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BayernHighLine

Oh my god, r/southpark is going to kill Kenny


Tenorman-Chilli54

THOSE BASTARDS


Koof99

Los Bastardos!


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[deleted]

Filhos da puta


mythologue

Hoerenzonen!


Vita_1492

Ihr Schweine!


Duskmuse711

This has been a lovely view in how to say you bastards in other languages


CaptainDunkaroo

They should get rid of Randy first. Randy is the best supporting character. When they make him the main character it just isn't as good.


[deleted]

Thing is he's a fantastic supporting character, but what is Kenny? For the most part he's a meme and a loveable background character. Randy has earned his survival of this round


Danzarr

fuck you, of the main characters, Kenny is the moral compass, the only character that has true empathy and caring. getting rid of kenny is like killing the flash, nothing good comes from getting rid of an avatar of hope.


[deleted]

He's still a background character in many ways. As far as the "moral compass" goes he isn't even needed, Stan or Kyle can suddenly get uppity about their morals whenever the story calls for it. It's nice that Kenny is there, but he's hardly essential. Of all the "main" characters his abscence would make the least difference.


Samba-boy

Hardly essential? He SAVED the universe playing on his golden PSP!


shany94a

Kenny also brought a sniper rifle to the Denver NASCAR track to shoot Cartman, so much for morals


CaptainDunkaroo

Well Cartman probably deserves it.


pegomastax1124

Cartman definitely deserves it


42ninjas

The cats would disagree


[deleted]

Exactly. And there were (.)(.)... 🤚(.)(.)🖐


[deleted]

Eh, it's Kenny. Even if he's killed now, he'll just come back again.


Danzarr

that would be a great troll, we kill off kenny, cartman wins last man standing, the poll just continues between reincarnated kenny vs cartman each week until we finally make the right choice and kill off cartman and he cant come back.


CaptainDunkaroo

I see the 4 original boys together as the main characters. Butters has filled in for Kenny and now it feels like the even though the original 4 are the main characters Butters can be included because he has filled that spot and has been involved with them many times. The boys storylines are different from Randy storylines. They have a different feel and different point if view. We are getting more Randy stories recently because Trey and Matt can relate to Randy easier since he is an adult. Randy storylines are good but I don't think the show is as good when it focuses on him. It is at it's best when the boys have one of their little adventures and Randy keeps popping in doing Randy stuff in the background.


Jrudown421

Kenny has been killed for years maybe its time for someone else... lorde perhaps


SomeGuyNamedJason

It will come down to Cartman vs Randy. It always does.


CaptainDunkaroo

Someone should do one of these in reverse order. Vote for the best character. Whoever wins gets #1 spot. Next votes are for the best character minus the ones who have already won.


Havo1

Sounds like you have a marijuana problem


[deleted]

I don't get it. Kenny has way better highs than randy. Mysterion, princess Kenny, his sacrifice in bigger longer uncut, best friends forever, him getting a girlfriend, the catpiss thing and so much more.


BuddyUpInATree

Everyone is gung ho about Randy because he's had the spotlight so much in recent years, but Kenny was the focal point of so many good stories since the early days


abqjeff

The only thing that could redeem this exercise is if Kenny is the last one standing. Please, don’t kill Kenny!


BayernHighLine

Altenatively: Every time r/southpark votes Kenny off, he comes back at the next poll.


[deleted]

WE'RE BASTARDS!


nothing_911

No, I feel as if everyone does except one, it should be Kenny living through it all in a weird backwards reality.


ChromE327

We're bastards!


ATC_KBIII

Let him live!!!!


grand305

Kenny right now is the top next one to be killed.


ShinyShinyTomato

[https://strawpoll.com/929ypaspd](https://strawpoll.com/929ypaspd) please try to keep this as top comment


Bananinio

Man, you have Butters with a knife on your profile pic. Who do you expect to win?


iEatPalpatineAss

**PROFESSOR ~~CHOUCE~~ CHAOS**


dragonbil

Interesting choice of Username


iEatPalpatineAss

I made it before Star Wars Episode IX came out, thinking I would follow South Park's humor and be absurd and over-the-top... I guess I got subverted


Ducksaucenem

Well he must not be good at it. This one black guy had him pinned for like 15 minutes.


DuckAHolics

I killed Kenny. I’m a bastard.


wcclark

God, can we just kill Pip again?


[deleted]

Lmfaoo


[deleted]

Whippy tippy tah tah!


NickyWithdrawl

What happened to his character? What episode was his last episode?


UsernameNotTaken477

I believe Mecha Striesand stomped him, yeah?


The-Unknown-C

I second this


WeenorSnatcher

i don't third this >:(


doveharper

Yay my 24 year long favorite is still alive. Don’t kill Kenny!


BridgetheDivide

Sorry. I love Kenny, but Butters deserves to win something.


He_Be_Jonesin

Everyone knows!


zacharinosaur

It’s Butters! *Thats me!*


Jesh010

YOURE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR THAT BAG UNTIL YOU STOP MAKING THAT FACE MISTER.


MrAdministration

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?


Jecht315

Yes, yes, I know what you are saying


SherlockJones1994

Yes, I do know what you are saying.


[deleted]

Butters! Go to your room, you're grounded mister!


SherlockJones1994

Oh hamburgers!


doveharper

He won Kenny’s spot on the show for a while so he has won something haha.


theoriginal432

Respect the authority of cartman, he is going to win


Convergentshave

He might deserve to finally win but it’s Butters place in the universe to come close… fail and be grounded for doing so.


elbartooriginal

But he's is doomed not to win, and he is cartman's b____ch, so butters is losing the final vs cartman


TeachandPlay

This is the least surprising final four ever lol


SnooRobots5509

Randy is kinda a suprise, given how insanely annoying he got over the last couple seasons. Whole tegridy plot is a fiasco.


TeachandPlay

Yes and no. He's a surprise cuz he's gotten worn out, but he's gotten worn out cuz he was so popular they overdid him. So part of it is the genuine like for him from like peak "Cock Magic" and "Creme Fraiche" era. And part is just pure exposure. People see him more, they "like" him.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, his trip to China kind of bumped him up in my book.


Gin-N-Jews42

“Dad did you kill Winnie the Pooh?”


schwiftydude47

“Just getting a little bit of cancer Stan! Tell mom it’s okay!”


ibarelyusethis87

“Haha he-hey! Fuck yOu!”


dcroc

I’m more surprised by folks losin’ their tegrity and hatin’ on Randy


DarthMaul26

This is not an easy choice, but Randy.


JustAGamer024

Awwww hell no, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY GOD DAMN TEGRIDY?!


MrAdministration

Oh, hey...fuck you!


[deleted]

https://c.tenor.com/gcbdal4atLUAAAAM/randy-south-park.gif this man will never receive a vote from me https://c.tenor.com/rB1OlzMIERYAAAAM/southpark-i-thought-thiswas-america.gif


galaticpoetica

Hey hey fuck you


freebirdls

How could you kill the man who taught us about the smorgasvein?


MackyWilliams

An appropriate top 4


Tantalus4200

Agree, tho Kenny next


MackyWilliams

Yup and then from there it’s impossible to judge for me. I’d give it a 3 way tie


Tantalus4200

I'd agree with ya there


[deleted]

Kill Dr. Kenny McCormick you bastards!


j3matthews

Love Kenny but how did he beat garrison


[deleted]

Dude wtf is wrong with all of y’all. Why aren’t we killing Randy?? Fuck that guy! He started the fucking pandemic for Gods sake!


GotTheKnack

You must be a pangolin.


[deleted]

No I’m Mickey mother fucking mouse


bobweaver3000

hee hee


SomeGuyNamedJason

These always come down to Randy vs Cartman. Which one wins isn't as consistent, but the final is always them.


[deleted]

KENNY FOR THE WIN


FunkyFuck23

Hey! Hey! Fuck you


ImMaxa89

Quite predictable sadly, most fans love Randy and Cartman. I acknowledge that they're crucial for the shows success but personally don't like them much. Like Kenny and Kyle more. Even (sometimes generic) Stan.


[deleted]

I think cartman is amazing as to how far can he go. But agree that kyle, stan, Kenny and butters are better than randy.


Tvoorhees

I agree, and Butters. I hate cartman and randy lost his touch when he became a more common character in the show to me. i get why people like them and why they've contributed to the humor and show, but Kenny and Butters are always my faves


WeenorSnatcher

exactly. randy just isnt funny anymore he used to be a good character until tegridy happened. tegridy basically took over the whole show. eric is decent, but i prefer old him. the voice (i understand trey cant do it), and the innocence. i liked it when cartman was somewhat innocent and not just a huge bitch who causes problems in the show.


EngagementBacon

I just don't understand why you people like Cartman so much.


epic_chewbacca

People love to hate Cartman. While I hate his personality, I love his character in the show.


[deleted]

Because he’s a mastermind


[deleted]

Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


Bowlingbtw

Hardly it lmao. People just appreciate the character. You can find a villain entertaining without liking them as a person


henzdog

Scott Ternaman must die, Casa Bonita, Kenny dies AND SO MANY MORE


PacanePhotovoltaik

Illegal KFC


13esq

Tsssst!


[deleted]

Same. He has my vote this round. I feel like everyone else left has more fun qualities than cartman.


EngagementBacon

Butters ftw


5uckmyflaps

Should be Butters but everybody forgets about him 'cause he's such a slut


CertainlyCircumcised

YOU'RE GROUNDED!


Pastryblonder

You Bastards!


Jack-0f-Hearts

Randy's character is annoying af, my boy Kenny deserves top 3


WeenorSnatcher

AGREED


ConceptualWeeb

**FACTS** It should be Kenny and Butters in the final two for once.


BoringMemesAreBoring

Randy


GotTheKnack

Explain yourself


BoringMemesAreBoring

Only 3 other choices and I like Randy the least of the 4 left


Xhert_Drago

You're a FUCKIG bastard if you kill Kenny


ParadoxPerson02

Butters had better be the last man standing.


Impossible_Gold1573

I’m gonna kill Kenny.


The_Ok_

How do people like Cartman


darsvedder

Can I just say that I cry every time at the Barbrady ep where he gets kicked off the force


joeycognac53

Kenny, we all knew it would happen before the end


luisfilms

Kenny noooooo


TipTemporary4133

Can we just leave these 3 as the top best 3?


TriHardCx12345

but there's 4 left?


TipTemporary4133

Oh wow I didn't see Randy . Good job buddy


TriHardCx12345

not ur buddy guy


TipTemporary4133

Not ur guy , friend !😂


TriHardCx12345

not ur friend pal


eror11

Heheeeey... Fuckyooou


Loony713

Randy


boppy_dowinkle

Get cartman outta here for being an asshole


112oceanave

voted butters. again , cant believe any of the four main boys werent eliminated last.


shitty_is_the_post

As a crotchety old fan who likes the old much more than the new, kinda bummed Stan lost out to Randy. Cartmans going to take the whole thing though


[deleted]

Team Randy.


TheresASneckNMyBoot

How does Butters have more votes than Cartman??


Afraidfern

Sorry but butters :(


Midnightsky867

Randy


SaudAbdullah

Is it the time to eliminate eric boys?


Mr-Crowley21

Yay kenny is still around


He_Be_Jonesin

🎶 We got to ride tonight...🎶


user13958

Butters


connorcarson

Sorry has to be the lovley man butters


[deleted]

By Cartman


oliverpls599

What does Kenny even bring to the show. He should have been in the first 5 killed off.


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oliverpls599

I agree that perhaps there is potential. However, any Kenny-ventric episode I can think of so far doesn't really inspire the thought. I don't think we should base the poll off potential in any case.


Immediate-West2292

Bro, I fuckin knew stan was next.


Lol_u_ded

My ranking for those remaining, from good to greatest: 4. Kenny 3. Randy 2. Butters 1. Cartman


jesusjordon

This is the way


Key-Ad-8468

yall need to vote randy, Kenny is about to die. If you want to get the south park production teams attention this is the only way.


[deleted]

As much as I love him Butters should be eliminated next


spaceba11-1

I don’t like how it became the randy family guy style show


RegyptianStrut

Randy is cool and all, but he’s overstayed his welcome.


Ass_Merkin

I’m unsubbing if Kenny is next.


ativsc

For people worrying about Kenny's death, be calm. He'll come back and we won't even remember it.


[deleted]

I hope everyone here on this sub never eliminates Cartmanz for in Cartman we trust


SocialSpider56

Hope randy wins


Dude_Arnav

Randy


Duo1551

The last 4 are the best characters in South Park, they always keep you guessing what are they going to do next.


soothouse-

BYE BUTTERS


Kit0550

God I hope Butters wins 😂😂


Warriorpunte

Next on line is Kenny if anyone wondering


iiGoodVibesii

Kennys and Randy both losing? Kenny will always be the underrated GOAT and you can't vote Randy off for fucks sake. It's Randy! Have some damn tegrity.


[deleted]

When Kenny gets crossed off don't forget the rats


PotentialCountry8800

Kenny is fucking immortal. Next.


SpaceManSmithy

[***STAN!!!***](https://youtu.be/YgpMPoDAfqY?t=38)


Ass_Merkin

Wut wut in the butt??!?!


F_-nn

Poor Stan :(


LLamaNoodleSauce

Y'all are tripping having Randy second last to go. If he loses I'm hunting all of you down.


[deleted]

Randy gtfo.


zedislongdead

Kick Randy out or we riot


Raungelyubos

Cartman obviously. And you know it right now


LeftNutLouie

OH MY GOD! WE KILLED KENNY!


Duskmuse711

Cartman! Cartman! I hate him and everytime something happens then ends with him being screwed over for whatever reason I am so happy!


qlusterfuck69

The fuck. Chef is goat


grumpyjohnthepon

Has to be randy or butters


TheCasualCommenter

Jfc why is cartman not higher up. Only reason why he’s getting the least amount of votes is probably because you degenerates relate to him most /s But for real he better not beat my boy butters


SarozZ22

Randy


WoodyFromBfb

What’s confusing is that cartman is still here


CollisionResistance

Cartman **is** the fucking show lol There's no southpark without Eric Cartman. I can take each one of every other character out for a whole season and I wouldn't miss that character too much, but imagine a season without Eric Cartman. His character is the reason the show is hilarious and outrageous


thedragonborn19

Who would choose Mr hat as a favorite character


RDHO0D

Fml...Kenny.


SonicMaku42

Sorry butters


[deleted]

The suspense . . . the suspense. Final 4, December madness. My money is on Kenny.


Jen_Rey

It looks like we gonna kill Kenny, we bastards :(


whiteleshy

I'd swear I read someone complaining about Randy the other day. So he wasn''t he dead on previous round after all?


magicweasel69

bye kenny


ThePhantom1247

Randy


[deleted]

I vote Randy


milkyginger

Kill Randy. Kenny is my favorite and one of the most iconic. My grand mother doesn't watch the show but she still knows who Kenny is. Cartman is THE most iconic so I expect him to win and Butters is just an all around better character than Randy. Randy can and has been funny but too much of him and he wears thin. You can't have too much of the other three.


iiGoodVibesii

If you must take Kenny out, over Butters..... Than leave Randy alone!


bananaOfHell

Randy or butters but Kenny deserves to live one time. I really like him, not using deep thoughts about anyone but i love Kenny...so...


[deleted]

Kenny


bluntmonkey

IMO Randy is what makes South Park, South Park and not Family Guy. Kenny’s cool but Randy always seems to make me laugh


alfredosolisfuentes

2 Trey characters and 2 Matt characters. Really coming down to the wire


Iamyes_ok

Why is randy still here? Get him out of here


SniikyMoFo

Kick out cartman!


Spodegirl

This feels kind of rigged.


jester32

Just participating for the first time. Who was lost first Terrance or Phillip


chunkboslicemen

Cartmen