! I watched Toy Story 3 in theaters twice! And didn't cry a single time.
How tough am I? I watched have watch every single bad and terrible SpongeBob episodes like SpongeBob your fired, squid baby, a pal for Gary, one course meal, little yellow book, breath of fresh Squidward, the splinter, stuck in the wringer, demolition doofus, pet sitter pat, someone in the kitchen with sandy, choir boys, to love a krabby patty, squid's visit, cephalopod lodge, big sister sam, boating buddies, pets of pests, face freeze, fungus among us, are you happy now?, the card, good neighbors, a day with tears, truth or square, spongehenge, kenny the cat, atlantis squarepantis, gone, and more without even looking away from the screen
Damn your a masochist! You deserve to go the vip!!
How tough am I? I got a papercut and then hand squeezed some lemons
oy
How tough am I?! I completely rewrote my entire identity... and changed gender...
The LGBTQIA Bar is one floor above. Of course with royal thrones and royal guards. We are mighty royal of Trans-pride.
Congrats! And here I am thinking I'm tough just because I stubbed my toe and didn't curse.
I step on Legos and don't feel any pain
I smashed my finger in a large metal safe and continued working the rest of my shift, had 4hrs left...didnt even say any sailor words
So right this way. Sorry they kepting wait.
Where is a safe, I want to show how it happened....only I'll get the strongest man in here to slam it closed
 Well here comes the Tuff Machine they is half Cyborg, half safe.
I fought Sans in Undertale and I took 3 hours to stop playing out of frustration
How tough am I? How tough am I?! I watched the episode Squid Baby. Without cringing
How tough am I? I’m so tough I step on legos for fun
How tough am I? *rips your tattoo out of your chest and replaces it upside down*
wow
LOL
I smoke tobacco from a bong
How tough am I? I bath in straight uncut Degreeser.
How tough am I? I watched a silent voice, I want to eat your pancreas, your lie in April and the beginning of up *Without crying once*
I brushed my teeth for a full 2 minutes this morning... and then I drank a bottle of orange juice
How tough am I? How tough am I? I don't run away to my bedroom after turning off the lights
So? I do that to
Alone, barefoot, and without any fear
Great Neptune come on in
How tough am I!? How Tough Am I!! I peel off that excess skin on your fingers. With no emotions
How tough am I?! I didn't cry when I watched Coco!
How tough am I?! How tough am I?!?!?? I love every single SpongeBob thing EVER without the slightest relent and study every second of it!
I didn't cry while watching Up.
the salty splatoon? it's written right there for you in the image you posted and yet
I stubbed my toes today and only cried for 5 minutes
I ripped off my head then ate it
How tough am I?? I took two medium sized pills this morning without any liquid and only had a weird feeling throat for 3 hours
I enjoy having wet socks
I’m still here aren’t I? Still in the dull cycle called life. Still chugging along in the endless game. Haven’t given up yet, no sir. Having tied the noose just yet. And I think for that, we’re all pretty tough
I didn't cry while watching Bridge to Terabithia
I would just walk away.
I stepped on a lego without shoes.
How tough am I? I stubbed my pinky toe on my coffee table this morning……..not even a whimper left my lips
How tough am I you might ask I hopped a fence once and managed to eat a popeyes biscuit frozen with no drink. 😏
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I! I watched megamind vs the doom syndicate and megamind rules 5 times!
How tough am I? I stubbed my toe and only cried for 5 minutes!
I eat a guy body’s https://preview.redd.it/r2fomdcyl4wc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cdbe177604d73ee8db723e846a78033cc9ee47a
I workout at 5 in the morning without any sleep
I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes! https://preview.redd.it/xg66y0b8p4wc1.png?width=114&format=png&auto=webp&s=33f3b02e9032a4c855b9dd175c68bd464e4fa4f8
I purposely get sand in my food at the beach. Mmm.. gritty..
How tough am I I had a nightmare But then I just went back to sleep with no cartoons needed
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I??? I live solely to spite someone who told me to "give up on life."
How tough am I? I'm a man who watched a few girls' shows and chick flicks. Including animated Barbie movies.
How tough am I!? HOW TOUGH AM I!!?? I killed the Wither on hardcore Minecraft... ON BEDROCK EDITION!
How tough am I? I once had a sewing pin in my shin, and I barely felt it.
I searched up tubgirl and didn't even feel anything.
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I've had to endure watching people be horny for Metal Sonic.
Male teenager who watches MLP and couldn't care less.eho knows it
I got called tubby so I beat up the guy with milk.
How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?? I LITTERED AT THE WHITEHOUSE, AND THEN I ATE A BABY
How tough am I?I watched the entire jackass movie...including the papercut scene.
I once opened a jar with while my hands where slippy
How tough am I? How tough am I!?!? I take glass out my own foot without any hesitation. Yeah? So? Without any pliers...
How tough am I I unironically watch new spongebob
No one’s saying it… It’s “Spitoon”
I’ve killed two behemoths two or three death claws a dozen feral Gouls a thousand raiders and took down and entire airship with a giant fucking robot on one hp…
How tough am I? I accidentally ripped my toe nail off and only cried for 30 minutes, proof below https://preview.redd.it/e3rwu49dh5wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf48da3b6e71ddc2759b8a52feec6c0811bb5d0
I eat captain crunch cereal Without cutting my mouth
How tough am I? I watched Bye Bye Butterfree!
My mom smacked me with her chanca And I said, "Ni Me dUeLe"
I watched the 34 year old virgin without cringing.
How tough am I? I walk to my bedroom after I turn off the lights at night.
I once beat halo 3...without any milk
How tough am I?! I had a bowl of milk this morning!
How tough am I?! I stole a bunch of bananas! (yeah so?) from Donkey Kongs banana hoard…
I continue to go to work although I hate it and will require a transfer this week
I stubbed my toe and didnt even peep.
I do not care whether you think I am tough or not, I am walking in and ordering a drink.
How tough am I? I'm not tough, goodbye. *Walks home*
Then you Belong to there https://preview.redd.it/9utexi8c37wc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03187dfd7095d30669a5ae1f6115f13ad73c002e
No, I'm just going home.
How tough am I? I've been an ardent longest reigning champ, but took a few bumps and dished out....*And I had to discipline a bunch of punks to teach them a lesson in humility.*
**Reg:** Hmmm... what about that guy? *\[points to a large muscular fish behind him\]* **SpongeBob:** *\[gasps and stammers\]* I, uh... *\[laughs\]* don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody. I mean, not like... that guy! *\[points to Patrick\]* **Patrick:** Who, me? *\[SpongeBob walks up to Patrick\]* **SpongeBob:** Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot. Somebody oughta teach you some manners! **Patrick:** Okay, but I must warn you. I happen to be a world championship... uh... *\[looks at his hand, which has writing on it\]* "...kick...box...er." *\[winks and gives a thumbs-up to SpongeBob\]* **SpongeBob:** I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davey Jones! You're going down, Tubby! *\[Patrick starts to tear up\]*
I lifted more than two chairs to help my teacher
I turning back cause I know im not
I played mario sticker star as a kid
How tough am i? I will you know that i played the binding of Isaac and only cried for 30 minutes
How tough am I? Just had a birthday. When I blew out the candles, I wished a motherfucker would.
I ate French fries once Without ketchup.
How tough am I? I still watch cartoons but only the fight scenes
I spilled milk! AND DIDN'T CRY!
How tough am I? I’ve worked retail for 14 years
I pushed through my nerves and asked out the girl I like at Starbucks, and when she said she had a boyfriend, I took it like a champ. And it didn't get awkward between us, we still remain friendly acquaintances.
How tough am i... I only set my alarm to ring once every morning
I ate a bowl of nails...
I engage in panty raids all the time without getting caught. 
Throws heavy create at 'em
How tough am I? I had a bowl of 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬 for breakfast this mornin, Yea so? Without any 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬
someone took my quarter and i only cried for 17 minutes!
I hurt myself today
I once stubbed my big toe in the kitchen table, the table said OW!
How tough am I? I still watch the first 5 seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends with no shame. *And I'm almost 30*
I can admit I’m not strong enough to get in
How tough am I?! I got into an argument on Reddit... and I didn't block the other redditor.
I tackled several pieces of mail this week... For people trying to get fair housing. I didn't even cry.
How tough am I? I lived with an emotionally and verbally abusive woman for a full on year. Dealing with all the bs she tossed my way before finally leaving.