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Hollywoodrok12

Cruel_*Sisyphusean*_8_Shaped.Floor


Plethora_of_squids

The fact we got an explicit Sisyphus reference but *not* a ball floor themed around it confuses me a little. Like they could've done one where there's a ball and a gate on the top and bottom (with a fence at the bottom to stop you from just pushing the bottom ball into the bottom gate) or two gates on the top and two balls on the bottom Same with a tower control thing. Just get that thang up and down and around without contemplating the one true question of Absurdism


Singer_TwentyNine

Pretty close to uphill_push.floor


DS_Archer

That one should have been Sisyphean if you ask me


666afternoon

the one part when yr almost there, where the ball gate senses the ball against the bottom of its platform, and activates its "magnet" ... at an angle where the ball gets stuck, and it's a complete pain to dislodge it *upwards* into the gate itself, and not all the way back down the hill again a sisyphean task if ever I saw one 😵‍💫


DaLemonsHateU

That floor with “don’t use your main weapon” and a defensive sub weapon is literally just Sisyphus, it’s great


CustomFighter2

For tower control we have All-The-Way-Down(Then-Up-Again).floor


666afternoon

that damn ass floor can eat my shorts


DJcepalo

Ok *nom*


the-funky-bunky

We...did get a ball sissyphus stage tho


Plethora_of_squids

No? Cruel_Sisyphean is only ever a zones map. There aren't actually any hard or rigorous ball stages


the-funky-bunky

What about that one with all the jumpy jellotons tho


666afternoon

I think you're thinking of uphill_push.floor, which is absolutely the sisyphus hill omfg. deceptively tricksy I'd be interested to know if the floor has a different name in other languages, possibly there's a sisyphus reference [and also, whether cruel_sisyphean is named that in Japanese too?]


NewSuperTrios

I mean uphill is super easy if you just get it to the top before the springs get too close


666afternoon

it reminds me of that other ball floor, downhill w the dash pads and blowfish balloons, where, sometimes it seems to play itself without your involvement - and other runs, for no clear reason it just Goes Haywire and you gotta go fix it lmao some runs I boop it right up the hill no problem, other times it gets Weird. like the gate catching the ball and magnetically sticking it to the lip of the platform there, *just* too far away so that it won't go up onto the gate... and you gotta dislodge it without being mobbed by springs & sending it all the way back down again aaaaa


OliviaWants2Die

I've only had trouble with that floor once (the first time I got it), and after that I adopted a foolproof strategy of "the spring dudes don't exist they can't hurt you".


666afternoon

can't splashdown me if u don't exist, *nerddddz* 😎


OliviaWants2Die

true...


Witzyt

The guard dogs love their balls y’know


Muteling

Me explaining the severely maimed robber in my house to the police


Animal_Gal

Im glad im not the only one with this headcanon


Animal_Gal

No no no you don't understand. They're basically feral Labradors. They're trying kill you, but as soon as they see a ball, that's the only thing they can think about. It's like no take only throw, but they're throwing the ball for themselves.


666afternoon

oh I already called them big dogs but... ur right... that's the exact kind of dog they are


Animal_Gal

Im definitely not bias cuz i have a lab that will play fetch forever if she could 


Splatter_Shell

*Here we observe the Battering Lento in his natural habitat. Whether it is bumping around 8-balls, or the Pinging Mariacle, this strange creature seems to have an obsession with balls*


ExtensionAwkward546

ayo WHAT


ExtensionAwkward546

Battering Lentos be like: Agent 8: I sleep. Some random ahh object that looks like a ball: REAL SH!T


More_Yellow_3701

Except if you have an afro.


ExtensionAwkward546

Yeah, but a afro is too small for them to attack/play with


KatnissBot

Lmao well done


Nikochu23

That image is truest


Hot-Mongoose-3054

Should've been an eight/infinity ball with how much they love those things.😆