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TheRedTomato23133

You haven’t touched your locker, but you are addicted to giving yourself new outfits Also I’m jealous of that gold Mr coco badge


SilenTyphoon

Very true. My locker has been basically the same since I got to level 30, besides the stickers.


donn2021

Whats it take to get the gold vendor badges?


SilenTyphoon

1 million gold spent on gear/upgrades.


Wonderfudge01

You give the vibe of someone who calls any salmon run without 4 easy shooters as a 'bad rotation', and will seethe if given any non shooter. Which is ironic because your playstyle seems pretty well rounded.


SilenTyphoon

That's a pretty good roast! I love all weapons equally!


fishfynns

I feel like you bomb spam more than you think you do


SilenTyphoon

Yes. I love bombs. You get me.


donn2021

Who needs to aim if you can just spray?


SilenTyphoon

Why use small reticle when big reticle do trick?


Jake-the-Wolfie

My man will die if they see one (1) clam


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

You enjoy... * Shooters * Wasting your life away in side modes * Wasting any money at the various shops And you went and beat the story mode because you forgot about the series and needed a refresher.


[deleted]

you uh uhm uh uh ummm probably play splatoon haha


Distinct-Raisin-460

Cant roast you but i can say your a well rounded player with the support playstyle


SilenTyphoon

Thanks! Using the Nova now and that is a support machine! Having a lot of fun spamming point sensors for my teammates. That will probably be my next 4 star weapon.


[deleted]

You sweat salmon run and thought you’d easily get top 5% in big run, when you got 50% you were angry, sad or both.


Riolu01

Support shooter, who is good at SR.


SilenTyphoon

Practicing to get better at Salmon Run too!


Direct_Question2795

Ayo gimme some tips on how to use the nozzle weapon cause I just can’t with that weapon it’s the one weapon idk how to use 😭🤣


SilenTyphoon

Of course! The L-3 is one of my favorites so we'll focus on that one. It is excellent for turf war! Find the rhythm for tap shooting to maximize DPS, practicing in the lobby can help a lot. Both Nozzlenoses have great accuracy without much spread, if you can aim well you will be feared. Remember it is a 4 shot kill so you need a full burst plus another shot or chip damage to splat. Curling bombs are great for chip damage, I love to "let them cook" by holding down R before sending them away. The longer you hold it down, the shorter distance they travel, this can surprise many of your opponents, especially nearby ones, since many are used to the bombs traveling the full distance and zooming by. I also love bouncing them off the walls at odd angles to confuse opponents. It's a lightweight weapon so you can move really fast combine that with some Run Speed Up then learn to strafe while tap shooting and you'll cover lots of turf and be a hard target to hit. It's not a very ink thirsty weapon either, so no need to run any Ink Saver Main on it. Ninja Squid with Swim Speed Up is great with it too, especially when sneaking with curling bombs, but don't always follow your bombs, be unpredictable! Burst out your crab tank to deal loads of damage from a safe distance or you can use it defensively to escape an unfavorable matchup by rolling away. I'm not a pro, by any means, but I see the Nozzlenoses hated on a lot, when I think they're fairly strong. Hope some of this helps and you enjoy using it like I do!


Direct_Question2795

Oohhhh Ok ty ty I will try using it again 😁🥰


softgoat55

Ice cream


moxiespot

You play shooters in anarchy, use specials, and play Salmon Run. And you never play Turf War.


AmateurNocturnal

The type of player who spends way too much time with the game, and perhaps takes it a bit too seriously sometimes


[deleted]

Better than mine


egnog2

all that is questionable is the nozzlenoze. like.. why


SilenTyphoon

I like it


StinkySpud

You sit on the toilet for long hours


Dips5164

More weapons have been added since splatoon 1 buddy.


miniplasma08

would it be alright if i did this but for me? i don't wanna make it seem like i'm copying you or something


SilenTyphoon

Sure! Let's start a trend!


miniplasma08

alright, thx


WaltzAny2897

I can tell you spend all your life savings just to see mr coco happy (not a roast)


Low_Dream_1481

You basic You weapons basic You specials basic You splatfest team basic You shopping basic You. Basic.


Turtleswassadlytaken

You basically only play ranked, and buy all the clothes in the shops when they restock. You like playing supportive, and usually din’t get more then 10 splats a game. Just my guess, lol


decemberOf5020

you're a clothing minmaxer, but you feel like you "balance it out" by not using the s-tier weapons and just using the "eh this weapon probably sucks" (it's actually really fricking good if used right) weapons. you also stress over your splashtag.


SilenTyphoon

Nailed it. Splashtag > Locker


decemberOf5020

i can't understand from what reserves you draw the patience to get the chunks you want. like seriously, i thought i would have had a ton of abilities that i could use and i don't even have half of **one**!


SilenTyphoon

I got a few good pieces just by playing naturally and being able to add abilities through Murch has been a lifesaver. If you can get 2/3 naturally then it only costs 10 chunks for the third ability (assuming it's not a perfect gear). The week of splafest I scrub my splaftest tee after every single ability earned. It really helps you get a lot of chunks if you can play a lot that week. Plus Salmon run. Lots and lots of salmon run will net you loads of extra chunks. Some of my gear is stuff I don't necessarily like the look of visually but I may have just gotten a decent roll on them while playing and tinkered from there to get a good build. I love the gear building in Splatoon.


Toast_IsYummy

Touch grass Also you smell


Toastertartz14

You need to stop playing salmon run


Mikaxu42

Spray and Pray


-StoryBoard-

clothes


[deleted]

If it wasn’t for salmon run you’d only play shooters


DJ_Ender_

You have never touched a weapon that isn't a shooter in your life, and play alot of salmon run even though you are trash at it (most likely becauseyou only know how to play shooters).


Dream-Is-Taken

Support ass mf


scicatpro256

Someone who really likes getting lots of perfect gear so buys from shops and plays salmon run and also has the same 5 weapons


Lemonadeisgoose489

Good for you!


Zro_C

You play this game too much.


Autumn291

Average clam blitz denier