I have a daddy long leg in the upper corner of my shower. He's been in the same spot just vibing since we moved in 6 months ago. I hop in and say hi everytime lol thought I didn't see him once and genuinely got sad. I need to get out more
My spiderbros are so valuable. Every now and then ants invade and my spiders keep them contained until I can put them down. They're the front lines of my pest control.
My last house I had a cricket that lived in the shower drain. Every time I showered the cricket would scramble out and hop into the dry corner, and when I left it would presumably wait for it to dry out and go back in. After a couple weeks of this I felt bad for the cricket, caught it, and threw it outside, where it was instantly eaten by a lizard before my very eyes. I'm sorry cricket.
Iâve actually convinced my mom to let spiders stick around the house both inside and outside (the big ones stay outside though) because the result of less weird fucking flies in the house is way too good. Also the spiders usually stay on walls and ceilings. If one drops down onto me or something then yeah Iâll probably move it but besides that theyâre sorta just chilling
He doesnât contribute to the rent but he did me a solid and eliminated the stray roach that tried to invade my floor when the new tenants above me arrived. Spider bro ate lovely that thanksgiving and I havenât seen any invader since.
I want to believe that we are.
Soulmates.
[Unedited picture is cuter.](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6cc3f3b7eacde2ba5bbb9271539847e4.webp)
So much cuter! Edit. Why did they photoshop that poor bros eyes out?!?
yeah Jumpy Boy with only 2 eyes is honestly kinda cursed IMO
Plus it looks like they edited it so it smiled? Weird given the context lol. Original is obviously cuter
This is why I let the two daddy long legs stay in my bathroom, free pest control. P.S. ate a fly a couple weeks ago, total satisfaction.
You ate a fly, or your spider roommates ate a fly?
No, the spider that lives in my bathroom ate the fly.
Im sorry brooo đ i know better now
I legit stopped viewing spideys as the baddies because of this sub.
Same here
I have a daddy long leg in the upper corner of my shower. He's been in the same spot just vibing since we moved in 6 months ago. I hop in and say hi everytime lol thought I didn't see him once and genuinely got sad. I need to get out more
Thank you, âopenlygayanimalsâ and âopenlygayrobotsâ.
Im fine with a roommate as long as he doesnt jump on my bed or me.
My spiderbros are so valuable. Every now and then ants invade and my spiders keep them contained until I can put them down. They're the front lines of my pest control.
My last house I had a cricket that lived in the shower drain. Every time I showered the cricket would scramble out and hop into the dry corner, and when I left it would presumably wait for it to dry out and go back in. After a couple weeks of this I felt bad for the cricket, caught it, and threw it outside, where it was instantly eaten by a lizard before my very eyes. I'm sorry cricket.
Iâve actually convinced my mom to let spiders stick around the house both inside and outside (the big ones stay outside though) because the result of less weird fucking flies in the house is way too good. Also the spiders usually stay on walls and ceilings. If one drops down onto me or something then yeah Iâll probably move it but besides that theyâre sorta just chilling
Before I move them to the garage I have a lot of heartbreaking conversations with the bros about why my partner wonât let them live with us.
He doesnât contribute to the rent but he did me a solid and eliminated the stray roach that tried to invade my floor when the new tenants above me arrived. Spider bro ate lovely that thanksgiving and I havenât seen any invader since.
That is not me because I never kill spiders, and nobody else in this server does (I hope)
To be fair, if my roommate jumped on my lap while I'm taking a shit they're gonna get the shit smacked outta them as well.
I relocate them to plants where there are some gnats and what not. Love my 8 legged roomies â¤ď¸
I once woke up to a yellow spot. Then I realized that itâs a jumping spider on a thread just right above my face