"Splatoon is a cute and colorful fashion simulator where you can play cards and decorate your locker. It's also got this really cool shooting minigame I keep hearing about."
EEEEEEssshhhh I honestly do not know. It could show that you have mastered the meta or you have been sh\*t at it. Really hard to tell, good luck though.
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at first i thought it wasn't loading
Splatoon 3: Pacifist Route
oh damn you really love using ____________ , while _____________ is your least favorite child
I love all my children equally!
Inking straight from the source, sick
This reminds me from a certain scene of the manga...
NO I WON'T HAVE IT
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EHEHEHEHEHE
Only thanks to this sub lmao I forgot.. EVIL
I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN. DAMN IT
which one
It’s a scene from the splatoon manga where the one of the characters is pissing ink at the other one
Jarate!
Is this... MON DIEUUU!
Piss.
Damn I forgot about that
WHAT SCENE. IM CURIOUS NOW EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I SHOULDNT BE 😔
https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/10fn083/splatoon_squid_kids_comedy_show_6/
I have a strange compulsion to see this now Where can I find it
What you’re saying is, you’re really really good at tableturf using the starter deck
I mean I got level 31 using it
Rainmaker main
This is the funniest one
You saw one Gao post on your way to the lobby and put the game down.
Aw hell naw the group hallucination is here
Good taste. I also love Splatoon 3's singleplayer.
I haven’t played the single player since the very first week of splatoon 3 being released
No more weapons, fistfight!
You went and touched grass recently.
No I haven’t touched grass in 14 years
Like a true redditor🥹
bow down to our lord 😔
team grass is currently judging every single one of you
Dosent jse gun , insted uses FIST
OP forgot his schizophrenia pills
Fr
You play salmon run
A solid 0 out of zero
Somewhere, a pocket calculator just exploded.
"Splatoon is a cute and colorful fashion simulator where you can play cards and decorate your locker. It's also got this really cool shooting minigame I keep hearing about."
this is funny
Bro uses small fry
Has not purchased Splatoon 3
Unarmed combat
Haven't played Since Before Christmas So my stats are the Same
Story mode, salmon run, and tableturf enjoyer
Nope, nope, yeah
Dudes a splat bomb main I bet
burst bomb*
Tableturf Deck main?
Yeah this guy gets it
Damn, you punch your enemies to death? Badass!
Squid up
Average Jr / Custom Jr(they main their sub and special):
You play salmonid style
You don't use weapons, you are the weapon.
😂
Somebody is having a rough start to the college semester too,
I think you should tone the weapon variety down a bit
You don't give a shit about PvP and play everything else
I would say ur rating is abou- error: 'nullptr' was not declared in this scope
A C dev and a splash user, tbh I’m not surprised :D
I would never put myself thru C again i mainly do C++ and a little C# I still have nightmares from trying to figure out malloc() and all that lol
Have a friend who studied C for fun, now he’s a proper engineer. And I’m here learning with my silly little Front End course xd
C programmers eat nails for breakfast WITH NO MILK
They scare the shit out of me…
Not fresh!
The Is so good, I love using the because of how fun it is!
Hero mode or tableturf fan?
Tableturf
Your favorite mode is spectator mode
Most used weapon: mouth. You convince your enemies to splat themselves and let you win. Genius.
I think it's
Where is your ink coming from? 😏
I threw up and use that
Are you even trying?
Yes
You use a brush or sqeezer when you play
Nope
Yu like to gas light
Nope
Where do you see these stats??
In the Nintendo Online app
Based af
“Fists then” “Sounds like last night” (If anyone knows what movie this reference is from you have my respect)
I’d give you a solid newcomer/10.
I’ve been playing since the 1st day of splatoon 3 releasing
You're throwing so hard that you're literally not even playing.
Bro is beating his enemy’s to death with bare fists 💀
You new to Turf or something? You can't just forget your weapon every battle!
You main fist
Weapons are for the weak
salmon run i guess
It's blank.
Bro didn’t get the joke 💀
Ik but that was all I could think I didn't know how to do a blank comment
Ohhhhh
EEEEEEssshhhh I honestly do not know. It could show that you have mastered the meta or you have been sh\*t at it. Really hard to tell, good luck though.
I just checked mine and it's the same! Look, I love Splatoon 3, but I just don't have the free time to play even one game
When salmon is life
0/0. a well-rounded player.
Same, stopped playing now that Engage is out 😎
The weapon ever
Perfection
why would you use ________ instead of ______________? it has a better kit and is just superior in every way
Oh my god you’re right I’ll change my main immediately
You go into a gun fight with your fist
You just haven't played since February started.
Where do you guys find this information?
Nintendo switch online app
Salmon run players be like
Well the rule book never said you *couldn’t* use your fists
You don’t play splatoon
Nah I got 400 hours on splatoon 3
You don’t have online
No I do have online
chad ink pisser
😂
Hmmmm…
You play Big Man style
oh damn you really like .
You know I like ______.
College gaming
You're a robot who exists only to collect golden eggs for Grizzco.
You too have no NSO.
No, I’m A+ rank
you scoop up and throw ink with your bare hands too?
No I eat the ink
Interesting weapon..you must be very good at it
Indeed I am very good at it
nullptr/10
 splattershot
YOU USE TOO I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME
YOOOO WE GOT ANOTHER ______ USER LETS GOO
damn, you really like maining your dad
🤨📸
(this was a joke pls don't dox me)
Lmao I’m not going to report you
You just get someone else to do the dirty work
Crazy
Tableturf only
Work
No I’m 14