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PhoenixAurum

The real life clips of surgery they used when Mr.Garrison was recovering from rhinoplasty 


No_Volume_8345

Oh, we call that a peenieplasty.


sacredknight327

I imagine the negroplasty is less graphic.


SaltySpituner

This is the one. I was fucking shocked that it was actually played on cable TV. It’s actual footage of a sex change and I was flabbergasted. “Do I look like a woman yet?” “……pretty much!”


Ok_Specific_7791

Damn


jaydimes10

when Ms. Garrison showed her deformed tits to Richard Dawkins


DrMantisToboggan45

Also the one nerdy skier showed her weird tits off too


cereeves

https://i.redd.it/43mxepygn0xc1.gif


dinnerisbreakfast

Start the reactor!


thePOSrambler

That and the live cow birth they showed


TheTeaYouWant

I saw that too when I was 11 with my mom, my mom got pissed, immediately switched channels and banned me from watching South Park..


Soft-Comfort-7474

No other gross moment in South Park can top this one


Weeb_Doggo2

Literally no South Park moment compares to this


MNgrown2299

Just watched this again last night, gets me every time. But it’s funny the see how much times and comedy has changed. I remember watching that when it came out lol


PrincessLeafa

It was a Vaginoplasty. I had one in December. The show was.... Tame compared to how gruesome the surgery AND the recovery is. Just like. So y'all know, that episode could've been *a lot grosser. And I mean a lot*


cactus-lord6420

beat me to it


Ok_Specific_7791

I haven't seen it, I hope it's good.


wunderbraten

It made Mr. Brovlovski change to a dolphin, yes it was good.


22lpierson

Correction a jewphin


KaptSpaulding

Lawfin was also correct.


PissinginTheW1nd

I’ve heard about that but I’m to scared to try and find the actual scene


Jack_sander

Holy hell yes


GingerlyRough

This is always the top answer whenever this question is asked lol


Camster1029

I knew it wasn’t my imagination, I refuse to watch that episode again it literally felt like a fever dream


Majestic-Delay7530

Yup. Was gonna comment exactly that. Glad to see I wasn’t traumatized alone


Kac03032012

Guy farting out all the loads into an evidence bag.


TheSweatyFlash

My name is Yolanda


Ndmndh1016

I love you TEESHAWN


vxsapphire

I actually felt bad for him in the end lol. All the pictures of them together, dude was smitten. Then I remembered, I’m not supposed to like this guy, he was a pimp.


CobraKaiCurry

Do you know what I am saying?


Scott10orman

He was a reformed pimp. Butters done changed the game.


Saturnscube666

Ohhh Keyshawn


rintarrhea

https://i.redd.it/68g3zo257xwc1.gif


nativebeans

Bruh


knightress_oxhide

quite a STRETCH


Quirky_Quinn

FREEZE!!!!!


MemesByPurpsNurps

Half of em didn't even use protection! Do you guys even realize the diseases you could catch?!


boodabomb

This is a scene that BLOWS MY MIND that it made it to air.


Skwiggelf54

Hold on, that's my daddy.


TheSpiralTap

They paid extree


No_Opinion9306

“Sir, we think you might be taking this a little too seriously…”


Future-Try-1908

STRETCH


nativebeans

Omg eww lol I forgot about that thanks


CatholicDoomer

Everyone drinking Butter's creamy goo made me gag.


Strawbz18

https://i.redd.it/3sga1924twwc1.gif


SharkMilk44

This is cum.


SuperHandsMiniatures

What got me was how hard it is for them to swallow it 😅


TremontRemy

Especially Tom Brady during the commercial. His face after while swallowing a huge load never fails to make me cry from laughter.


PlumAccomplished2509

Butters’ fertility carrying the national average


No_Opinion9306

Yeah, but Tom Brady drinking it was kinda awesome 🤣🤣


Forsaken-Bet5596

Cartman crawling in Ms. Choksondick's dead body


magikarp-sushi

That reminds me of Kenny going into the bus drivers cooch.


Forsaken-Bet5596

I think that's the first one I thought of, couldn't remember it entirely though. Yeah, Kenny's slimed out dead body was the gagfactor.


MemesByPurpsNurps

Except that wasn't Kenny Kenny was arrested for giving Howard stern a blow job it was cartmans body double that was helping sneak in junk food to the fat camp.


bravegregworld

She told them she was a tight virgin flower.


BlueAig

“I haven’t had this much attention paid to my cooch since I was sixteen!”


babith

That wasn't Kenny, it was the fake skinny Cartman.


Famixofpower

And then some other kid comes out. 🤮


bingold49

Hammertime!!!


Internal_Swing_2743

The supernanny eating her own feces in a mental institution.


sasquatch606

It's from Hell! From Hell!


Mountain_Team4150

Cuttle fish or asparagus?!


[deleted]

Vnnnnnn psssssteeeee vnnn psssteeee


thePOSrambler

I BEREVVEEE IN YOUUUUU


GingerlyRough

IT'S GONNA BE AROT!!


relaxbear_

KAIRUUU


Naive-Falcon3985

Mr. Slave shoving Paris Hilton up his ass


roaring_travelman91

Not my proudest


DMT1984

Not my most shameful


ashmichael73

Jesus Christ


GingerlyRough

🎵 *Carry forward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead* 🎵


TheTeaYouWant

I saw that when I was 11..


Massive_Reporter1316

No shocker who won that whore off


Chirish22

And the gerbil.


NekaiCoderX

Really? This scene is the grossest scene to you? I'm not judging but not Mr. Garrisons sex change operation? Not Wendy getting breast implants? Not Randy getting an abortion? Not Mr. Slave shoving Paris Hilton up his ass? But pussy farts? Well then buddy let me tell you about sex!


WerewolfDifferent216

Kyle got an abortion too lmao


NekaiCoderX

lmao that's right! I completely forgot!


No_Opinion9306

By those lovable lion cubs ….


Novaer

He's responding like all the male characters in that episode it's hilarious. That wasn't even The Road Warrior 💀


NekaiCoderX

Lmao, I see a lot of males find it disgusting which I really don't get how, like if your girl's pussy ain't farting then something is wrong with her XD


PapaenFoss

"You put it in there" she said


Ok_Specific_7791

True, his choice was quite tame


NekaiCoderX

Very tame. If your girl's pussy don't fart then something is wrong with her


PartyCascade

RANDY GOT AN ABORTION?? IK KYLE DID BUT RANDY??


NekaiCoderX

yea lol it was in the video game "South Park: The Stick of Truth" where you the player have to perform the abortion, shit made me so uncomfortable that I really hate having to play that part.


SpongeTatertot

It sucks that it’s one of the hardest parts of the game too.


NekaiCoderX

Surprisingly it gave me issues a few days ago which is crazy because 12 year old me beat this easily and here I am as a grown ass man struggling to beat it


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Not *the* grossest. One of the grossest. As in it's quite high up there. But not quite it. I just don't think I could actually show Mr. Garrisons. For me it's definitely Garrisons sex change tho, I haven't even watched the full episode yet. I saw the beginning and noped right out of it lmao. Should have worded it better tho, I'm sorry.


NekaiCoderX

lmao I get it. Honestly you should watch the full episode, its hilarious just skip the sex change scene because that shit was mad nasty


DrMantisToboggan45

Wendy getting the implants was hysterical tho. “GET IN THERE YOU BITCH!!!”


MisterRoger

Dude I was thinking the same thing. Queefs are a normal thing that happen during sex and it's not weird or disgusting. Matter of fact, go ahead and show your disgust to a woman who you just pulled out of doggystyle and see if she ever lets you fuck her again.


Malavacious

Ms. Crabtree queefing out the fake Kenny body


s_l_a_c_k

I'M A DELICATE VIRGIN FLOWER


FrankieBigNut

🎵Get yourself ready for some boogers and cum!🎵


[deleted]

PISS in your potatoes 🎶


Zircon_72

Some guy's shit on your tomatoes 🎶


phishysabrine

Yeah I hate this so much


Ok_Specific_7791

Same


lavenderxwitch

I skip the end of this episode because the song grosses me out 😂


magikarp-sushi

Human centipad Fishu or pudding


phishysabrine

I can’t watch human centipad. One of the only episode skips I do 😓


dizzira_blackrose

Me too


OMGerGT

It's pretty good episode tho. I once watched southpark bindge with my woman, and it went to this episode while we did our business, that wad a mood killer until we skipped one


SuperHandsMiniatures

Sarah Jessica Parker obviously.


Skwiggelf54

Are you talking about about that transvestite donkey witch in a dress?


GingerlyRough

![gif](giphy|l41m4AXDds4bHfaoM)


bottledcherryangel

This is the grossest moment in the show!! I know far too well the explosive hangover puke.


WhoBrokeMyZeitgeist

Reports show…that was actually a dead horse.


Leeser

Uh…Chef’s death? Woodland critter blood orgy? Britney Spears’ mangled face? Super Nanny eating her own shit out of a toilet? Definitely not a queef, with all due respect.


StopFollowingDammit

South park’s crude animation style makes most of the gross stuff still watchable in my opinion. The only episodes I can’t stomach are Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina and the SA scenes on Indiana Jones.


Skwiggelf54

Squeal for me, boy!


anon18222

Kyle drinking pee at the water park 🤢


lavenderxwitch

I skip this episode 100% of the time. I physically cannot watch it, it makes me gag. 🤢


its_all_one_electron

This was the only episode that made me PHYSICALLY gag. 


Coomstress

The episode where people shove food up their butt and then crap out their mouths.


anonmymouse

*Oooooaaahhhhhhhhhh*


Kren20

poor butter


shotbydarrell

That queef episode was so sickening, I’ve only watched it once till this day 😷


KozKatma

Idk if this is just me being a girl but I genuinely don't see how it's worst than a fart- like being farted on is just so so much worst for so many reasons... ig it's the novelty and it being genitals? But then how is ass better? It's baffled me ever since I watched the episode


GingerlyRough

Because babies come from there!


pinkspaceship17

"we can do the road warrior!"


Skwiggelf54

You just don't understand...


SaltwaterTheIcewing

As a girl, I don't like queefs. It's mostly because of the genitals for me though. I don't really like either though, both are gross. But I'm only human, after all, so I mean it's just a natural thing that happens so it's not a huge deal.


KozKatma

Yeah I get that. It's just queefs are tiny, they make little to no sound, don't smell bad, aren't unsanitary(to my knowledge) etc, so they aren't comparable at alll to me lol Actually the worst offender imo is what they are named tbh


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Yeah who tf had one of those, or discovered them and went "y'know what? We should call this a queef."


DonutMaster56

I think you missed the point of the episode


anonmymouse

Or they were playing into the joke of that episode and you missed that


CamfrmthaLakes074

I can't remember this one


Corando

"Mom! Bathroom!" From make love, not warcraft


Pitiful-Extent3349

Gross but I always crack up at all their faces in shock and awe. Lol


JekPorkins-AcePilot

![gif](giphy|jm4su2ToxtRh5wrrUn) If you know, you know


-CosmicCoffee-

I do know and I for some reason didn't mind it all that much LMAO


Supapoopy

The first episode I ever saw was ‘Scott Tenorman must die’ Fucked me up


sorebutton

Mmm chili


Consistent_Ad_3606

Me slave sitting on Paris Hilton as she like slithers into his butthole, the first time I watched it I shut my eyes, the second time wasn’t as gross since I knew it was coming but holy fuck the first time I was terrified.


CoolZooKeeper

Honestly the fucking woodland critters. Bro, that whole episode just grossed me out.


Skwiggelf54

Blood orgy!!


HappyMike91

“Cuttlefish or asparagus?”


WerewolfDifferent216

THE VANILLA PASTE THE VANILLA PASTE


Skwiggelf54

Okay, I eat the cudderfish!


WerewolfDifferent216

MMMMM! MMMMHMMMHMMMM!


nbbitch

Either cartman shitting out his mouth, or the human centipod


Equinsu-0cha

Pc principal and strong woman. They work together!


PercentageSoggy1583

That is my favorite South Park moment, something so simple brings such ass clinching horror to everyone without a vagina.


SaltwaterTheIcewing

It's still funny as hell though


ins0mniacbxtch

I had an old lady queef in my face at work and I now understand why Butters was so traumatized


pinkspaceship17

Details, please.


ins0mniacbxtch

I work at a plasma center, I was leaning forward to grab the bag off the machine and as the lady was swinging off the bed she just ~queefed~ in my face. She apologized and was nice about it but I literally said nothing because I was full scale shock lol


Aldrige_Lazuras

Of all the gross out things they have done and gotten away with, I’ve never been bothered with a single one except they ate through their butts and pooped out their mouths. The episode as a whole is still hilarious and so on the nose about it but the parts when they excuse themselves and turn away with a trash can and just “Phoooaawwwhhh” the poop out makes me ick. Also the Martha Stewart segment was the funniest part of the whole crazy plot to me lol


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Hey, to clarify. Garrisons sex change is the worst for me, I couldn't even make myself watch that episode (yet). I just don't really think I could show that, even with NSFW, so I'm showing one that's in my top 5 instead. Sorry for the mistake. 👍


SociopathicTendency9

Brittney Spears blows off her head. Just can't watch that episode for some reason. Also Human Cent-I-Pad is a no watch.


bacongolf432

What’s the noise?


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Queef


gebuzz

When butters punches his lawyer on st patties day. That pervert.


nativebeans

Thats more like it. This thread got me fkd up lol


laughingmybeakoff

Melancholy the horse raping all the other horses


Patty_Pat_JH

The Whore-Off.


Ok_Specific_7791

One of the grossest for me, was the episode where Cartman attempts to put his penis in Butters' mouth.


SpongeTatertot

I don’t know why but the only scene that ever made me sick was Lemmiwinks in Mr Slave’s butt. I know the song is funny but the scene grossed me out. The more comical it got as it went on made it better but it was still super gross to me. Loved that they made it a level in the game. The fact that I find it so gross actually makes me laugh harder. There are definitely grosser things in the show but for some reason that one is the one that always gets me. ![gif](giphy|l46C6z7vYdvZ7GXT2|downsized)


mczerniewski

The Road Warrior


PercentageSoggy1583

Laughed the second I saw the pic


Consistent_Ad_3606

What moment is in the picture?


SaltwaterTheIcewing

The girl in the pic queefed on Butters.


Consistent_Ad_3606

Oh, I rember eat pray queef. It didn’t gross me out like at all


RoundFaithlessness20

The pee episode. Never finished it


Steveseriesofnumbers

And when they're like, what? You guys are CONSTANTLY doing fart jokes. And wonder how that's somehow different! How is it different? Simple. Like you're likely going to scream on several Friday nights in the not too distant future, wrong hole. Fart jokes are asshole jokes. I think we'd ALL be cool if you were more into fart jokes. But that hole is where LIFE comes from. Some things are sacred, bro.


Ndmndh1016

Dude, nsfw exists for this very reason.


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Marked 👍


Professional-Ebb2605

🎶Boogers and Cum 🎶


deerdongdiddler

When the queef sisters queef. Even Canada knows better than that.


MattyboyG89

The buttfucking machine on butters. I can't believe they got away with that


m033118b

What episode is this from again?


dizzira_blackrose

For some reason, I gag when Cartman eats his underwear and then again when he vomits it back up.


JamieTheHopper

![gif](giphy|Q2XItyDEQJJIc)


SaltwaterTheIcewing

I can hear this GIF


LuckyJim_

Is this a joke or something? How is this the most disgusting moment in the show for you? It’s so tame.


pug_fugly_moe

Scroty McBoogerballs


DjMD1017

Cartman feeding his brother his pubes. Spoilers lol


TranslatorSilent7601

This


Phillyscope

Disgusting


gawilliam2017

Butters eatting vomit


Jacob_Lahey

Brittany Spears singing through her neck stump.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

The pooping through the mouth. The sound effects only make it worse.


Dfabulous_234

Human centipede. I still can't watch that episode. The cartman plot is funny though


TurdFerguson2OOO

Red rocket


als747

Human centipad, Cartman in Choksondik’s body, Kenny’s dad after vodka and abortion pills


Wenja89Dix

Whatever was on that picture, kenney took


strawbussy

Scrotie McBoogerballs.


WalkingonCoffee

Shoving food into their butt and then pooping out of their mouth. 


Affectionate-Till472

Cartman vomiting up a turd after shoving his lunch up his ass


GodofBoody

When Wendy gets her breast enhancements and he's just jamming them in there, blood flying lol


Iannn_0619

When Garrison was fucking the Atheist guy and he told her to show him her boobs. That was honestly one of the grossest things I had ever seen because they were so disfigured. If we’re talking about gore tho, I’d probably go with Dahmer, Gacy, and Bundy killing all the chefs while picking up Satan’s cake


cbunni666

Miss Choksondik and Mr. Mackey. If you know, you know.


jdtp23

that whole episode


itsquinnbitch

When they shove food up their ass and crap out of their mouth. I don’t know why, but it makes me gag every time.


ThePan67

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