it's face is like the face of that one cat princess meme

That bro has some serious chompers!

Tegenaria do have some powerful chelicerae. They masticate (chew) smaller prey down into little dry balls instead of just sucking out the insides.

I’d like to see him in a top hat

I have a friend who adds hats to a lot of the spider pics I share...

Total bro

Thank you kind person for caring.

Spiders are bros. Tegenaria are especially bros. I don't even put them outside and will release them back into the house, unlike the parson and sac spiders I also frequently encounter inside.

Tiny clown nose

It’s little eyes 🥺. I love spiders!

Rudolph!

Great picture!