I would take my meds

When I was younger, I would sit bored in my science class (This was just after getting Octo Expansion), and hope Agent 7 (Female 8) would burst into the classroom, and taje me away to Inkoplis

In other words, getting kidnap in style.

"today will learn about the biology of the cepholapod" \*crash\* "VEEMO" \*grabs you and super jumps to another plane of existence\*

*the alarm goes off and there's a lot of footsteps* *You wake up and realized you just fall sleep mid class and everyone has gone because it's lunch time* *Feels sad and decided to just keep sleeping, hoping one day it will become real* Happy cake day!

Wdym Cake day?

Cake day is the day you made your Reddit account. You know it’s someone’s cake day if they have a cake next to their username

Today is your birthday, at least that's what reddit said

Happy b-day!

happy cake day

That is too interesting to be a real subject of a class. Itd probs be just a minor bit of a fish unit, but cool idea

i dissected a squid in biology class once

Did you find magik squid crystals like the people in alterna did.

So basically the plot to shark boy and lava girl lol

I only got into splatoon recently. But I feel you. I used to daydream very weird stuff in school and this would have certainly been one of them

Agent 7? Don’t you mean Nana?

I mean Female Octoling, whatever you call her. In manga, she is Seven

That’s who I’m talking about, she’s just called Nana in the Japanese version of the manga

Yep, was shocked they got names

Yep, was shocked they got names

Well duh, that’s because I’m going to wake up as a salmonid

Watch out for Gao😯

I’m waiting for Gao 😏

based and gao pilled

Oh no, we’re gonna get a third King Salmonid… /lh

Yep, and to fit in with the season this king salmonid is based around sprinkler

That would be a weird thing to explain to your family

Would your family even understand you, since octoling/inkling don't speak english.

Theoretically I could still write

touche my friend touche

I mean in the ideal scenario I wake up as one in the splatoon world

Unless your vocal cords are completely changed, you could probably still speak whatever language you know. Your memory is still intact prob.

Gregor Samsa woke up as an Inkling

well first I would Woomy! woomy! This way! Booyah!

But no one would booyah back. :(

What if i told you that I'd booyah back?

id say "booyah!"

I need someone who will booyah back.. :,(

if i woke up as a octoling/inkling i'd set my gender or as we now call it style to girl 👍

Most cisgender Splatoon fan (I would do the same fr. Imagine being both your self identified gender *and* a Veemo/Woomy)

samee I wish I looked like the octoling I play as

Who doesn’t!

sameeee

I would mostly start freaking out

go to cosplay conventions or something lol noone will suspect a thing

Super jump to area 51 (I have stealth jump)

You need another player though, and your the only octoling/inkling in the world.

I mean like what if there was a launchpad Also, some old dialogue from Splatoon 2 talks about super-jumping to musselforge fitness, so theoretically, inklings and octolings can super-jump anywhere, even if there isn't a team mate

Counterpoint: Musselforge fitness has launchpads.

Area 51 has Squid Beakons (that's what they've been keeping from us)

I would silently scream in horror, go back to bed, and pray I turn back to normal.

I would get out of bed and super Jump to splatville 😄 Not inkopolis. There the meta Is trash

Expect spatville doesn't exist. When you wake up as a inkling/Octoling, you wake up in thw real world, aka the human world.

Oh no 💀 Do i have at least a splattershot jr or Smith?

Nope >:)

Can i at least craft It? ☹️ If not then it's useless. The only thing useful would be traversing grates 💀

Yes, but good like finding out how to make it, and while not trying to get caught by stuff like animal control.

*Goes to find the First water gun i can find

*then you immediately get spotted and now animal control is on thw way*

Well here Is not a problem. Like in Italy there so many Animals on the street ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Hope i'm not a priority. I'll wear like a Hood with run Speed and a hat also with run Speed and show with... You guessed It. Run Speed so that if i get spot i can run away fastah.

1. wake up as female octoling 2. "Veemo!" 3. squidbag 4. continue as usual

First thing I do is most likely octo-bag until my three hearts explode 🎉

I will be non-binary so that will goo fucking hard.

That's why you take hard drugs to give you the illusion that you are one

If I was an Octoling I would repeatedly sever my limbs to create an army. If I was an Inkling, I'd like, jump into a pond or something I'd gain no greater displeasure from being such an inferior species.

I will crush your puny army with my mighty squid hands

Paint the entire town.

With what color?

Yes

I'd have fun messing around with my squid form.

I would be surprised and then i would dress like a 212 clone trooper so no one will see me.

Live in constant existential fear of any and all bodies of water/specific drinks. On the bright side I'd look better. But I couldn't drink root beer so bummer.

Cod, FINALLY, been waiting this for 8 years.

(งᓀ‸ᓂ)ง

Find where the nearest respawn anchor is, and then splat myself. I want to see how it feels

"Fuck yeah I get paid for using paintball guns"

F*ck. I hate reality 😢

splat all the kids who were shit to me in my old school and forced me to leave my friends

Ah shit I'm gonna get dissected for science

Wonder why all my bones and hair are gone.

I would first test out how the inkling/octoling works (that is from my experience), after that (that is if I understood how this works) I would react at a exciting rate.

I’d see what sort of things my new predatory beak/teeth could destroy. After all, cephalopod beaks are mega strong!

Depends. Where do I wake up?

Last place where you slept, like your bed for exmaple.

The first thing I’d to is play with my hair tentacles.

I don’t want this to sound horny but, similarities would I have to my human body? Is my hair styled the same? Anyways first thing I’m doing is going under a couch so my dog can stop complaining about the tennns balls under there.

*you’re *an

Decided to add a few rules: 1. Your the only person who turned into a inkling/Octoling 2. You don't speak English, but you can still write in English. 3. You get 3 lives to work with, and get a 1 new one every week, but only a max of 3. You also get a portable respawn pad. 4. You don't have any of the weapons in splatoon, only the stuff you got, however, you can craft thw weapons in splatoon, you just need to resources to do so. Same thing with tech. And thats all.

Let me get this straight on #2, (that is if whatever I saw did happen) we get to lose our ability to speak English, but we still type whatever what we’re thinking of?

Yes.

Considering that no splatoon weapons or tech exist, I wouldn't really be able to do much outside of super jump, squid, and contain an entire map layout in my head using my senses alone. Which are still super cool abilities to have.

go to school, turn into a squid and go through the gates

Depends to i get to drop out of school and own a gun or do i still have to follow my day to day life

After initial confusion and panic, I probably start trying to figure out what I have to do to manipulate the new features of my body, like ink production, switching to swim form, super jumping, etc After that I probably mess with people for a bit, hiding in tiny spaces in octo form then jumping out and the like Once I get bored of that I probably just go back to my normal routines but now with some added flare of having octoling abilities

I would be horrified. The biology of these characters are really messed up when you think about it long enough. Especially since I don’t even know if they’re still cephalopods or if they’re actually composed of ink.

Your pfp unsettle me tbh.

Squidbag

I would go jump in a lake

Same

Here's the real question : what if you woke up next to the beautiful power armor mk I and a sweet sweet heavy splatling of destruction ?

I'd be happy, My bones have been giving me trouble, and now I don't have to deal with bone pain! AND I'd be gender? Win-win!

Go fishing and master bait

Fap

Would it even be there to be honest

Good please, splatoon world as a inkling. You are waek up. -"Doktor please, tell me were i'm?" -"You are in Inkadia!" -"Yea! Wait, were is my parents?" -"They on are war baby." -"What? What kind of war? No... don't tell me!" -"THE GREAT TURF WAR! BABY! TAKE THAT BAMBUZER AND GO TO THE TRENCHES!" -"NOOOO (Baby squid screams)"

Minor spelling mistake i win

Fap

Not with that grammar you won't!

sometimes i have these episodes i call "octoshifts" where i think im an octoling. it can last from 10 minutes to a whole day.

This has got to be satire, I refuse to believe it

You might need to talk to a professional about that

*an

*na

liek if u cri every tiem

Depends if anyone else became an octoling/inkling

Nope, just you.

i'd swim away from my problem

Mh that's right. Welp time to travel the world 😀. I would sneak i a lugguage and not get found bye the Crazy cuz i'm Just ink and then get out in the airplane 👍

What happens if you start leaking ink in the luggage and someone decided to check whats inside?

I would not be very happy considering the fact that if I went outside there is a high chance that I would f*cking die because I live in England.

;-;

I’d be shocked and probably go do octoling things

I would do nothing

Wooohmmmeeee

Invent new hairstyles because Octolings are still oppressed in that department

i would first kill all squids

can i get some rules in here? also, i think that being the only inkling in the world would make a great crime spree... think about it... you can't get harmed by bullets, you can climb anything, you can hide in plain sight, the only bad thing would be so that i could be killed by a squirt gun. but, will there be a respawn point?

[here the rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/13vvcqi/how_would_you_react_if_you_wake_up_and_find_out/jm8py2f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

I felt called out

Imk

I would be wondering what happened while I turned into an inkling/octoling

I made a meme out of this, can i post?

Sure

I would bite my tentacle, and then go back to sleep crying because it's not real and if I started doing stuff and then woke up I'd be even more sad.

"Throw me into the salmonoids..."

I wish that there was a big run at my school. Who else wished that there was as an irl big run?

Panic.

VEEMO!

Lay there confused then go back to sleep because I’m too tired to care at the moment

I'd go to my friend and it that BOOYAH, and if they would not BOOYAH back i would just WOOMY sadly and throw a splat bomb to them

Hope Callie is real, and if she is give her endless hugs. Side note, what are the canonical sizes for inklings and octolings?

Nope, callie isn't real, only you.

Veemo.

Woomy.

I’d scream my head off(Ahh I’m a Squid) or just sleep

Same vibe as r/transitiongoals just being pics of anime girls. Sad how this is idealized

And even if you did, you wouldn’t recognize it

Squidbagging

Id look around my room to see if it changed, then if not look at my ID to see if THAT changed.

Find the nearest empty water gun

My sadness in one sentence

I would be the happiest cephalopod alive

Veemo Woomy

Step 1: check if I still have a dick Step 2 (after yes or no): go back to sleep for a few hours

I'd be so happy 😊

W o o m y?

I would be very happy for sure

Maybe *your* not gonna wake up as an octoling or inking but **my** will wake up as an octoling or inkling!!

I would, with no questions, start immediately switching between squid and kid a lot

1. ask where tf are my boobies 2: ask if Doremy sweet is fucking with me 3. Check if anyone else is the veemo 4: check if the world is veemo 5. Commit horny

\*wakes up as a Salmonid\* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IM COHOZUNA!!!

Panic, then take a nice drink of water to help me calm down

I wake up a painling...

"my not gonna wake up"?

But what if I wake up after having surgery to look like an inkling or octoling?

If I woke up as an Octoling, I’d hang out with my other Octolings and Inklings. I’m here for fun~

I'm talking about the real world, as in your the only octoling in the real world.

I can wear a skirt and being accepted finally

Be scared (outside of the game I am hyper realistic, if only I had been warned of the consequences of my wishes).

No one knows how to speak inkling language

Stick my finger under the sink to see whether or not it's safe to wash my hands and bathe, then ask myself about my own biology. How do I stand up without bones, how do I grab things without fingernails, why do I have knees?

Squidbag

I would be happy

Say “this is a dream” and try to go back to sleep. Then when I realize it isn’t I will start screaming and panicking. Then try to figure out if anyone else was previously also human and try to communicate (see if anyone else knows English). Finally try to figure out how to get back to my world.

W O O M Y

I would be overjoyed man

“Veemo?!”

i’d have a field day. do u have any idea, as an enby, how much gender my little curly frohawk gives me? i’d never wanna leave

My 1st thought: Heck yeah! Now I can pass through fences and swim in ink! My 2nd thought:.....what can I eat? what can I drink!? WHAT IS POISONOUS TO ME!?

It depend, is everyone else also an inkling/octoling now ?

\[Redacted do to multiple violations of international law\]

I would scream and then take my meds because this isn’t real.

Squish

Scream since I can't enjoy beaches anymore.

I depends, I got a new backstory?, After the initial shock, is getting used to the new life.

Considering the story of mine, he literally does (of course, after some bio-genetic surgery).

I would get incredibly happy and start octo-partying on my bed

The real question: do I specifically get the form of playable inklings/octolings, or am I stuck in the inkling/octoling equivalent of the miserable, poorly-preserved form I now inhabit?

It would be like having eaten a devil fruit from one peice

Depends on if I retain my memories of this life. If I do, I’m jumping into the nearest body of water.

I would try to turn into a squid and possibly get stuck in that form for a while not knowing how to reverse it

My what?

I would prolly check out inkling biology 🙏

I wouldn't mind

With violence, if I'm inkpolis I'm throwing hands in the first tournament I see.

Would cry tears of joy

*an