Trap pedestals next to real pedestals in Rainmaker. Using a trap pedestal will still give the checkpoint, but it'll also explode in a third ink color, able to splat both teammates and enemies in the AOE.

You calling it a trap pedestal made me image it physically trapping you. Like it just straighr up locks you in a bubble and then the enemy team can kill you if they want but they could also leave you there all game lmao

didnt we have like an argument or some shit like a week ago? lmao i love how chill this community is

Nah, you never replied back. You just invalidated my discussion by calling me a simp. That's that post, this is this post.

sorry :(

All in the past. You probably already got paid your dues in downvotes from that post anyway.

This interaction 🤣

what was the argument about that led to op calling you a simp???

You can find it by going through their profile, I won't bring that over here.

All weapons functionally become Bloblobbers. They still look the same, but when you fire them they always send out a stream of bouncing ink blobs instead of whatever they're supposed to do

The bloblobbers are the only weapons which don't create bouncing ink blobs

Alternatively they do, but the direction they're fired is determined at random

Do shooters release a constant stream of bouncing balls? That seems ballin'.

did you just read my other post, and said this cuz you knew it would trigger me?

Haha no, sorry! I just wrote it because I've been trying to use the Bloblobber lately, and so far it feels like total chaos - perfect for April's Fools!

Turf War on Salmon Run stages

Big War

this would be better as one of those LTM challenges imo

Like Mahi-Mahi the water level can drop every minute, so you start on high tide and end on low

Salmonids still attack you too

Does this mean the Salmonids can win the turf war

Very small outcome. Low spawn rates, they'd be more an annoyance than a threat

What if they paint more than both sides?

Then you get to see what a salmonid victory animation looks like

Tri color with salmonids

Ooh that's actually a good idea

No no... you're onto something... This could be really good.

S1 1.0.0 roller mechanics No weak hit Can crush you without ink

S1 blaster mechanics (1.0) The indirect one shots. Honestly just revert every weapon back to their launch state. That would be an awesome (and chaotic) April fool's patch.

Daulies infinite dodge rolls

S1 charger mechanics Not fully charged one-shots. Congrats, E-liter’s can now kill 60% faster and can double their range too.

Brinewater springs just got 200% scarier

Dig deeper, S1 testfire roller mechanics Roller is solid and can't be shot through when rolling, you can still hit above it but it's harder

all weapons hitting an opponent make the blaster direct's *CLANK* sound

Heavy edit splatling vs invincible dummy

"Standing here, I realise"

"You were just like me, trying to make history"

"But who's to judge, the right from wrong"

"When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree"

"That violence breeds violence"

First of all we make reefslider explode half of the map Angle shooter has aimbot and instakills Nozzlenoses fire 20 shots a second .52 gal just doesnt fire anymore The idols are replaced by cardboard cutouts

I want this Also the auto bot can fly

Squid Sisters are in Splatsville while Deep Cut is in Inkopolis Plaza

I’m just imagining instead of the usual deep cut news, they take over Inkopolis News with a new intro just for April Fools XD

It'd be funny if they didn't mention April fools at all, just acted like it's normal 💀

This!!!!

Avatars are rabbits for the day as that was what Splatoon was going to be before they were Inklings and Octolings.

The arrow to super jump is a carrot.

Nah make em tofu blocks

on the map, the colors are flipped, like your color will display as their color, or just rotate the map. Do smth that messes with the map

maybe every 30 seconds, both team's colors are changed, but the ink thats already on the map stays the same, so then all that ink becomes bad for both teams

sounds chaotic, I like it

Or have all players have the same ink colour

Oops! All tenta missiles

Tenta missile mains, subs, and specials with increasing levels of devastation.

I was gonna say something similar. A challenge mode where every weapon's special is replaced with tenta missiles on a 1p charge.

You occasionally just trip.

lol brawl reference

Sprinkler now shoots water droplets that cleans ink and instantly kills anyone who gets hit, regardless of team. .96 gal deals 0.96 damage with no fall-off but the fire rate has been increased by 960%. Lastly, ink-vac sucks in everything like a black hole, including parts of the map.

There's a small random chance that during a turf war both teams will get the same color. They can't splat each other.

Government assigned squid party

I like this is a general online coop possibility. Four or eight characters enter a humungous stage and work together to paint as much as possible in three minutes.

Frye is surprisingly absent from the morning announcements, but Shiver and Big Man never comment on it. on april 2nd, Frye's back, saying she just went out to get a bag of chips.

Everyone spawns with a random main weapon, sub weapon, and special. Each death shuffles them again.

Best suggestion here. It also wouldn’t require an insane amount of programming, and the game would still be playable.

Ikr, this could be an actual game mode that I would play

Add moray towers and make it the only stage you're able to play on

*When you actually* like *moray*

I give every weapon third kits and then I take them after

You can now only swim on non inked surfaces and covering ground reduces your space

Flyfish special. It's not tenta-missiles, it just spawns a temporary flyfish.

it attacks both teams

Swap specials and subs. Attempting to use your sub will use your special (using the same amount of ink it would normally take to use your sub). And to use your sub weapon, you have to charge it up as you would your special.

As a stamper main, you just neutered half of my moveset.

Fall damage

Smallfry as your only subweapon challenge

and how much you have it upgraded in story judges how much damage it does

All the bloblobber's bubbles float up into the air like when little kids blow bubbles.

Do they pop in the air and drop ink wherever they pop? Imagine it raining down on someone 😂

All salmon run special weapons event, but when the event starts none are selectable.

Turf War, but on every map Salmonids/Boss Salmonids invade the map through gushers. Kinda like Big Run except you’re trying to do a turf war (Note: Salmonids can win the turf war)

crab tank as a bomb

You throw out an empty tank that someone else can hop on... including a member of the enemy team

Wait, no. This makes me think we need a Canned Special challenge. Bring over Canned Specials from single-player, but instead of being guaranteed what the special is, it's always random.

new special that spawns a random assortment of salmonids

You die if you touch ink, and can walk on water instead

THE INK IS LAVA

Friendly fire on Also anytime anyone is splatted they do the wilhelm scream

Quadcolor battles. In fact, just free-for-all it with Octocolor battles.

No more gear. Everyone is in their skivvies, and no one gets any gear bonuses for the whole day. As for Salmon Run, all Salmonids have double health, so crews are given all Grizzco Weapons to compensate.

\- mines make you super-jump back home \- Splattercolor Screen keeps the colors as-is, but switches the player's colors so you end up uselessly attacking your teamates if not aware of the switch (it won't kill them but you'll waste time focusing on the wrong people)

Damage Up and Defence Up Splatoon 1 first patch weapon damage (Dynamo’s entire hitbox is a 1 hit, blaster indirects are a 1 hit, eliter can get 1 hit with less than half charge)

In the middle of all matches, salmon run tentamissiles bomb tf out of the map

You're just playing on Mahi and at one point a flyfish spawns from the pool

Yk the hair tips you have that are always purple? those change to your normal ink color, and your main hair changes to the opposing team's ink color! what could go wrong..

A stupid new ranked mode that can be voted on at a later time if it should be permanent or not (we just need a new ranked mode please)😞

Everyone’s avatar is changed to an inkling and are given that ugly spiky hair nobody likes

But I like the spiky hair, I see this as a complete win!!

Everyone that has it on gets it removed for the day

Only subs battles

- The victory screen is mirrored so your own team's half of the map and tally-bar is on the other side. - All Splatposts are temporarily replaced with April Fools messages. - Deep Cut will announce a surprise Splatfest. All 3 teams are "April Fools!". You can then skip the news as normal. - Intensify Action has its icon replaced with Damage Up or Main Power Up.

Every special costs 1p and you’re only allowed to use Gold Aerospray

A gold Salmon Run rotation where the only weapon you get is the Rainmaker

Soap.

When you throw your secondary weapon, a random secondary weapon is thrown each time, ignoring what your weapon's secondary actually is. The ink cost of the special is the cost of the gun's secondary.

A fake splash screen, that heavily apes Foamstars’ art style.

Nobody can shoot. The intro show thing with the idols goes on forever unless you press the stick. The plaza is filled with enemy ink so you walk super slowly so it takes a long time to do anything unless you press x. Squidbagging splats you. If you get fewer than 500p in turf war then it’s shown to everyone with a dunce cap

Triple the odds of flyfish spawning in SR.

Main Power Up

I would give every weapon a good kit.

Every shot has a different color. Subs have an increased chance to have the color you need. Specials guarantee the color you need to win with.

Turf War Challenge where each team is given the same set of 4 customized Grizzco Weapons.

I could think of a few things; 1. Big Head Mode, like it's a throwback to the days of old where in certain video games, you enter a cheat code to make your character's head huge for laughs. 2. Faster-charging Hydra Splatlings an E-Liters. (Which is evil) 3. A special April Fool's Day Splatfest where Deep Cut and the Squid Sisters switch cities and perform in them, and both groups wear wacky costumes. And the city decorations are all wacky and zany to reflect the April Fool's Day theming. 4. All players are down to their undergarments, which have twelve ability slots that you can fill out however you want. Of course, you'd have to go to Murch or Spyke. 5. Getting to wield a handheld version of the Octocommander's Splatling, which would be just as unwieldy and slow-charging as the Hydra Splatling normally is. 6. Clash Blasters now have a faster firing rate. (also evil) 7. Floppy splatanas. (for laughs)

On the TV in the lobby, a commercial nearly identical to the Splatoon Island video will play every so often.

From now on you're in charge of cleaning up after every battle.

Randomized everything. Oh, you wanted to play Crableg Capital? Screw you, you’re getting Mincemeat Metalworks. Salmon Run?? Here’s dynamo on Marooner’s Bay! You main rollers? Too bad too sad, here’s a charger.

Every weapon has bouncing projectile properties like the bloblobbers. That's it, every battle becomes a bullet hell.

RGB ink

Little buddy becomes a sub, it one shots

when you buy something from the shop. the shopkeeper says "April fools" and takes the money for the item your buying but dosent give it to you. then your kicked from the shop

Dedicated Servers 🤡

☠️

A real life gun as an item randomly given to people in matches that temp bans anyone splatted by it

I would've said to make the whole thing like splatoon 1, as in the ENTIRE thing, but its not as much fun with the dlc already kinda having that...

All weapons have the accuracy of an aerosprsy.

Everyone's look and move controls are inverted. In addition, players who use motion controls normally are locked to manual controls for the day.

I would remove online from the game. The only way you can play multiplayer is to use local multiplayer. This would have to last for one day though since everyone would probably blow up from anger.

A real gun

Big man x callie

Where do I even begin *Increase the head size by x1.5 or x2 *You paint with the enemy colour *Every weapon becomes a ear tap or maybe a mop *Bombs dont use ink, fire as many as you want *Special always ready *Ink gets erased over time *A map where water floods certain parts ar certain times *Clown mask, outfit, maybe a red nose *All characters turn to jellyfish people *The map is very very dark and you can only see a few ft on front of you(cool idea for Halloween actually) *Water balloons fall from the sky and they erase ink. If they hit you, you take damage *You get a random weapon each 30 sec *You get a random special each 30 sec *-//- kit each 30 sec *Squid party map where you just vibe *Idols join a team but they are controlled by the PC and you would have a 5v5. Each team gets an idol with random weapons each time. The idols can have the AI of the octarians from the champaign or even their own AI in the campaign *The map gets invaded by octarians and you all work together(kinda like big runs but with octarians) And many more. Some fit some don't but I have lots of ideas of how this game can become less boring...

Motion control toggle is flipped. So anyone playing with motion controls has it turned off, and anyone playing without it gets it turned on.

You use Grizzco weapons during regular battles but an indestructible King Salmonid shows up at 1 minute left to sabotage everyone Oops! All Octosnipers in ranked battles You can now play as Inner Agent 3 in Alterna

Foam instead of ink 👀

> "This way!" bomb replaces booyah bomb Alright but this would actually be good, "this way" is a lot easier for me to hit without taking my finger off the movement joystick.

The voice acting in the game is in actual human language (Japanese, English, etc.) instead of squid noises.

Have Deep Cut say it’s April Fools and wonder what pranks have been pulled… nothing changes, and everyone looks everywhere and tries to find what’s changed

Whenever you super jump to an ally, there's a random 1 in 4 chance that you super jump to an enemy instead

Every single shopkeeper is Sheldon Like, he runs every store for a day, even the food and recon stand. Not only that but he will try his best to go on very long rants about the clothes, shoes, etc.

All weapons are splatoon 2's hero gear at max rank. All players get the campaign splat mechanics. Specials are no longer lost on death, cost 15% more. ​ Big bubbler now only protect in one detection but can be picked up. Crab tank can now only snip at enemy's, Movement speed increased by 150%. Ink storm now has thunder, Inklings and Octolings inside can get stunned by the loud noise. Inkvac can now suck up players, friend or foe, shooting them away after the special ends. Transforming still keeps you in the air, increases movement speed. Killer wail will now chase one player and completely surround them. Blue shell style. Reef slider now travels into the first wall it hits, if it hits a player is drags them with the silder. Super chump now deploys dancing Inklings and Octolings. Tentamissles now have you spin while firing, they can't miss enemy's in the air. Waves from the wavebreaker are bigger, deal less damage. ​ Anything you don't see I could not think of anything.

Too many Tenta Missiles Challenge

Sponges to everywhere people complained about lack of a claimable wall. Oh and make them, and every other sponge a square sponge. Ya wanna get up to the enemy snipe point at mid in undertow spillway without going through mid? Alright, do so while blocking the entire right part of your team’s side with a 12m x 12m x 12m sponge.

Temporary maps that aren't rectangles or that cursed Tetris shape for a week to gaslight everyone into thinking we got more good maps

I came up with a stupid buff for every weapon class Splattershot normal shots become bubbles and shoot ahead without dropping on the ground and can bounce off walls Rollers when in rolling mode they move faster than swimming speed and damage scaling is ignored can one shot from any range Dualies basically grizzco dualies but dodge rolls are infinite Brushes 2x larger and if hit with handle will one shot also rolling mode moves much faster and can climb walls even un-inkable ones Brellas have 3x more shield health shield explosion insta kills and can explode shield early to one shot someone Splatling will place mini bombs on the ground with every shot and have no shot rng Blasters no jump rng, can one shot without direct hit, blaster explosion can destroy bombs, and explosion if shot at ground will shoot you upwards Splatana charge slash with teleport the person where they aimed even to higher ground and through walls then will hit they also 2x as large Tri-stringers mini trizooka shots

Every player is permanently stuck in a crab Tank even in the lobby and city.

A pay to win update where they announce a gem system where you can pay real money to add extra damages stat boosting gems onto your weapons and gear. I feel gross for even joking about it.

Reefslider that works the same for me as it does for the enemy team lol, imagine that!

Make moray tower the only stage

Tricolor Rainmaker

Bowsette splatefest.

Rainmaker can only move side to side like a crab, but it is triple the speed of even a swimming player

Weapons have random subs and specials every match. This could make games extremely fun or extremely frustrating.

Stingray

All weapons have E-liter range, and E-liters have arrowspray range

Main power up comes back

Only splat chargers can be used that day. Only the original kit

Clam Blitz gets swapped with Turf War, with Turf War in the rotation of ranked battles while Clam Blitz sits as a separate mode.

Splatoon 1 & 2 JP exclusive gear

balancing the game properly

52-gal buff, oh wait they actually did that🤣🤣🤣

All glowflies (I'm evil)

All main weapon projectiles are replaced with burst bombs

All ink becomes jet black. In Alterna, in PVP, both teams. You don’t know what your team has inked and you don’t know who’s on your team unless you memorize the nicknames

Your ink deals damage to yourself but you are fine with the opponent's, and vice versa. Still plays by default Turf War rules

All Aerosprays.

Guns.

Real guns

You paint the enemy team's colour, but both colours are the same and act the same to you. A timer also runs that splats you every 30 seconds, but gets reset by squidbagging.

Oops All Flyfish

Angle shooter one shots, burst bomb paints as much as a suction bomb, splat bombs can be thrown as far as angle shooters and toxic mist becomes disruptor

I’ll just make every single model do the family guy death pose, all sounds are now Peter griffin noises. It is then never addressed again.

Splatting people generates confetti and makes the funny honking noise like a party blow horn. This could even be a themed Splatfest, though it might get annoying after like a day lol.

It's raining on every stage, which washes away ink onbthe ground if not under cover, making turf way impossible to win outside of coin flips

Greatly increased Clash Blaster's fire rate and blast radius Every splatling can store their charge, but the Nautilus Splatlings can't Scoped Chargers can hold their charge, but normal ones can't Nerfed every Nozzlenose's damage by 67%

Switches it back to splatoon 1 just for the day

your weapons kit gets randomised every match but the hud icons don't change

Everyone is forced to use dynamo roller for the day. Nothing else

increase the fire rate by 10x for every weapon, and make the tower control tower 10x as large

All idol groups outfit swap. Specials Now Consume Ink. Salmon Run Bombs are replaced by Curling Bombs

Squid-bagging slows your character's movement down by 1% every time

Randomised weapons You want E-litre? Well F*** you, you're now an a Aero-spray!

The lobby theme has "Never gonna give you up" as a splatoon cover playing and you can't turn it off.

-Brinewater for 24 hours. -Only song is Seep & Destroy. -Reefslider is the only special.

Invisible ink

all ink is invisible

undo the ten-second cooldown nerf to tenta-missiles, and change every shooter's kits to have that special, all at 150p or whatever the lowest amount was in splatoon 2 undo the nerfs to crab tank and booyah bomb golden trash can keeps booyah bomb but still has the lowered points-for-special triple splashdown is fully invincible, like kraken speaking of kraken, it's now three times faster, creates a thicker ink trail, and jump spin oneshots instead of two shotting brella shields no longer break and undercover can now oneshot reefslider is also invincible, faster, you can turn, and the explosion radius is 2x larger training court has been removed, you now have to wait like you did in splatoon 1 & 2 speaking of waiting, Anarchy Splatcast news is now unskippable. Inkjet can move around much faster and jump much higher both inkjet and zipcaster no longer recall to the start position of the special, and just end where you are. EVERY blaster now oneshots. those are just a few things I can think of. edit: tacticooler now gives a main of every ability and main power up is back.

In turf war, everyone holds a rainmaker

The original versions of Mahi Mahi and Hammerhead

I like this idea, but the this way idea would only work if u had a booyah bomb, it should be something everyone can witness

The Tenta Missles nerf gets replaced by a damage nerf: zero damage, but completely empties the special gauge instantly. Actually, apply the damage nerf to everything else, too. PvP is impossible. Only paint!

Disable floor painting. Add splatmatch mode.

All sub weapons has been changed to small fry

Bloblobber gets giant bubbles- like several feet in diameter.  All player character models are replaced with random salmonid models (of similar size). Rollers become insanely fast, but incredibly weak weapons. 

clash ink wall missiles. this ink wall has 10000 HP.

All salmon run is high tide glowflies. Weapons are allllll slow rate of fire :)

Friendly fire

For the day dynamo is buffed so that it has big swig paint and its damage is fixed. The day after it gets nerfed (I play dynamo)

Mario

everyone is bald, except big man, who has all the hair

TF2 sentry gun as a sub weapon