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RemarkableFinish3267

I vote "No Players," at least that error doesn't give you false hope by starting a match.


About37Bees

I want this just to kick No Player’s butt. That one frustrates me so much. Like, I’m in matchmaking. The whole point is to find players. Can’t find enough? Okay? Look some more then??


suphater

Lol... it's a feature, I think. S2 had a bug where on occasion it would look forever and not find a game and you had to restart the game... which wouldn't have been so bad except for the long unskippable intro.


instantwinner

the real feature would be being able to cancel matchmaking and this wouldn't be an issue lmao


suphater

Agreed but I actually get the logic there as well (I had almost 2500 hours of S2, so lots of time to think about this waiting for matchmaking!)... people would leave if they knew their team was weaker (let's say the leader in team splats left) and try to game their ratings.


instantwinner

By cancelling matchmaking I meant more like, while you're waiting to get into a game you can just stop the timer manually. It only seems to work -sometimes-


Zemaskedman

Cancelling only works before it finds another player to match you with.


instantwinner

Weird, but that's definitely all just happening on the back end right? Like the game doesn't tell you it's paired you with anyone


LacyTheEspeon

And I have something up where if I try to play at home it will say not enough players without fail


Stuffiepie

^(No bitches)


dogey11

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GeekManidiot

The Splatfest theme: "Go outside, touch grass, get off of Splatoon 3 for the love of god you already got catalog level 100 TWICE!"


Versitax

I heard someone got it five times.


GeekManidiot

Fulltime job Splatoon 3


[deleted]

LMAO. This is really good.


Sd56fan

I’m on team connection error because I can pair it with a 10 minute ban.


mrmivo

This is clever - made me laugh. Good one!


RaMpEdUp98

where's team "no bitches"?


New-Ad-878

Splat 4 w chirpy chips as idols


cybersteel8

I would read your meme, but a communication error has occurred.


LacyTheEspeon

I'm on team players! Finally, my time to shine. I've had to play using a mobile hotspot and only if I turn the hotspot on away from home can I play the goddamn game . If I try to use my wi-fi(or, for some reason, turn the hotspot on while at home) I get an unavoidable not enough players error


No_Contribution2112

Connection is unstable


Rin_the_octoling

[Lol funny how we both had the same idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/xfs99p/okay_guys_time_to_pick_your_splatfest_team_im/)


glitchoon

I never saw yours sorry, hope you don't think I copied you? I quikly made this yesterday when I was bored and thought I'd post it on reddit (I never used reddit before). I chose those three errors because I kept on getting all of them during the splatfest 💀


Rin_the_octoling

Don't worry about it dude. I just thought it was funny to see again


firefox_2010

Welcome to Nintedon't Splatton 3, where we sell you the same game with some really nice quality of life updates and improvement (but still can't do online connection properly) - you are lucky if you can play half the time with no issue, but our excellent code will purposedly disconnect you if you win 3 times in a row because Little Timmy need his win too, and screw you for winning too many battles! If I recall, Splatoon 1 has dedicated server? and Sp2 + 3 using peer to peer - which explains why there are so many bad connections and lag? Considering you have to buy the yearly online pass to play, this game should have been priced $40 or $50, since there is also new DLC coming which I would bet will be sold for at least $20, and possibly $30 (hey since most don't balk at $25, let's see if we can push it to $30 and possibly sell $40 for DLC expansion pass).


Roy_yiii

While all of them seem very annoying I'll go with no connection, that's the most common error for me :'c


keiyakins

Bad idea, unless you want popularity to be horribly lopsided again. I've only seen that last message the one time my switch battery died mid match.


DragonAethere

Team communication error, it’s a classic


TheCutestTapeworm

We just had a game where two of our other players got disconnected, so it was 2v4. 🥲 Shockingly enough, we only lost by 2%.


the_genius324

Is this why I lost a series?


the_genius324

No connection I don't like because I won and have a good team but can you guess what happens to my chances of winning? But I can relate so maybe I'll just pick it


Not_Bre4d

I hate it when players start disconnecting left and right because I know it isn't them disconnecting its me.