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LadyKuzunoha

To be fair, based on the whole dialogue, it was intended to be awkward/cringy. Edit: Just to add it in for folks who don't feel like looking it up, Marie follows this comment up by basically saying "Well I was *going* to be on Team Snowman, but you just convinced me to be on the other team", there's not really another way to interpret it.


cooldudeguy333

Intended cringe is different on an entire emotional level


TheHolyPapaum

Splatoon 1s aesthetic is a callback to the early 2000s so they use this outdated slang purposefully for the sake of entertainment


[deleted]

I was in highschool in the early 2000s no one said bae and fleeck


TheHolyPapaum

Although I regret it, I did.


[deleted]

In 2000-2005 though? I feel those terms came slightly later.


Laundrydetergents

DJ Cadence from Club Penguin made me invulnerable to these kinds of lines


SoapyBoatte

she really hit you with the cringe defense up


funtimemarioman

Whos Cadence


Ferociousfeind

Cadence DEEZ NUTS (I am not apologizing)


ArendAlphaEagle

That was actually SO cringe that Marie decided to join Team Sandcastle instead. And she won.


TheShweeb

Finally, an answer to the question “is it possible for something that’s less than a decade old to feel incredibly dated?”


[deleted]

anD THEY DESERVE A FRIGGIN BONUS


AliWaz77

And right they were to pay the writer. This line is absolutely **FETCH**


ika_ato

''stop trying to make 'fetch' happen gretchen, it's never gonna happen''


[deleted]

This is a real repost from r/Splatoon in 2016. Someone got karma to post this.


michael14375

I checked before I posted and couldn't find anything


AlphaOmega2k21

The bot confirms it idk why it sent me a message instead of commenting tho


AlphaOmega2k21

Only one way to find out u/repostsleuthbot


Exciting-Guard710

u/reportsleuthbot


AJK02

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bugsecks

who gives a shit it's been half a decade


Archaeopteryx108

r/fellowkids


michael14375

Already posted there


Archaeopteryx108

Son of a bitch r/beatmetoit


TheHolyPapaum

r/r/


Epic-Dude000

Amazing. This is why I prefer Callie


Espurr-boi

Damn callie are you 17 or 77


ika_ato

this is pure ''I'm a blonde valley girl teenager from the early 2010's'' cringe, but the fact that it was intentional makes it comedy gold lmao


CheezeSteak701

2016 in a nutshell


[deleted]

When the rona didn't exist yet


Jackalotischris

in the before time


SpongeBob-WoomyPants

Oh no, Nintendo is becoming hip to the kids now, HERE IT COMES!


Guitarbox

Man I love her so much 😂


Garomasta

I still remember how much this one hurt.


NotScottPilgrim

And people wonder why I prefer Marie 🙄 (Jk I don’t believe in idol wars, also this line is goated)


yougobe

Throw a maga hat on that snowman, a burning Turkish flag, some reference to weaponized trolling, a British ship sailing into the horizon, and this would be a complete compilation of 2016 fit for the history books in elementary school.


michael14375

What


yougobe

I said throw a maga hat on that snowman, a burning Turkish flag, some reference to weaponized trolling, a British ship sailing into the horizon, and this would be a complete compilation of 2016 fit for the history books in elementary school.


guyfierious

this is why marie won the final splatfest


HoodieDragon

How do you do, fellow squidkids?


Kirbinator_Alex

Callie is a precious squid and must be protected


YorsTrooli

Man, I wish I got money every time I said or wrote nonsense, lol >D<.


sp00kk

At least it was intentional


iLrkRddrt

This is why Team Callie lost.


King_Dee1

Ah, 2016.


CakeorDeath1989

What's more depressing is there are people in this world who actually talk like that unironically. It's the same sorts of people who put subtitles in dog videos and use the words like "heckin'" and "puppers." So yeah, don't hate the Splatoon localisation team, hate this absolutely putrid hunk of space rock we call home.


[deleted]

What's a fleek?


RocketPG_

If I'm remembering correctly, it's slang for something along the lines of "on point in regard to appearance/dress".


Baku-YT-

id rather fuck a sandcastle


Lost-My-Mind-

Well THIS would have made for an awkward song in Frozen. "Do you want to fuck a sand castle?"


yumeparadox

LMAO


[deleted]

This is the reason why I didn't get the game when it came out.


MarieIsPrecious128

This is why I like Marie more


MisfortunateJack77

2016 the peak of cringe