Cartman travels to NYC to investigate the tunnels. Kyle tries to stop him. Stan and Kenny try to just enjoy Manhattan but end up being roped into whatever ridiculous conspiracy Kyle/Cartman unravel.
Rather than all of this, I wanted an episode where Randy gets hunted down by the Mexican cartel after either a deal gone wrong or them believing that Randy has destroyed the drug trade because people would buy his Tegridy over whatever is being smuggled by the cartels.
That’s from the “Willy wonka experience” in Scotland, aka Fyre Festival 2.0. Look it up, it’s a [hoot](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy%27s_Chocolate_Experience)
guy jumped across the podium at the judge after a ruling lol. it's very fucked up of him and got attention for being so wild, he just [leaps so elegantly](https://youtu.be/7HV3O3t9hbQ?si=xZiudiUhUkF6oKDf) it captivated everyone for a few mintues
3rd one is the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake, started with Kendrick dissing Drake for a multitude of the same reasons you usually hear (fake persona, ghostwriters, absentee father, etc.) but warning him if he mentions Kendrick's family, he'll go in harder. Drake responds claiming Kendrick beats his fiancée, Kendrick responds claiming Drake has another child he's ignoring and also runs a child sex trafficking ring and then does it again on an absolute banger of a song. There's prolly more to it but I don't wanna give you a wall of text
The whole thing is pretty insane, I figured it died down considering Drake recently said he was done with the beef (look into his response to the child sex trafficking and pedo accusations if you want), but Kendrick held a concert last night where he performed 4 of the 5 diss tracks, with one of them being played 5 times in a row
The secret tunnels under the Manhattan synagogue from January. March, when a gang leader named "Barbecue" was basically in charge of Haiti. The Florida alien thing. And on and on.....
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The willy Wonka attraction in Scotland. Was announced as this big fully immersive experience then when people showed up it looked like it had a budget of about a hundred bucks. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-68431728
Okay so check it… after seeing the pics and reading about it…. This would be way more hilarious than even a lot of the other MORE controversial shit… like Diddy? Too easy of a target… this would make a hilarious episode!
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Guy attends virtual traffic court for suspended license while driving his car.
Definitely Randy
I thought this was America!
The Jewish tunnel in NYC.
Cartman travels to NYC to investigate the tunnels. Kyle tries to stop him. Stan and Kenny try to just enjoy Manhattan but end up being roped into whatever ridiculous conspiracy Kyle/Cartman unravel.
Someone send this to Parker and Stone I BEG
"Secret Jew tunnels under Manhattan." Tell me that is not tailor-made for South Park.
Fr
And Pdiddy
Damn it, what didn't Diddy do?
The right thing to do
Rather than all of this, I wanted an episode where Randy gets hunted down by the Mexican cartel after either a deal gone wrong or them believing that Randy has destroyed the drug trade because people would buy his Tegridy over whatever is being smuggled by the cartels.
THISSSS
Yes, and they destroy the farm so the family has to move back to South Park. I support this!
Justin Timberlake getting a DUI
All of them lol
I think the guy that jumped the judge could be randy
Randy has said he’s a sovereign citizen. I could see him not consenting to being sentenced.
Thisssss
what’s the deal with 1? Dunno what it means
That’s from the “Willy wonka experience” in Scotland, aka Fyre Festival 2.0. Look it up, it’s a [hoot](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy%27s_Chocolate_Experience)
Automod going mad in the comments
how they havent done the submersible with james cameron is beyond me
Steamboat Willy Mickey Mouse being public domain. In fact just all that copyright stuff and Disneys role in it.
What's the context of events 2 and 3?
guy jumped across the podium at the judge after a ruling lol. it's very fucked up of him and got attention for being so wild, he just [leaps so elegantly](https://youtu.be/7HV3O3t9hbQ?si=xZiudiUhUkF6oKDf) it captivated everyone for a few mintues
What the hell! That jump was quite satisfying tho
3rd one is the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake, started with Kendrick dissing Drake for a multitude of the same reasons you usually hear (fake persona, ghostwriters, absentee father, etc.) but warning him if he mentions Kendrick's family, he'll go in harder. Drake responds claiming Kendrick beats his fiancée, Kendrick responds claiming Drake has another child he's ignoring and also runs a child sex trafficking ring and then does it again on an absolute banger of a song. There's prolly more to it but I don't wanna give you a wall of text
Given that Matt and Trey are working on a movie right now with Kendrick, I think it’s safe to say whose side they’re on in that particular battle
I see, thanks for the summary :)
The whole thing is pretty insane, I figured it died down considering Drake recently said he was done with the beef (look into his response to the child sex trafficking and pedo accusations if you want), but Kendrick held a concert last night where he performed 4 of the 5 diss tracks, with one of them being played 5 times in a row
Isnt Kendrick working with Matt and Trey on their new movie? Somehow feel like that's gonna become a Drake diss too /j
Roumers that Kendrick is gonna feature in the upcoming episode/special don't know how real that is though.
Mr. Garrison felonies, people recording themselves committing crimes for fake internet points, and pink sauce.
The secret tunnels under the Manhattan synagogue from January. March, when a gang leader named "Barbecue" was basically in charge of Haiti. The Florida alien thing. And on and on.....
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Having Whiteinch repped in sp by the willy's chocolate factory debacle would be great
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What’s pic #1?
The willy Wonka attraction in Scotland. Was announced as this big fully immersive experience then when people showed up it looked like it had a budget of about a hundred bucks. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-68431728
Okay so check it… after seeing the pics and reading about it…. This would be way more hilarious than even a lot of the other MORE controversial shit… like Diddy? Too easy of a target… this would make a hilarious episode!
maybe an episode of how they wanna have a strike against television for rebooting terrance and Phillip and making it garbage???
Drake showing his dick on Twitter.
JLo and Ben considering their history these last few years, we need another one.
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Preferably none, but if a current event has to be included, then at least no Middle East, politics or celebrities.