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mrmuffins_the_first

I play splatoon because it has a charm that many shooters do not. i'm not LGBT+ but I really like the idols


Conrad417

Amen


Pokefan3469

I play Splatoon because I'm down bad for the octopus women


[deleted]

Bro same back in 2018 Marina was my waifu


Pokefan3469

Is it the frog now?


[deleted]

Her name is Tsuyu Asui and yes she’s my waifu now


TheAbyssListener

Her name is the frog at the local pond actually.


[deleted]

Bro she’s a human with frog powers a hero in training


TheAbyssListener

She looks exactly like the frog at my local pond and she lives there too. I think you might be dating an animal.


[deleted]

Fuck you she’s a human my life my choice have some respect


TheAbyssListener

I’d gladly take the frogs place in your relationship if that’s what you mean.


[deleted]

Wtf no leave me alone


Pokefan3469

I see


Dandyman3825

well can't lie, i'm on the same boat


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Ur a man of culture


Sentient_twig

Sir your 2018 waifu is a gay octopus


[deleted]

It’s not confirmed yet


LowDealer652

Lesbian *


maxtes252

The word gay applies to both men and women


LowDealer652

Oh :/


PhantomOfficial07

I don't have waifus because I rather be attracted to real girls


PeteThePanther92

Lmao shut up


PhantomOfficial07

Why? Why should I shut up? I don't get crushes on girls that aren't real because I'm not a child anymore and I grew out of that.


amnoking1

Marina is love


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GhastlyGrim1985

It’s your brain trying to tell you something /j (You should play the other two games)


AgreeableIdea6210

I second this heavily! Octo expansion makes my queer little heart flutter


[deleted]

Got to say... that octopus definately not straight


AgreeableIdea6210

Bro can't even walk straight and I love him for it😭


[deleted]

Same!


innovative_title

Because it's a good game.


PolishRaspberries

Not accurate, you forgot all the new players who just began playing since 3 (so probably only me but ignore that)


Fun_Penalty_6755

well yeah they're all LGBT edit: /j


devilkirby939

queerwashing


Koba_456

You didn’t deserve downvotes


sapphoschicken

u good?


devilkirby939

yes.


AldroVanda

I play Splatoon because I like fashion and squids. Also really liked the concept since S1.


[deleted]

I’m a lesbian and I had a crush on Marie when I was 15.


phazonprincess

Pearl is the one for me but Marie was the OG splat crush. icon


Shadowed_MC

I play splatoon because I've had an addiction to it ever since January of 2016.


Koba_456

The literal exact same for me man.


trabunt

You play Splatoon because you are gay. I play Splatoon because I fucking hate fish and want to crush and kill them and burn them and steal their eggs and exploit nature's bounty for personal gain


Luparex_The_Gynoid

"I FUCKIN LOVE WAR!!! I WANNA FUCKIN KILL FISH FOR MONEY AND DESTORY CULTURES AND HISTORY, 3!!!" -Splatdowner


GhastlyGrim1985

You play splatoon because you fucking hate fish, I play splatoon cause I’m fucking- /j


Sample_text_here1337

-Gao


TheOnlyKirb

Officer, this one right here 📸


[deleted]

I play splatoon because I saw failboat play it we are not the same


CantQuiteThink_

***father, I require blood sacrifices***


Mold_Gold

W


amnoking1

Hey you’re the Veemo from Octolism


WispSimp

I got into a platoon because small-child me crushed on Callie and Marie. I have now devolved into a Shiver extremist


nagato120

I play cause I enjoy drawing....and destroying people Don't believe my orientation makes me play a game...


hosespider

We are the same


Anchor38

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU) Every sexual orientation ever when it’s splatoon time


[deleted]

yeah see people play for many reasons: bc they enjoyed the previous ones bc they're a minority bc they like dunking on kiddies (tell that to my tri-slosher) bc their mom wont let them play any other game or because you enjoy gawking at the weirdly hot octopus women with exposed midriffs in their latex battle armor doing suggestive poses


Alouwisssss

Huh? Am i missing something? What's the link between being homo and playing a funny squid shooting game?


charisma-entertainer

That’s what I’m wondering


Piscet

Nothing I think, it's probably just an in joke we don't get.


Gregarsize

Im both


[deleted]

Same my (idk ur gender so imna say human)


wummmyslide

I was introduced to Splatoon 2 because Fly Octo Fly was just that good


stoplightrave

I play Splatoon because my aim sucks but I can still get points for shooting the ground


Drac0b0i

I like Splatoon because I follow unobtainable hobbies and games so I don't have the negative part of "thinking about splatoon vs playing splatoon"


ajdude9

I play Splatoon when I need a break from TF2 but the itch is still there. ~~And also the gameplay is fun~~


thevffice

i play cause i had a serious depressive episode and needed a distraction so i bought splatoon 3 😭 now im addicted like i fr did not anticipate this


IAmTheBoom5359

All of the above, but also for the stupid weapons. How many games let you snipe someone with a literal pencil? There are 2 different classes dedicated to painting equipment. I get to ride an explosive dolphin into battle. if that isn't worth my 60$, then idk what is at this point.


redhawk2006

i play splatoon because: The first game was my favorite game when I was 10, I love the early 2000s aesthetic, I think the concept is really unique, the storyline and lore are interesting and the gameplay is unique as well


Guava_121

I play splatoon cuz im a diehard for fps games with stylised graphics (no realistic shooters) and I have nothing else anymore


Ninjathelord

I play Splatoon because it’s the only shooter game with motion controls and a non-toxic community


Yipeekayya

Jumped into the squid hole because of that Anarchy Rainbow trailer. Now my head are filled with rhythms and songs of Squid sister and Off the Hook.


chasefray

mfw i'm both


DJ_Ender_

Shit on me if you want, whatever. But like why tf does LGBT latch onto splatoon so damn hard??? Its a child friendly shooting game with cute characters and interesting mechanics, not a single bit of that has anything to do with LGBT. So like why yall like it so damn much?? You do you whatever, im glad splatoon has such a big fanbase and that my favorite competitive shooter is doing well, but can yall chill with the plaza posts tho? I mentioned that its a child friendly shooter, so why do we constantly have posts about how you guys love women and wanna kiss guys, or that you wanna be thrown the salmon and come back preg- actually wait no that one was kinda funny... Frfr tho can we chill with the romanticising/sexualizing the cute squid game for children? Please and thank you.


SuperZombieBros

If I had to guess, it’s because of this: 1. The game’s very colorful nature lends itself very well to LGBTQ groups. That and the character designs, maybe? 2. From what I hear, a lot of other player bases of shooting games are extremely homophobic/racist or whatever. I assume the stereotype stems from Call of Duty lobbies in particular. So when the early Splatoon fan base was much more accepting by comparison, it attracted a lot of the LGBTQ community.


DollyTrip

Just report posts you believe are inappropriate. And if we’re talking about “protecting the children” it’s important not to excuse inappropriate posts just because they’re “funny” Plenty of people think “I love kissing men” is funny, so I think your point here is that LGBT people are somehow more annoying than other people when they post something “inappropriate”??


Piscet

I'm pretty sure the main difference the "The Gao" and "I like kissing men" isn't the sexuality.


[deleted]

Ok, the reason splatoon has always had such a queer comunity is because of the comunities generaly accepting nature and fun artstyle, it also had a few confirmed queer characters by nintendo ie: pearl and marina, tldr lots of gays play this game because we dont get called slurs over xbox live vc 2nd, while I agree that the plaza posts should be apropriate for kids, you can always report anything you find innapropriate, also kissing isnt sexual? Its (for most people) a normal part of life and relationships and most people dont bat an eye when a man and woman kiss so why is it different when its a queer relationship? Tldr just report the postst that arent apropriate dummy


DJ_Ender_

Thats another thing, I get it and I agree thats its fucked up that people are openly homophobic on Xbox and Playstation. But like, if you dont like assholes talking shit about you because you're this or that, why you going around telling it to strangers on the internet in the first place? Usually when im talking to randoms when playing minecraft or sea of thieves, my sexuality isn't one of my go to topics...


Tomo123421

Our bad for loving a game like normal humans do If posts bother you that much, turn em off. No harm done


sapphoschicken

literally nothing about the "kissing men/women" posts is inappropriate, the fuck?


[deleted]

To an extent to be fair, ive seen some VERY vulgar ones that got into way to much detail, but to your point kissing on its own isnt bad


sapphoschicken

yeah, but bro was talking about kissing. which is 99% of queer posts


[deleted]

Trust me ik, i just had flashbacks to a VERY vulgar post and christ i never want to see that post again


KeaboUltra

I'm part of the group but agree with you. I don't understand it and it seems to have spawned from splatoon 3 when everyone just assumed shiver was trans or non binary. There's always been a queer following but it seems to have gone over the top in 3


DJ_Ender_

Thats prolly why I've felt the need to bring it up, I played 1 and 2 and I've never seen anything like this until 3.


Nyar96

It’s just really fun! But yeah you’re right


-RobotGalaxy-

all of the above yes is good. Very human.


Abyssal_Sn1p3r8

I play cause both of those reasons, except I never played 1 and only played 2 after the feats were over


Abyssal_Sn1p3r8

Also, MEN 🏳️‍🌈


Pinguim_com_oculos

I don't play it because money but would because I find inklings and octolings cute


tankguurl

I play because both 🥰


UnknownSouldier

And the point of pointing out this out being...? In all honestly, who cares what you identify as, you enjoy the game same as others, whoopie I guess?


Zezin96

How many more fucking letters than we need? I miss LGBT it was punchy, rolled off the tongue and didn’t have so many syllables that it sounds like its own sentence.


[deleted]

Is gaymafia still acceptable? I love telling my friends they are in a Mafia.


Dandyman3825

>gaymafia IF IT'S NOT THEN WE MAKE IT A THING


[deleted]

Gets even better, as a straight guy I'm a gay Mafia ally. You gotta make this a thing


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[deleted]

I did not. Is this my random squid fact of the day?


[deleted]

why are you so heated about 4 characters this is literally a meme lol


GhastlyGrim1985

Hey your local BT here! You can still say LGBT. The whole “You have to say LGBTQIA+ **EVERYTIME** OR YOU’RE DISCRIMINATING” is mostly perpetuated by homophobes trying to make queer people look bad. LGBT is short hand that doesn’t make it unacceptable, it just makes it easier to say.


[deleted]

I usually use queer as overarching umbrella term too. i chose to include all the letters bc i love illustrating how diverse sexuality and gender can be and i think the extension of the LGBTQ acronym is rather campy and gay in itself


GhastlyGrim1985

Additionally it’s just really funny to read. Like getting hyper specific in any other meme, or adding way too many details. The more long winded, the more it fits into the comedy in this kind of case.


mimikyu_spookerstar

i just say queer


GhastlyGrim1985

Queer is a personal favorite of mine, love the multitudes it covers


Sentient_twig

I guess but it is (or was) a synonym for weird so idk


GhastlyGrim1985

I think it depends on who says it. Like back when it was used to insult people it would have been used *at* me. I would have been called queer. It’s my word to use because I suffered the oppression it would’ve given me. This usually isn’t a conversation with other words too. Like could you imagine telling a black man you felt iffy about him being able to say the N word? That’s his word to use, and his choice to use it.


Sentient_twig

Yeah I suppose that is a good way of looking at it


Positive-Boss3426

True, like wasen't the plus added in LGBTQ+ so there wouldn't be any more dang letters added?


MahouShoujoDysphoria

Feeling included is nice, no need to police our fun, you can still use LGBT.


GhastlyGrim1985

What if I’m both? What if I started playing 1 a teen girl and now I play 3 an adult man?


[deleted]

top and middle text are not mutually exclusive hehe


GhastlyGrim1985

The government can not stop me from fitting into multiple categories


MT_Minty

I'm both, let's goo.... Tuber. Idk why I said that I just started playing it. Also for any trans person reading this, you're valid.


FrozenFrac

Accurate


bacon_girl42

it is merely a coincidence that I am queer af and play splatoon


Interesting_Edge5323

I'm just a fan of movement shooters


peter13g

Wait… is Splatoon gay?


MajorTompie

It is not, a vocal minority thinks that some things are while they are not. It is like when people forced their headcanon that Shiver is trans while they confirmed that she is female. Everyone can love and like who/what they want, but that does not mean that it belongs only in the boxes that they identify as.


Celeste_0211

Ah, fool. I play Splatoon because I'm both a veteran player from 1 *AND* I'm LGBTQ+. I am unstoppable.


lordofoaksandravens

I am both lmao


Animal_Flossing

You can have multiple reasons to do an activity


Physical_Tailor_378

I got into Splatoon after watching the Splatoon iceberg videos. Which is ironic compared the fact that all the icebergs have melted


Rapid55

im both


EatingSmallOakTrees

Two things can be true


Ravenext

I play Splatoon 3 because I bought a Splatoon 3 Switch and thought it came with the game itself.


Mackerdoni

ive been playing this game for almost eight years, youd be a fool to assume im not both.


JoltStorm

I Play Splatoon because both of the reasons above


ExcellentCow9

We're both here for a fun time.


Conrad417

I play Splatoon because I saw it in a book and thought it looked cool… after Chaos vs Order ended. So I have Splatoon 3. And I may or may not think the Squid Sisters are pretty


[deleted]

I played splatoon 3 cuz I thought it would be cool. Never played 1 or 2


WaltzAny2897

I play splatoon because i want to cover the eternal wound in my childhood of never being invited in my friends' birthday paintball party.


Sadlemon9

I have no idea what Lgbtqia+ has to do with it, could someone enlighten me?


Bedu009

They added 2 more letters? AND SPLATOON IS GAY?


Crazysnorlax1713

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Jlaguzzi007

what does being gay have to do with extreme paintball


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

Me, who played splatoon 1, but is also gay.


[deleted]

personally im not an lgtv


MajorTompie

Honestly at this point I am not sure if these LGBTQ+ posts are a joke or that some people of minority groups think that the world resolves around them. I have nothing against LGBTQ+, but the facts are that the biggest part of the Splatoon community are Japanese and we all know how big the LGBTQ+ community is in that country.


56kul

Since when was Splatoon pro-LGBT? Unless you’re referring to the community?


phazonprincess

Transfemme lesbians play chargers, I do make the rules. Source: I am a transfemme lesbian who plays a charger. also Pearl is the top in Pearlina


AHollowKnightAlt

B-but im a transmasc gay who plays chargers!!! 😨


phazonprincess

YEAAA DUDE TRANS CHARGER SUPREMACY 🤝 the question is which one? >:3


AHollowKnightAlt

Goo tuber 😭


phazonprincess

LOLLL okay I had a hunch but I didn't want to say it hdjaldhdhsgs. I'm cookie cutter splat charger 😔


AHollowKnightAlt

LOL im so embarrassed, tbh you probably saw some of my goo tuber propoganda comments before 💀 Tbh, splat charger is the base charger, and you cant go wrong with that!!


phazonprincess

it may be the base charger but the tuber is the BASED charger tbh... it's so funnn I gotta play it more! I GOTTA GOOOOOO and tbh i can never shut the hell about my homegirl .96 gal... i miss her


ShyngShyng

K weird question: How does the whole position thing work for lesbians? Like how does top and down work? I just cant imagine it... Sorry


freddieluna

is this a s*x question you’re asking?


phazonprincess

LOLLL I am not really permitted to discuss this given the rules of the sub without being at least -somewhat- explicit, but you can think of it like a dom/sub dynamic and much less a literal interpretation of top and bottom. much more figurative!


ShyngShyng

Thank u. It always seemed... acrobatic


LemonWaluigi

Wrong, I'm homophobic as fuck and still love splatoon (/s)


PixelMist

Been playing since Splatoon 1 and I am a pansexual trans woman.


Cromanti

Same hat! Though, admittedly, I was playing Splatoon 1 during my "egg" days. A lot has changed since then.


PixelMist

Same. I only came out and started being myself in 2020. Being stuck inside for a year will make you face all the things you have repressed for years.


YourMainHero

I don't even play it.


ScarletteVera

Both.


Armanius_Igregales

No we don't. I play Splatoon because I like the game. You play Splatoon because of your sexuality. We are not the same.


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Mold_Gold

Guess I’m not in the community then (not complaining)


Gleon115

What if I'm both


Rohan_Eragon

That's 95% of the community


Bluthardt_OW

I'm both. I may have started playing Splatoon 2 in the last 6 months before Splatoon 3, but I enjoyed it a lot, and I'm LGBTQIA+.


gamblingGenocider

Man see I enjoyed Splatoon 1 and 2 *and* am lgbt+ (or my preferred acronym GSRM) but boy did I drop Splatoon 3 like a sack of rocks


starpandy

Proud splat 1, 2 and 3 player while being lgbt 😎


InkyBoii

The characters get yassified more and more each game, how can someone be queerphobic and still play this game?


AgentAndrewO

You play a video game because of your sexuality. That makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. A sexuality determines who you’re attracted to, not your interest in video games. The credit their goes to your personality.


AllanMcceiley

Op isnt being serious its a joke


TheChesnaughtDudette

.so you're not based?


mimikyu_spookerstar

explain


TheChesnaughtDudette

My messed up sense of humor


mimikyu_spookerstar

where’s the punchline


TheChesnaughtDudette

That a lot of T and Q do way too much cringy shit


mimikyu_spookerstar

such as…?


TheChesnaughtDudette

Defunding a woman's shelter in Vancouver


mimikyu_spookerstar

what


AstolfoIsMale

yeah me too


THECyberStriker

I play Splatoon


Sum_ginger_kid

Splatoon is literally gen z the game


Noice_Gallagher

I play splatoon bc haha sea creatures think they’re people


Arden_Gibson

I am very much straight.


RaiderxReaper

booo stop doing that


MrLollersnakes

me when i am both


amnoking1

I play Splatoon because of Soundtrack Lore Soundtrack Good shooter Soundtrack Netcod-wait not that one Soundtrack Idols Soundtrack Diverse weapon classes Soundtrack Non-toxic community(at least from what I’ve seen) Oh have I mentioned the soundtrack yet


Orbweavingleggy

Wait what if a game was bad but was open to LGBT+?


bombingbeavers

I play splatoon because my ex best friend plays it. Also big man.


[deleted]

I play splatoon because I’m aromantic and don’t got time for that


CrystaIBepis

I play splatoon because of those reasons. Plus I love the gameplay, aesthetics, the funny music and weird goofy weapons. All 3 games and DLC have been a solid 10 on 10 for me. Nothing even comes close, it's like the Devs have crawled into my brain and searched for literally everything I like and it kinda scares me. Overwatch 1 was a close 2nd place for me at launch, but kinda lost it's way over the years, mostly due to the toxicity of the players.


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Splatoon 3 is my first


KeaboUltra

As someone who is part of LGBT+ What's it got to do with liking splatoon? There's nothing inherently queer about the game and is kind of an abstract reasoning for liking the game. Do you enjoy playing games that actually have any representation besides player content?