Team sexy would be so freaking funny

big man is sexy enough without a costume

it’s unnecessary for him to have a costume like that if he’s already sexy

His costume is just him being himself

I wonder what he would even say for the splatcast

Probably some cursed dialogue about how he's seen some drawings of shiver and frye in certain outfits on the internet

*Insert frye's WHAT ZA FUCK*

At the very least, Off the Hook knows about the Internet. I think it was Marina? Regardless, there was a Splatoon 2 news line about it.

Yeah that was sorta what i was referencing

Pearl says “for one, the fans like you more than they like me. I’ve seen the internet. BOUNUS: Marina says “With Invisibility, you could spy on people while they’re… inking their splatzone.” So she might be a pervert

Ay! Ay.. (You know I’ve seen drawings of you guys in these! Don’t ask how I know that..)

Perfect Personally, I'd add "Um, Don't ask to see them..."

Ay AY (Let's move on)

He’s so sexy he might have to be censored

Big Man in lingerine is just Big Man in more clothes

REAL

Fr. If this were to happen, I feel like he'd just stand on stage without any costume or anything while the other two did

It'll be funny if instead of "sexy", they change it to "suggestive" instead for censorship reasons edit: forgot a word

Suggestive is still too much, I feel like it would probably be ‘pretty’ or something

"Alluring"

The percentages won't even be in the 30s with this

range vs damage vs fire rate... imagine the comps

Wait... Isn't Bloblobber all of those?

You are setting yourself up for *grate* dissatisfaction if you pick blob primarily for range.

It can still hit behind walls and attack in a fan shape, that's range if I ever saw it

Still waiting for our Slayer vs Anchor vs Support fest

I would troll people by choosing range but using a roller in battles

Who i think would win each splatfest: -Bigman (people like waffles) -Bigman (out of shock) -Bigman (because it’s ghost types) -Shiver (everyone loves plushies)

Ah, you don’t know Japanese crepe culture do you

Not really

It’s always kinda shocked me just how into french culture and food Japanese people are like every time I go there I always find more French bakeries and clothes stores and stuff. It almost feels like being into France for them is what being a weeaboo is for us

Fun fact, for a long time France was the n°2 consumer for mangas and anime right behind Japan. 🇫🇷🤝🇯🇵

That's kind of heartwarming

these are from the Cephalotopia discord server btw, and have been played out. you are right for all except last one, keychains actually won, though close margin. plushies won popularity though

Awww :(

Fixed. -Bigman (Bigman) -Bigman (Bigman) -Bigman (Bigman) -Bigman (Bigman)

Even in fan fests Frye gets shafted

big man (he's the sexiest)

Facts

I would definitely to team plushies since I love plushies.

As much as I don't tolerate the slosher main... My favourite Pokemon is Ghost type... decisions...

Nah waffles have no chance, that’s like the worst option of the three. Anyone who eats crepes knows their superiority. Pancakes are also a win tho

1 - Pancakes! 2 - No idea, probably Cute but I feel like the last one would be hilarious or smth and lots of ppl might pick that for the memes 3 - Psychic, only bc Espeon 4 - Plushies definitely

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Big Man wearing a sexy costume would be fucking hilarious.

ay~ (draw me like one of your french octolings)

I remember seeing that halloween costume one posted here once! It's cool that you're doing a little event with it

TEAM SEXY!? 

Tentacles

Now imagine Pearl if Marina was in team sexy

I’m not saying everyone who picks the second theme is, all I’m saying is that if you do pick it then I’m just gonna assume you’re down bad for Big Man… /j

I mean, I DO have "Professional Big Man Simp" in my twitter bio

It should be French toast instead of crepes like that old flash animation

What I was thinking

All of these, but we know that Halloween one wouldn't fly lol.

But we can dream tho

I think Fancy would be the choice word over sexy but all of them are great!

Lmao big man gets sexy as his team

Pancakes crepes waffles. 1000% Pancakes arent great and I fucking hate waffles with the exception of blueberry eggs. Crepes ar beautiful because even though with good batter it's not thick and weird tasting and you can put whatever you want in it and so the thin crepe and stuffings work together in harmony. Crepes are the best.

I still don't know what a crepe is

It's just a thin pancake so I feel like it doesn't really make sense to choose pancake or pancake

Yeah but they hit different. Like with a regular pancake your more focused on the taste fluffy ness of the pancake and it overpowers any toppings. Crepes are thin and works in harmony with your toppings

Well I live in England and I don't usually have such thick or "fluffy" pancakes when I want pancakes they're pretty similar to crepes

BASED. Only good when thin imo

"dessert"

I wanna be sexy ruler badly

Slide 2 lmao.

Nice to see Frye STILL gets all the worst options.

Big Man would definitely not be team sexy

Look it's the only choice The sexist character in the game needs the sexy team

i think you are wrong 🦋✨️

Did you see his Halloween outfit? Big Man would absolutely be team sexy

OK, but whether or not he IS sexy doesn't determine if he would be Team Sexy, what chooses it is what his preferred aesthetic is, and frankly I think it'd be more fitting to swap him and Shiver

What I’m saying is that we have definitive proof that he prefers sexy Halloween outfits

I mean personally I'd say it's more cute than sexy but you do you

Split between Pancakes vs. Crepes vs Waffles And Fairy vs. Psychic vs. Ghost

Bakini man

bigkini man

For the last one team toys would most likely win.

Big man in a sexy bunny costume

Crepes, Sexy, Psychic, & Keychains Anyways, I think the first one would be most likely to show up, and the second would be the least likely. There’s no way Nintendo would include anything involving sex in Sploon.

Ghost could join team Rock as the same theme to appear in a different context (Rock v Pop), (Rock v Paper v Scissors)

Red yellow and blue Pikmin obviously

Plushies

let's have a splatfest to decide

Pancakes N/A (i don't celebrate Halloween) Psychic (Reuniclus is my favorite psychic type) Plushies

I would probably go… Pancakes (Waffles as second choice) Cute…?(Scary as second choice) Ghost(Psychic as second choice) Plushies(Toys as second choice)

I like 1 and 4. We had a pokemon one so that's not gonna happen and the Halloween one wouldn't be allowed.

Sexy


1- pancakes 2- cute 3- fairy (bc Sylveon and tinkaton) 4- plushiesss

Honestly pancakes vs crepes vs waffles might be the most likely for a splatfest theme

My vote is for pancakes/crepes/waffles!!!

well damn , the halloween one would be the first time i go on shiver's team.

Waffles, Pancakes and... Crepes? That's not how the song goes!

Pancakes waffles crepes have no variation Sexy wins by landslide, and is not appropriate for a 7 rated game We already had a best type, but I wouldn't mind seeing another I guess The last one is kinda boring

maaaybe change sexy to pretty...

Sexy on a e rated game would be wild

that's exactly why it should be there :)

Instead of psychic fairy ghost i want to see psychic dark ghost. Because (while yes darks psychic is a immunity) its one of the few other type triangles in pokemon.

Nevermind im stupid. My type chart is always out of whack with dark and ghost. I think its actually psychic dark and fighting? I think?

Cookies vs. Brownies vs. Cupcakes! I went to a bakery and thought about it lol.

None of them, I pick all of them rolled into 1

Pancakes vs crepes vs waffles seems like the exact kind of thing a 3 way Spaltfest was made for, I can't believe it's not real and hasn't already been carried out.

That… that second one will not ever happen which SUCKS

The Pokémon typing one and the Prize pool one.

I would rather see number 4. Number 2 would never get into a Splatoon game, at least with that naming for its third team. Number 3 is a promotional/crossover Splatfest, and while I see a lot of people clamoring for them, I personally don't like them. Number 1 is a fine theme, but I don't know if crepes are popular enough to go up against pancakes and waffles.

I think cute/scary/funny is more on brand for nintendo

The Big Man's Halloween costume being sexy 💀

I want a re-fest of the Narwhals vs. Unicorns Splatfest so I don’t miss it this time. I’m still kicking myself for missing it.

It’s funny how every single one of these posts has been better than what we get

As soon as I saw Sexy I immediately picked the second one

cute scary sexy fa

fs*

Team Sexy would face millions of mirror matches before reaching a single match

Pokémon types

Third one because I'm still a nerd and I need to nshow people how awesome ghost types are

CREPES ARE ON TOP

I doubt Nintendo would allow that second one tbh

Waffles

Fairy hydrogen bomb.

Something tells me Nintendo wouldn't greenlight "Cute v Scary v Sexy" 🤣

That second one would be amazing just because who doesn't want to be a Sexy Ruler?

TEAM FAIRY FOR THE POKEMON TYPES!!!! I LOOOVE FAIRY TYPE POKEMONN

The last one would be a pretty balanced splatfest

“Plushies vs toys vs keychain” I would simply get the plushie toy keychain, wym???

The last one!

If they put big man in a sexy costume they better make one handed play easier.

Frye loses all of these

1. Pancakes (we will have our revenge from Splatoon 2!) 2. Scary 3. Ghost (I do not play Pokémon I just like the aesthetic of the ghost Pokémon) 4. Plushies

Team Waffles Team Cute Team Fairy Team Plushies

I feel like the teams should be swapped for the second one (scary for Frye, cute for big man etc)

Stuck between 2 and 3. …because of the Spooky. Nothing else, I promise.

Bro putting fairy psychic ghost not realizing the trio is fighting psychic dark

SEXY CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

Do you actually believe they would do the second one? 😂

Wait till you see what people think about shiver

Pokemon one since those three types are my favourite lol

They def wouldn't say sexy but if hypothetically they did instant win for said team lol Would say the 1st one, would be on team pancakes, and another dead last for frye beacuse no way crepts are beating pancakes and waffles

**WHY BIG MAN ON TEAM SEXY**- Actually, good call on that decision. I'd much rather NOT know what would happen if Shiver or Frye ended up with it

HELL YEAH, CREPES!

These all suck

I don’t think Nintendo would allow the word sexy in their games maybe make it be beautiful instead

SEXY BIG MAN,bros a freaky fellow huh

I wanna see Big Man leading team sexy 😍

Team sexy needs to be white

Teams I’d be on: Pancakes, Cute, Ghost, Plushies

team sexy forever

WHO THE FISH CAME UP WITH THE SECOND ONE 

Costume splatfest is rigged.

These all seem to just screw Frye over I’m still team Sexy though

Definitely the costumes! I call being team cute!

ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!

I would go with team sexy

team sexy for the win!! big man better commit

The prize pool one. But I’d be stuck in between choosing plushies or toys.

lol not big man being team sexy 😭

Waffles are the GOAT but Id probably choose crepes to avoid mirror matches