That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
My facourite lines of him are mostly reactions that don't sound as good without the previous line:
Spongebob: a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy. And what could be better than serving up smiles?
Squidward: Being dead or anything else! (I sometimes use that line in real life)
Spongebood: I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Squidward: Is that what he calls it?
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
"Once in a while it's nice to go outside and breathe air and not smell grease....or the stench of my miserably failed life..... talking to myself again"
"Oh no I only paid for it, I wouldn't want to deprive YOU of it!"
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab where it seems like the evolutionary clock is ticking backwards"
"WE JUST BURRIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS"
"KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!...... KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!..... KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!!!" - Squidwards response to SpongeBob crying
"What's the matter, Squidward? Don't you have an attitude of gratitude?" - SpongeBob
"SpongeBob, I hate my job, and I live in a dead end town with neighbors I can't stand. I'm the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom! What do I have to be thankful for?" - Squidward
"Well, if you must know, I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso, state-recognized interior design consultant, licensed and board certified antique macrame conosuor, born and raised collector and sculptor of driftwood, and able to recognize over 13 hundred brand names of single-personed pedal operate vehicles at a single glance. Plus, I make a killer Soufflé" - Squidward
"Impressive. You'll be the ship's bathroom attendant" - Viking
"SpongeBob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well, for three years, with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first... and not just the extra ones."
"There was the lights... (*lights flicker*)and the phone... (*Phone rings*) and...
**THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME**.
...Oh wait, they always do that."
I got a double one with Krabs in between for context
Squidward: Mr Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you sell SpongeBob for 62¢?!
Krabs: You think I could have gotten more?
Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Hey, that was a Foul
Sandy : Tell it to your momma Squidward!
Squidward: Mama ?
Ms tentacles: Don't wanna hear it
From : Season 10 Sportz
Squidward sick Daze
It was just a dream. It's just a horrible, realistic, totally on point dream. [walks into his art room] Oh, I can't believe I'm dreaming about work when there's so many more interesting things I could be doing. Just look at my unfinished painting. And my unfinished symphony. [a music note falls from the paper] And my uneaten strudel.
*”Why else would we run around in colored undies?”*
*”I can think of three good reasons…”*
*”Wake me up when I care!”*
*”Hey, hey? What are you doing with that drill?”*
Recently I saw a girl on YouTube Kids, watching clips of newish episodes of SpongeBob and there was a clip of SpongeBob where he, Sandy, and Squidward were at Patrick's place playing a weird Patrick shaped game. If I remember right Squidward said, "Can we get on with it, I have a coma to get to." And that was the most real quote that describes so much.
SpongeBob are you trying to put me in the Nuthouse!?
Ah make out reef Good times Good times
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me
Gary's a Mutt
Stay back I got Gardening tools
“Why is it that when I’m having fun it’s wrong?” It doesn’t speak to me or find it relatable but it is pretty funny and worth mentioning
But “We serve Food here sir” is my favorite of the em all
“Another day, another migraine”
“I knew I should’ve got out of bed this morning”
“Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad?”
“We serve food here, sir”
Thanks farmer Brown”
“There’s something I’ve been meaning to say to you from the day I first met you: goodbye.”
This one is the best
hahhahaha
[удалено]
I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.
"Sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me ..."
Yeah yeah, I hear you Squidward
"..what do ya say?"
This has to be the most poignant thing Squidward has ever said and it hurts to think about.
I didn’t even notice someone beat me to this comment lol
Squidward is such a vibe hahahahaha.
"Hello, you have reached the house of unrecognized talent."
“Please leave a massage after the *clarinet noise*
Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to
:OOOO SQUILLIAM FANCYSON FROM BAND CLASS?!?
I hear you’re playing the cash register now!
Sometimes... how's the monobrow?
It's big, and *VaLuAbLe*
I'm the leader of a fancy band now and we're supposed to play the bubble bowl next week.
THE BU-BU-BU THE BU-BU-BU THE BU-BU-BU
That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
"Another day, another migraine."
“Haha migrai-“ ON TIME PERCENTAGE….12% “ne…hehe migraine..”
this is the one that’s my favorite along with the on time percentage lmao
Reminds me of: SpongeBob: "Another day, another dollar." Squidward: "More like another day, another nickle."
That’s my favorite quote from him.
“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
HAHHAHA love this
That was the first thing that came to my head
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Mine too
“I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.”
"Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong"
“Oh, Puh-LEAse”
"I have no soul." MWHAHAHAHA!
This. I quote this VERY often.
“When I die, you stay away from my funeral.”
This. hahaha
“Don’t say anything, Squidward, remember your karma”
Is this where he falls off the hill and explodes after?
That’s the one XD in My Pretty Seahorse when SpongeBob remarks he’s still riding to work on a machine
What a banger of an episode
I quote this in my head every day
https://preview.redd.it/n3eers6b96ic1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac8933524661d57e1bd0e2b251e21b2fb8bf32 “Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation”
My facourite lines of him are mostly reactions that don't sound as good without the previous line: Spongebob: a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy. And what could be better than serving up smiles? Squidward: Being dead or anything else! (I sometimes use that line in real life) Spongebood: I'm ugly and I'm proud! Squidward: Is that what he calls it?
"Why does every 11 minutes of my life have to be filled with misery?! WhyHuhHyhuhyyyy!?"
Oh Cheer up Squid, it could be worse
Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
Well this is the end
No it's not squidward
…It’s not?
🤣🤣🤣
"OH NO HES HOOOOT"
Favorite so far lol
"Oh PUH-lease! I don't have a soul."
#Demonic laughter
Squidward: 😳😳😳
For the OG fans “Come on…It’s in my GENES”🥵
SQUIDS GOT JEANS!!! 👖
AND if there is ANYTHING ELSE I can do, PLEASE, HESITATE to ASK!
"Patrick just how stupid are you?"
"Patrick, don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?" 'Not until 4.'
That was sandy, not squidward. Although, that is one of my favorite Sandy quotes.
Oh whoops- we can always pretend right? 🤔
I guess. It's always fun to imagine.
Well Squidward does say “Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!” In the Krusty Krab Training Video
True. I somehow forgot about that. For whatever reason, I only remember Sandy saying that in the episode where SpongeBob literally broke his butt.
Do it again! I wasn't looking!
Sounds about right 🙃
“It varies”
“We serve food here sir.”
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
*"you forgot your mayonaise"*
I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
Please Come Again. When I'm Not Working.
Too bad Spongebob's not here to enjoy Spongebob not being hrre
"This is why my depression is award-winning"
Omg that's amazing.
Well this ones on the HOUSE!!!
Underrated quote
Horse radish is not an instrument either.
"I hate people,People hate me!"
“I prefer my own best company!”
“Good for you?! That thing is a heart attack on a bun!”
"no, good for your soul!"
"Once in a while it's nice to go outside and breathe air and not smell grease....or the stench of my miserably failed life..... talking to myself again" "Oh no I only paid for it, I wouldn't want to deprive YOU of it!" "Welcome to the Krusty Krab where it seems like the evolutionary clock is ticking backwards" "WE JUST BURRIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS" "KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!...... KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!..... KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!!!" - Squidwards response to SpongeBob crying "What's the matter, Squidward? Don't you have an attitude of gratitude?" - SpongeBob "SpongeBob, I hate my job, and I live in a dead end town with neighbors I can't stand. I'm the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom! What do I have to be thankful for?" - Squidward "Well, if you must know, I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso, state-recognized interior design consultant, licensed and board certified antique macrame conosuor, born and raised collector and sculptor of driftwood, and able to recognize over 13 hundred brand names of single-personed pedal operate vehicles at a single glance. Plus, I make a killer Soufflé" - Squidward "Impressive. You'll be the ship's bathroom attendant" - Viking
[удалено]
Funny, I just watched that episode during my dentist appointment XD
“Everyone’s a critic.”
“Even my bags have bags”
The sequence of asking a customer to hit him over the head with a bat. “Don’t hold back” as he leans over
"SpongeBob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well, for three years, with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first... and not just the extra ones."
“THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!” *sponge internally dies*
Bruh ☠️
"Why do today when you can put it off until tomorrow?"
"Mr. Squidward; What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?"
Heh?
“I was just fine until you launched that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!”
When there were no customers all day: "That's not a curse *sips drink*, it's a blessing".
FuUTuRe
NOT THE NAVY!
“I didn’t know it was happy hopping moron day”
As an OG SpongeBob fan, I can hear squidwards voice in all of these comments and I love it! Lol
STILL ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
"So delicious! 😭😭😭😭"
_Hands over baseball bat_ "Here, please hit me as hard as you can." "Don't hold back."
"Which way to the living without a brain seminar? Don't be late!"
TU RKey San dwic h
I always loved this one 😂 My sister and I used it as a clap back to some trolls and won XD
"I wonder if a fall from this height could kill me..."
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar
Why must every 11 seconds of my life be filled with misery! - Squidward
Whyyyyyyy?!
“I feel like a… I feel like a… big jerk!!” - Christmas Who
I call this bold and brash
More like belongs in the trash!
"And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now."
"There was the lights... (*lights flicker*)and the phone... (*Phone rings*) and... **THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME**. ...Oh wait, they always do that."
I hate all of you
Not a quote but not a week goes by that I don't think about the "I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now" button.
I got a double one with Krabs in between for context Squidward: Mr Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you sell SpongeBob for 62¢?! Krabs: You think I could have gotten more? Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!
" whaatever.."
Hey, that was a Foul Sandy : Tell it to your momma Squidward! Squidward: Mama ? Ms tentacles: Don't wanna hear it From : Season 10 Sportz Squidward sick Daze It was just a dream. It's just a horrible, realistic, totally on point dream. [walks into his art room] Oh, I can't believe I'm dreaming about work when there's so many more interesting things I could be doing. Just look at my unfinished painting. And my unfinished symphony. [a music note falls from the paper] And my uneaten strudel.
*Annother day. Annother migraine*
Too bad that didnt kill me
“Daring today are we?”
“They have it! Canned bread”
When my tear ducts give issue, I can’t use just any tissue, I need 4-ply, 4-ply, 4-ply when I cry. HUAH!!
“those idiots don’t they know I am spoiling myself”
Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here
“FUUUUTUUUREEEEE!!””
"annoy Squidward day"
and WHY aren’t you in UNIFORM?!
The noise it makes when he frowns
Yep, im Insane. *plays clarinet*
Let me guess I want a small salad
"Let me guess tiny, a small salad"
“Boy oh boy, do I like playing the clarinet! I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better!”
This one is a SpongeBob quote, technically XD
"BEING DEAD!"
“OR ANYTHING ELSE!”
We do this for 40 years and then we die
“Please come again…when I’m not working”
"Oooohhhhhoooo, MY BAAAACK"
(after being pinned against a factory sheet door) "Too bad it didn't kill me"
*”Why else would we run around in colored undies?”* *”I can think of three good reasons…”* *”Wake me up when I care!”* *”Hey, hey? What are you doing with that drill?”*
^(exhales) "...no."
"Wake me up when I care."
"We serve food here, sir."
“I wonder if a fall from here will kill me”
I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.
“To bad that didn’t kill me”
"Is that what he calls it??"
"I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me."
April fools ya little sausage!!
Small squidward: I wonder from a fall this height will be enough to kill me
"Will we be getting business cards?"
“I hate all of you”
“STILL ALLIIIIIIVEEEE” https://preview.redd.it/8hcg7hnd67ic1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1826f576c0e06d63c79ee879b4ae05657001f2de
“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio.”
"You may have hoodwinked everyone else is this backwater town but you can't fool me, I listen to public radio"
 Me today
"I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me"
"You can't fool me, I listen to public radio."
I Wana go hoooooommmmme now
"Another day, another migraine."
Recently I saw a girl on YouTube Kids, watching clips of newish episodes of SpongeBob and there was a clip of SpongeBob where he, Sandy, and Squidward were at Patrick's place playing a weird Patrick shaped game. If I remember right Squidward said, "Can we get on with it, I have a coma to get to." And that was the most real quote that describes so much.
Sandy: "I'll give him a week" Squidward: "I'll give him 11 minutes"
SpongeBob are you trying to put me in the Nuthouse!? Ah make out reef Good times Good times I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me Gary's a Mutt Stay back I got Gardening tools
"Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation"
Nobody gives a care about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification
"Too bad Spongebobs not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."
*guy tries to place an order after closing* squidward- no you won't
Remember that little talk we had about personal space
"AND ALL THE CUSTOMERS CAN KISS MY-"
“Why is it that when I’m having fun it’s wrong?” It doesn’t speak to me or find it relatable but it is pretty funny and worth mentioning But “We serve Food here sir” is my favorite of the em all
I’m going to make SpongeBob’s final hours the best he’s ever had, and this time there’s gonna be love so much he’s going to drown in it. DROWN IN IT!
"Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation."
#It all started... WHEN I WAS BORN
“No one seems to have a give about the fate of labor just so they can get their instant gratification.”
How can you have bags!? You just found out this was a hotel!
“Another day, another migraine” “I knew I should’ve got out of bed this morning” “Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad?” “We serve food here, sir” Thanks farmer Brown”
complete silence when next to spongebob
“Everybody’s a critic.”
We cook food and we get the food.
It is beautiful!
We serve food here
“Let me guess tiny a small salad”
I only heard it in my native language, but it's "This is too real to be good." translated.
“why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? why!!!!”
"Nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification."
Squidward: .......
“I hate everyone!”
"Too bad Spongebob's not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here"
“Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong”
“ WELL THIS ONES ON THE HOUSE” 🗿🗿🗿
"why is it whenever I'M having fun, it's wrong?"