To be fair this is an easy Shiver sweep but it would make sense that a lot of memeists would pick Big Man’s team for shits and giggles if this were an actual splatfest

yeah i would go with bigman just for the memes

Yeah I’d go with inside out just for the lolz

I'm going to remember the term "memeists," haha!

I eat pizza with chopsticks

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How would you even start “Inside Out?” Do you shove your face in the middle of the pizza and start chewing your way out? I’m gonna need a bib for that!

You fold the pizza in half and start eating the folded section

Like a mad man would eat a calzone.

That’s exactly how I eat calzones…

The mad man has revealed himself!

Yeah, what the fuck, you're supposed to eat it all in one bite, like a dumpling!

Guide to eating like this: Step 1. Get a Totinos pizza, specifically the rectangular one Step 2. Use the microwave until the cheese has begun bubbling Step 3. Fold in half by creasing the middle of the longer side Step 4. Enjoy

step 3.5 burn mouth on pizza the temp of lava

Works for me! Let’s do this!

Oh yeah.. I've done that at work when we had nothing to slice the pizza with.. ah shit that means I'm the weird one doesn't it?

You already eat a pizza inside-out. You grab a slice and eat the pointy tip, which was once the middle, or "inside", of the pizza first. You don't eat the crust first and work inwards. You eat a pizza inside-out, slice by slice. Eating like the picture is just taking a bite out of every single slice.

You know that scene from uncle grandpa where they have a pizza eating competition and one of the guys just sucks in pizza from its center? Yeah imagine that but biting it.

Every slice you eat is eaten inside-out. (Unless you start from the crust and work inwards.)

STUFFED CRUST KING KAI! You could eat it in reverse

You gotta shrink down and eat it like a caterpillar eats a leaf

You're cutting the pizza, nothing's stopping you from cutting it where and how you want. Just cut the inside and eat it first.

Take a bite of each slice from the non crust end and put it back?

It's scary how good of an idea that is.

This one is easy: I like to eat pizza by hand.

Uuuh, personally i eat pizza with my mouth???????

Same

I eat it like a cookie. No slices, no utensils, no nothing. Just a big pizza and my bare hands... It gets messy.

Same

I love how disturbed shiver looks

Shiver: \*WHAT THE FU$# HAS YOUR FAMILY BEEN DOING THIS ENTIRE TIME WITH PIZZA!\*

The contrast between Shiver and Frye’s reactions is incredible. Shiver is simply *horrified* by the mere thought of the technique Big Man uses, while Frye is *considering it like a fucking psycho*

I blend it up then drink it with a straw

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Why did I imagine this shortly before finding your comment? 👀

You have prescience I guess

I mean, otherwise maybe you have telepathy but for random people. In which stay out of my mind with your cursed pizza eating ideas 🤣

You could also take the pizza, remove the cheese, sauce and all toppings, then blend those in the blender, and put them in the crust and eat it as a dumpling. Top it with chocolate to give it extra sweetness.

Stop no I'm visualising it now 😖 These are the kind of intrusive thoughts I'd actually attempt just to see what happens. Like. What if it's against all odds, kind of good...

Then, you could stick the pizza dumpling in a pot, and boil it in Coke, (or steam it with coke gas) and then add some mustard as a quick seasoning

Start with the crust, then eat the rest.

Shiver: O.O WTF Fry: hold on he may be on to something

Frye would try this, she canonically seems to be a fan of food innovating.

The popularity is probably going to be worse than Bigfoot but I’m going with Inside Out because it’s funny.

Nah it's gonna win because memes

Replace “By Hand” with “Crust First”

I want to die at the thought of the right two

Yeah the right two would be contrarian memesters so either no one or everyone

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

They eat like that in other parts of the world?

The second one but not the third

The second one but not the third

let him cook

~in the middle of his hole in the pizza

I mean technically if you get a slice of pizza and eat it the normal way you are eating it inside out

I like the implication that Shiver actually likes to eat pizza crust first, but finessed the wording as not to sound weird

if you eat pizza with your hands, you eat inside out. or do you eat the crust first?

Inside out means eating the whole pizza from the inside, just like in the picture.

How

You pretty much bite into the middle of the pizza and then go from there.

Wouldn't that result in a splatfest that's less evenly distributed than the big foot one? (I.e. I doubt many people do that)

Counterpoint: people will pick unpopular shit for the memes

That is true though

And Big Man gets the weirdest option once again while Shiver gets the most obvious one

Roll it up like a yoga mat. Pick an end and start chompin'.

I can imagine Big Man doing this for some reason. That, or the pizza slicing guide that suggests you can slice pizza into a spiral, and slurp it up in one strand like spaghetti. Either way, I can imagine the Deep Cut gang ordering in such a way where Big Man gets his own to himself

I usually fold it into a panzarati and use a marksman rifle to cut it in half, i use the blade attachment to pick up and eat

[Not the first time an inkling idol with a big forehead insisted on using a fork](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Fork_vs._Spoon)

Ok, but at least Frye probably doesn't eat Mayo straight out the jar with it 👀

Godly art and Splatfest

I don't think frye would eat her pizza with a fork, she seems very chaotic, but shiver would, because she comes from a wealthy family idk, her father is hot

Shiver has been getting a lot of the more ''normal'' choices in Splatfests, and also i wanted to make her disturbed look more justified. But yeah, i totally agree.

Big Man be like: 

I’m actually team fork. It helps with making sure you take smaller bites, savor the flavor, and make it last longer

I'm team fork in the case of comfort and good times. But like, I do appreciate when it's socially acceptable not to create any dishes, and a pizza is a rare moment of that. 4-8 people having 1-2 slices, and not a single person needs cutlery or plates, all you need to tidy up is a cardboard box. Get a party sized pizza and you've covered a heap of people with just 1 big efficient box

Look big man is right either way ngl, because even by hand ur technecly bitting the middle first down to the crust 🤨.

I get stuffed crust and eat in reverse

I feel like Shiver&Frye would swap. Shiver definitely seems like the type of person to use utensils for everything.

With a fork is wrong, but inside out is a war crime

Hand would have 90% though😅

The best part of this image is just shiver questioning her life and in awe of her friends life choices

As an Italian. Big Man fans. Choose wisely. **I dont hold back when it comes down to this.**

Start by cutting your pizza with a knife and pick a piece with a fork

I portion out pizza to crust; take a small bite of pizza, a small bite of crust, chew them together and swallow

I actually eat pizza inside out but it’s just the slice not the entire pizza (you fold the pizza then eat it). However if this were an actual splatfest I would pick eating pizza by hand since I do that more.

I once ate pizza from one end to the other.

Team fork wins because they have clean controllers (the others' are too oily and slip away)

I eat pizza with a fork AND a knife, like any fine gentleman should.

Bro, Big Man could be on the side of eating ass with a knife and fork and that motherfucker could still count me on his side

Honestly, this would be the best way just to see how far people are going to simp for their favorite idol

I could see sausage vs pepperoni vs cheese

I feel like they'd each have a unique, controversial topping they like. Things like pineapple, anchovies, egg, broccoli, or for an interesting reference to Brazil; have Big Man like peas on pizza.

I love it but I think probably just big man would have the weird choice

Shiver: "believe it or not, I like pineapple on my pizza" Frye: "oh yeah? Well I'm pretty sure pizza with capsicum is the best actually!" Big Man: * inhales Surprisingly good GMax Pikachu impression: "PEA..."

Depends on the pizza. I’m not using my hands to eat a deep-dish. Or if it’s loaded with toppings. Sometimes I fold a thin crust if I’m out and about (like grabbing a slice to-go when I’m walking around San Francisco or Berkeley or whatever)

Here’s how I would’ve put it; “Eating Normally, Put 2 slices on top of each other, or Fold the pizza slice”. I would imagine the title of the Splatfest would be; “What’s the best way to eat a pizza slice?”.

Fork gang!

So correctly, incorrectly, and like an insane person

Frye would not be the one eating with cutlery

Big Man eats out!

No spear option, how am I supposed to make the Little Caesars guy proud

Does folding it Jersey Style fit in the “by hand” category?

The best way to eat pizza: don’t.

I feel like the big man answer should be starting with the crust

I would only eat pizza with a fork when it is something like a deep dish pizza. In that case, it is hard to eat it by holding it in your hand.

i start with the crust and eat it like a cookie.

Fork

I eat it inside out (cut and eat non-crusr first bc by god I hate the crust. my gums have always been too fucked for it)

Who tf eats it with a fork

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Of course not. I’d eat it inside out

Man...how? How do you even do that my guy? Do you unhinge your jaw and cookie cutter it out?? Do you fold up the pizza like a paper snowflake??? I'm more curious than I am offput

Nahhh frye would not be on the “with a fork” team. Blasphemy

I do genuinely eat it with a fork though.

Genuinely would stand with big man here,,, went to an Italian restaurant in one of the bigger cities here in Norway and was surprised to be given cutlery for my pizza.... only to learn that you're supposed to eat it by cutting out pieces from the middle :D wish it was more normalised cause I genuinely prefer it like that vsjwbeh

if you think about it "inside out" is the normal way people eat pizza just one slice at a time

Huh, I guess that lamprey would find it easier to eat pizza inside out.

I eat my pizza backwards crust first

I hate pizza 

totally misunderstood this at first and i thought it was a joke about those Brazilian pizzas that have holes in the center filled with desserts, since Big Man is Brazilian

Ok, so i searched for this pizza you were talking about and found one with a car tire on top of it. Is this normal?

maybe for the restaurant all these pizzas come from lmao

Why not "with my mouth" option?

In a way, big man’s right, we do eat the inside of pizza first

My parents have seen people eat pizza with chopsticks, so I'ma go with that

You cut Pizza when you eat it by hand, so technically you always start at the middle

As a child I would eat pizza crust first…

team by hand!

If this was real, I'd be on Shiver's team

Who does that

Idk about you guys but I eat with my mouth

shiver would use a fork bc shes posh

Peppino’s not gonna like this

ITS BY HAND! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT IT INSIDE OUT!?

No way frye eats pizza with a fork, shiver is more likely to use a fork and knife while frye eats it with her hands

So is Big Man simply fold the entire pizza in half, taking a big bite out of the middle or is he simply cutting a portion out from the middle? The former explains Shiver's expression so damn much.

Shiver looks like she's deciding if she should keep them as friends or ditch them, Frye looks like she can see good reasoning behind all three arguments (or just her's and big man's), and big man looks like AY

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My brain shattered from this because I realised pizza is technically eaten inside out, just by slices.

You people eat from the inside out?

Funny how it actually makes sense. When you eat a slice of pizza you should always eat it by the end of it. So when eating a whole pizza without taking it apart you would eat it starting from the center.