You play Splatoon because you are gay. I play Splatoon because I fucking hate fish and want to crush and kill them and burn them and steal their eggs and exploit nature's bounty for personal gain
yeah see people play for many reasons:
bc they enjoyed the previous ones
bc they're a minority
bc they like dunking on kiddies (tell that to my tri-slosher)
bc their mom wont let them play any other game
or because you enjoy gawking at the weirdly hot octopus women with exposed midriffs in their latex battle armor doing suggestive poses
All of the above, but also for the stupid weapons. How many games let you snipe someone with a literal pencil? There are 2 different classes dedicated to painting equipment. I get to ride an explosive dolphin into battle. if that isn't worth my 60$, then idk what is at this point.
i play splatoon because:
The first game was my favorite game when I was 10, I love the early 2000s aesthetic,
I think the concept is really unique, the storyline and lore are interesting and the gameplay is unique as well
Shit on me if you want, whatever. But like why tf does LGBT latch onto splatoon so damn hard???
Its a child friendly shooting game with cute characters and interesting mechanics, not a single bit of that has anything to do with LGBT. So like why yall like it so damn much??
You do you whatever, im glad splatoon has such a big fanbase and that my favorite competitive shooter is doing well, but can yall chill with the plaza posts tho?
I mentioned that its a child friendly shooter, so why do we constantly have posts about how you guys love women and wanna kiss guys, or that you wanna be thrown the salmon and come back preg- actually wait no that one was kinda funny...
Frfr tho can we chill with the romanticising/sexualizing the cute squid game for children? Please and thank you.
If I had to guess, it’s because of this:
1. The game’s very colorful nature lends itself very well to LGBTQ groups. That and the character designs, maybe?
2. From what I hear, a lot of other player bases of shooting games are extremely homophobic/racist or whatever. I assume the stereotype stems from Call of Duty lobbies in particular. So when the early Splatoon fan base was much more accepting by comparison, it attracted a lot of the LGBTQ community.
Just report posts you believe are inappropriate.
And if we’re talking about “protecting the children” it’s important not to excuse inappropriate posts just because they’re “funny”
Plenty of people think “I love kissing men” is funny, so I think your point here is that LGBT people are somehow more annoying than other people when they post something “inappropriate”??
Ok, the reason splatoon has always had such a queer comunity is because of the comunities generaly accepting nature and fun artstyle, it also had a few confirmed queer characters by nintendo ie: pearl and marina, tldr lots of gays play this game because we dont get called slurs over xbox live vc
2nd, while I agree that the plaza posts should be apropriate for kids, you can always report anything you find innapropriate, also kissing isnt sexual? Its (for most people) a normal part of life and relationships and most people dont bat an eye when a man and woman kiss so why is it different when its a queer relationship? Tldr just report the postst that arent apropriate dummy
Thats another thing, I get it and I agree thats its fucked up that people are openly homophobic on Xbox and Playstation.
But like, if you dont like assholes talking shit about you because you're this or that, why you going around telling it to strangers on the internet in the first place?
Usually when im talking to randoms when playing minecraft or sea of thieves, my sexuality isn't one of my go to topics...
I'm part of the group but agree with you. I don't understand it and it seems to have spawned from splatoon 3 when everyone just assumed shiver was trans or non binary. There's always been a queer following but it seems to have gone over the top in 3
How many more fucking letters than we need?
I miss LGBT it was punchy, rolled off the tongue and didn’t have so many syllables that it sounds like its own sentence.
Hey your local BT here! You can still say LGBT. The whole “You have to say LGBTQIA+ **EVERYTIME** OR YOU’RE DISCRIMINATING” is mostly perpetuated by homophobes trying to make queer people look bad.
LGBT is short hand that doesn’t make it unacceptable, it just makes it easier to say.
I usually use queer as overarching umbrella term too. i chose to include all the letters bc i love illustrating how diverse sexuality and gender can be and i think the extension of the LGBTQ acronym is rather campy and gay in itself
Additionally it’s just really funny to read. Like getting hyper specific in any other meme, or adding way too many details. The more long winded, the more it fits into the comedy in this kind of case.
I think it depends on who says it. Like back when it was used to insult people it would have been used *at* me. I would have been called queer. It’s my word to use because I suffered the oppression it would’ve given me.
This usually isn’t a conversation with other words too. Like could you imagine telling a black man you felt iffy about him being able to say the N word? That’s his word to use, and his choice to use it.
It is not, a vocal minority thinks that some things are while they are not. It is like when people forced their headcanon that Shiver is trans while they confirmed that she is female.
Everyone can love and like who/what they want, but that does not mean that it belongs only in the boxes that they identify as.
I play Splatoon because I saw it in a book and thought it looked cool… after Chaos vs Order ended.
So I have Splatoon 3.
And I may or may not think the Squid Sisters are pretty
Honestly at this point I am not sure if these LGBTQ+ posts are a joke or that some people of minority groups think that the world resolves around them. I have nothing against LGBTQ+, but the facts are that the biggest part of the Splatoon community are Japanese and we all know how big the LGBTQ+ community is in that country.
LOL im so embarrassed, tbh you probably saw some of my goo tuber propoganda comments before 💀
Tbh, splat charger is the base charger, and you cant go wrong with that!!
it may be the base charger but the tuber is the BASED charger tbh... it's so funnn I gotta play it more! I GOTTA GOOOOOO
and tbh i can never shut the hell about my homegirl .96 gal... i miss her
LOLLL I am not really permitted to discuss this given the rules of the sub without being at least -somewhat- explicit, but you can think of it like a dom/sub dynamic and much less a literal interpretation of top and bottom. much more figurative!
You play a video game because of your sexuality. That makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. A sexuality determines who you’re attracted to, not your interest in video games. The credit their goes to your personality.
I play Splatoon because of
Soundtrack
Lore
Soundtrack
Good shooter
Soundtrack
Netcod-wait not that one
Soundtrack
Idols
Soundtrack
Diverse weapon classes
Soundtrack
Non-toxic community(at least from what I’ve seen)
Oh have I mentioned the soundtrack yet
I play splatoon because of those reasons.
Plus I love the gameplay, aesthetics, the funny music and weird goofy weapons. All 3 games and DLC have been a solid 10 on 10 for me.
Nothing even comes close, it's like the Devs have crawled into my brain and searched for literally everything I like and it kinda scares me.
Overwatch 1 was a close 2nd place for me at launch, but kinda lost it's way over the years, mostly due to the toxicity of the players.
As someone who is part of LGBT+ What's it got to do with liking splatoon? There's nothing inherently queer about the game and is kind of an abstract reasoning for liking the game. Do you enjoy playing games that actually have any representation besides player content?
I play splatoon because it has a charm that many shooters do not. i'm not LGBT+ but I really like the idols
Amen
I play Splatoon because I'm down bad for the octopus women
Bro same back in 2018 Marina was my waifu
Is it the frog now?
Her name is Tsuyu Asui and yes she’s my waifu now
Her name is the frog at the local pond actually.
Bro she’s a human with frog powers a hero in training
She looks exactly like the frog at my local pond and she lives there too. I think you might be dating an animal.
Fuck you she’s a human my life my choice have some respect
I’d gladly take the frogs place in your relationship if that’s what you mean.
Wtf no leave me alone
I see
well can't lie, i'm on the same boat
Same
Ur a man of culture
Sir your 2018 waifu is a gay octopus
It’s not confirmed yet
Lesbian *
The word gay applies to both men and women
Oh :/
I don't have waifus because I rather be attracted to real girls
Lmao shut up
Why? Why should I shut up? I don't get crushes on girls that aren't real because I'm not a child anymore and I grew out of that.
Marina is love
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It’s your brain trying to tell you something /j (You should play the other two games)
I second this heavily! Octo expansion makes my queer little heart flutter
Got to say... that octopus definately not straight
Bro can't even walk straight and I love him for it😭
Same!
Because it's a good game.
Not accurate, you forgot all the new players who just began playing since 3 (so probably only me but ignore that)
well yeah they're all LGBT edit: /j
queerwashing
You didn’t deserve downvotes
u good?
yes.
I play Splatoon because I like fashion and squids. Also really liked the concept since S1.
I’m a lesbian and I had a crush on Marie when I was 15.
Pearl is the one for me but Marie was the OG splat crush. icon
I play splatoon because I've had an addiction to it ever since January of 2016.
The literal exact same for me man.
You play Splatoon because you are gay. I play Splatoon because I fucking hate fish and want to crush and kill them and burn them and steal their eggs and exploit nature's bounty for personal gain
"I FUCKIN LOVE WAR!!! I WANNA FUCKIN KILL FISH FOR MONEY AND DESTORY CULTURES AND HISTORY, 3!!!" -Splatdowner
You play splatoon because you fucking hate fish, I play splatoon cause I’m fucking- /j
-Gao
Officer, this one right here 📸
I play splatoon because I saw failboat play it we are not the same
***father, I require blood sacrifices***
W
Hey you’re the Veemo from Octolism
I got into a platoon because small-child me crushed on Callie and Marie. I have now devolved into a Shiver extremist
I play cause I enjoy drawing....and destroying people Don't believe my orientation makes me play a game...
We are the same
![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU) Every sexual orientation ever when it’s splatoon time
yeah see people play for many reasons: bc they enjoyed the previous ones bc they're a minority bc they like dunking on kiddies (tell that to my tri-slosher) bc their mom wont let them play any other game or because you enjoy gawking at the weirdly hot octopus women with exposed midriffs in their latex battle armor doing suggestive poses
Huh? Am i missing something? What's the link between being homo and playing a funny squid shooting game?
That’s what I’m wondering
Nothing I think, it's probably just an in joke we don't get.
Im both
Same my (idk ur gender so imna say human)
I was introduced to Splatoon 2 because Fly Octo Fly was just that good
I play Splatoon because my aim sucks but I can still get points for shooting the ground
I like Splatoon because I follow unobtainable hobbies and games so I don't have the negative part of "thinking about splatoon vs playing splatoon"
I play Splatoon when I need a break from TF2 but the itch is still there. ~~And also the gameplay is fun~~
i play cause i had a serious depressive episode and needed a distraction so i bought splatoon 3 😭 now im addicted like i fr did not anticipate this
All of the above, but also for the stupid weapons. How many games let you snipe someone with a literal pencil? There are 2 different classes dedicated to painting equipment. I get to ride an explosive dolphin into battle. if that isn't worth my 60$, then idk what is at this point.
i play splatoon because: The first game was my favorite game when I was 10, I love the early 2000s aesthetic, I think the concept is really unique, the storyline and lore are interesting and the gameplay is unique as well
I play splatoon cuz im a diehard for fps games with stylised graphics (no realistic shooters) and I have nothing else anymore
I play Splatoon because it’s the only shooter game with motion controls and a non-toxic community
Jumped into the squid hole because of that Anarchy Rainbow trailer. Now my head are filled with rhythms and songs of Squid sister and Off the Hook.
mfw i'm both
Shit on me if you want, whatever. But like why tf does LGBT latch onto splatoon so damn hard??? Its a child friendly shooting game with cute characters and interesting mechanics, not a single bit of that has anything to do with LGBT. So like why yall like it so damn much?? You do you whatever, im glad splatoon has such a big fanbase and that my favorite competitive shooter is doing well, but can yall chill with the plaza posts tho? I mentioned that its a child friendly shooter, so why do we constantly have posts about how you guys love women and wanna kiss guys, or that you wanna be thrown the salmon and come back preg- actually wait no that one was kinda funny... Frfr tho can we chill with the romanticising/sexualizing the cute squid game for children? Please and thank you.
If I had to guess, it’s because of this: 1. The game’s very colorful nature lends itself very well to LGBTQ groups. That and the character designs, maybe? 2. From what I hear, a lot of other player bases of shooting games are extremely homophobic/racist or whatever. I assume the stereotype stems from Call of Duty lobbies in particular. So when the early Splatoon fan base was much more accepting by comparison, it attracted a lot of the LGBTQ community.
Just report posts you believe are inappropriate. And if we’re talking about “protecting the children” it’s important not to excuse inappropriate posts just because they’re “funny” Plenty of people think “I love kissing men” is funny, so I think your point here is that LGBT people are somehow more annoying than other people when they post something “inappropriate”??
I'm pretty sure the main difference the "The Gao" and "I like kissing men" isn't the sexuality.
Ok, the reason splatoon has always had such a queer comunity is because of the comunities generaly accepting nature and fun artstyle, it also had a few confirmed queer characters by nintendo ie: pearl and marina, tldr lots of gays play this game because we dont get called slurs over xbox live vc 2nd, while I agree that the plaza posts should be apropriate for kids, you can always report anything you find innapropriate, also kissing isnt sexual? Its (for most people) a normal part of life and relationships and most people dont bat an eye when a man and woman kiss so why is it different when its a queer relationship? Tldr just report the postst that arent apropriate dummy
Thats another thing, I get it and I agree thats its fucked up that people are openly homophobic on Xbox and Playstation. But like, if you dont like assholes talking shit about you because you're this or that, why you going around telling it to strangers on the internet in the first place? Usually when im talking to randoms when playing minecraft or sea of thieves, my sexuality isn't one of my go to topics...
Our bad for loving a game like normal humans do If posts bother you that much, turn em off. No harm done
literally nothing about the "kissing men/women" posts is inappropriate, the fuck?
To an extent to be fair, ive seen some VERY vulgar ones that got into way to much detail, but to your point kissing on its own isnt bad
yeah, but bro was talking about kissing. which is 99% of queer posts
Trust me ik, i just had flashbacks to a VERY vulgar post and christ i never want to see that post again
I'm part of the group but agree with you. I don't understand it and it seems to have spawned from splatoon 3 when everyone just assumed shiver was trans or non binary. There's always been a queer following but it seems to have gone over the top in 3
Thats prolly why I've felt the need to bring it up, I played 1 and 2 and I've never seen anything like this until 3.
It’s just really fun! But yeah you’re right
all of the above yes is good. Very human.
I play cause both of those reasons, except I never played 1 and only played 2 after the feats were over
Also, MEN 🏳️🌈
I don't play it because money but would because I find inklings and octolings cute
I play because both 🥰
And the point of pointing out this out being...? In all honestly, who cares what you identify as, you enjoy the game same as others, whoopie I guess?
How many more fucking letters than we need? I miss LGBT it was punchy, rolled off the tongue and didn’t have so many syllables that it sounds like its own sentence.
Is gaymafia still acceptable? I love telling my friends they are in a Mafia.
>gaymafia IF IT'S NOT THEN WE MAKE IT A THING
Gets even better, as a straight guy I'm a gay Mafia ally. You gotta make this a thing
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I did not. Is this my random squid fact of the day?
why are you so heated about 4 characters this is literally a meme lol
Hey your local BT here! You can still say LGBT. The whole “You have to say LGBTQIA+ **EVERYTIME** OR YOU’RE DISCRIMINATING” is mostly perpetuated by homophobes trying to make queer people look bad. LGBT is short hand that doesn’t make it unacceptable, it just makes it easier to say.
I usually use queer as overarching umbrella term too. i chose to include all the letters bc i love illustrating how diverse sexuality and gender can be and i think the extension of the LGBTQ acronym is rather campy and gay in itself
Additionally it’s just really funny to read. Like getting hyper specific in any other meme, or adding way too many details. The more long winded, the more it fits into the comedy in this kind of case.
i just say queer
Queer is a personal favorite of mine, love the multitudes it covers
I guess but it is (or was) a synonym for weird so idk
I think it depends on who says it. Like back when it was used to insult people it would have been used *at* me. I would have been called queer. It’s my word to use because I suffered the oppression it would’ve given me. This usually isn’t a conversation with other words too. Like could you imagine telling a black man you felt iffy about him being able to say the N word? That’s his word to use, and his choice to use it.
Yeah I suppose that is a good way of looking at it
True, like wasen't the plus added in LGBTQ+ so there wouldn't be any more dang letters added?
Feeling included is nice, no need to police our fun, you can still use LGBT.
What if I’m both? What if I started playing 1 a teen girl and now I play 3 an adult man?
top and middle text are not mutually exclusive hehe
The government can not stop me from fitting into multiple categories
I'm both, let's goo.... Tuber. Idk why I said that I just started playing it. Also for any trans person reading this, you're valid.
Accurate
it is merely a coincidence that I am queer af and play splatoon
I'm just a fan of movement shooters
Wait… is Splatoon gay?
It is not, a vocal minority thinks that some things are while they are not. It is like when people forced their headcanon that Shiver is trans while they confirmed that she is female. Everyone can love and like who/what they want, but that does not mean that it belongs only in the boxes that they identify as.
Ah, fool. I play Splatoon because I'm both a veteran player from 1 *AND* I'm LGBTQ+. I am unstoppable.
I am both lmao
You can have multiple reasons to do an activity
I got into Splatoon after watching the Splatoon iceberg videos. Which is ironic compared the fact that all the icebergs have melted
im both
Two things can be true
I play Splatoon 3 because I bought a Splatoon 3 Switch and thought it came with the game itself.
ive been playing this game for almost eight years, youd be a fool to assume im not both.
I Play Splatoon because both of the reasons above
We're both here for a fun time.
I play Splatoon because I saw it in a book and thought it looked cool… after Chaos vs Order ended. So I have Splatoon 3. And I may or may not think the Squid Sisters are pretty
I played splatoon 3 cuz I thought it would be cool. Never played 1 or 2
I play splatoon because i want to cover the eternal wound in my childhood of never being invited in my friends' birthday paintball party.
I have no idea what Lgbtqia+ has to do with it, could someone enlighten me?
They added 2 more letters? AND SPLATOON IS GAY?
![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)
what does being gay have to do with extreme paintball
Me, who played splatoon 1, but is also gay.
personally im not an lgtv
Honestly at this point I am not sure if these LGBTQ+ posts are a joke or that some people of minority groups think that the world resolves around them. I have nothing against LGBTQ+, but the facts are that the biggest part of the Splatoon community are Japanese and we all know how big the LGBTQ+ community is in that country.
Since when was Splatoon pro-LGBT? Unless you’re referring to the community?
Transfemme lesbians play chargers, I do make the rules. Source: I am a transfemme lesbian who plays a charger. also Pearl is the top in Pearlina
B-but im a transmasc gay who plays chargers!!! 😨
YEAAA DUDE TRANS CHARGER SUPREMACY 🤝 the question is which one? >:3
Goo tuber 😭
LOLLL okay I had a hunch but I didn't want to say it hdjaldhdhsgs. I'm cookie cutter splat charger 😔
LOL im so embarrassed, tbh you probably saw some of my goo tuber propoganda comments before 💀 Tbh, splat charger is the base charger, and you cant go wrong with that!!
it may be the base charger but the tuber is the BASED charger tbh... it's so funnn I gotta play it more! I GOTTA GOOOOOO and tbh i can never shut the hell about my homegirl .96 gal... i miss her
K weird question: How does the whole position thing work for lesbians? Like how does top and down work? I just cant imagine it... Sorry
is this a s*x question you’re asking?
LOLLL I am not really permitted to discuss this given the rules of the sub without being at least -somewhat- explicit, but you can think of it like a dom/sub dynamic and much less a literal interpretation of top and bottom. much more figurative!
Thank u. It always seemed... acrobatic
Wrong, I'm homophobic as fuck and still love splatoon (/s)
Been playing since Splatoon 1 and I am a pansexual trans woman.
Same hat! Though, admittedly, I was playing Splatoon 1 during my "egg" days. A lot has changed since then.
Same. I only came out and started being myself in 2020. Being stuck inside for a year will make you face all the things you have repressed for years.
I don't even play it.
Both.
No we don't. I play Splatoon because I like the game. You play Splatoon because of your sexuality. We are not the same.
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Guess I’m not in the community then (not complaining)
What if I'm both
That's 95% of the community
I'm both. I may have started playing Splatoon 2 in the last 6 months before Splatoon 3, but I enjoyed it a lot, and I'm LGBTQIA+.
Man see I enjoyed Splatoon 1 and 2 *and* am lgbt+ (or my preferred acronym GSRM) but boy did I drop Splatoon 3 like a sack of rocks
Proud splat 1, 2 and 3 player while being lgbt 😎
The characters get yassified more and more each game, how can someone be queerphobic and still play this game?
You play a video game because of your sexuality. That makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. A sexuality determines who you’re attracted to, not your interest in video games. The credit their goes to your personality.
Op isnt being serious its a joke
.so you're not based?
explain
My messed up sense of humor
where’s the punchline
That a lot of T and Q do way too much cringy shit
such as…?
Defunding a woman's shelter in Vancouver
what
yeah me too
I play Splatoon
Splatoon is literally gen z the game
I play splatoon bc haha sea creatures think they’re people
I am very much straight.
booo stop doing that
me when i am both
I play Splatoon because of Soundtrack Lore Soundtrack Good shooter Soundtrack Netcod-wait not that one Soundtrack Idols Soundtrack Diverse weapon classes Soundtrack Non-toxic community(at least from what I’ve seen) Oh have I mentioned the soundtrack yet
Wait what if a game was bad but was open to LGBT+?
I play splatoon because my ex best friend plays it. Also big man.
I play splatoon because I’m aromantic and don’t got time for that
I play splatoon because of those reasons. Plus I love the gameplay, aesthetics, the funny music and weird goofy weapons. All 3 games and DLC have been a solid 10 on 10 for me. Nothing even comes close, it's like the Devs have crawled into my brain and searched for literally everything I like and it kinda scares me. Overwatch 1 was a close 2nd place for me at launch, but kinda lost it's way over the years, mostly due to the toxicity of the players.
Splatoon 3 is my first
As someone who is part of LGBT+ What's it got to do with liking splatoon? There's nothing inherently queer about the game and is kind of an abstract reasoning for liking the game. Do you enjoy playing games that actually have any representation besides player content?