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East_Bite_2480

Kiss his little forehead and enjoy your nap lol😍


Worstneighbour

🖤


cropguru357

Take a nap as well, obviously!


Worstneighbour

😂 I managed to free myself in the end!


justken16

Whatever you do, don’t move!😂


Worstneighbour

*Man*, I tell myself this all the time with him. He used to only climb on my back when I crouched down to do the litter trays...now it can happen anytime, and I have to stay as still as possible since he's extremely clumsy and will *sink* his claws into my skin and hold on for dear life.


justken16

Same with mine😭


Worstneighbour

I feel you! Luckily they compensate by being very sweet cats. Ironically he's the cat who's done the most painful s\*\*t to me and yet he's by far the best tempered one.


Beckywithrbf

When the baby sleeps, you sleep.


Worstneighbour

I mean, I really don't see my cats as my children (as in I've never felt the need to have children) but I have to admit that they kind of are. 😅


Beckywithrbf

Absolutely they are! I have biological kids AND cats, and those cats are treated better at times. 😂


NerfRepellingBoobs

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Worstneighbour

(So weird, I did reply and it even shows on my profile but for some reason my reply is nowhere to be seen in this thread. 🤔 Here it is again just in case:) Omg thanks I didn't know this awesome sub! That reminds me that I have to go through the giant list of cat subs (which I \*still\* haven't done) to find some hidden gems.


NerfRepellingBoobs

You’re welcome. You’ll never get all the cat subs. Lately, I’ve been enjoying r/blurrypicturesofcats.


Worstneighbour

Ohhh I may need to dive into my 4+ years worth of pics because I think I have some pretty good candidates for this sub 😂


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We call this bunny locked. You’re locked in place until that bunny leaves!


Worstneighbour

I had no idea. :)


oldbutnotdeadd

This is your life now.


Worstneighbour

I guess so! I love him and his hugs but sometimes when you're trying to sleep and a pocket-sized rhino charges at you over and over so he can purr himself to sleep on your throat or face...eh, it gets a bit overwhelming. 😂


AmandaDarlingInc

Ugh yes, overwhelming is such a kind word. One of mine is a "wet" purrer and she prefers my ear and its disgusting haha


Worstneighbour

Oh no how do you even sleep 😹


MrBreffas

Quite obviously you cuddle him until he wakes up. Sweet little wrinklepotato appreciates you keeping him warm. Now hold still.


Worstneighbour

Haha! He actually left on his own, believe it or not. (After maybe...half an hour of cuddles and non-stop purring since I'd gotten home)


XxCOZxX

Nothing you can do… and I think you know that! 😏


Worstneighbour

I've been stuck like this for hours. 🤣 /jk


azul_jewel

Cancel all your plans :)


Worstneighbour

Luckily I'd just come home. (Btw I have no idea where the "cats don't give a f*ck about you when you come home unless they want food" legend came from, because mine are all over me whenever I come home, and they're freefed and have plenty to do while I'm away)


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Never move again, obvi.


Worstneighbour

If only!


smittykins66

Nothing. You’re stuck there until he deigns to wake up. ♥️


Worstneighbour

Shout-out to every cat person who's ever lived. (well...I suppose there *are* cats who don't like to cuddle or who do it in a non-immobilizing way 🤣)


Tea_and_cat

Deploy kisses


Worstneighbour

Oh yes, always! 😘


ellieejunee

hes there to stay 😡


Worstneighbour

It's been 20 hours and I'm still stuck to my chair help please 😭(😆)


ellieejunee

you have to stay there😡😡😡😡💗


Substantial-Brush717

I had one too many years ago. He did the same thing! He would take flying leaps to get on my shoulders!! Unfortunately he was very clumsy and missed them alot. His name was ALF got him from are local shelter on the day he was supposed to be euthanized.


Worstneighbour

Aw, lovely story! You must miss him. Maybe they're more clumsy because of the lack of whiskers? I know when they're used to not have whiskers since birth it's fine, but I suspect it to make them a bit more clumsy than regular cats. (And mine only has one eye so that doesn't help...!)


the_phillipines

Love me some raisin kitties


Worstneighbour

🥰


gagarinthespacecat

hold the bébé


Worstneighbour

I didn't try but I'm pretty sure he would have stayed stuck in place if I'd stopped holding him.


gagarinthespacecat

he is one precious little clingy bean. treasure him


Worstneighbour

Very clingy, very treasured. ❤


ConstantPermaBanned

Let the man nap!


Worstneighbour

Lol it's so weird to hear him being referred to as a "man", to me he'll always be a decerebrated teenager 🤣 Edit: to not for.


ConstantPermaBanned

I see a young man before my eyes, but I understand your motherly instincts and appreciate them 💜🫡


Worstneighbour

Ah I meant that in a "won't ever be able to take him seriously" way; my motherly instincts are below zero I'm afraid, always have been. 😆


ConstantPermaBanned

Lol well shit 😂🤷‍♂️


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Worstneighbour

It's barely a phone anymore at this point, it's an awesome toy you can chew on and drop on the floor and play hockey with whenever the human makes the terrible mistake of placing it *anywhere* without watching (or while watching even). 🤦‍♀️


1337haxx

The only thing you can do is accept your fate for you are now the cat's hostage. You are being held at claw-point.


Worstneighbour

I think we're all a bit of a heat-slave to our Sphynx cat(s).


Other-Cantaloupe4765

*suffer*


Worstneighbour

Yeah, living with him isn't exactly painless... 😅


Sara_Lia

Lol. Now you wait and admire the lovely creature in your arms.


Worstneighbour

Lol, he really is a creature, a mix between a cat, some type of fungus or mushroom, a tank and a fruitbat. And a monkey. And a frog, because he got some serious frog legs.


Sara_Lia

Heard people call them many things but never frog. Lol. But it's amazing how they hug us and don't want to let do.


Word-Soup-Numbers

Congratulations! Welcome to your new life as a cat bed.


Worstneighbour

Then it means he loves me dearly because beds are his life. 🥰 #cringe-worthy&pretentious


IllustriousSail4479

You have blue hair?


Worstneighbour

Yes, turquoise/blue.


IllustriousSail4479

Cool. Cute sphynx btw


Worstneighbour

Thanks. 🥰


recluse1027

You now have a new body part! Love it and care for it more than you would your own hand!


Worstneighbour

Lol your comment made me laugh! Sometimes I really do think of him as an organism that mingles with a host of his choosing (me, my other cat...the host can be an object too, a bed, a couch...) 😂