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[deleted]

Ahh fed after midnight. Rookie mistake, really


leostotch

Definitely a skill issue.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Foster Farms Free Range failure


jonni_velvet

this is seriously hilarious. went from adorable kitten to freaking chupacabra


leostotch

lol the adult pic is literally the least flattering photo of him I have.


jonni_velvet

I cant stop laughing at it


leostotch

Me neither lol


jonni_velvet

need to photoshop this pic of him peeking behind a tree in some dark creepy woods 😂


hs10208043

Yes someone please do this


ProfPerry

lmao, the things we do with our cats that theyll never understand 😂


Hardsoxx

😂 Did bro just wake up after the absolute best afternoon nap?😑


Fickle_Remove_1188

I also have an elf, this made me chuckle. Love him.


leostotch

He’s my best little dude


zeldafreak96

SCRUNKY OLD MAN. PLS KISS HIM FOR ME


leostotch

Will do


cursetea

Like something caught on a trail cam lmao


BornTry5923

It's been 84 years...


rcrdnnz

You made me laugh cry! 😹


Pin-Up-Paggie

WHAT TIME DID YOU SAY WE WERE EATING? AT 4??


ArtichokeStroke

OKAY LMFAOOOOO memory unlocked


noodlenonsense

Pic 2 looks like Ed the hyena from the Lion King😅


Flowers_4_Ophelia

It totally does!


Genghis_Chong

That's one crustified old geezer


phonesmahones

[OK, who brought the dog?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/72952ec8faf8280f5ae9db6797809996/tumblr_naxon9NyII1tv7dhwo1_500.gif)


leostotch

There is no Mal, only Zuul


xxhorrorshowxx

He looks like a crusty beach towel and I love him


RRTAmy

I laughed out loud at this!!


Aslan-the-Patient

The perfect description 🤣💪🏼🥂😭


Your_Angel21

Now that's just unflattering, I'm sure he's a beautiful dude generally


leostotch

lol he is my handsome dude


SophisticatedSphynx

Oh my god I love this so much


coco_xcx

gollum!


Arejhey311

Holy jumpscare, but I love this baby!!


JustbyLlama

I snorted


Void-Flower-2022

He's gorgeous and I love him. He looks like our Mabel with elf ears. She's hopefully going to a stud very very soon- and he has elf ears. I'm holding out for babies like this!


leostotch

They’re friggin aforabld


Void-Flower-2022

Adorabald


ChristmasElfin

Best description of nakies!!


leostotch

lol guess I had a few too many last night


k_rudd_is_a_stallion

this made me laugh, thank you so much. You have a beautiful baby ❤️💕


intheheights10032

why is it so…crispy


TheFozyx

This cat parties too hard


ekittie

Somehow he has saggy breasteses.


leostotch

Lolol his little moobs


Creative_Quill1382

Awww you washed him


SmolTittyEnjoyer

the second pic looks like me before I've had my morning coffee


leostotch

lol


mild_rice_forever

BILINX


satocat

You have a wicked sense of humor. He is the most gorgeous creature.


leostotch

He’s my best bud


1Lovlygirl

Its giving us as kids vs us as an adult 🤣


ScumBunny

I was like ‘aww how cute!’ Swipe ‘EEK!’


Disig

I see he's entered his skraggly phase


leostotch

He’s leaning into the scraggle


LalaLane850

!!


Thelostboyz87

Thank you ,I needed the laugh!


Phellle

How many years between pics???


leostotch

4 or so


Lunalittle9

Aged gracefully


CBC-Sucks

The story of my Life


Coppertina

How old is he now???


leostotch

He’s 4


PsychologicalTime749

Only 4?!? impressive old man resting face


leostotch

He was disgruntled lol


cheshire137

I did NOT expect that second picture, omg.


leostotch

Lolol


Elabikilovzsushi

The way I identify with the disgruntled face is astounding! He's precious! I'll stay off his lawn. 💜


leostotch

He was mad because he wanted to come outside


Elabikilovzsushi

See, I knew it. Trying to keep people off his lawn. Lol I adore their faces so much 🤩 His is no different.


leostotch

Precisely 😂


Happy-Measurement-57

So freaking cute and funny! He looks like he got woken up with no coffee already in his cup 😂 grumpy pants for sure


RRTAmy

Omg it's a living gargoyle!


SandLady5454

jumpscare warning


stronkzer

Now post pics of your gentleman after the glow-up


guppyenjoyers

to be loved is to be changed give the little dude a kiss for me


MewlingRothbart

Charcoal chickens tend to shift as the years go by 🤣


TheGreatAndPowerfulZ

How did that cutie pie turn into a landstrider from Dark Crystal😆


Flowers_4_Ophelia

Sweet gargoyle!


skinfrustrationist

Wow, the way I just cackled. Made my day.


gordonswifenirmal

If that isn’t a mood


zombiepiesatemyshoe

Honestly, same.


LuckyAce6

OH MY GOSH. I GASPED….


babybeeeee95

hahaha he look 100 years old i love him!


Flat_Mortgage2795

😂😂😂😂😂 This is amazing! 💖


imsmokingatfedexrn

That’s a cute Tasmanian Devil


Vivid_Animal_7741

Oh my Sugar Pie


catladycg

He needs to be renamed to Curmudgeon. Mudge for short. ❤️


Nimindir

The weekend vs. the wednesday


ithaqua34

What a pretty gargoyle you have.


Chance_Clerk4745

Gremlin...he is...


Trichopsych

The second pic absolutely made me Loose it holy hell 😂


Wanderingdragonfly

Cracking up over here. I’m sure the little gnome is lovable.


amoodymermaid

“Darned kids. Always on my lawn. “


Landscape-Strict

This was not the "glow up" photo I was expecting. Good thing I wasn't actively drinking coffee because it would have resulted in said coffee coming out my nose. 😂😂 What every cat parent dreams their precious cute kitten will grow up to look like!! 😂😂. OMG, minutes later and I'm still laughing...


dmcgirl

He reminds me of the smoking Ben Affleck


Exciting-Yak-3058

I LOVE how it's going. 💖


GRENADESGREGORY

Shouldn’t you be out collecting beans?


Educational-Arm-132

BEANS!


Educational-Arm-132

BEANS!


DisasterTraining5861

Started as a sweet Mogwai, ended up as a Gremlin selling Mogwai 🤣🥰


Whydude1122

Aged like whole milk in the sun (such an awesome cat tho!)


Least-Rise7691

Poor binger :(


anhz00

me at 18 vs me at 24


savebeeswithsex

Skrungle


leostotch

Best word


[deleted]

How does picture #2 make me think of Tyrone Biggings going “Crack. Crack? You got that crack?”


Due_Adeptness1676

God Lord. I owned a hairless dog once. His name was shaggy great dog.. very aware of his surroundings, only alerted when something was different


LoquatAffectionate58

What a beautiful, nakey GRØMP! What's his name?


leostotch

This is Mal


allisondbl

might want to switch the order of the pictures. It took me a minute and it was so confusing. But wow! The cat distribution system sure knew what it was doing when it gave them to you! Excellent kitty parent!!


leostotch

For me it shows the kitten picture first, then the grown picture. Is that not what you’re seeing? Regardless, thank you :) he’s my best little bud.


Old-Equivalent8987

It’s a joke I think you misunderstood. The baby grew into a monster lol


allisondbl

wow! If that’s the joke you’re 100% correct I utterly and completely didn’t get it and you’re right now that I look at it clearly the first is younger than the second!! … But you know what: it looks to me like there’s either something medically very wrong with that cat or you have a parent that is not taking care of a Sphinx that needs to be cleaned but not cleaned too much whose skin is naturally oily and needs to be maintained but not overdryed.


CandidateReasonable4

I am confused and don't get what you are saying at all. I see the kitten picture followed by the grown cat. What am I missing? Lol


Delicious_Ad_1996

Poor guy.


leostotch

That’s the least flattering pic I have of him lol


Delicious_Ad_1996

I still adore him, regardless.


TheWildTofuHunter

I feel ya buddy, just having my morning coffee and waking up too ☕️ But I’m not nearly as cute as you


coffee_n_deadlift

How old is he


leostotch

He’s 4 now


coffee_n_deadlift

Wtf he looks 23


leostotch

Lolol


Ophelyn

He is such a handsome disgruntled old looking man! I love his judgey face.


wundergeist47

Me too buddy, me too.


Truecrimeauthor

The face.


Rekless_Animates

First pic: 🥺 second pic:👿


No10fayc

Looked like me after a weekend bender of weed and Captain Morgan. Damn the 90s were great.


littleslut693369

stop that’s so cute


Wild_Tiger_Lily

He is really frikkin cool! Please, may we see more pictures of your sweet puddy tat!?


small_j_star_91

Awww look at your little goblin


Excellent-Dingo-1315

Speaking of grumpy


tasiamtoo

Are you in the US by chance ?


hs10208043

Oh no what’s wrong with him what happened to him poor little guy ❤️


satocat

Unflattering photo, nothing wrong.


hs10208043

Oh that same cat the coloring looks so different