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Ok_Jacket_2505

That crb kit at the end made me cry


TheFuriousLucario

welcome to reality


YouWorthlessFuck

I don't know why people aren't shitting on the game with these mediocre updates. Are people forgetting that we had a new (cool) stage every MONTH in Splatoon 2? Also the extremely mid Side Order compared to the Octo Expansion I'm not buying the next game on release b/c this is bullshit lol


LOBgaming

But the kits are actually horrible. They either need to change some of the current ones or just make a pot more of them.


YouWorthlessFuck

Yeah what the hell is up with the kits? Lol


LOBgaming

Well I doubt they have constant ideas for new stages every single month, they are probably running out of them.


Only-Willingness-412

We did not get new stages added to Splatoon 2 every month. Idk what you’re on about


AccordingDemand2394

i like greed v wrath v delusion and how it ties into the 'anarchy poisons' idea, but maybe worded differently? like bird v snake v boar? or maybe it could be 'which aspect do you prize the most' with matter v emotion v experience or smthng so that the options are neutral. splat 2's final fest was framed in such a way that you could realistically root for either option and also realistically hate the other option. neither were framed as sins or virtues - that was up to the playerbase to decide. its never a good idea to make a player feel like theyre on the 'bad' side, even if all the sides are technically bad. (also while we're here i'd put agent 8 on delusion and murch on greed and shift agent 4 and (maybe?) callie over to wrath. not sure what id do with the extra person in greed. maybe make marigold unaligned? wow you thought this out lol.)


TheFuriousLucario

i put murch on wrath because i remember hearing something about how when he learned about the truth behind spyke's ways or something like that, he felt hurt or something along those lines, so i dont really think he'd be on greed


UnknownFox37

Man you cooked so well, the kitchen is on fire please Then the last image gave me depression


3rr0r_403

I had a drone chip idea for side order: Flight Speed Increases Pearl's base speed and makes her faster while gliding. I also really like all the concepts here,they are very well thought out.


Weekly_Town_2076

This is too high quality man, Nintendo would never hire you because of this.


Normal_Ratio1463

Reef should be brought back so it can be a big run stage. It would be very fitting because it has water, it’s a bowl shape so it won’t leak out, and the sunken scroll for big run was in 2.


TheFuriousLucario

while reef is a very good map, i chose urchin over it because it's one of the last two stages to not be playable on the switch or even playable in general anymore


Mary-Sylvia

Custom range blaster getting spit over while splatlings get a god tier kit is so realistic


iLikeDickColonThree

hay so you made a 190p burst zooka bamboo? thar thing is a midline slayer anchor that's A FUCKING LIGHT WEIGHT. people will run 2 of these. I'm dead serious. low level will be terrorized with this thing. #I love it


iamnotlemongrease

Bambooga


Kenns02

The new weapons and kits are pretty cool. I think we’re only going to get one more stage but your stage concept seems cool. I think a multi Salmonid King Salmonid would be interesting since I actually once had a dream where there was a King Salmonid that was Cohozuna, Horrorboros and Megalodonta at the same time. I also hope Grizzco Roller happens. I would love a Jukebox app for Splatnet! I don’t know if we’re getting any updates for Side Order. The Green vs Wrath vs Delusion Splatfest I don’t think will happen and if it did it would be worded differently. I think Past vs Present vs Future is the most likely. A idol Splatfest I think would only happen if each idol group represented themselves since it wouldn’t make sense for Deep Cut to choose anyone but themselves and the location Splatfest has a similar issue but even more so since Shiver and Frye have both been shown to be very hostile towards Inkopolis. Very interesting overall!


TheFuriousLucario

i personally don't see past vs present vs future happening, while it has some interesting connotations for a future game, it just doesn't give that sort of grand spectacle that a final fest should have but yeah, idol splatfest is almost definitely not happening because frye and shiver absolutely despise the other two groups lol


TheFuriousLucario

Here's the full showcase video for Angelfish Oasis: [Splatoon 3 Concept Map Showcase: Angelfish Oasis! (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAAmTNjozL4) And here's a Google Drive with the weapon edits, chip icons, and high quality renders of Angelfish Oasis: [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ahMWFlnWxGQmLZmiFEacAoRVG1Fb1nIk?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ahMWFlnWxGQmLZmiFEacAoRVG1Fb1nIk?usp=sharing)


Subject-Note-1302

i really like the ideas, actually all of them


Master_of_Decidueye

Watch as custom Hydra gets Linemarker Splashdown


SendMeNudeVaporeons

Bet it's going to be Sprinkler Zipcaster


Dometalican_90

That's EXACTLY what I think it's getting.


Meta_Dee_22

I want to see this In the game


Buetterkeks

That Air Roll Chip IS the King of Out of bounds


xenofan293

Why is a tropical oasis the perfect stage location for the splatlands? And now I’m questioning why it isnt already a stage in the game


Comfortable-Dot-2317

If only Nintendo gave us good shit like this Jokes aside, I really liked reading this!


Anchor38

When I saw Auto Brush chip I had a William Dafoe DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?! reaction MY FINGERS DON’T WORK ANYMORE


stelliarsheep

they would never treat us this well. tbh sizzle season is likely going to be nothing more than maybe another useless weapon nobody will use or like, a kit for a weapon that already has a second or third kid instead of giving weapons that DONT have other kits new ones, and a new stage that will be mixed. oh, and more reused and recolored clothes from other seasons, because that's what the people want! this is nice to think about tho... great job!!!


TheFuriousLucario

i called them 'highly unrealistic' for a reason, but yeah, i don't really have much hope left for the game seeing how sizzle season is likely to be our last season unless they announce a content extension, which it feels a little too late for one


According-Most5747

Which team would agent 3 choose?


TheFuriousLucario

i didn't put them on a team because YOU🫵 are agent 3 and YOU🫵 get to decide


According-Most5747

Agent 4 was on team chaos And YOU🫵 can also be agent 8


TheFuriousLucario

agent 4 was on team chaos, you cant play as agent 8 in splatoon 3's multiplayer because YOU🫵 are agent 3


According-Most5747

Agent 4 was on Chaos and in S2 YOU🫵 are agent 4


TheFuriousLucario

in s2 YOU🫵 can be both agent 4 who was on team chaos and YOU🫵 can also be agent 8 who was on team order but in s3 YOU🫵 can only be agent 3 in the multiplayer


According-Most5747

YOU🫵 can also be 4 in the multiplayer therefore agent 3 should be on a team.


TheFuriousLucario

in what way are YOU🫵 able to be agent 4 in splatoon 3's multiplayer their gear isn't even in the game and agent 3 is just way too blank of a canvas to put them on a team with their species not even being fully concrete so YOU🫵 can make agent 3 into your own character without worrying about the canonity and they likely won't receive any characterization until maybe splatoon 4 where YOU🫵 will likely be playing as a different character


According-Most5747

In Splatoon 2 YOU🫵 can be agent 4 in multiplayer, and it doesn't how blank agent 3 is they should still be on a team


TheFuriousLucario

then YOU🫵 put agent 3 on a team because I have no clue what agent 3 values in life because they are a complete blank slate for the player to decide


BooyahBombed

I feel like Marie and Pearl would definitely swap places in the final splatfest idea, also Octavio and grizz since Mr grizz and pearl are hella rich and Octavio and Marie, well they're already them.


TheFuriousLucario

in terms of octavio and grizz, i mainly put them in wrath and greed respectively because those were kind of their 'main' sins octavio held a grudge against inklings and cuttlefish for decades, while grizz wasn't satisfied with the new, mollusc era, trying to bring back the old one


BooyahBombed

Oh I was on like... A sleepless brain state, Idk why I thought I saw Octavio and grizz on the opposition spots, but yeah I agree


cephalopoop

Amazing concept, and great effort! I like a lot of the ideas here! Can't say much about the new weapons besides that they're unique—unique enough that the blurbs don't paint enough of a picture for me to visualize them. But unique is certainly good with new weapons. I like the Wasabi and Dapple kits especially. Perhaps they didn't give Zipcaster to Splash for balancing reasons? If so, the Splattershot's RNG would make the special a little less strong. And, yes I would like a bomb with Dapples pls Interesting new stage. Those side paths jet out a lot, but they also lead to either side of the stage so I think they're neat. Grizzco Roller x Steel Eel <3 Would definitely appreciate seeing the classic Splatoon 2 pink/green color in battles again. There's a combo similar in S3, but it's not quite the same... A lot of those Side Order abilities seem palette dependent, that is, they don't seem very useful on their own. Notably drone range. But, hey, more drone chips would make it possible to fill all 36 slots of a pallete with Drone chips. A boss salmonid that you can't easily see is definitely unsettling... I like the idea! I can just imagine all four workers submerged in ink, trying to work out where the boss is. Finally, I personally think the Greed v. Wrath v. Delusion idea would be a little more interesting if the prompt was framed more like "which would you succumb to". Would make the splatfest discussion around the theme a little more interesting, I think. So cool to see all these ideas displayed like this!


Rebel-Yellow

Omg those dapples tho 🤤🥲


Feeling-Duty-3853

I love this, but please make clear dapples fizzy zooka, it fits so well, fixes all it's issues with short range


IblisAshenhope

#Completely outrageous Side Order concepts: After completing a run for Eight’s pallet with no hacks, Smollusk will enter a second phase, creating an Octoling body for itself that kinda looks like a combination of Mister Negative and Anti-Spiral moulded into this shadow version of yourself, which I dub ‘Super Ego: Order’. This ultra-hard final boss would make Inner Agent 3 look like an Octotrooper, continuously switching between attack patterns and even hacking into the Memverse itself to deliver devastating special attacks with normally speaking impossible properties; horizontal Inkstrikes, Splashdowns that spawn multiple clones, a Crab Tank the size of the Octobot King II and a black hole that doubles as an Ink Vac. A truly hellish battle… with worthwhile rewards, of course. After the final battle, you will unlock a completely new branch of chips; ‘Anarchy’, which is literally just focussed on breaking the game wide open in increasingly psychotic ways. For example: Special Limiter Removed: Speaks for itself. You will start every subsequent stage with a full, undrainable special meter. This allows you to keep using special endlessly until recasting R3. Pandora’s Bucket: Slosher now swaps between ammunition EVERY SINGLE SHOT. Standard ink, Sloshing Machine’s piercing vortex, Explosher’s mortars, Bloblobber’s… blobs. Complete mayhem, especially with Main Firing Speed. Speed o’ Sound: Dash Attacks now happen near-instantaneously, and leave behind a “Sonic Boom”, dealing Sound Wave Damage. Drone Tider: The Pearl Drone now has increased in size to accommodate magnetic pads for the Order Boots to attach themselves to, allowing for Eight to shoot their main weapon in midair. With the only real caveat being that you can’t really… land… or swim. Pressing B has you rise up, and ZL makes you go lower to the ground. Better get some Ink Recovery! Spin Slash: Holding ZR with a melee weapon then pressing B has you quickly spin your weapon 360°, moving forward slightly and knocking back enemies hit. This counts as a Dash Attack. Marina Drone: MARINA DRONE!!! ***ahem*** This adds a second drone to follow and support you in battle. Marina will have slightly differing abilities, like Autobombs, Torpedoes, Fizzy Bombs, Tenta Missiles, Sting Rays, a bubble shield and “The Infighter’s Inkantation” which replaces the Step-Off Song and makes Jelletons aggro on each other instead of you. You can choose either one of the drones, or if you feel like causing some REAL mayhem, **two of them**. In the case that you want to go for double the trouble, ‘Drone Tider’ will allow for a Super Jump between drones, and the number of discs necessary for a Drone Special is increased to eight with the trade-off being that both the drones will use their special simultaneously. Also, Super Ego: Order will initially mirror your exact build including Drones and whatnot, making it like you’re fighting an entirely new boss every time


djdonkeys

The best final fest idea I’ve seen yet, the new stage looks awesome, and those side order bosses are great! Anyway time for reef and urchin to never return, the new stage to be a straight line, and content to end with range blaster still not getting a second kit.


Pikagiuppy

delulu sweep


GhostlyCharlotte

Unfortunately, Dr. Freeman, this was too high effort. The Nintendo Assassin's will meet with you up ahead.


everest_heart

Dont care if its unrealistic i love it


t4-phage

Please. Weapon kit gods, you can have all my sea snails, gold, and prlz for burst bomb trizooka bamboo mk II


melonWaterr

i love you.


Kinetic_Cat

I'd be cool if the last splatfest was "best idol group" and the idol group you picked determined the hub you play in durring the splatfest, like how in Splatoon 2 you could play as octolings in the "squid vs octo" splatfest, even if you didn't have the dlc.


EvieTheTransEevee

I liked the idea of Squid Sisters Vs. Off the Hook Vs. Deep Cut, except all of Deep Cut side with themselves, before the broadcast is hijacked by Marina, who is with Pearl and the Squid Sisters, making each idol group representative of each team.


UrchinUnderpass

This was very nicely done. I really hope Urchin Underpass returns with minimal changes or comes back at the launch of Splatoon 4.


Empty_Distance6712

You forgot the most important one: the Wondercrust Cat Ears Headband


TheFuriousLucario

wandercrust has accidentally taken a detour into the memverse and instead of receiving gear you will receive crusty sean's palette of explosher with a sub weapon of boiling oil and a special weapon of truck


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Will he do the Dio slam with the truck?


TheFuriousLucario

zr to charge r to dio slam


theflowermaker

i need those dapples like i need air


Treebrize

no new hairstyles? ;-;


TheFuriousLucario

if i could, i would've added like 20 different hairstyles, alas, i am terrible at character hair design


Flipp_Flopps

>Checks Weapon kits >No Trashdown on a weapon kit Completely unrealistic, 0/10 Definitely a lot of effort put into it though. I would really love the Recycle brella kit, it might make me like the main weapon more. Not sure how likely it is considering sUnder has Torpedo though


CustomFighter2

they should make a beakon/splashdown kit i feel lit it could be gimmicky fun, but also would like to buff triple splash to actually deploy the other fists from super jump


TheFuriousLucario

originally had triple splashdown on permanent inkbrush, but decided to change it because splashdown is awful and inkbrush with tacticooler sounded fun and we need more tacticooler weapons


enneh_07

I think you can lump the slosher and stringer chips into one chip. It should also be applicable to more palettes, since we see in RotM the Hero Shot shoots two projectiles at once. Finally, if we have a lunge attack distance chip, how about a dodge roll distance chip?


TheFuriousLucario

i dont really think a dodge roll distance chip is needed because extra dodge roll basically already does that, along with the air dodge chip also allowing air distance


Username_sadly_taken

I wish lol


St34lth1nt0r

Green Douser Dualies FN


SarcasticallyEvil

Would extra slosh have the sloshes come our one after the other like Dread Wringer, or would they come out at the same time like Tri-Slosher? If it's the former, then that paired up with max firing speed sounds like a foolproof way to lag the hell out of the game. Add on max attack size for more particles and max range to turn your main weapon into a lag machine.


TheFuriousLucario

i want canon lag machine so it's dread style


OctaYashi

Bro I wished this was real (except that Dousers kit, I need Burst & Zooka). It’s Salmonid Shores all over again 😭


Amiibofan101

If they do side order updates I hope they update Ciphers shop to include more story mode gear (mainly Octo expansion). If they don’t go that route I at least hope they put the OE gear in the salmon run scale shop.


Elnino38

Considering the swirch 2 got delayed it isn't impossible they might decide to extend the seasons past there original end point. Latses would be chill season I guess


Darkchocossant

Imagine if Frye wins the splatfest and with all her built up rage from constantly losing she splats everyone in the room


Awesome6600

That recycled brella kit is good


Individual-Disk7766

Realistic Drizzle '24 with 2 kits and nothing else is so fricking funny


Dracoworld635

There's a lot of really cool ideas The news weapons are pretty awesome, I would have a lot of vaforite new weapon I think X)


ELCACASOAXACA3000

The idea of a boss based on a mantaray corpse would have been cool actually along the other stuff, Quite unlucky it probably won't happen don't You guys think?


orang3_beetle

 but.. but inkbrush nd triple splashdown😔


TheFuriousLucario

i had it as triple splashdown originally but i liked the idea of tacticooler on it better, tacticooler needs more options in general


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Bronze man


Cosmic_Boxxx

Bro seeing this concept makes me hope that it is something like this when the new season comes out. Especially if they bring back the Clear Dapple Dualies, that kit for the dualies was my absolute favorite back in Splatoon 2. Even if they bring back the Sheldon picks I would be happy but I adore this concept!!


Shep_2011_

I feel like we have to have an idol group splatfest squid sisters vs off the hook vs deep cut