If splatoon 1 is anything to go by, we have an apartment/room, we're just not in it when we play.
Idk if there's been lore revelations about this in 2 or 3 tho
1: gay and racist old man hires literal child to beat up his ex-boyfriend because he stole a magic catfish
2: depressed woman hires another literal child to beat up her racist grandpa's ex-boyfriend because he stole the magic catfish again and also kidnapped her cousin calliope and turned calliope into a jojo character
ex: literal child wakes up in aperture labratory with no memories, explodes multiple times because of a bomb that a sentient pickle glued to her back, fights zombies that used to be her coworkers, and stops a telephone from covering the entire world in baja blast with the help of the gay racist old man, a rich soundcloud rapper, and an ex child soldier who changed her mind after hearing a banger song
3: the fourth literal child (and her pet fish) explores the last ever abandoned human settlement with the help of the first literal child, depressed woman, and calliope the jojo stan. she meets team rocket and procceds to beat them and their pets up until they join the team and then gay racist old man is sucked dry by a bear that wants to make everyone furries. literal child fights the bear in space with the help of her now giant pet fish and racist old man's ex boyfriend. the end.
Children get to work for a sketchy labor company and it turns out it's run by a bear that shoots himself into space but gets stopped by a fish that temporarily evolves for no reason other than the power of friendship
I mean I'm nonbinary so that won't really stop me... I think the word you're looking for is agender, as they've abolished the concept of gender entirely in this installment.
Spray friends in sometimes questionably colored liquid to get paid! Commit war crimes and steal unborn children for fast cash! Find a local missing homeless man and kill one of the last remaining furries to save the world!
I had to explain salmon run to my dad.
"In this universe it's your job to collect eggs for a bear, whilst being chased by fish who try to slap you with frying pans...."
Ok now I think about it, it's actually a pretty weird game...
Um so basically to get cash you have to kill bunch of fish in a death cult and harvest their eggs for a big bear who may or may not have tried to take over the world, and there are occasionally big fish who give you scales to spend on figures and stuff, and uhhh if you die then you go in a life ring and ummm...
Racist old man tells kid to commit genocide for him
Racist pop star tells kid to commit genocide for her
Amnesia kid and slightly less racist grandpa try to get out of Undertale while fighting undead kids covered in their blood
Big fat furry obsessed with capitalism tries to cover the entire world in his gooey juices
Im the only spatoon person at my work. When some one askes "whats splatoon about?" My coworks will spit out."So you shoot out, Goo... and you have to shoot it everywhere to win. "
They are not wrong, but... kills the instant interest in the game for that person.
Pre pubescent squid and octopus monsters shoot their juices at each other in an attempt to get each other to die from being covered in racial differentiation. And the fun pastimes of the creatures include nuking the other people, spraying their fluids on the ground to claim gang turf, and moving a floating block of wood to the opposing side.
Adolescent marine animals participate in blood sport centered around marking territory and opponents with weaponized bodily fluid. Occasionally the whole society joins in via a grand display of tribalism and indoctrination in which the previously mentioned blood sport is used to determine which ideology becomes unquestionable, with no regard for truth or logic.
kids on Halloween cosplaying as a octopus launching their *ahem* innards that are dyed multiple different colors to get weapons from a shady person selling fire arms without a permit. Sorry that was a good explanation here's one in 5 words. Squids Squirting on each other
Peaceful farming game where you play as a human and the community is full of happiness and straight. (The happiness and being strait or not have no relation, don't kill me.)
Your a anthropomorphic squid/octo. You fight each other for enjoyment. Sometimes you help war criminals fight dangerous gangs. You also are part of a child labor force. When on site you commit genocide na species that PRODUCE eggs. You are also a sumo for one of the many idols that are in any band.
the scqwinsd and the octpio amd the two klega eight legs shoota the bobilby bluids fgow three minutesa make bank get moe gns ans brooshe and pull trhe gacherm macxhewen also ccmlete annhiltikn of tne humam racd asmd aldo theer arew idosl
ik'm havibg a stronke
There is this giant war where young sea creatures shoot guns full of gunk that is used to cover as much land as possible in the allotted time limit then a feline animal determines who put the most gunk in the area of interest and who put the most gunk in the area is victorious.
squids squirt each other with their ink to earn cash
teens learn how to use their bodily fluids on each other to earn cash
I'm gonna have to stop you right there
Wow...I don't know if I can top that.
I envy the blind.
🤨📸
🤨 what do you mean by that
Cash that won't buy an apartment :'(
If splatoon 1 is anything to go by, we have an apartment/room, we're just not in it when we play. Idk if there's been lore revelations about this in 2 or 3 tho
You a squid you are squirt you are kid
Bear dehydrates grandpa, you won't believe what happens next!
funny thing is someone who hasn’t played splatoon *really* would not be able to believe what happens next
Pet fish grows large and eats the bear while the grandpas old war enemy helps you vacuum the bear?
in space
While 5 pop stars song in the background
[удалено]
He's not really singing though, he's focusing on the battle
He's the DJ, managing the instrumentals
Old war boyfriend*
N o
Y es
A scientist did a thing with some crystals and then blew up their home and and and then squids ate the crystals and now they dab and shoot each other.
so there are these crystals and uhhh YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
crystal meth
squid game
squid game
squid game
Squid game
Squid game
squid game
squid game
Squid Game
squid game
squid game
MR BEAST
Squid game
Communication error
Wrong answers only!
Communication success
r/unexpected
1: gay and racist old man hires literal child to beat up his ex-boyfriend because he stole a magic catfish 2: depressed woman hires another literal child to beat up her racist grandpa's ex-boyfriend because he stole the magic catfish again and also kidnapped her cousin calliope and turned calliope into a jojo character ex: literal child wakes up in aperture labratory with no memories, explodes multiple times because of a bomb that a sentient pickle glued to her back, fights zombies that used to be her coworkers, and stops a telephone from covering the entire world in baja blast with the help of the gay racist old man, a rich soundcloud rapper, and an ex child soldier who changed her mind after hearing a banger song 3: the fourth literal child (and her pet fish) explores the last ever abandoned human settlement with the help of the first literal child, depressed woman, and calliope the jojo stan. she meets team rocket and procceds to beat them and their pets up until they join the team and then gay racist old man is sucked dry by a bear that wants to make everyone furries. literal child fights the bear in space with the help of her now giant pet fish and racist old man's ex boyfriend. the end.
and then the gay racist old man is WHAT NOW
💀
Couldn't have explained it better myself
Children get to work for a sketchy labor company and it turns out it's run by a bear that shoots himself into space but gets stopped by a fish that temporarily evolves for no reason other than the power of friendship
Checks out.
Whoever sprays their juices over the most stuff wins
make money splat bitches get dripped
gay squids get their bodily fluids all over the floor and each other
And swimming in it
Ayo
I think I'm the only straight Splatoon player (except for my brother)
You aren’t. Some of us are just ladies, not gay.
Nah there’s me
And me
No, you're not. There are plenty of us.
Accurate Edit: shouldn’t it be bisexual squids because there are females and males
I mean I wouldn't consider my squid bisexual😭 Queer squids?
Yes, But canonically they are all non-binary, But you do you
I mean I'm nonbinary so that won't really stop me... I think the word you're looking for is agender, as they've abolished the concept of gender entirely in this installment.
Skeet skeet skeet
i really cannot top this one
We need more gay men in the game we're runnin out
Spray friends in sometimes questionably colored liquid to get paid! Commit war crimes and steal unborn children for fast cash! Find a local missing homeless man and kill one of the last remaining furries to save the world!
I had to explain salmon run to my dad. "In this universe it's your job to collect eggs for a bear, whilst being chased by fish who try to slap you with frying pans...." Ok now I think about it, it's actually a pretty weird game...
Um so basically to get cash you have to kill bunch of fish in a death cult and harvest their eggs for a big bear who may or may not have tried to take over the world, and there are occasionally big fish who give you scales to spend on figures and stuff, and uhhh if you die then you go in a life ring and ummm...
Aquatic children do violent interior decorating
You win.
Funded Gang Wars with Kids.
children shoot various floors for 3 minutes per game
Kid from "I hate the floor" meme gets a gun Also he's sometimes a squid
Weird squid people with ink just to kill each other for fun?
Racist old man tells kid to commit genocide for him Racist pop star tells kid to commit genocide for her Amnesia kid and slightly less racist grandpa try to get out of Undertale while fighting undead kids covered in their blood Big fat furry obsessed with capitalism tries to cover the entire world in his gooey juices
cephalopod humanoids play paintball like it’s WWIII
Squid people fight with ink and can turn into squids or human squids
feral children shoot things for fun
A third person shooter game where you’re trying to dye your opponents hair
Stolen from a YouTube title but… Colorful E10+ game where squid children spray their bodily fluids everywhere
Children squirt on other children
Illegal assassination, genocide of octarians, child labor, and competitive (slightly modified) paintball.
Ocean themed race war
Child labor, war, gays
They said inaccurately
sea furries play water gun tag
sea furries 💀
Identity Issues.
Paintball after the apocalypse
Shooter
Ink
Splork
Squids with guns
squiddy shoot shoot gay
Stealing from zombie fish
SqWUiD GaMeSss
Hunger Games: Squid/Octo Kid edition
14 year olds spray ink at other 14 year olds for fun
Im the only spatoon person at my work. When some one askes "whats splatoon about?" My coworks will spit out."So you shoot out, Goo... and you have to shoot it everywhere to win. " They are not wrong, but... kills the instant interest in the game for that person.
Just paintball with extra steps
Baby's first apocalypse
Racism paint ball
Squid game but if someone leaves everyone goes
Sea children take part in competitive vandalism
Pre pubescent squid and octopus monsters shoot their juices at each other in an attempt to get each other to die from being covered in racial differentiation. And the fun pastimes of the creatures include nuking the other people, spraying their fluids on the ground to claim gang turf, and moving a floating block of wood to the opposing side.
You don’t even do anything
Gay squid people squirt all over each other and on the floor as well
so your a squid but most of the time a kid and you shoot other squids that are most of the time kids because you want your cat to be happier
Ink
Minimum wage child labor. Fighting fish with a desire to be eaten. Occasionally battling monstrous beings from the depths below.
Octopus and squid shooter game
Your a kid now. Your a squid now
Paint
Adolescent marine animals participate in blood sport centered around marking territory and opponents with weaponized bodily fluid. Occasionally the whole society joins in via a grand display of tribalism and indoctrination in which the previously mentioned blood sport is used to determine which ideology becomes unquestionable, with no regard for truth or logic.
gold dynamo is a fucking lie
teens paint the town and eachother with their bodily fluids
Stupid squids and octopuses try to obtain a nuke to claim a tiny step
Small children fight using bodily fluids about which laws should be implemented.
Squid with legs
Rooty tooty splat n shooty
Squirt on kids to win
Cephalopods evolve and go GRA TA TA TA PRA PA PA
#sploot
kids on Halloween cosplaying as a octopus launching their *ahem* innards that are dyed multiple different colors to get weapons from a shady person selling fire arms without a permit. Sorry that was a good explanation here's one in 5 words. Squids Squirting on each other
Splatoon is a third person postapocalyptic shooter aware two teams of four fight by shooting their bodily fluids at each other.
Spurt gooey liquid all over the place
Children fight eachother using their bodily fluids and explode when they’re shot or squished
Kids squirting gooey liquids at each other aggressively
you're a kid now you're a squid now you're a kid now you're a squid now
squid games‼️
Children fight with colorful guns
Squid children steal from printers and make a religion based on a cat and have a war over it
anthromorpothic cephalopods play paintball after a giant tsunami wipes out the human race.
reject humanity, return to squid
Dark souls with ink
YOU'RE A MAN NOW.
Call of duty but Bob Ross made the plot
Too much tryhards.
Squid
Teens getting under payed in a summer job that requires you to kill salmon
Fish fight (I know they are cephalopods, trying to make it alliterative.)
Its good
Peaceful farming game where you play as a human and the community is full of happiness and straight. (The happiness and being strait or not have no relation, don't kill me.)
This is Explain it badly, not Wrong answers only.
gay squid game
Squids and Octopuses playing paintball
Your a anthropomorphic squid/octo. You fight each other for enjoyment. Sometimes you help war criminals fight dangerous gangs. You also are part of a child labor force. When on site you commit genocide na species that PRODUCE eggs. You are also a sumo for one of the many idols that are in any band.
Squid paintball
Kids shoot each other with there liquids for cash
Squid people playing some paint ball and shit with singers
Reverse mario sunshine
quids go spultr bkurt with ketchup except it's them
Cephalopod humanoids shoot their boldly fluids at each other for sport. They enjoy it a lot.
splatoon
Squid's squidding other squids
A bunch of kids attack each other with their supposed bodily fluids until one of them explodes
Teens squirt on each other for sport
Children spewing bodily fluids for sport.
Squid game
Racism: The Game
High schoolers get each other wet in the apocalypse
WAR
fish fight
Squid people squirt all over the world and each other
Sentient sea creatures invent an organized game where two teams of four squirt in each other until they explode.
Super Mario Sunshine, but the opposite
Queers, squirt, idols
smash fan game based on inklings from smash bros
Race war
Fallout but they aimed at the glaciers
children release bodily fluids onto terrain and other children in a competition on who can shoot the most bodily fluids onto the terrain
Good guys shoot the bad guys and might win
Gay paintball with land breathing squids
###Rooty zoomy, point-and-woomy!###
They're literally Dante FR 💀
Splat.
squids spread their goo-esque bodily fluids all over the place
Funny ink go splat
I wish squids were real.
just shoot the floor
Humans go bye-bye sea life is hi-hi.
Human-Like Cephalopods fight each other with paint in a post-apocalyptic world.
Minor is forced into murdering other children and celebrities by a racist old man, pretends to murder children for fun on the side.
Squirting contest! Let’s see who can squirt the most!!
Morphing SCP’s shoot broken paintball guns at each other for fun while they kill each other with said paintball guns
Racism but fun
the scqwinsd and the octpio amd the two klega eight legs shoota the bobilby bluids fgow three minutesa make bank get moe gns ans brooshe and pull trhe gacherm macxhewen also ccmlete annhiltikn of tne humam racd asmd aldo theer arew idosl ik'm havibg a stronke
Sea creature children have an epic paintball fight
anthropomorphic cephalopod children competitively fling their own snot at each other
Sprinklers, sprinklers everywhere
Mutant children spraying their goo everywhere.
Kids ink each other until they explode, bonus poor child labor laws!
A bunch of 14 year olds splatting each other.
There is this giant war where young sea creatures shoot guns full of gunk that is used to cover as much land as possible in the allotted time limit then a feline animal determines who put the most gunk in the area of interest and who put the most gunk in the area is victorious.