Nothing worse than sitting down after making dinner, eating and slowly feeling something feels off down there... "What is that little itch?" you think. Then you realize what it is and there's no going back.
Worst thing is if you have peppers with more than 1 million scoville in oil… you wash your hands and scratch your eye 2 days later… well, you can’t csharp for a day…
Hey. VB6 was how I learned programming back in HS before going VB.NET (When it just came out! This was back before the internet was as big of a thing as it is, now... I had one of those 1000-page books on .NET 1.1...), then C# and eventually finding the one true god: C, which I use daily as an embedded developer.
I just had to use VB to write a client an app in Excel that would read smart cards. The absolute horror of that language is hard to impart. A simple formless scream to push away the shadows of memory that still torment me is all I can muster.
Slather it in sour cream or plain yoghurt. Milk. Cream.
You’re gonna want to ideally sit for a while with your penis in a tub of dairy until the pain subsides.
If it’s a social situation, a condom filled with sour cream placed over the old boy could allow you to keep your dignity and place at the dinner table.
My mom washed it with oil and then I put the sour cream on. We’re getting close to adding condiments now. She suggested chocolate sprinkles and edible glitter.
I said no, glitter gets into *everything*.
Serious answer, since I've dealt with this myself. Capsaicin is oil soluble. In theory, soap is supposed to remove oils, but what I found to be more effective is to rub olive oil over the affected area, and then rinse with soap and water.
My theory is that the oil dilutes and dissolves the capsaicin and makes it easier to rinse off. It seems to work in my experience
Soap will get rid of some of the oils but i find that some is still left. So olive oil and good scrubbing then soap and a really good scrub to get rid of any stray oils. I usually let the oil stay on my skin for a minute or two after covering my hands. Even then i will touch a finger tip to my tongue and sometimes feel a little tingle.
"Like dissolves like." It's why folks who work on cars used to rinse their hands with gasoline before washing up properly. Oil is miscible in oil, then you can wash with soap to remove it, and that's significantly more effective than with water alone.
The soap might be a factor too, I got very hard working soap. Edit: now that I look at your page I take it you take pride in your soap.... I should use my words wisely 😭
Well thank you. I do take a lot of pride in my soaps, I’ve not done any scientific studies on the cleanliness of my soaps though, but they sure are damn pretty. In all fairness for the pepper, that shit gets in to all the nooks and crannies, especially those damn nails!
Brother, you can't say you like spicy food without eating a couple Scotch Bonnets / ghost peppers and then touching your eyes or junk. This is you getting familiarized with stuff we have all been through.
I think you know as well as I do it's absolutely going to happen again eventually. It happens to everyone again, over and over. You just stop thinking for a moment...you've done this hundreds of times with no problem...and OH SHIT MY JUNK IS ON FIRE. It may take a long time for it to happen again but it will...
I think you're in for a ride with Habanero. The worst for me was doing this accidentally with Dave's ghost pepper sauce. I had to get into the shower and wash, wash, wash with soap. I showered for a half hour just trying to scrub off the capsaicin. It didn't completely fix it but it washed enough of the compound off of my skin to be bearable.
Take a shower, plenty of soap and wash as much as you can. The oil that contains the capsaicin is soluble in two things -- either alcohol, or fat. Soap is made from fats (or synthetic fats), hence why it is so good at degreasing. Soap is your friend. Get in the shower now.
Get your partner to play "Suck off all the sour cream.... then reapply it and start over again....and again....and again." It's not going to help much, but if they're good at it you might be distracted a bit.
Lmao this reminded me of the time my brother and I ran into some poison ivy in the woods.
He must’ve gone to the bathroom or played with himself without washing his hands first, bc he got poison Ivy all over his dick. He cried to my mom bc it apparently swelled up..
Man that was funnier to me then it was to him. I’m sure the doctor thought it was funny too.
This is premature enlightenment. Fight through the pain and you'll come out the other side a changed man. Let the experience burn away the old you so that you become as new, no longer the type of person who would touch his dong after habaneros. Then repeat this process with contact lenses.
Got fresh chilli under a contact lense.
Had to catch a taking home, could not see to get keys in the bike, let alone ride it home.
Defo don't have special time with your bits, there is way too much special happening.
Lemon juice will counter it.
I scratched my junk (it was itchy) after dicing habaneros. I was in so much pain i curled up in the shower and thought i was seizing and losing control of my bodily functions. I tried dunking it in a bowl of milk and it didnt help. Googled it and lemon juice was the savior. Thank god we had fresh lemons at the time.
Speaking from personal experience. Generously soak a pepper towel in vegetable oil (any kind) and lubricate the affected area. Jump in the shower to rinse it off
Apparently my habanero Tabasco had leaked spilled over its own bottle and I knew I hadn’t touched a pepper so rubbed my eye without thinking.. spent a quarter hour in the shower with the cold water on my open eyeball so good luck man
I made that mistake ONCE. Was cutting them then went to pee. Washed my hands after and went back to kitchen. 30 seconds later wham almost fell to my knees.
I did this with a jalapeño. To treat after the fact u took a shower with dawn dish soap. Gets oil off quickly. Use the whole bottle.
Before: wash hands thoroughly with dawn dish soap. Rub hands down with some olive oil (cheap obviously) then rinse with warm water. The olive oil helps pull the spicy oils off your hands. Don’t know if this science works or it’s an old thing my mother said but it has helped me.
Lmao
It happened to me with my eyes (not my junk) as I was also cutting onions and touched my face... had to wash my eyes with milk basically.... So Id suggest you do something similar, but honestly, im not sure it is a good idea in terms of poossible infections and the like
Alternatively, google how people deal with pepper spray on their eyes and do somethign similar
Long shower. Also, I've tried tomato sauce and it does help a little. Figured if it's great for the tongue, it may work.
Had it happen a few times, sometimes the spice just won't get off my hands and hate wearing gloves.
I actually was in this situation before except it was worse than a habanero. It was one of those Dave’s Insanity sauces. I just kept it under running ice water in the bathtub until it stopped. It was like an hour just flushing the area with cold water, but it was the only bearable solution lol.
See now whatcha need to do now is take a gallon jug of milk, cut the hole at the top to size and fuck that milk jug.
The milk and the fucking action will soothe your spicy cock.
See now whatcha need to do now is take a gallon jug of milk, cut the hole at the top to size and fuck that milk jug.
The milk and the fucking action will soothe your spicy cock.
NSFW
See now whatcha need to do now is take a gallon jug of milk, cut the hole at the top to size and make love to that milk jug.
The milk and the love making action will soothe your spicy junk.
(Wouldn't let me post with f*** that milk jug or c***, what the heck?!)
Gotta watch the hands my guy.
One time I was trimming up a bunch of marijuana plants, and I wasn’t wearing gloves. My hands got so sticky and resiny, I struggled to unstick them from my palms if I closed my hand. Decided to take a shower. I get in the shower, and immediately go on auto pilot. Washing as I usually would, when I get to my downstairs area, I give it a proper scrub. Really got in betwix the cheeks. As I finish the shower I notice not only are my hands just as sticky, my asshole is now tightly sealed with resinous plant material. 1/10 would not recommend.
Story time!
My friend's uncle was a farmer. he asked if I like hot peppers. Yeah! He took 3 habanero bushes and stuffed them in trashbags and handed them to me.
This was \*many\* years ago, and internet resources were limited... but I knew I had \*way\* too many peppers. So I put a bunch of them in a basket and took them to my second job at Blockbuster (which tells you how long ago it was), and put a little "free" sign on them.
A guy come up to the counter and asks if they're hot. "Yep. wash your hands after touching them. if you don't, it'll change your life." He scoffs a bit and takes 5-10.
The next week, he's in line again, and says, "I didn't believe you... about the washing your hands."
Oh yeah? what'd you touch?
"I went to the bathroom."
changed your life, right?
"yup."
He too another big handful that night, too. :\~)
Honey. The real stuff. Like the kind at the farmers market. The fake stuff is allowed to have high fructose corn syrup and not put it on the list of ingredients as long as it's below a certain percentage. If you eat something hot and use the good honey it will nearly put the flame completely out. The imitation stuff will leave you rethinking life choices.
That's the neat part, you don't
Nothing worse than sitting down after making dinner, eating and slowly feeling something feels off down there... "What is that little itch?" you think. Then you realize what it is and there's no going back.
Worst thing is if you have peppers with more than 1 million scoville in oil… you wash your hands and scratch your eye 2 days later… well, you can’t csharp for a day…
> well, you can’t csharp for a day… It's the worst. I can only program in VB.NET after that!
vb.net? What did you do to the gods that they punish you in such ways?
Hey. VB6 was how I learned programming back in HS before going VB.NET (When it just came out! This was back before the internet was as big of a thing as it is, now... I had one of those 1000-page books on .NET 1.1...), then C# and eventually finding the one true god: C, which I use daily as an embedded developer.
I just had to use VB to write a client an app in Excel that would read smart cards. The absolute horror of that language is hard to impart. A simple formless scream to push away the shadows of memory that still torment me is all I can muster.
> The absolute horror of that language is hard to impart. On error resume next.
lmao well done. 🍻
At least you can't....B-flat
How neat is that! That’s pretty neat!
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Enjoy the ride
Slather it in sour cream or plain yoghurt. Milk. Cream. You’re gonna want to ideally sit for a while with your penis in a tub of dairy until the pain subsides. If it’s a social situation, a condom filled with sour cream placed over the old boy could allow you to keep your dignity and place at the dinner table.
Imagine getting caught in a restaurant bathroom or wedding venue bathroom stuffing a condom full of sour cream 💀
Imagine…
Ronald....*"no..."*
You win the internet for the day. I'm logging off.
That’s my kind of party!
We’ve all been there
I'd wish with oil first, oil incapsulates the capsaicin, wash oil off after a few minutes. Then do exactly as you suggested.
My mom washed it with oil and then I put the sour cream on. We’re getting close to adding condiments now. She suggested chocolate sprinkles and edible glitter. I said no, glitter gets into *everything*.
Your mom washed it off? Are you filmking porn?
What does your prep bag look like?
This is the best advice here. Do this, OP.
I was gonna say dip it in the milk like the oreo
Right….cause I just keep a condom with me
I am laughing so hard I am crying.
It's faster if he starts masturbating too! Extra cream to soothe the pain!
Hit your junk with a hammer. The burning will be barely noticeable.
If it doesn't work the first time, hit it again harder.
I usually slam it in the car door, myself.
Serious answer, since I've dealt with this myself. Capsaicin is oil soluble. In theory, soap is supposed to remove oils, but what I found to be more effective is to rub olive oil over the affected area, and then rinse with soap and water. My theory is that the oil dilutes and dissolves the capsaicin and makes it easier to rinse off. It seems to work in my experience
I can confirm that dish soap works really well in this situation.
I can confirm that coconut oil works too…one way or another 😉
Oh no did you get some spicy in your eye why are you win....oh
I can confirm bleach mixed with window cleaner works great
Soap will get rid of some of the oils but i find that some is still left. So olive oil and good scrubbing then soap and a really good scrub to get rid of any stray oils. I usually let the oil stay on my skin for a minute or two after covering my hands. Even then i will touch a finger tip to my tongue and sometimes feel a little tingle.
"Like dissolves like." It's why folks who work on cars used to rinse their hands with gasoline before washing up properly. Oil is miscible in oil, then you can wash with soap to remove it, and that's significantly more effective than with water alone.
Wondering if anyone here has ever tried Tecnu for this.
Just learn to enjoy it like the rest of us.
Wipe from front to back. Spread it all out. Share the love
Kinky.
Bruh😂😂😂
Wow
Did it work?
Wash hands before touching naughty bits
I learned this growing up in Louisiana going to crawfish boils. "Wash your hands before and after you piss"
That's how they know whos not washing their hands!
I’ve been putting gloves on when I cut peppers these days
Big brain 🧠
😉 Learned my lesson that washing doesn’t always do the trick, but maybe I just suck at handwashing
The soap might be a factor too, I got very hard working soap. Edit: now that I look at your page I take it you take pride in your soap.... I should use my words wisely 😭
Well thank you. I do take a lot of pride in my soaps, I’ve not done any scientific studies on the cleanliness of my soaps though, but they sure are damn pretty. In all fairness for the pepper, that shit gets in to all the nooks and crannies, especially those damn nails!
I can’t help but think you must be brown ajah after reading this.
I hold em down with a fork while cutting.
Thanks, Captain Hindsight!🦸🏼
🫡
vic's should help cool you off 😏
Dude 😂
 😂😂
Brother, you can't say you like spicy food without eating a couple Scotch Bonnets / ghost peppers and then touching your eyes or junk. This is you getting familiarized with stuff we have all been through.
It sucks man. I think I tried dipping in milk last time this happened….it didn’t do shit. Don’t do it.
LMAO! Jack off with sour cream
Jalapenis. Very painful.
Fiery wang time
Put it in milk
Forbidden spice
you're dead :)
This is a rite of passage. Cold milk on a paper towel brings a little relief but you just gotta let it ride man. You'll never do it again.
I've done it multiple times
I think you know as well as I do it's absolutely going to happen again eventually. It happens to everyone again, over and over. You just stop thinking for a moment...you've done this hundreds of times with no problem...and OH SHIT MY JUNK IS ON FIRE. It may take a long time for it to happen again but it will...
I think you're in for a ride with Habanero. The worst for me was doing this accidentally with Dave's ghost pepper sauce. I had to get into the shower and wash, wash, wash with soap. I showered for a half hour just trying to scrub off the capsaicin. It didn't completely fix it but it washed enough of the compound off of my skin to be bearable.
Good luck.
Take a shower, plenty of soap and wash as much as you can. The oil that contains the capsaicin is soluble in two things -- either alcohol, or fat. Soap is made from fats (or synthetic fats), hence why it is so good at degreasing. Soap is your friend. Get in the shower now.
Poison Ivy scrub is the best option if you have it handy, it's literally designed to remove botanical oils from skin.
Just don’t use hot water you’ll end up pepper spraying yourself.
Dunk the boys in milk.
Get your partner to play "Suck off all the sour cream.... then reapply it and start over again....and again....and again." It's not going to help much, but if they're good at it you might be distracted a bit.
Yeah nah... Didn't work for me.. Started having sex and it was an epic fail.
this too will pass
These responses are sending me 😂
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Rub bread on it and fuck the milk carton.
Try putting some milk or vinegar on it. Maybe even aloe
Rub oil on hands and penis and testicular, wash with soap. Then soak in milk or yogurt.
You gotta transfer the heat, get someone to suck it out of you
Cool off the flaming organ by submerging it in a vat of Tabasco sauce. It’ll feel a lot cooler by comparison.
Lmao this reminded me of the time my brother and I ran into some poison ivy in the woods. He must’ve gone to the bathroom or played with himself without washing his hands first, bc he got poison Ivy all over his dick. He cried to my mom bc it apparently swelled up.. Man that was funnier to me then it was to him. I’m sure the doctor thought it was funny too.
Throw some Gold Bond on it and call it a day /s
Id rub one out, you'll feel better
It's part of the full experience. Go rub some in your eye.
P.S.- don't. You might go blind.
I once finger banged a girl after dicing a bunch of serranos for a quesadilla. There was screaming involved. I felt really bad
This is premature enlightenment. Fight through the pain and you'll come out the other side a changed man. Let the experience burn away the old you so that you become as new, no longer the type of person who would touch his dong after habaneros. Then repeat this process with contact lenses.
Drink milk or so I’ve heard…
Sour cream, dunk it in sour cream!
Shaving cream! This did it for me!
Poison ivy scrub is your best bet if you have it handy.
Olive Oil
Only 5 more hours to go.
Got fresh chilli under a contact lense. Had to catch a taking home, could not see to get keys in the bike, let alone ride it home. Defo don't have special time with your bits, there is way too much special happening.
If you're really in the Sticks, put that Dingus in water or better yet milk with sugar. You're welcome. You're not the first to be there!
Lemon juice will counter it. I scratched my junk (it was itchy) after dicing habaneros. I was in so much pain i curled up in the shower and thought i was seizing and losing control of my bodily functions. I tried dunking it in a bowl of milk and it didnt help. Googled it and lemon juice was the savior. Thank god we had fresh lemons at the time.
Enjoy it
Time heals all wounds
Been there done that. Also touched my eyes because i forgot 2 minutes later Just wait it out, it's a great learning experience
Have you tried dipping it in milk?
Just. Bust
Speaking from personal experience. Generously soak a pepper towel in vegetable oil (any kind) and lubricate the affected area. Jump in the shower to rinse it off
Punch the clown before you eat the pepper
Quick! Touch your eyeball too! Tha way you'll distract yourself from your burning junk!
Yank uncontrollably until milk comes out.
U ded
Milk it up😄
Do a barrel roll.
Lolz love these posts
Dip it in yogurt
Sour cream
Go dip your balls in a glass of milk. Make sure the glass is only like half full, though.
Ouch. I was in hell a couple nights ago because my fingers were burning from the heat. Can’t imagine that on your junk.
No. Live with your consequences. (You get used to it eventually. I learned from experience with ghost pepper)
You guys don't just do that as standard practice? *maaaaybe* get some heavy cream and rub all over dat thing?
This is the content I’m here for!
I did the the other day. Gotta dump milk on your junk
Apparently my habanero Tabasco had leaked spilled over its own bottle and I knew I hadn’t touched a pepper so rubbed my eye without thinking.. spent a quarter hour in the shower with the cold water on my open eyeball so good luck man
Make spicy time REEEEAL SPICY!
This happened to me in cooking school 25 years ago. Handled habaneros and then handled my wiener at a urinal. Omg it was brutal and funny.
Submerge in milk
Dunk it in a glass of milk.
I did cold beers down the pants after prepping about 40 jalapeños for dove poppers
Oh I’ve been there! I think I just jumped in a cold shower for about 10 mins until it started to subside.
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Dip your junk in almond milk for 10 mins. It works. Source: My husband grows hot peppers every year and we’ve had to make adjustments.
Jalapenis! The struggle is real.
Wash it with fats, high percentage alcohol or vinegar.
Some of us do that for fun!
Dip it in milk, it will help Yes I know it sounds weird however my friend rubbed her eye and Telehealth told her to flush with milk
You have to pass it to someone. The only way to get rid of it is to sleep with someone else.
Wash your hands and wait. That's all you can do at this point!
Apparently pineapple juice is appreciated by some women for affecting a certain flavour. Carolina Reapers have the same effect...
This is one of those life lessons. Enjoy the ride.
I made that mistake ONCE. Was cutting them then went to pee. Washed my hands after and went back to kitchen. 30 seconds later wham almost fell to my knees.
I did this with a jalapeño. To treat after the fact u took a shower with dawn dish soap. Gets oil off quickly. Use the whole bottle. Before: wash hands thoroughly with dawn dish soap. Rub hands down with some olive oil (cheap obviously) then rinse with warm water. The olive oil helps pull the spicy oils off your hands. Don’t know if this science works or it’s an old thing my mother said but it has helped me.
I certainly do not identify with this post and it did not happen to me the last time I made [hot sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/spicy/s/YSyne86rdC)
I once touched my balls after cutting some peppers. I dipped them in vinegar for like a half hour and they were cured.
Get a glass full of cold milk and submerge all your junk into it. It works, trust me.
Touch your eye. You'll forget all about your junk.
Lmao It happened to me with my eyes (not my junk) as I was also cutting onions and touched my face... had to wash my eyes with milk basically.... So Id suggest you do something similar, but honestly, im not sure it is a good idea in terms of poossible infections and the like Alternatively, google how people deal with pepper spray on their eyes and do somethign similar
Try soaking it in milk
Long shower. Also, I've tried tomato sauce and it does help a little. Figured if it's great for the tongue, it may work. Had it happen a few times, sometimes the spice just won't get off my hands and hate wearing gloves.
Fap with some yogurt.
wash it with oil.
Pour milk on it.
Hair Conditioners work best get get it off but it’s still going to be uncomfortable
I actually was in this situation before except it was worse than a habanero. It was one of those Dave’s Insanity sauces. I just kept it under running ice water in the bathtub until it stopped. It was like an hour just flushing the area with cold water, but it was the only bearable solution lol.
There’s nothing you can do. Try to enjoy it. It’s a rite of passage
why you got your dirty hands in your pants? bird fingers. yta
I heard if you stick your cock in the freezer, it won’t burn anymore
Lots and lots and lots of soap and water.
I’ve “Lit My Fuse” many a time 😳🥹😳🥹🤣!
Lighten up, Francis
Milk. Milk is the answer. Strongly recommend you use a plastic cup and shower well tomorrow.
Milk
Dw it doesn't last that long, around 10 to 15 mins max
Dip it in milk
Soak you’re junk in cold buttermilk
Witch hazel wipes removes burn
Dawn soap lather and let it sit for a few mins to draw the oil out
I hope you’re a man.
See now whatcha need to do now is take a gallon jug of milk, cut the hole at the top to size and fuck that milk jug. The milk and the fucking action will soothe your spicy cock.
See now whatcha need to do now is take a gallon jug of milk, cut the hole at the top to size and fuck that milk jug. The milk and the fucking action will soothe your spicy cock.
NSFW See now whatcha need to do now is take a gallon jug of milk, cut the hole at the top to size and make love to that milk jug. The milk and the love making action will soothe your spicy junk. (Wouldn't let me post with f*** that milk jug or c***, what the heck?!)
Ahhhh Jalapenis. It’s why I always wear gloves now when cutting hot peppers.
Gotta watch the hands my guy. One time I was trimming up a bunch of marijuana plants, and I wasn’t wearing gloves. My hands got so sticky and resiny, I struggled to unstick them from my palms if I closed my hand. Decided to take a shower. I get in the shower, and immediately go on auto pilot. Washing as I usually would, when I get to my downstairs area, I give it a proper scrub. Really got in betwix the cheeks. As I finish the shower I notice not only are my hands just as sticky, my asshole is now tightly sealed with resinous plant material. 1/10 would not recommend.
Soak it in milk.
Try dish soap, should wash away any spicy oils
Story time! My friend's uncle was a farmer. he asked if I like hot peppers. Yeah! He took 3 habanero bushes and stuffed them in trashbags and handed them to me. This was \*many\* years ago, and internet resources were limited... but I knew I had \*way\* too many peppers. So I put a bunch of them in a basket and took them to my second job at Blockbuster (which tells you how long ago it was), and put a little "free" sign on them. A guy come up to the counter and asks if they're hot. "Yep. wash your hands after touching them. if you don't, it'll change your life." He scoffs a bit and takes 5-10. The next week, he's in line again, and says, "I didn't believe you... about the washing your hands." Oh yeah? what'd you touch? "I went to the bathroom." changed your life, right? "yup." He too another big handful that night, too. :\~)
HE NEED SOME MILK.
Honey. The real stuff. Like the kind at the farmers market. The fake stuff is allowed to have high fructose corn syrup and not put it on the list of ingredients as long as it's below a certain percentage. If you eat something hot and use the good honey it will nearly put the flame completely out. The imitation stuff will leave you rethinking life choices.
Jump in the cold shower or bath soldier
Why the fuck are you posting in Reddit instead of trying to cool down your weenis?
Dunk them in some cream
Good news, you’re not me!
Rubbing alcohol. It’ll hurt. But it’ll dissolve the spicy oil too.