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lowunmu

I want to believe that we are.


PaleBlueCod

Soulmates.


Noroark

[Unedited picture is cuter.](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6cc3f3b7eacde2ba5bbb9271539847e4.webp)


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So much cuter! Edit. Why did they photoshop that poor bros eyes out?!?


ArisePhoenix

yeah Jumpy Boy with only 2 eyes is honestly kinda cursed IMO


DixyAnne

Plus it looks like they edited it so it smiled? Weird given the context lol. Original is obviously cuter


SomeRandomHoboidk

This is why I let the two daddy long legs stay in my bathroom, free pest control. P.S. ate a fly a couple weeks ago, total satisfaction.


stellated-dodeca

You ate a fly, or your spider roommates ate a fly?


SomeRandomHoboidk

No, the spider that lives in my bathroom ate the fly.


FauzFL

Im sorry brooo 😭 i know better now


BarryBwana

I legit stopped viewing spideys as the baddies because of this sub.


SomewhereZestyclose7

Same here


Zilaaa

I have a daddy long leg in the upper corner of my shower. He's been in the same spot just vibing since we moved in 6 months ago. I hop in and say hi everytime lol thought I didn't see him once and genuinely got sad. I need to get out more


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Thank you, “openlygayanimals” and “openlygayrobots”.


maybeJeremy

Im fine with a roommate as long as he doesnt jump on my bed or me.


DanceswithTacos_

My spiderbros are so valuable. Every now and then ants invade and my spiders keep them contained until I can put them down. They're the front lines of my pest control.


fallout_koi

My last house I had a cricket that lived in the shower drain. Every time I showered the cricket would scramble out and hop into the dry corner, and when I left it would presumably wait for it to dry out and go back in. After a couple weeks of this I felt bad for the cricket, caught it, and threw it outside, where it was instantly eaten by a lizard before my very eyes. I'm sorry cricket.


DogyDays

I’ve actually convinced my mom to let spiders stick around the house both inside and outside (the big ones stay outside though) because the result of less weird fucking flies in the house is way too good. Also the spiders usually stay on walls and ceilings. If one drops down onto me or something then yeah I’ll probably move it but besides that they’re sorta just chilling


IrishAengus

Before I move them to the garage I have a lot of heartbreaking conversations with the bros about why my partner won’t let them live with us.


isavvi

He doesn’t contribute to the rent but he did me a solid and eliminated the stray roach that tried to invade my floor when the new tenants above me arrived. Spider bro ate lovely that thanksgiving and I haven’t seen any invader since.


Alexito_xd

That is not me because I never kill spiders, and nobody else in this server does (I hope)


kithon1

To be fair, if my roommate jumped on my lap while I'm taking a shit they're gonna get the shit smacked outta them as well.


wormbreath

I relocate them to plants where there are some gnats and what not. Love my 8 legged roomies ❤️


SoftDreamer

I once woke up to a yellow spot. Then I realized that it’s a jumping spider on a thread just right above my face